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Quotes
"We never had any clue what we were doing.
...but somebody had to do something...."
-- Bart
Subject: Quit beating up on Nader supporters
On your site I have noticed, unsurprisingly, that
you expend no small amount of effort
into nagging, insulting, and otherwise I-told-you-so-ing
former and present supporters
of Ralph Nader and his Presidential campaign.
As a former Nader voter I cannot deny
that there was a spoiler effect present. Would
Gore have won if Nader hadn't run?
It certainly couldn't have hurt. However, your
page's tactic of abuse is completely
inappropriate, I think, and here are a few reasons
why:
* Gore was far from perfect
<snip>
* Gore didn't lose in Florida anyway
<snip>
And most importantly:
* Non-voters were a much larger factor
<snip>
I would personally love to see you write
a piece about the irresponsibility of non-voters.
Especially as the November election comes
up.. Thank you for receiving my rant.
-- neil
Neil, my biggest problem with the spoilers is their stated eagerness
to do it again in 2004.
I imagine they feel bad about giving the Unelected Moron all
that power, and letting his
crooked family steal all those trillions, but in trying to save
face, they're promising to screw
us again with the same results as 2000. Tell them to knock
it off, OK?
Subject: Rush's dirty ass
BC:
In your inimitable style, you said:
> "...and Rush, on the bath issue - as far as we know, Bono didn't wiggle
out
> of military service because his ass was so dirty that it got infected,
like you did."
I'm certain that you know that Ted Nugent is the
EIB "Resident Rocker".
If memory serves me correctly, Nugent used to
brag that he got out of the Vietnam War
by showing up for his medical examination after
wearing the same clothes for weeks on end,
complete with the filth which acrued when he
fouled himself.
Those two deserve each other.
Steve
Steve, funny how most hawks couldn't make it to that war they loved so much.
Ambling
into Nonsense
By Eric Alterman
Excerpt:
"He repeats the canard that Bush appeals to voters
because of the "the dearth of scandals in Bush One."
Someone at his publisher's office, at least,
might have mentioned that the Clinton-era Whitewater
investigation resulted in a grand total
of zero indictments, and that only two members of the Clinton
administration were ever indicted. The
Reagan-Bush administration, meanwhile, managed to rack up
a full 32
indictments, many of which
were disposed of by presidential pardons."
Dear Bart,
There's a saying that happiness is hard
to come by in this life
and Julie has given the world more than
her share.
How could I miss a historic event event
like Juliefest?
(withheld)
You can't.
See you Saturday night.
Subject: "We're
10 times stronger"!!!
To: rush@eibnet.com
Bcc: bartcop@bartcop.com
Your hypocrisy is sickening. You just sat
there, not 5 minutes ago,
parrotting the Bush officials telling the Saudis
that today, we're "10
times stronger" militarily than we were during
the Gulf War.
What happened to all of your nonsense during the
past 10 years, and Bush's
nonsense during the campaign, saying Bill Clinton
decimated our military?
I challenge you, Rush, to TELL your faithful flock
exactly what it is that
Bush has done during the past year and a half
to suddenly bring us from a
decimated military to "10 times stronger" than
we were during the Gulf War.
You either have to tell them that, or tell them
the truth. Which is that
you, Bush, and all the other conservative blowhards
were lying all along.
Subject: Crossfire is Wonderful!
To: crossfire@cnn.com, Isaacson@aol.com, sue.bunda@cnn.com
What a great show! Very dynamic. Very unique.
Nothing like it on TV. No one else is saying:
The Head of the GOP is a former Enron Lobbyist.
Gore got more votes.
Thirty people were indicted during Reagan, only
1 under Clinton
The 2 Trillion Dollar Surplus is Gone, thanks
to the tax cut for the rich.
We had peace and prosperity under Clinton, War,
recession and deficits Under both Bushes.
And the list goes on. These are important facts
the public has a right to know, but you can hear
hundreds of hours of cable political commentary
without a single mention of this crucial information.
Hooray for Crossfire for breaking the media silence!
I'm going to support your sponsors and buy their products.
Scott Davis
Sub-Total $24,450
Wish it was more...
Mrs. Bart and I are using our own money to travel.
That means we'd rather not fly east for just two nights,
so we're taking the next week to unwind and recharge
See you again May 4 or 5th, hopefully with Fest reports, pictures, tales etc.
Meanwhile, check the back issues.
They say the ones ending in "1" (241, 421, 761) are the best.
Last night I was trying to decide on a cigar for
the evening (I finally chose a really nice Remedios),
so I went to the cigar newsgroup alt.smokers.cigars.
It's like a cigar lounge in the real world
--smoke cigars and talk politics.
Someone asked the question "what do you think
of Faux News?"
The reply: "it's better than CNN or MSNBC but
still too left-leaning for any thinking person."
As my favorite maniacal drill sergeant once said, "you've gotta be shitting me, Joker."
--Jim M
ha ha
Dude, tequila fan that I am, I understand the "greatest cigar in the
world" talk.
Remedios sounds like a Patron to
me, but we all have our favorites.
And we gotta a love a guy who can't get enough Nazi hate from Fox News.
...and down the stretch they come!!!!
Are you ready?
Chinaco party at Carville's.
Goose party at Carville's.
Garbage party at Carville's.
South's Finest Chocolate party at Carville's.
Julie Hiatt Steele party at Carville's
ha ha
...a tornado in the form of a Southern Belle.
You're not ever going to forget 4/27/02
The
gates are closed, nothing left to do but party!
(former presidents excepted)
Today, Friday, we have no computers, so no more tickets.
But if you didn't make it to West24
Saturday,
send Julie a little something.
Snail write to her at PO
Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451
If you're totally flat broke, at least
send an e-mail of support to juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com
Also, don't forget the official Juliefest2002-DC
Soundtrack.
The Clash's I Fought the Law will play every 40 minutes.
...so when you hear it on James's West24
sound system, shout out
"She fought the law and ...SHE
won,
she fought the law and
...SHE won."
Could be the highlight of the video.
Don't forget
Check out 
You must have a ticket to get in the room.
Watch Crossfire tonight.
See if any bartcop.com readers
win a Corvette for mentioning
bartcop.com on live TV.
This could
be yours
David Brock on Crossfire
Did you see it?
Odds are, you didn't.
Have you heard?
According to my sources, Thursday's extra-explosive Crossfire
was censored
by CNN in it's repeat.
I saw it myself, while receiving important Juliefest2002-DC
phone calls (cough)
but I have the whole thing on tape.
Sidebar:
If you don't know by now, this is my
take of what happened.
I'm telling you what I saw, not what happened
exactly.
Brock sat down and Bow Tie Boy OPENED with:
"You've written a book of lies and how
dare you come here and claim they're true."
Sidebar:
I am a very, very non-violent man.
But when you sit down at a desk...
...and a man (sorta of) looks you in the
eye and says,
"You've written a book of lies and
how dare you come here and claim they're true."
...well, that's some strong stuff, ...at least in Oklahoma.
Repeat, I am NOT
a violent man, but once that gauntlet is thrown,
once Bow Tie Boy calls you a big, fat liar
in front of 200,000 viewers,
your only choice is launch across that
table and go for his f-ing throat.
Why is this a good move?
I tells the jury you ONLY attack when provoked by the most personal
of slurs.
If Bow Tie Boy can scream, "Liar" at you and you take it like
a gentleman,
that gives him the courage to raise the bar higher on the next
personal attack.
But if you launch over that desk onto his ass and squeeze his
Adam's apple,
word gets out that's it's important to use discretion when framing
your question.
Truth is, Tucker's under BIG pressure to fight back.
Tucker's unarmed in this fight, and he can't win.
The beatdown was so one-sided, Carville and Brock SO PROVED that
crazy criminals
controlled our country, that CNN was too afraid to reveal
what the rest of the world knows,
Brock looked right into the camera and said. Ted Olson and Slappy
lied under oath,
and he said the same Iran-Contra clowns, the impeachment clowns,
are now controlling
everything in Washington - you know - kinda like a regular issue
of bartcop.com
Well, CNN felt so scared they CENSORED the last half hour of Crossfire.
CNN isn't a news company - it's a whore on Bush's payroll.
How DARE they "protect" us from Brock's free speech?
We'll need some volunteers at the Juliefest, selling raffle rickets and such.
If you'd like to help, tell Christian or Bart at the door.
Might be a good way to mix & mingle - get to know people.
A Work of Art
Remember when the Bush Family Evil Empire was CAUGHT doing
the unthinkable?
They got CAUGHT selling arms to terrorists, (the sons of bitches),
remember?
Then they sent that senile old fool Reagan out to deny it in
front of the live TV cameras?
(Wasn't that a terrible trick to play on that old man?
That's like rearranging Helen Keller's furniture.)
Then, instead of showing remorse, Bush pardoned the gang of
felons to bury the truth
and then Ollie North stood up and defended what he did, calling
it "a work of art."
Let me see...
Stealing Stinger missles from the Defense department is a crime,
it's a felony,
it traitorous action and it's against everything they
CLAIMED they stood for.
They rewarded the thugs who kidnapped our diplomats and murdered
our Marines.
Lebanon - 241 dead marines - was this attack
financed with Bush Family Evil Empire Money?
Then they went on to lie, stonewall and finally commit serial
perjury until
Poppy pardoned everybody to bury the evidence of their crimes
forever.
So they took their illegal proceeds, that terrorist money,
and they went to Nicaragua
and bought cocaine with it and smuggled it into Oakland. Then
they made secret deals
with the Cripps and the Bloods to distribute mass quantities
of cocaine.
Then they took those illegal millions and bought guns, no doubt
from Bush's arms-dealing partner
Adnan Kashoggi and armed the right-wing death squads that
terrorized Central America for so long.
Murder, treason, cocaine, gang wars, treachery, pardons
- that's a work of art?
No, I don't think so, but I might have a clue what is...
Suppose some low IQ wannabe internet tequilaboy comedian saw that
his favorite rock group
was coming to America for a tour in April and May, and suppose
he booked tickets to several shows.
Then, figuring he was going to be on the East Coast anyway, he'd
want to go by and see his new
good friend Julie Hiatt Steele. But then, his good
friend was in need of a lil' economic boost,
so he floated the idea on his page about hosting a fund raiser,
just to see what would happen.
Well, he was shocked (but not surprised) to see heart-of-gold
Democrats responding in waves and
soon there was $4000 in the kitty, enough to pay for J-Fest expenses.
Then the total grew higher.
Before long, we had $10,000 in the pot, and then a guy named Ron
V wrote and said he thought he could
get a message to James Carville and when James wrote and asked
if we'd consider having Juliefest
at his place, Julie went off like a bottle rocket and said, "Yeah,
make that happen."
bartcop.com readers continued to respond. Seems like
each time Tequilaboy wrote something about Julie,
people wrote saying "I had no idea she
went thru all that. Please give her this $50, or this $100 for me."
Other web sites jumped in, too. Buzzflash.com and
Democraticunderground.com
put up big banners
to help get the word out. MWO, ampol, Onlinejournal and others
spread the news, too.
Before long, we had enough money in the pot to call Juliefest2002-DC
a success!
Remember how it started, in Volume 728 - JulieFest2002?
> This may be a well-intentioned pie-in-the-sky
idea, but Julie needs help.
> Considering what she did for Democrats, the
Constitution and our country,
> it'd be nice if a lot of people would want
to thank her.
> Meeting Susan McDougal was the highlight of
my "political" life,
> and I think meeting Julie will be something
you'd remember the rest of your life.
> But since I have no idea what I'm doing, I need help.
YOU
people did that. YOU
helped out and made everything work.
The high-rollers and those who sent in $10 - everything helped
make Julie's pie higher.
She's been knocked down - cried out - but now Julie's back amongst
the living
and her faith in people has been renewed and she wants to thank
everyone.
I've never met anybody with her strength.
I hope nobody else ever has to run the gauntlet like she had
to run.
unless it's that bastard Starr who may
run a gauntlet right into a f-ing prison cell.
So, in closing (applause) what began as a "dumb idea" will result
in a great party at Carville's,
where everybody will get to meet everybody and drink mass quantities
of Chinaco Anejo,
munch on world-class appetizers, not to mention the South's
Finest Chocolates.
On top of that, a nice boost for Julie, who, after living in
a bunker for four years is enjoying the
emotional support as much as the economic support, and the Treehouse
even made a little splash
No murder, treason, illegal drugs, (probably) gang wars,
treachery or pardons
were needed.
and I'm going to see Garbage.in concert a few times..
I'd call that a work of art.
See you in a week.
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