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Quotes
"One explanation for Bush's fixation on ousting
Saddam Hussein is that he wants
to avenge his father, who was victorious
against Iraq in the Persian Gulf war in 1991
but failed to unseat its ruler. Conservatives
have long accused the elder Bush of not
finishing the job in Baghdad. For all
Bush's war-drum-beating, the president is still
trying to find a reason to attack Baghdad
that would be acceptable to the world.
Heaven knows, administration officials
tried to find an Iraqi link to the Sept. 11
terrorist acts against the United States.
But they could not find one."
-- Helen Thomas (complete
column)
Bush HAS to keep us at war forever because without the rallying
behind the flag
that the war offers him he'll be seen by the voters as the shallow
fraud that he is.
In RE Willey
What
Was Ken Starr Doing On Willey's Show?
Excerpt:
"Yet the OIC hounded Willey's antagonist,
Julie Hiatt Steele, into destitution
over utterly unproven (and eventually
discredited) allegations that SHE lied.
That could be seen as a perverse double
standard, couldn't it?
Coddle the liar who tried to help the
OIC topple Clinton.
Harass, prosecute, and bankrupt the truthteller
who said that Willey was a liar."
This is sweep weeks, traditionally the only time of the
year when we actively
solicit funds to stay on the www, but we've just come out of
a 60-day fund raiser
so I thought I'd ease back on that a little for right now.
Changes are coming, and we're working on the pitch right now.
...from an old friend of Julie's
Did
Clinton bust a move on Kathleen Willey, the woman
Starr
and Ray admit can't be trusted to tell the truth?
You see that 41
percent who claim they believe the unfounded,
no-proof
accusation made by a money-grubbing woman who Ken Starr says
can't be trusted?
When you remember that one-third of this country will believe
ANY charge leveled
against the best president we ever had, that tells me that 92
percent
know that Kathleen Willey was lying the whole time.
...and shame, shame, shame on 60 Minutes for paying for that bogus story.
"We pulled out too soon."
-- Sharon, who really wants to say "That
idiot Bush boy caused
this latest bombing by coddling
that murdering bastard Arafat
while Arafat was planning another
terrorist bombing all along."
Juliefest2002-DC reports keep coming
It
was terrific
by Carol
I meant to get this up closer to Cinco de Mayo
Looks like Dave's work.
Top Ten Mexican Nicknames For George W. Bush
10. Guacamoron
9. Loco en el Coco
8. El Otro White Meat
7. Tex-Mess
6. Bandito de la Eleccion
5. El Dorque
4. Los Er
3. No Habla Ingles
2. Adios In 2004
1. Senorita Cheney
Mail Bag
Hey, BartCop:
Congratulations on JulieFest 2002's apparent success.
However, I read this little bit by you today,
excoriating a Nader voter:
> No, but the Bush Family Evil Empire will make
big changes, with your help.
> Wherever Karl Rove is right now, he has an
erection. He knows he owns you.
> You were the difference in Florida in 2000.
> You gave us President Pinhead.
Fine. But then don't say that Bush stole the election.
If Gore won fair and
square, then Bush stole the election; if the
Green vote displaced enough
Gore votes such that President Bunnypants won,
then there was nothing to
steal. Time and time again you assert that BOTH
the Greens lost the
election for Gore AND that Bush stole the election,
two scenarios that are,
regardless of their permutations, mutually exclusive
of one another.
Will you make up your fucking mind already?
--Aaron Snyder
My, my, such a potty mouth...
The truth is - all of that is true.
1. Gore won the election, the B.F.E.E.
stole it
2. Had he'd won (maybe he did) Tennessee, Gore
would be president.
3. Had he hadn't not dissed Clinton, Gore would
be president
4. Had Nader put the country before his ego,
Gore would be president.
5. If Gore had chosen to fight, instead of politely
lay back, he would've won.
6. If Gore hadn't paid some woman $10,000 a month
to dress him, he would've won
7. This list goes on forever - it was a very
close election.
When the margin of victory is less than one percent,
multiple factors are all in play when
trying to discover what went wrong. The election
was so close, I'll bet if everyone in
Florida who had ever read bartcop.com
had voted for Gore, he would've won.
Nader's problem is his negative effect was in measurable votes.
We can argue about Gore fighting or paying a woman to dress him,
but the Nader voters are math proof that Nader gave Bush the White
House
Two things:
If Nader was serious about his issues, he wouldn't
have handed the
White House to a greedy oil man desperate to
drill in our National Parks.
We could let the Greens's mistake go and bury
the past if they weren't
so damn eager to reward the never-elected fraud
another four years
Somehow, the Greens take that "lesser of two
evils" line of crappola
and use that to promote the fascist agenda of
the B.F.E.E.
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From: editor@bartcopsports.com
Subject: Possible end of BartCop Sports?
I have not updated recently because I have been
sick, and just a couple of days ago, lost my job.
As you can imagine, my motivation is gone, and
the money will soon follow. As such, I really can't
do Sports anymore.
Would you announce that I am looking into having someone take the place over?
Costs $15 a month to keep on the server where
it is now.
If I hear nothing in a couple of weeks, I'm just
going to deep-six the place,
which would suck, but that's how it is.
Thanks, and good work with Juliefest.
Well, Sports Fans, can anyone step in and take over?
Is there enough interest in sports to keep sports alive?
If you're rabid about sports and know html and have $15 a month,
contact editor@bartcopsports.com
and apply for the job.
Since it's your $15, it's your page and you can advertise or whatever
to
recoup the $15, but we need a rabid sports fan to permanantly pinch-hit!
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Democrats to Sic Carville On Wacky Pataki
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Here
Excerpt:
State Democrats are about to unleash a
new razor-tongued weapon against Gov. Pataki
- spinmeister James Carville, known for
being about as subtle as a pitbull on steroids.
With Pataki's ratings high as he seeks
a third term, the Democrats have lined up the party's
Ragin' Cajun to rip the Republican incumbent
at their May 22-23 state convention in Manhattan.
The night before Juliefest2002-DC
bartcop.com reader DH saw Garbage in Philly.
This is her review
Flashback to April 27, 2002
Pictures by Marty E!
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Consumption
My computer feels sick!
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free
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Update
People have been asking about the Juliefest2002-DC
shirts.
They are the color of this background, (I call it 'sand')
and they go as high as 2X in size, which is XX, right?
There are only a few left, so don't wait, and tell us what size shirt you want.
Gingrich seeks annulment of marriage to Marianne
Newt Gingrich has asked the Catholics to pretend his marriage
to Marianne never happened
like God is some kind of blind fool. How insulting to try
to trick God by writing the Church a check.
"We were married 19 years, and now he
wants to say it didn't exist,"
Marianne Gingrich said of the scumbag who cheated on her for
seven years.
Will the Church accept Newt's check in return for a piece of God's
dignity?
You bet they will, because the Church has raped
altar boys to pay off.
Don't forget
Roar
like a lion
by James Higdon Online Journal Contributing
Editor
Excerpt:
The question has often been asked of late:
"What is a hero?" I will tell you
what a hero is. A hero is, by status and
constitution, no different than any of us.
A hero is someone compelled by circumstance
and necessity to act boldly in the
face of great risk when others may
not, or can not. A hero is Julie Hiatt Steele.
Monster iceberg breaks off Antarctic ice shelf
Unka Dick
says there's no
such thing
as global warming!
Screw the
environment!
As long
as I'm king, oil is king, too!
David
Brock's Book - 65 Pages wiped out!
Simple publication error or deliberate censure?
I'm furious. I recently ordered a brand
new copy of David Brock's book
"Blinded By The Right" -- from Amazon.com.
As I was deeply engrossed in the section
where David revealed that
republicans had supplied him with secret
FBI files on Angela Wright, who's
testimony may very well have sunk Clarence
Thomas' nomination, when
*POOF* page 112 was followed immediately by 177. 65 pages GONE! Swiped.
Were the pages just "left out" the latest press run? Where did they go?
I am not a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorist,
but when you read a book that
indicts the right to such a deep level
that Brock reveals, you can't help but wonder...
Is this a new Conservative Strategy: Mess With Their Books?
btw
btw, sounds like a printing screwup to me.
I'd start by complaining to Amazon.com
If it's a censor job, I'd think page 112 would be followed by
page 113.
But let us know, maybe we can ask Brock if Amazon says you got
the complete book.
Marc Perkel gets Monkey Mail, too
From: Jeff Smithers
Subject: Youre a moron
>You have the most unethical and unmoral
views that ive seen, you are a drug user who is the definition
> why Gore should not be the president right
now. People like you are what make our socity what it is
> today, and sooner or later God will send his
wrath upon you. May his be merciful to you,
> and may you start actually reading the Bible.
Maybey you will find peace with God and realize that
> Jesus was our savior. May God come to
you and be with you soon, or at least before you die.
I was just about to turn Christian and accept
Jesus into my heart
when I got your email and realized what Christians
are really like.
See you in Hell.
Marc
We haven't heard much out of Tom Delay lately...
Julie Makes a Difference
Excerpt:
Well, after the election theft last year,
and the ensuing rape/shredding of our constitution by this
far-far-right administration, I made a
decision. I'm going to law school, so I can get in the fight
with the best of them and work for the
good guys! I am determined to spend the second half of
my life fighting for the civil rights of
my fellow Americans, and I just want you to know, that your
experience was a major inspiration for
me in this decision making process.
Quohag just posted the best rant I've ever
seen, a respoonse to some boyscout leader who
sent all the parents an email telling them
that if they didn't back Bush and kick furriners out,
they were helping the terrorists.
This, from a Christian, is one of the most
eloquent things I have ever read.
It NEEDS to be on your front page. Thanks
for JulieFest guy, you're da man.
Pete Hisey
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