Kreskin says tonight, over Las
Vegas, the biggest UFO sighting in history will take place between 10PM and midnight, he's betting $50,000
that it happens.
"I don't believe any longer that it's a matter
of connecting the dots. I think they had a veritable blueprint
and we want to know why they didn't act on it." -- Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA)
who only needs to read bartcop.com to find out
why evil
oil men would let thousands die to steal hundreds of billions.
Al-Qaida
monitored U.S. negotiations with Taliban over oil pipeline A memo by military chief Mohammed Atef raises new questions
about whether failed U.S. efforts
to reform Afghanistan's radical regime -- and build the pipeline
-- set the stage for Sept. 11.
by Jean-Charles Brisard (Caution
- story may be made up - it's from known-whore Salon.com)
Excerpt: June 5, 2002 | A 1998 memo
written by al-Qaida military chief Mohammed Atef reveals
that Osama bin Laden's group had
detailed knowledge of negotiations that were taking place
between Afghanistan's ruling Taliban and
American government and business leaders over
plans for a U.S. oil and gas pipeline across
that Central Asian country.
Maybe the church deserves this, maybe not,
but until they get 100 percent against child rape, this kind of ridicule will continue.
Subject: Arlen on the Panel
Let's see, fire-up the "Wa-Bac Machine" for a
little bit.
It was Arlen Specter who came up with the single-bullet
theory for the Warren Commission.
Wasn't that a heckuva theory that explained everything?
And now Arlen is investigating Sept 11th?
Just thought I'd mention that.
Mick
I saw this paragraph on a Tulsa website I might be promoting soon.
Former OK Gov David Walters is running against Jim Pissquik Inhofe,
the most ignorant,
religiously-insane, racist homophobe in the US Senate, and that
includes Jesse Helms.
“Margaret Erling helps us with a lot of things,”
said the Walters campaign. “She helped with an April fundraiser in Tulsa
and she is doing a lot of work on an event June 25 in Washington
with Hillary Clinton.”
Her husband is John Erling, morning drive DJ on Rush's Nazi station
here, and former
Democrat-turned Rush fellator. During impeachment, I heard
him giving out the White House
phone number on the air so Tulsans could call and demand that
"that rapist" resign,
and now his wife is fund raising with Hillary? This
is stupid.
Older readers might recall I once delivered a bottle of Listerine
to KRMG
so this punk-ass Erling could rinse the taste of Limbaugh out
of his mouth.
Why is Hillary joining forces with Erling's wife?
To raise money? She needs money that badly?
Subject: Must have slipped your
mind
You wrote:
> "Yes, there is such a thing as global warming, but I still don't like
> the Kyoto accords because it would hurt the American economy."
> -- The stupidest president ever
You failed to mention that when the Kyoto came
to a vote in Congress
where any treaty must be ratified by 2/3 ...
the vote was 96 to 0.
Does this also make the Senate the stupidest
congress ever?
If your goal is to have others see your way of
thinking... you should at
least present both views rather than your simplistic
juvenile one-liners.
Doug
Doug, fair enough.
When I wrote that, I was listening to Rush say, "All
humans excrete waste, so we're all polluters, and that's God's
plan for us," or some such nutty-ass crap.
When in doubt, I always take the opposing view to Rush.
I don't know much about the Senate's problems with the Kyoto protocols.
Maybe you (or someone) someone could enlighten me?
...but no matter what, Bush IS the stupidest president ever, and failing
to tackle
monster-sized problems because "We can't afford
it," is crazy talk.
Could we afford World War II?
No, but action had to be taken regardless of cost.
Do overcrowded hospitals take Emergency Room patients?
Yes, sometimes action needs to be taken regardless of cost.
Bush admitted the planet's getting hotter, but his family can make more
money without
bothering with all that ozone bullshit, so he walks away from it like
it was a dry oil well.
He's rejecting the safe containment of our atmosphere.
Forgive me if I disagree...
.
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Bush Aide
Reveals Worry Over Loss of Adviser By Christopher Marquis
Excerpt: "The whole balance of the place, the balance
of what has worked up to now
for George Bush, is gone, simply gone,"
he said. "My biggest concern? Want to
know what it is? That the president will
lose confidence in the White House staff.
Because without her, we'll no longer be
able to provide the president what he needs, what he demands."
Oh, please!
How demanding can The Chimp be?
He does what he's told. He doesn't bark orders at people.
You have a bunch of assholes for fans. These
pricks send viruses, they write horseshit letters,
threaten lives, spam me like the prick who sends
me 150 comics each day so I will be changing
my address soon if it doesn't stop.
In other words you can tell your fans on your
f-ing website they are all assholes without any
class or substance. Pricks and cocksuckers
only. Dipshits. Shitheels. Motherf-kers. Scumbags.
Slimeballs. Bastardassholes. Print it you
dipshit who lies, cheats, steals, perverts and corrupts.
You are just like these creeps and nut cases.
Leftist robotic like Liberals, all mentally ill.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Some guy named Bobby Rutan wants to kill you,
I think.
He has plans to take over your website and go
to your trailer park and snuff you.
He is dangerous as hell and I warn you he is
one sick bastard.
Watch out for this prick Bobby Rutan.
He is out to get you and ruin you.
Everyone is going to die sometime.
Bobby Rutan wants your life to end asap.
Bill Folkner
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Margaret, we are looking forward to our first stay at Northernair Lodge
Cathy & Grant are great people, and have been major pillars for
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Excerpt: John Judge sent out a link to an article
in Red Herring about the Carlyle Group, which says that the group had
gathered for a meeting on Sept. 11 and
watched the attack on the World Trade Center together. As the towers
went down, the article says, the group's
fortunes went up. It goes into some detail describing how the company,
whose members include George Bush Sr.,
James Baker (the big mouthpiece in the seizure of the White House
after the Republicans lost the election
of 2000), and Osama bin Laden's "estranged family", will make huge money
from the War on Terrorism. The article
describes how the Carlyle group is involved in a kind of predatory
capitalism that feeds on mass death and
freely uses its political connections to play geopolitical games that funnel
ever greater portions of the world's recources
into its income ledgers.
They read it in Singapore.
They read it in Zurich.
They read it in New York City.
...bartcop.com
I saw The Sum of All Fears last night.
I knew from the previews there was a nuclear explosion in the
film,
but I wasn't prepared for the movie's second half. It was like
a cross
between Fail Safe and lower Manhattan on September
11th.
I thought my good friend Ben Affleck made a decent Jack
Ryan, but it was
strange seeing Ryan that young, but what else could they do?
They can't have
Harrison Ford playing the action hero as he moves into his sixties.
I left the movie with two thoughts:
1. An American city will probably be nuked this decade.
2. When the shit really hits, it'd be nice if the man allegedly
making the
life-and-death, earth-shaking decisons
wasn't a total and complete moron.
Reading that story (above) about Karen Hughes leaving and throwing
President
Bunnypants into a confidence crisis makes me re-wonder what her
motives are.
He apparently can't function without her, and, like they keep
reminding us, we're at war
but Hughes is bailing out anyway? Does she not have any
loyalty to her country?
How can she leave when she's half of the governor's brains?
Bush can't afford to lose any brain power, not even a little
bit.
Excerpt: Being a scientist in the 'Earth Science
and Global Changes' and having worked as such for
the EPA as well as in academia, I would
like to comment that Bush & the EPA (as well as Limbaugh)
have screwed it up again. Well, at least
Bush has screwed it up.
Environmental Scientists are studying man's
impact on our environment and have shown that
we are contributing to Global Warming,
Depletion of the Ozone Layer, etc. And the hype built
into their arguments, "apocalyptic doom
and gloom based on raw emotion", has really been
necessary to even gain funding for continued
studies.
Excerpt: We've done our part. We've published all
of the evidence we could find that Bush
was at a minimum grossly negligent in allowing
the terrorist attacks of 9/11 to take place.
It is up to the Congress to sort through
it all now. So let's turn our attention to the
new measures that the Bush administration
has proposed to enhance our security.
Because in many cases, if not most, they
actually make us less secure.
Excerpt: All totaled, Ruddy and the company's directors
-- who also include Arnaud de Borchgrave,
late of the Washington Times; former Navy
admiral Thomas Moorer; and Lord William
Rees-Moog, a former editor and current
columnist for the Times of London -- control about
64 percent of NewsMax Media through stock
ownership and stock options, which would
drop to 53.5 percent after the IPO. Interestingly,
Scaife is not listed as a company director,
but his stock is counted with the rest
of the other named directors.
Quotes
"Dick Cheney said the CIA paper was just a
"rehash," containing nothing new. But as to why Congress should not see
it, Mr. Cheney said, 'Because it contains the most sensitive sources and methods. It's
the family jewels.' A rehash is the family jewels?" --Daniel Schorr, Washington's secrecy battles – from 9/11 to
Enron, csmonitor.com
Excerpt: Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris
must explain why her campaign for a seat
in Congress does not conflict with her
legal defense, as a state official, of new congressional
districts drawn by the Florida Legislature,
a Broward County judge ordered Tuesday.
Excerpt: What is more important to you. The
possibility that the President had sex with an
intern or the possibility that the President,
with more than enough very credible intelligence
that we were in for an attack chose to
do nothing to protect the people he has sworn to
protect (were his fingers crossed behind
his back during the swearing in?).
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Quotes
"Bush, whose judgment was so tragically off
base last year before the attacks, and who says he still sees nothing that could have
been done to protect the American people, expects the people to put their blind faith and
trust in him and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and the rest of the rat pack as though they
were divinely called to rule, rather than White House squatters who lost the last election
by over half a million votes. He did not even earn the right to be president, let alone to
be God." --David Cogswell, Bush "Concerned", davidcogswell.com
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