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Quotes
"They deliberately withheld information.
The political elite, they'll be protected
from day one.
The ordinary folks will be treated
in a lesser fashion."
--Larry
Klayman, suing President Never-Elected for handing out Cipro
before
any anthrax attacks had been reported. What did he know?
How did Bush know on September 11th that there would be anthrax
attacks weeks later?
He MUST have knows the developing plan included the hijackings,
and then the anthrax.
But the anthrax didn't show up until a month later.
What other possible explanation is there?
There's no logic in the world that says to expect an anthrax attack
30 days
after four planes are hijacked to be flown into buildings.
Tell me this isn't proof that Bush knew what was coming.
Brace yourselves, it gets worse...
Sunday on Face the Nation, Tom Ridge was forced to admit
that Bush's
massive reorganization of government, the biggest since World
War II,
was done completely without his knowledge.
Furthermore, it was done without the knowledge of the Secretary
of State,
it was done without the knowledge of the Secretary of Defense,
it was done without the knowledge of the Attorney General.
So - who the hell drew up the secret plans?
It was so secret that the Secretary of State wasn't consulted?
It was so secret that the Secretary of Defense wasn't consulted?
It was so secret that the Attorney General wasn't consulted?
Who the fuck was consulted?
Condi, Unka Dick and Karl Rove?
<deep breath>
Remember Hillary's Health Care plan?
The GOP threw a hissy because they didn't know who was involved
in the planning.
They said "This is unacceptable
because health care is 1/7 of our economy!"
Gee, but reorganizing all the power in the entire federal government is nothing?
Remember, this ignorant Chimp wasn't even elected.
Grudgingly, I have to admit after Reagan won 77 states in 1984,
he would've had
the right to claim he had a mandate to reorganize government
- but not Bush.
Bush has never won an election outside of Texas, and now he's
taking over?
This simpleton is carrying out somebody's orders - but whose?
I guarantee you this:
Power is going to be distributed ONLY to loyal members
of the Bush Family Evil Empire!
It looks like Powell, Rummy and Ashcroft aren't in the top tier
like they thought, if they
were TOLD the government was being restructured, instead of being
asked for their imput.
Doesn't anybody care?
How many months, how many years have I told you this was coming?
The B.F.E.E. is taking over the entire planet and nobody
sees anything wrong?
And you know why he's getting away with it?
The eucuch Democrats are bending over for the Unelected Fraud!
Crimes?
What crimes?
Dubya
is MY President.
I
love him.
Final thought: It's my understanding (I need a staff) the
reorganization does NOT include
the F.B.I. or the C.I.A., which was the whole reason
we needed to reorganize, right?
So, if this isn't a brazen power grab by a never-worked-a-day-in-his-life,
never-elected cocaine abuser, ...what the hell is it?
I need a drink...
Which of the following was NOT legalized by the "Patriot Act":
A) "Black bag" searches of homes, offices, without showing search warrant.
B) Copying records of public libraries, credit card companies, banks, hospitals, hotels.
C) Wiretapping attorney-client phone calls without judicial approval.
D) Preemptive executions, if authorized by the Attorney General.
Answer next week.
(Thanks to Ironictimes.com)
This is a trick question because ALL that is legal under the Unelected Fraud.
The Democrats GAVE Bush and Ashcroft those powers, and a lot more.
The religiously-insane bastards have no boundaries, they have
no rules,
they answer to nobody and there's no time limit, just like what
Kenneth Starr had.
They can do ANYTHING, including executing political enemies LEGALLY.
All they gotta say is "We're secretly fighting terra," and it's
over.
What do you think I've been screaming about for months?
Subject: Trifecta
Just heard DUHbya repeat his "trifecta"
comment live
- complete with the chuckle in Iowa.
I almost barfed all over the TV
Larry the Liberal
"Ha Ha, Lucky me, I hit the trifecta!"
Jennifer
Liberto - The whore from Salon.com
The truth
about an ugly lie - The people's view
Excerpts:
Are you going to investigate the "fair
and balanced" Fox News next?
Or Rush's continual lies? Please!
Mediawhoresonline.com is the first thing
I read every morning.
It's one of only a few places I trust for
news and commentary.
Whoever they are at Media Whores Online, their message is right on and more power to them.
Next time, I suggest hire a journalist.
You have way too many whores
expressing ridiculous right-wing opinions
on Salon.com to be taken seriously.
Sometimes Media Whores Online goes too far.
But not as often as, say, Fox News or Ari
Fleischer.
If Salon can publish David Horowitz,
Media Whores Online can try to set the
record straight.
Tell the author to put her monocle back
on, and calm down.
It's the freakin' Web, get used to it.
Personalize, psychologize, marginalize, trivialize -- sounds like a primer for political reporting in the '90s.
Stalin would be proud.
Reagan,
Hoover and the UC Red Scare
Part of a hueueeueueuge series
in the SF Chronicle
Excerpt:
Along the way, the FBI campaigned to destroy
the career of UC President Clark Kerr
-- even though the bureau's own investigations
repeatedly found him to be loyal.
At the same time, the FBI forged a close
relationship with Reagan -- a more aggressive
informer than previously disclosed -- catalyzing
his transformation from liberal movie star
to the staunch conservative who became
one of the 20th century's most powerful figures.
Subject: The Dirty Bomber
Bart
I sure hope that you point out to your
readers two important facts that may not be
mentioned in all the news stories about
the arrest of the so-called dirty bomber:
1. The actual arrest occurred on May
8th. It was only announced today Why?
2. There is no evidence that this
individual was going to bomb anything. He didn't have any bomb.
It was an arrest made
on someone else's word. A jailhouse snitch. You know how reliable that
is.
Odd, ten days after Sum of All Fears debuts, they claim
they bagged a "dirty bomber."
It's almost like Rove's focus group said "dirty bomber" sounded
best, right?
For all we know, our racist attorney general caught "some nigger"
looking at his daughter.
For all we know, the guy has a web site that printed something
Ashcroft didn't like.
ABC Radio just said this guy can be HELD
FOR LIFE without seeing a lawyer,
without being charged, without being arraigned and without ever
being brought to trial.
HELD
FOR LIFE because the B.F.E.E. CLAIMS
he's probably guilty?
They have "secret evidence" that's he's guilty?
Sounds like McCarthyism to me.
This is what America has become just 20 months after we lost
our right to vote?
...and you don't even own a gun, do you?
I'm getting
everything I want.
Nobody
but Bart sees what's going on,
and nobody
even reads his dumb web site.
As long
as his hammer stays tiny - we're safe.
...and another thing
Remember when they unveiled this unconstitutional "military tribunal"
crap,
they guaranteed us it would only be used on shoeless Afghani
goat herders.
But now they've grabbed an American
in Chicago, given him an "Abdullah" name,
and now he's headed for a secret trial with no lawyer, no judges,
no due process?
Why can't we see some proof?
How long will we stand for the B.F.E.E. grabbing people
off the street,
calling them guilty, then throwing them in prison for life without
due process?
When do we get Bill Clinton's America back?
Dear Salon staff,
I'm horrified to see that you printed the recent
load of swill by Jennifer Liberto.
Do you employ fact-checkers, or do you hire the
same ones used by Rush Limbaugh and newsmax.com?
Why you would allow the printing of this speculation
and innuendo, even after it has been refuted by more
than one source? If you insist on using
"free-lancers", I would suggest hiring the homeless; i'm sure some
illiterate wino could put together a more accurate
article without being dependent on this magnitude of BS.
If you haven't been to BartCopSports lately, Milt has been outstanding.
It's the best, most complete and up-to-date sports page ever!
Plus, check the cheerleader of the day!
Suddenly, I'm a basketball fan.
Gore
Slams Bush for Refusing Global Climate Report
Candidate begins 2000 campaign
Excerpt:
"The president has succumbed to the powerful
interests that run the Republican Party
and rejected the report rather than accept
it and do something about global warming...
The Bush administration has put "lobbyists
for the polluters in charge of policies" and
put "the hungriest fox they could find"
to guard government henhouses.That's not a
moral choice, "I don't want to hear
from this bunch: 'We didn't know'."
-- Al Gore, two years after he promised to
fight for ue.
Quotes
"That would be like the end of the world!”
-- Bulent
Bozdemir, hairstylist to both Linda Tripp and Monica,
on
the danger of them both showing up at the same time
The
Missing Trillions and Other Government Scams,
by Al Martin
Excerpt:
(June 10) Recently I had what could be
called a "Close Encounters with the New Neighborhood Watch."
I wake up and I see a car from the local
county sheriff's office parked down the way. There's a guy with
a clipboard walking around, and I see our
new Neighborhood Watch Association group out front having
coffee and donuts. They're all wearing
their orange and black ballcaps with their whistles, clipboards, and
Homeland Security arm badges. They're all
in their golf carts because this is what's called an adult gated
community. Our Neighborhood Watch Association
has golfcarts which have the initials "NWA" painted
on the side in black letters, while "Homeland
Security." is painted in black letters across the front. Then on
the front is a transfer decal of the new
imperial state eagle that we've seen on the new 57 cent US postage stamp.
They read it in Oumihachiman.
They read it in San Carlos de Bariloche.
They read it in San Diego, where they hear the ocean roar
...bartcop.com
How
the whore media played the Skakel trial
by BartCop
Hey Bart...
Can you give Nick Barlow a shout-out on your page for winning the Tyson, Lewis fight contest?
ha ha
"Fix! Fix!"
Nick is the Chief Foreign Correspondent for bartcop.com
based in the UK
Nick, pick something from the
BartCop store and send us both your street address.
We had about 75 entrants for the contest.
Believe it or not only 2 picked the 8th
round.
In the 7th, I knew Tyson would fall soon. Do I win anything?
Plus:
I have a new featured guest writer this week... Will Pitt from DU..
He writes about his beloved Red Sox...
Milt...
William Rivers Pitt
is one of the best writers on the www.
I'll enjoy reading his baseball column.
Good work, Milt!
Have you checked out the chat yet?
Possibly the final word on Jennifer Liberto
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Quotes
"It was a slow news day. New York Mets catcher
Mike Piazza held
a press conference today to say he
wasn’t lactose intolerant."
--Dave
Mail Bag
Subject: Media Whores Online
Bartcop,
I hope you don't think I am giving you
a Monica, but I love your site.
I cancelled my Salon subscription after
the MWO online article.
I think MWO and you are doing Koresh's
work.
I started my silver subscription to your
site with the money that I saved.
Make the hammer bigger and give the sluts
hell, Bartcop.
Mick
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Subject: little help....
I need a link to that study that statistically
demonstrates a conservative bias in the press.
Nobody on the board seems to know where
to find it.
Very Respectfully,
//SIGNED//
DARRELL T. K
Darrell, I'm not aware that such a study exists.
Seems to me, to get an accurate, definitive answer, one would
have to read/see/hear
everyword ever written/broadcast/spoken about every topic in
every language to know.
That's why Bernard Goldberg was such a slut to write "Conservative
Bias,"
because all he did was select a few dozen examples out of 100,000
journalist pieces
and the right-wing jumped in screaming "See?
There's your proof."
I, however, compiled a list of ditto-monkeys who have been known
to spend their entire
shows screaming insults and falsehoods at Clinton, and nobody
has been able to counter
with a list of left-leaners who did the same against Bush, Reagan
or Bush.
See this list here - > libmedia.htm
The simplest of the chimps scream "Rather,
Brokaw and Jennings,"
as an attempt to counter this list, but none of them have ever
spent an entire show
screaming lies and personal slurs against any human being.
Not even Bill Clinton.
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