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"The net effect of these transactions is that
Enron gets paid
for moving energy to relieve congestion
without actually
moving any energy or relieving any
congestion."
"Death Star" strategy, written by Enron
lawyers in December 2000, outlining practices
that created phantom congestion on electricity
transmission lines and engaged in
sham sales among its affiliates to increase
electricity prices.
Remember how Bush and Rush guaranteed
us that California's energy problems
were happening because the liberals messed with the free enterprise
system?
We knew they were lying.
We know President Never Elected is lying because he's a crooked
oil man.
And we know Rush is lying because he's paid millions to lie.
California was getting raped because that's what crooked energy
companies do,
and Bush allowed it to happen because he's in on the scam.
Oh, God, what did we do to anger you so?
Why did you allow this Bush monster to hijack our country?
David
Brock & the Watergate Legacy
by Robert Parry. May 6, 2002
Excerpt:
David Brock's Blinded by the Right
tells the back story of the ideological war
against Bill Clinton, but there is a deeper
back story of the conservative attack
machine that traces back to Richard Nixon's
Watergate scandal.
Great stuff - Robert Parry is always can't-miss reading.
And also, since Juliefest2002-DC,
I get to talk about our good friends,
such as David Brock, James Carville and smokin' Joe Conason
Monkey Mail
From: bruce.johnston@citcomm.com
> By the way...........Barbara Olson is dead you
idiot.
> She died a hero just like all the others that
died on 9-11.
> Bruce T. Johnston
Why do you think I don't know that?
You think I should go back and change everything written prior
to 9-11?
I have 787 issues, and you think I should go back and search each
one
to see if anything true then is no longer true now?
Bruce, you make a bad first impression.
You start with a schoolboy gaffe and then use an unneeded personal
slur.
You must be a Republican
More pics from Juliefest2002-DC
.
Waiting
For The River To Catch Fire
by Joseph Vecchio as seen at democraticunderground.com
Excerpt:
How many warriors are here that could be
more effective if they had the time
to donate to the cause? How much more could
someone like Bartcop accomplish
if his time wasn't so limited by the necessities
of the workweek? There are others
as well who could use a donation to help
them fight the good fight, don't be afraid
to toss some money their way, even if you
never see a return on it.
Soon, we're going to need to have a talk. Today, for instance,
Vic the racist isn't
coming in, so I have no hours to spend at my desk - thus this
short issue.
If I was my own boss during the day, that increases the odds
of BartCop Radio.
I will continue to work on the problem.
Plus, this is sweep weeks, traditionally the only time
of the year when we actively
solicit funds to stay on the www, but we've just come out of
a 60-day fund raiser
so I thought I'd ease back on that a little for right now.
Changes are coming, and we're working on the pitch right now.
Matt Drudge, who lies so much his last name should be Limbaugh,
says that
Westwood One, producers of Bill O'Reilly's new hate show of lies
and race-baiting slurs,
is PAYING stations to air his program.
Drudge says WOR in New York is getting $300,000 to run the new
hate show,
and they paid a station in DC $200,000 after every station rejeccted
it.
But then again, if Drudge said it, it's not dependable news...
O'Reilly Quote
"I will have a female co-host who can tell me I'm wrong."
Gee, I wonder if she'll be as tough as Alan Colmes?
Subject: From Seattle
Look, I'm a 47 y/o man, hunter/fisherman/engineer,
and I pride myself in
being able to control my emotions. But after
reading the trip reports from
those of you who attended JulieFest, I had to
get up and go hide from all
the people I work with cause I was crying...at
work! at my desk!
What's up with that?
I cried because I now know that there are good
decent people out there who
care deeply and passionately about this country.
And I cried because I was
not able to attend the party, and I cried because
I'm scared for my country and
countries around the world. And I cried for knowing
Julie's story and what
"our" government has done to her.
I will never get over what happened to her and
I will NEVER give in to the bastards!
Thanks Bart for being there!!!
Brad
Penthouse
Screws up big-time
Publishes nude pics of Anna Kournakova that aren't her
Now owns
Penthouse magazine
One of the best columns ever from Gene Lyons
Enron
Style Journalism
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
Here at home, unemployment has reached
a six year high, the stock market's staggering,
corporate profits look shaky and government
projections show rising budget deficits for
the forseeable future. That Social Security
"lockbox" the candidates bickered about during
the 2000 election campaign? It's gone,
a casualty of recession, tax cuts and the war on terrorism.
So what did our peerless Washington press
corps spend last week ranting about?
Why Bill Clinton, naturally.
People are writing about Juliefest t-shirts
Yes, there are some t-shirts left from the big bash, and they're
free
with a minimum donation of $23.95, which covers priority shipping.
A few days after Juliefest, we dropped by and caught Julie at
the beach.
Today
it wasn't very windy
The
next day it was double-windy
Julie
in her Juliefest2002-DC
shirt
The shirt says:
bartcop.com
presents
Juliefest2002-DC
She's Steele the One
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Quote
"It's not going to work because there's no
balance. Why not put Rush Limbaugh on there?"
-- Lawrence Kudlow, who is nothing more than a whore on
the payroll of Richard M Scaife,
whining like someone pulled his
pigtails that Judas Maximus is too liberal
"I worked for President Clinton in the impeachment
crisis. And I called George
Stephanopolous frequently to complain
about his anti-Clinton bias, because I think
he was trying so hard to be fair, that
he was unfair to Clinton. He went over backwards
to attack Clinton and I thought unfairly
at the time."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 05/06/02
Juliefest
Trip Report
by Chris
Excerpt:
My thoughts about Julie: Physically, she
looks really small. But of course,
that's only relevant to the broken leg
she had; it has nothing to do with the
inner strength necessary to stand up to
Starr's goons. And even though she
lost everything that was material, she
kept what was important, her self-respect
and Adam. Adam didn't say anything to the
crowd at large, but then if I was
11 years old in a roomful of strangers,
I'd have been the same way.
This is how the rest of the world
sees the Americam whore press
toadying over the Unelected Fraud
Subject: Caller to Malloy
A guy from Broken Arrow (wasn't that a code for a nuke bomb getting lost?) mentioned Paul Harvey.
Malloy had a real mystified tone when he said that he had heard something about Harvey and a horse.
HAHAHA ... you may not be on Crossfire ... yet ... but you made the big-time...
John S
Bush
Still Backward On Women’s Issues
by smokin' Joe Conason
Excerpt:
For most American women, however—whose
interests are hardly identical with those
of the Republican right—the Bush record
hasn’t been improved by Karen Hughes and
won’t be affected by her departure. Another
woman may be named to take her place,
but that would make about as much difference
as Karl Rove putting on a dress.
Impressions
of pre-Juliefest
by Julie Revell Benjamin
Excerpt:
I could never explain what it's like to
meet Julie Hiatt Steele, but I'm going to have
to do my best. Julie looks like she couldn't
stand up to a strong wind. She's probably
5'2" and weighs less than a hundred pounds
soaking wet. She's tiny, but she has the
heart of a lion. Of course, we gave the
lady a standing ovation.
Andrew
from Australia send JHS an e-card
I thought you might like to see it.
Subject: Like Minds
I was very pleased to join the festivities
on April 27th. Didn't think it was possible,
but I OD'd on chocolate. It was very easy and
enjoyable to strike up conversations
and talk with people who are interested in the
political landscape of this country.
It was great seeing Carville, Conason, Brock,
the folks from Buzzflash and of course,
Julie Hiatt Steele. To be honest, though,
the highlight of my evening was to shake Bart's hand.
Bart and Christian, you did a great job.
G. Rita MD
I have to tell this story:
Dr. Taylor sent a $200 check to the PO Box. It said "Juliefest"
Since we had fluctuating ticket prices, I had to determine if
that was for one ticket or two. So I called the phone number on the
check.
Someone on her staff said, "Dr. Taylor is
in surgery - can I take a message?"
I thought, "Koresh! A surgeon reads bartcop.com?"
Thanks for that, and I'm glad you liked the South's
Finest Chocolate.
There's no better chocolate at any price.
Isn't it sad when Cardinals lie?
Excerpt:
Cardinal Bernard Law testified that he
relied on the advice of doctors and subordinates
when he approved the transfer of a priest
accused of sexually abusing children.
"You can't blame me for transfering this serial rapist from parish
to parish to parish
so he could rape again and again and again. I was just following
orders.
But then again, what else could he do but lie?
The truth will get him a stretch in prison, unless a jury decides
that child rape is OK is you once took an oath to serve God.
How sad that this "man of God" is lying under oath.
Of course, the Clinton haters are silent about this extremely
material
bit of perjury, because Mr Scaife won't pay for a Catholic sex
scandal.
Bill
Bennett
Mr.
Scaife hasn't sent me a check with Cardinal Law's name on it,
so
that means there's no moral question to rail about.
...but Clinton is still a bad, bad man!
Willey's
radio talk show canceled
Liar canned even tho she hates Clinton
Excerpt:
Willey described her [alleged] ordeal on
"60 Minutes" but undercut her own
credibility because of conflicting statements
she gave to various federal grand juries.
Wait a minute!
Since everyone knew she was lying, why did Julie have
to lose her home?
Could it be because Ken Starr is a vengeful bastard and wanted
to signal other
witnesses that they better play ball and start lying or they'd
get what Julie got?
...
I'm
a vengeful bastard
and
a cigarette whore.
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A Very Subjective
Report on Juliefest 2002
by Robert
Excerpt:
Bart’s description of Julie as a “tornado”
is simply inadequate to describe her. She looks so small,
she looks so frail. But she “feels” so
strong, she and “feels” so big. And it’s more than that - she’s
so real and so honest, she’s so witty,
she doesn’t take herself seriously, but then she can be dead serious.
She can melt your heart with her smile,
but her eyes can flash with fire. She is the one person that
Ken Starr, or anyone else for that matter,
should not want to pick a fight with.
Bart, Ya Done Good!
It was better than I imagined it could
be.
When you do your write-up, be sure to mention
that the Videographer (Kent)
was working for free. I talked to him several
times during the evening and it wasn't
until about my 5th conversation that I learned
that he was volunteering his time.
Also, JulieRB from the Seattle area was dynamite.
She did a great job of organizing from 2,000
miles away.
Other than the people from all over the USA, Julie
Steele was the only Big Dog that
I visited with. The thing that came across to
me is that she was so warm and calm that
I felt very comfortable visiting with her as
if she had been a friend of mine from High School.
Also, I was impressed at the number of young people
who attended.
Four 21 year-old boys from Boston and a 15-year-old
from New York City
knew more about politics than most adults that
I know.
Vegas in September? I can do that!
Bob in Oklahoma
Quotes
"So will The Bill Clinton Show be going
into competition with Jerry Springer,
The Price is Right, All My
Children, a few other daytime programs?"
--Wolf Bitzer, who should thank God for Cokie Roberts
so Wolf
wouldn't be the most idiotic
whore in all of Washington DC.
Wolf, please borrow a gun from someone and end it.
Please?
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