"While most pictures are worth a thousand words,
a photo that seeks to capitalize on one of the most tragic
moments in our nation's history is worth only one — disgraceful." --
Al Gore, who may be ready to start his 2000 campaign for president.
Excerpt: Gov. Jeb Bush made a campaign visit to
Wimauma Elementary School on Tuesday
with a crowd of television cameras in tow,
despite a Hillsborough County school
system policy intended to prevent campaigning
in county schools.
Hey, his name is Bush and his daddy ran
the CIA so rules don't apply.
Chicago
Tribune map of 'notable cases' involving
priests raping altar boys You'll be surprised how many there are.
Excerpt: BALTIMORE (AP) - A Roman Catholic priest
was shot and seriously wounded
by a man who had accused him of abuse nine
years ago, authorities said Tuesday.
Dontee Stokes, 26, surrendered, saying he
had shot the Rev. Maurice Blackwell,
police spokeswoman Ragina Averella said.
Blackwell was in serious but stable
condition Tuesday at the University of
Maryland Shock Trauma Center.
I don't like the violence, but what jury will vote to convict
these shooters?
"It's OK, God wants you to do this for
me, now drop your pants."
That's a guaranteed insanity defense.
"While most pictures are worth a thousand
words, a photo that seeks to capitalize on one of
the most tragic moments in our nation's history is worth
only one — disgraceful." --
Al Gore, who seems to be starting his 2000 campaign for president.
BartCop
MIRC chat
Have you ever been there?
Seems like there's always somebody there.
I'm in there a few times a week, usually between 9-midnight.
Julie shows up now & then, and you'll get to know the regulars
real quick.
From: Moose & Squirrel
Me and the wife are heading East to participate
this coming Saturday in the Ashcroft protest.
Anybody else going to attend?
I am going to make a sign up with bartcop.com
on it and take some pictures with the Mavica.
This is going to fun.
Thanks to everyone who bought a Juliefest2002-DC
t-shirt.
That idea made over a thousand dollars for Julie and, hopefully,
you got a little something to remember that special occasion.
Julie told me she signed quite a few shirts, so I guess many
of them will never be worn.
If we have another Fest, we'll order many more shirts.
Does anyone know where we can get a list of wealthy Bush
contributors who have spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom?
Quotes
"...a lot of people that know we won
the popular vote last time and a lot of people think we won the vote
in Florida last time. I'm one of them." -- Big Dog
The last few days I mentioned that you can get Chinaco Anejo delivered for $45 from http://www.67wine.com
in New York.
The owner wrote and said he's had a run on Chinaco Anejo the last few days and he asked how he could advertise on
bartcop.com
I told him, "Dude, send no money - send
Chinaco, instead."
May
is Pilonidal Cyst Awareness Month A Special Message from Rush Limbaugh
Note: In the sixties, Rush wanted to go to Vietnam, because
he really
saw the value in dying in a swamp 12,000 miles from the United
States,
but gosh darnit, the army rejected him because his butt was too
dirty.
This is true, he's talked about it on his hate show.
Excerpt: According to The Morning News of Springdale,
"Dr. Laura," as she's known to fans
who tune in to hear her belittle and scold
the sadsacks who call seeking her advice,
told a gathering of GOP women that nobody
can judge Hutchinson without knowing
the whole story of his divorce and remarriage,
and that he's entitled to keep it secret.
"The family has a right not to discuss
this matter in public," Schlessinger opined
"and that's a line we don't cross."
Oh don't we? Has Dr. Laura read the "Starr
Report?"
AND
Nevertheless, the suspicion persists that
Hutchinson hasn't made a categorial denial
because he can't. There may be a touching
human story behind the Senator's actions,
just as there's probably a complex tale
explaining how those Penthouse-style nude
photos of a woman closely resembling a
younger-albeit quite shameless-Dr. Laura
came to be all over the internet. (Gentlemen,
start your search engines.) It couldn't be
that Arkansas' Republican senator and talk
radio's most censorious moralist are a
matched pair of pious hypocrites, willing
to join the public condemnation of another
man for sins they found a way to forgive
in themselves.
ha ha Go Gene!
Be sure to check
The Sopranos will finally be back for a fourth season
on September 15.
The long-coming new season will premiere nearly a year and a half since
the
third season ended in May 2001. The seemingly interminable delay has
been
blamed on series mastermind David Chase's perfectionistic ways.
You learn all kinds of things by reading Marty's BartCop E!
Some people have written about the voluntary subscription idea.
I'm working on the code to make that happen.
Should be available by tomorrow.
I'm putting packages together with goodies for subcribers.
Quotes
"I love springtime in New York, but it's
been windy. Today I was walking through Central
Park and it was so windy that I saw a squirrel tying
down his nuts." -- Dave
Excerpt: News Corp., the media conglomerate controlled
by Rupert Murdoch (R-Whore),
reported a $4 billion net loss Tuesday
for its latest quarter due to a write-down in
its investment in Gemstar-TV Guide International
Inc., whose stock price has
plummeted amid concerns about its accounting
and management.
ha ha
A shot of Chinaco for Ruper the Whore losing billions.
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Wrong
About Enron, But Still in Charge by smokin' Joe Conason
Excerpt: And from the White House came the pronouncements
of Mr. Energy himself,
Vice President Dick Cheney, who sternly
lectured the California Democrats
as they pleaded for relief from the federal
government. "We get politicians
who want to go out and blame somebody and
allege there is some kind of
conspiracy, whether it’s the oil companies
or whoever it might be, instead
of dealing with the real issues," he groused.
(To Mr. Cheney the "real issues"
were not Enron’s market-rigging, of course,
but the industry’s demands for
more tax breaks, further deregulation and
permission to drill wherever they please.)
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Today
in History
In 1972, George C. Wallace was shot by Arthur Bremer and
left paralyzed
while campaigning in Laurel, Md., for the Democratic presidential
nomination.
Help me out here - didn't Bremer also shoot Vernon Jordan?
Jordan was shot by the same guy who shot somebody, was it Bremer?
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First hour of Wednesday's show, Rush said,
"Tom Daschle passed a law to protect a North
Dakota polluter."
I never claimed I knew everything about politics,
but what year did President Daschle sign that into law?
How could this happen without me knowing?
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