A double-shot of Monkey Mail

 Subject: Bush Convenes Forum on the Economy

 For you to include Catholics in your list of those assembled by Bush is an outrage.
 Part of the problem for the Democrats is people like you, Eric Alterman is another,
 who dismiss 60 million people, people who formed a significant part of the Roosevelt coalition.

 All your and MWO's rantings against Ralph Nader to the contrary, I intend to join ranks
 with the Greens, a group that I have yet to hear dis Catholics, let alone put them in the class
 of muggers, drug-smugglers, and crack-heads.  If you think Catholics such as myself will join
 ranks with a party that harbors the likes of anti-Catholics such as you, think again.

 G.Michael Aussem
 

 GM, (Can I call you 'GM'?)
 You've got it all wrong. Let me count the ways.

 1. The outrage is that Bush refused to include the Irish!

 2. Webster defines "joke" this way: something said or done to provoke laughter;
     especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist:
     the humorous or ridiculous element in something
     Have you ever heard of a "joke" before?

 3. If you saw it on MWO, that means it true, not so with bartcop.com
     Truth is, Bush hates Catholics. Why do you think his Granddaddy started Planned Parenthood?
     Bush wouldn't like a Catholic if we was covered in sweet Texas crude.

 4. If you're determined to work to re-elect Bush, I can't stop you.
     More truth - *I* will be president before that egomaniac Nader.

 5. Could you please send me a copy of your demand letter to your local parish, insisting that
     those priests stop raping those defenseless little boys? Or haven't you gotten around to that yet?
     Oh, I see....
     You've been too busy cruising internet comedy pages to help those kids, right?

 6. What will your excuse be when you reach those Pearly Gates?
    "Well, Saint Peter, I didn't have time to help those little boys because some guy
      on the Internet told a joke I didn't get so I had to straighten him out."

 7. Be proud of yourself.



From: rotch

Subject: funny site

I read your article on clintons economy, in true liberal fashion you have neglected
to mention exactly what billzo did which caused it to grow. I hear about it all the time
but never one word of TRUTH about what he did.

Please detail it for me, thanks.

Richard
 

Richard, you've already made up your mind, why let the facts get in your way?

The TRUTH is, it doesm't matter.
When Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Japan in 1990, he wasn't required to pass an oral exam
afterwards to prove he could do it. Tyson's unconscious ass laying on the ground WAS the proof.
The same goes for Clinton. Facts are facts, get used to it.
If the president's policies don't matter, why are we mired in the Bush recession?

Also keep in mind that no Republican voted for The Clinton Miracle.
If Clinton's actions weren't a factor, why bother to try to stop him?
Armey, Gramm, Gingrich et all GUARANTEED a recession and bank failures
if the big "Clinton mistake" were to pass - why was Clinton so right?
And why were they so dead wrong?

But, just so you don't say I refused to answer, Clinton did several things:
He raised taxes on the super-rich. More than just raising money, that was a signal
to Wall Street that he was serious about reducing the deficit. Of course, the opposite
happened when the Unelected Idiot sent Wall Street HIS signal.  When Wall Street saw
a return to the voodoo economics that killed us in the 80's they had a panic attack and
started selling because they knew Bush was going to crash the economy.

Also, Clinton bet heavily on his plan. He took out a shitload of short-term loans to refinance
the national debt - a move Rush GUARANTEED would bankrupt America and force banks
to close and food lines to develope. Unlike Bush, Clinton bet ON America, he didn't sell short.

Richard, I know you have a lot of problems, but one of them, believing lying scumbags like
Rush can easily be solved. Just remember Rush and Hannity and the rest are being paid millions
every year - and they're not being paid to tell the truth. They're being paid to push tax breaks
for the super-rich, and to reassure the angry white male that the negroes and queers are coming
to steal his job and molest his children - and you're buying into that.

There's still time to change the road you're on...
 




 


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