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Quotes
"Yes, there is such a thing as global warming,
but I still don't like
the Kyoto accords because it would
hurt the American economy."
-- The stupidest president
ever
How can President Duncil choose the cheaper route when the Earth is warming?
To me, that sounds like, "We can't afford
to have that brain tumor removed, son,
because it would hurt our family economy."
September
11 hearings begin:
Bush,
Congress seek whitewash of government role
Excerpt:
September 11 is presented as a colossal
failure of the intelligence apparatus. But the cascade
of new information has shattered the alibis
and evasions of official Washington. It is not a matter
of terrorists “slipping through the cracks,”
or intelligence agencies “failing to connect the dots.”
There is growing reason to believe that
at least some of the September 11 hijackers had ties
to American intelligence agencies. They
were not overlooked. They were shielded.
Air
Force colonel suspended
Dared to tell the truth about Failure in Thief
Excerpt:
He did nothing to warn the American people
because he needed this war on terrorism.
His daddy had Saddam and he needed Osama.
His presidency was going nowhere.
... This guy is a joke.
The crazy, vulgar Pigboy said two things in yesterday's second hour:
1. There is no such thing as global warming.
2. Global warming isn't all that bad because it extends the growing
season for farmers.
This is the GOP's best communicator?
Is there anyone who can tell me Rush's position on global warming?
Connecting the Dots
Osama bin Laden > World Trade Center 1993 > Philippines
1995 > Egypt Air 1999 (?) >
Flight Schools > Phoenix Memo > Agent John O’Neill
> Zacarias Moussaoui >
Agent Coleen Rowley > 20th Hijacker > Hart-Rudman
Report > Air Security
Recommendations > French Intelligence >
Israeli Intelligence > “Something Big” >
Vladimir Putin > August 6 Briefing >
George W Bush (“on vacation”)
< Poppy Bush < Dick Cheney < John Ashcroft
< FISA Judges < Saudi Financing
< Offshore Havens < “Stand Down” <
“Back Off” < No Investigation! < PATRIOT Act
< Poll Numbers < Put Options < Jeb Bush
< Second Graders < Air Force One < Star Wars
< Carlyle Group < Iraq Attack < Unocal
< Karzai < Asian Markets < Energy Report
< Taliban < Halliburton < Pipeline <
Power Plant < Enron
click
Subject: Hotel phone abuse
Hotel gouging for phone use: when I visited
the US I went on a minibus tour of the Grand Canyon and Vegas.
*** I WAS IN VEGAS WHEN THEY BLEW UP THE DUNES
HOTEL ***. Anyway, that's my place in
history, but also on the tour were two Israeli
girls who could hardly speak English, and they tried several times
to call people back home in Israel. EACH
TIME they picked up the phone and dialled, their room was charged
$12, even if there was no answer. The phone
bill they racked up was in the hundreds of dollars. Our tourmeister
was able to talk the hotel management down to
something like $100 each for the poor girls, because he ran these
tours every couple of weeks and used the same
hotels from time to time, but still it pretty much blew the poor
girls' budget (this was in 1993).
Magnus.
Those girls needed BartCop's gouge-proof Long Distance.
Mail Bag
I am so tired
of hearing excuses. We know in our hearts
that Clinton would have been crucified
by all this.
Remember where Bush was during all this
.....on fucking vacation!!!!
He was in a field talking to cows.
JTL
.
Fighter vs Biter
Get
the 411 on
Tyson fight?
Milt & I are having a contest - who can pick the winner and
the time.
It's free as the fries Ann Coulter eats, too.
Send your entry to Milt at contest@bartcopsports.compick
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All entries must be in by 5 pm CST Saturday.
Winner gets his pick of any item from The
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Haben
Sie auch Schwarze?
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
The New York Times account emphasized how
tired Bush was, an excuse you wouldn't
make for a fifteen year-old. Which is exactly
what Junior, kept up past his bedtime by
decadent European dining habits, sounded
like: a resentful preppie at a fancy school on
Daddy's money showing his contempt for
a brainy scholarship kid-pretty much how
people who went to school with Bush describe
him.
Mail Bag
Upon performing a Google search upon my
name, I found that my name was
most decisively linked with your website.
So apart from thinking that I should get
a more interesting life, I think that readers
who wish fame and fortune should also
contribute so that they may also suff--er,
realize the benefits of being associated with you.
To paraphrase FDR, you may be a crackpot,
but you're OUR crackpot.
Big howdy to Perkel from DBQ.
Your day-by-day history of WWII is great.
I am 64 so was alive at the time
but it didn't mean much to me. The Battle of
Midway piece was excellent.
I have heard of it but the daily rundown was
something I have never seen.
Keep up this project. Just do a little
work on your spelling.
And spend some more time on the Russian part of
the war. That was the real clincher.
By the end of '43, the Germans' butts had been
thoroughly kicked by the Russians.
I also enjoy your 'editor's comments'.
They ring true and satisfying.
Robert
Subject: Question
The Penn State College Democrats suggested
I ask you if the
current administration is really as bad
as suggested by this website:
What do you think Bart?
frankentaco
Yes.
seen on fine guitars everywhere
Funny, when doing a page like this, you never know what's going
to hit.
I've gotten more mail about the Arabic business card than any
story in months.
Here's maybe the most accurate translation:
bc,
A Jordanian buddy here at work translated your bid-ness card. It is
American Association for Tax Reform
Grover J. Norquist
President
1320 SW 18th Street
Suite 200
Washington DC, PO 20036
(202)785-0266 Fax (202)785-0621
Good luck,
DAF
You, Sir, are correct!
I wonder why Norquist is trying to drum up business with Arabs?
What do Arabs have to do with Tax Reform?
...or is he selling them weapons?
They read it in Auckland.
They read it in Trinidad & Tobago.
They read it in St. Louis.
...bartcop.com
I got a letter from a V. White of Hollywood, CA
Think it came from Vanna?
Banker
says FBI ignored his tip on planned terrorist attack
By Don Michak,
Journal Inquirer May 30, 2002
Excerpt:
A banker from Manchester says he told the
FBI last fall that Egyptians had advised him about
the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks before they
happened and that the next target would be in London.
But the banker, Richard W. Dennison, also
says nobody from the bureau followed up on his tale,
the result of an extraordinary encounter
with a shopkeeper in a Cairo bazaar.
is
always worth a read.
60
Minutes II replaces Carol Marin
with
younger, thinner model
Excerpt:
As a correspondent for "60 Minutes II,"
Carol Marin won broadcast journalism's
highest accolades and nearly lost her life
covering the collapse of the World Trade Center.
But all those Peabody Awards, DuPont Awards,
national Emmys and countless other honors
weren't enough to keep Marin and her two
Chicago-based producers in the show's budget.
"They just became a luxury we can't afford,"
CBS News chief Andrew Heyward said after
Marin and her crew were informed that their
contracts would not be renewed.
"Times are tight," he lamented.
But somehow, the same folks who couldn't
find a place in the budget for Marin came up with
a million
bucks to hire Lara
Logan as a contributing
correspondent for "60 Minutes II."
Gee, I wonder why she was hired?
Men are such pigs, and clumsy liars, too.
Have you checked out the chat yet?
Quotes
"Not to put too fine a point on it, but how
in the name of Jesus Christ
can the holy mother church condone
the rape of even one child?"
--Paul Begala reacting
to the bishop's recommendation that priests
who
have only molested one child be allowed to stay, Crossfire,
last night
Dump
Dem Bums
by Maureen Dowd - she hates everybody
Excerpt:
I'm sick of all these colliding flow charts
and color-coded warnings. I want to see some agents
lose their jobs. Let's start with the counterterrorism
whiz who told Ms. Rowley that her team
could not get a search warrant because
Zacarias Moussaoui had such a common name in France.
Bye-bye. Or the counterterrorism braniac
who found the Minneapolis and Phoenix warning memos
in his In Box and put them in his Out Box.
Get lost. (There's an accounting job waiting for you at Halliburton.)
A letter I'm not sure about...
Love
letters to John Fund
They say no girl can resist a swarthy woman-beater.
(First, woman-beating Fund gets this letter from Gail)
From: Gail H
To: John.Fund
Subject: back rub
I'm good for a back rub when you need it, spiritual or otherwise.
Gail
(So the dumb ass send it to Leslie, then Leslie answers)
From: Leslie_G
Subject: Re: back rub
I don't understand why you are sending me this.
It's no consolation to you, but I'm physically
ill over what
has happened to you and the fact that I may
have a small role.
I don't expect your forgiveness, but I don't
want emails
from your other girlfriends.
Leslie
ha ha
Have you ever heard of a bigger numbnut than John Fund?
..
I'm John Fund.
I assault women.
Got any?
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BC:
Sorry, I would contact Al Martin directly, but
there is no obvious e-mail address on his page.
And, furthermore, I realize this is not exactly
earthshaking: Not to defend Bush (perish the thought)
or cast aspersions on Martin, but I find no evidence
of any "Salute to George Bush" weekend on
TNT over the Memorial Day Weekend as reported
in Martin's recent article. I check
http://www.tnt.tv/Schedule/0,3671,TNT|-10||Eastern,00.html
for May 25 and find a collection of movies,
but none of the ones Martin claims. Conspiracy
Theory was shown on the 26th, but apparently not
as part of any "Salute to George Bush".
Memorial Day itself was actually the Memorial Day
Western Marathon, where they showed only Westerns.
Could it have been another weekend?
Was this just satire on Martin's part?
Sincerely,
Poltargyst
Perhaps we'll hear from Al.
Message
to Court-appointed Prez: We Will Get Answers
by Barry Crimmins
Excerpt:
[Bush] may try to characterize this investigation
as some sort of inside the Beltway obsession,
but since one of the main terrorist targets
was the the Pentagon, the rest of the country hardly
sees it as a strange fixation. Like it
or not, the entire nation has finally begun to articulate
questions that should have been asked months
ago.
Subject: God Bless You People!
My guess is that you get big gushy letters like
this one on a regular basis,
whenever some poor gentle soul floundering away
in the conservative
Republican wilderness that is the current U.S.
of A. happens onto your site.
I found you through a link on MediaWhores.com.
I've only had time to browse through
a few of your links, but you left me laughing,
glowing, hoping and praying that maybe our
country isn't as sorry and mean as the Right
Wingers have made it seem. You folks rule!
Okay, I'm finished gushing. Please, just
rest assured that you made my day.
I'll be a regular visitor from here on out.
Jeff
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Ashcroft’s
Failures Deserve a Hearing
by smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt:
From what we know of Mr. Ashcroft’s conduct
since he assumed office last year,
he shrugged off the terrorist threat in
favor of his own small-time agenda.
He wanted to prosecute people in California
who provide marijuana to cancer patients.
He wanted to prosecute doctors in Oregon
who assist the suicides of terminally ill patients.
He wanted to prosecute pornographers.
No doubt he wanted to stop terrorists, too,
but that particular item got priority only when
he appeared before Congress or made speeches—not
when he allocated funds or issued
directives within the Justice Department.
..
"Come in,
Torture HQ,
This
is Field Commander Ashcroft.
We
have more illegal speech at bartcop.com
Please
send choppers and torturers, ASAP!
Look
for a 'smoking' Joe Conason.
We'll
need duct tape and pliers for this guy.
We
need to torture some patriotism into him."
BartCop - come to Vegas...
Quotes
"It would seem that the worse you fuck up in
this job the more popular you get.'"
--JFK, riding high in the polls after the Bay of Pigs
fiasco
"I'm a
fuck up and
they love me!"
Possibly as early as Thursday, we'll have an announcement on the
Juliefest video
.
The great luck we had with JulieFest2002-DC continues to astound
and amaze.
I've seen a rough copy, and it's un-be-lievable.
We were hoping to find a competent person, maybe someone
who could hold the camera steady and not shake too much.
Instead, we got Coppola.
Father's Day is just around the corner.
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Shirley
