Excerpt: It was the "West Wing" version of the "dream
year" on "Dallas." Suddenly we
were expected to carry on as if the previous
few months never happened.
In fact, there have been several disturbing
signs this year that Sorkin
has been writing from whim as much as vision.
This guy has some valid points but he's overlooking the obvious:
Maybe Sorkin's a better writer when he's on drugs.
Don't even try to tell me that can't be the case, either.
Excerpt: ...some programmers see her moving away
from the minidramas of relationship
and life advice, some of it exasperated
and some of it cordial, toward lectures
on morality with a heavy dose of conservative
politics.
Theory: Laura made her career by mangling the brain-dead numbskulls who
call her.
It was cute the first hundred times Laura called an unwed mother
"a stupid slut,"
"Why don't you ask for a twenty when
he's done sticking it in you?" she'd mock.
Years later, Laura's greed got the best of her when she saw the
money Pigboy was making.
She gave up what worked for her and went all-Clinton-hate all
the time.
Suddenly, she hated gays. Once a friend to gays, she turned on
them and even led the charge
calling homosexuals "biological mistakes,"
as tho God didn't know what He was doing.
Then she decided the safest thing for children is multiple guns
inside every home.
Then she decided that Hillary was "forcing
homosexuals down our throats." When Clinton got caught, he was the anti-Christ.
When Hyde, Newt, Livingston, Barr, Burton etc got caught, they
were "good and decent men who made a mistake and the left-leaning
media blew it all out of proportion."
Is that why her audience is tuning out the shrill harping of the
female Limbaugh?
Flaw in the theory: It assumes her braindead numbskulls listeners are capable of
independent thought.
From: Pat
What happened to the Chat & Post forums?
I've been trying to connect for three days
now and can't!
Pat
Pat, not sure, but I know Baconslab is moving the whole deal.
Next Monday is the scheduled unveiling of the new system.
Check in next Monday for the new link.
Reliant
Resources Says Energy Trading Was Inflated
Excerpt: Reliant Resources Inc. said it engaged
in trades of electricity and natural gas
that inflated revenue and served no purpose
except to make the company's
energy business look bigger. Its shares
plunged 17 percent.
Reliant bought and resold energy at the
same price and quantity simultaneously
in ``round-trip'' trades that boosted revenue
10 percent over three years,
said CEO Steve Letbetter. The Houston-based
company disclosed the
trades Friday and was forced to cancel
a $500 million bond offering.
What? Really?
A crooked energy company in Texas was gouging with the governor's
blessing?
Why, that's unheard of. Everyone knows Bush's
friends followed the law
while filling his campaign coffers with always-legal donations,
right?
Too bad the press won't go after these serial rapists the same
way they relentlessly pursued
the innocent and best president we ever had. Too bad they
won't get aggressive with Enron,
which is over 1000 times bigger than that phony Whitewater
canard they kicked for ten years.
Too bad the Democrats don't want to win elections, either.
Hi,
I'm a pink tutu Democrat. Crimes?
...what crimes?
Illegal
gouging? ...what illegal gouging? Bribes
for the freedom to rape? ...what bribes?
Did
California get hurt? Who knew? George
W Bush is my president.
He has a radio show, too.
Maybe he'll teach me the business...?
What
the...
..
Why is the governor kissing a black woman?
Oh, that's right - it's an election year.
For the next six months, he'll be surrounded by black kids, too.
Why do black parents let their kids be used as props for a man
who wouldn't even contact
the family of James Byrd after that GOP bunch dragged him to
his death behind that pickup?
Quotes
"A number of my Republican colleagues
are not likely to rush Clinton's lifetime judicial nominees through
the confirmation process when they think there is a chance another party could
occupy the White House in January." -- Sen Rick Santorum (R-Bastard) August 18,
2000
"The delays are the result of rank partisanship
by Tom Daschle." -- same bastard, other side of the coin, November
11, 2001
I haven't heard anybody else say this, but I assume it's true,
that the reason there's
such a backlog is because the GOP sat on Clinton's nominations
for eight years.
And now there's a "crisis" because the GOP failed to act?
And, of course, the Democrats are meek little mouses on the matter.
"Please don't hurt me," they
say in unison.
Thanks to everyone who bought a Juliefest2002-DC
t-shirt.
That idea made over a thousand dollars for Julie and, hopefully,
you got a little something to remember that special occasion.
Julie told me she signed quite a few shirts, so I guess many
of them will never be worn.
If we have another Fest, we'll order many more shirts.
If Christopher Hitchens (R-Smuglyingwhore) is a lefty, like he
claims,
why is he signing autographs for ditto-monkeys at a Freeper gathering?
Could it be because a whore always follows the money?
I may have figured something out. I can't be sure,
but so far, it makes sense
from every angle, so I'm sticking with it until a better theory
comes along.
Question: Why do foaming mouth Republicans get such high ratings on
radio and TV?
Here's my answer: Democrats are generally happier than Republicans. We don't hear
the "call to arms"
every few seconds that the sky is falling and action must be
taken right away!
Repugs are extremely insecure and scared to death.
They must be re-assured constantly.
Here in K-Drag, Oklahoma, it works like this:
From 6-9 AM, former liberal turned ditto-monkey whore John Erling
reasures the DMs
that hating Clinton is good for them. Then from 9-noon, Laura
the Unloved reasures them
that the goals of the gays are to rape and destroy your children.
Then from noon-1 PM, Paul Harvey the horse molester and the local
nazi's explain that liberals are
evil and must be destoryed. Then from 1-4, Rush reaassures them
that it's God's will that we ridicule
Jocelyn Elders and Jesse Jackson because America is, after all,
about rich, white Christian men.
Then from 4-6, the most obnoxious son of a bitch ever,
(almost as bad as Mancow) Wes Minter,
whines like that guy on the commercial who says,
"Our servers - they stole all our servers" until I have to change to the Muzac Channel to keep from
vomiting.
Then from 6-9, Sean Hannity reassures them that Jesus Christ
wants and needs a tax cut.
I'm not sure who comes on at nine, either Matt Drudge or Neil
Bortz, and then it all starts
again with John Erling as you're rolling out of bed the next
morning. It's 24/7 hatred of liberals.
That's what Mr. Scaife andf Mr. Murdoch are paying for, so that's
what they get.
Meanwhile Fox News is telling constant lies while using the most
inflammatory rhetoric ever,
and being 24/7, the ditto-monkey sucker is never too far from
his precious psychological blankie.
The uneducated rednecks must be constantly reassured that God's
on their side, while at the
same time, the whores of the right are screaming "Here's
come Hillary" at the top of their lungs.
The media people know they're lying, but it pays so well they
can't resist. It's what whores live for.
Like organized religion, the goal is to create a false boogeyman,
then sell the cure to the scared.
The preachers guarantee your eternity in flames unless
you give them money
They create the problem, then sell you a cure at a gouged price.
They swear the liberals want to rape your kids and turn them gay,
and the darkies are taking over
and the beaners will soon out vote us and the UN has f-ing tanks
lined up on the Mexican border
and if you turn off Fox News you probably won't have a
home to go to after work because Clinton
is an evil genius who sold us out to the Chi-Coms.
(Meanwhile, the B.F.E.E. is emptying the US Treasury, overthrowing
democratically elected
governments, selling weapons to terrorists and cornering the
market on oil and gold, etc.etc
but we need to watch our for Hillary and Bill - the REAL problems.)
Meanwhile, the liberals are happy and going on with their lives.
They don't get too excited about political problems.
They're confident that things are going to work out.
And that's why right-wing verbal terrorists own the airwaves -
because the scared morons need
constant reassuring that we're still in the fifties, the blacks
know their place, there's no such thing
as homos and the liberals are all wrong about moving America
forward.
Flaw in the theory: None so far.
Tuesday
- TV's best night.
It might be a good thing that 24
is winding down.
Tonight, Kimberly is kidnapped AGAIN.
How many times can one brainless bimbo be kidnapped in the same
22 hours?
And once AGAIN, Jack is forced to be their puppet.
Maybe this show should've been called 16.
The Shield continues to rock and rock hard.
Last week, some Mexican banditoes*
were robbing armored cars.
Chasing the purps, Vic and his boys shot a suspected banger.
Turns out he was unarmed, so they planted a gun on his bleeding
ass.
But, the guy they shot wasn't the suspect, he was a student -
a good kid.
Fearing their B.F.E.E.-like crime spree (but smaller)
would be exposed,
Vic & the boys put on masks and learned enough Spanish to
pretend to be banditoes* and they knocked over the evidence truck carrying the gun they
planted on the innocent man
so he could be set free. Great stuff - I wish more TV was
like this.
Then there's The Osbournes.
Last week might've been the best show yet.
It was partly a clip show, which is good news because they have
days and days worth of film
(after 76 days of constant filming) that they can splice together
and make it look funny.
Such as: They play a clip of Ozzy saying, "I'm
proud of the education that my kids have gotten, they have
a good education," and then
they cut to Jack battling to get the lid off of a ketchup bottle.
Then Jack, the son, was dressed up in army fatiques, carrying
a gun, like a deranged Rush listener.
His sister, Kelly, was giving him a hard time.
Kelly - Why do you wear that stupid f-ing
outfit and carry that gun around? Jack - I f-ing do what I
want. Go f- yourself.
Kelly - I just don't want you shooting
me again. Jack - Stop being such a baby.
Kelly - I'm not f-ing kidding, Jack.
It hurt when you shot me. Jack - Jesus, Kelly, it's a f-ing
pellet gun.
Kelly - I don't care - it went thru my
f-ing leg, right f-ing thru. Jack - You're such a f-ing whiner,
Kelly.
Kelly - But the worst part is you laughed
at me after you f-ing shot me. Jack - Well, you laughed at me when
I got hit in the head with the baseball bat.
Kelly - ...that was because it was
funny!
Swear to Koresh, Hollywood's best writers can't duplicate that.
TV's best new drama and best new comedy.
I love Tuesday TV.
Don't forget
Great
link listing each unfounded Whitewater accusation
(sans Monica) against the Clintons.
"I think Social Security will be central. President
Bush and the Congressional Republicans went back on their word -- their solemn
pledge -- not to raid the Social Security trust fund. But when it came time to deliver a
multi-trillion-dollar tax cut to their wealthy supporters, they picked that lockbox faster than
Rush Limbaugh breaking into a cookie jar." --Paul Begala, On the Record, thehill.com
From: John
Received this email over the weekend, and
it sounds like a lie, but
I'm never sure about some of this right
wing propaganda.
John Przybyla
> Subject:Gold
Star Mothers
> Gold Star Mothers is an organization made
up of women whose sons were killed > in military combat during service in the
United States armed forces.
> Recently a delegation of New York State Gold
Star Mothers made a trip to > Washington, DC to discuss various concerns
with their elected representatives. > There was only one politician who refused
to meet with these ladies.
> Can you guess which politician that might
be?
> Do you know anyone serving in the Senate
who has never showed anything > but contempt for our military? Do you know
whose husband once wrote > of his loathing for the military?
Now you're getting warm! You got it! > None other than the Queen herself, Hillary
Clinton.
John, that lie is so old it has a broken hip.
Newsmax.com is playing
their ditto-monkey readers for suckers and fools,
and they are peeing on the Gold Star Moms when they do it.
With regard to the NewsMax article concerning
our organization, the American Gold Star Mothers, Inc., deeply regret
the misunderstanding about Hillary Clinton. The two mothers who visited Washington
did not have an appointment with the Senator and she was not in her office on that
day. We would appreciate it if the e-mails and negative comments about Senator Clinton
would cease. -- Georgianna Carter-Krell, National
President
The Gold Star Mothers have been asking for years for Newsmax.com
to stop spreading that lie,
but Newsmax would rather tell lies and trash Hillary and
the Gold Star Moms than tell the truth.
Lies is all they have - that's the glue that keeps them together.
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Today
in History
On May 14, 1948, the independent state of Israel was proclaimed
in Tel Aviv, causing
tens of thousands of deaths that will continue non-stop until
Israel moves to Oklahoma.
In 1998, singer-actor Frank Sinatra died at a Los Angeles
hospital at age 82.
Amazingly, Suge Knight and the LAPD were not suspects
in his death.
In 2001, The Supreme Court ruled 8-to-0 that there is no
exception in federal law
for people to use marijuana to ease their pain from cancer, AIDS
or other illnesses.
In other words, Americans have no right to life, liberty or
the pursuit of happiness because
we are ruled by religiously insane people who see the Devil in
God's cannibis plants.
There shouldn't be a law against pot in the first place!
What happened to "less government?"
This is what happens when you put unqualified morons and Nazis
on the Supreme Court.
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