Washington (AP) - Prominent Democrats in Congress called Sunday
for removing
Saddam Hussein from power, endorsing a classified Bush administration
plan that
gives the CIA broader power to take action against the Iraqi
leader.
I have an idea - why don't we get bin Laden first, and THEN look
around to see
what other asses need to be kicked? When those towers fell,
Bush gave his word
that he would get bin Laden, but the media and the eunuch Democrats
forgave him.
But oh!
When Clinton said he'd like to talk about Monica "sooner, rather
than later," the media
and the GOP repeated that mantra a thousand times ...because
that was important! Three thousand dead, the Pentagon attacked and Lower Manhattan
almost wiped out
means nothing, because it doesn't involve Clinton's zipper
- so it's a non-story
Excerpt: of little benefit to anyone but Mr. Bush
Himself. One wonders, if not for the photo-ops,
would they bother at all? If the most recent
round of visits by Mideast heads of state are
any gauge, swaying the Administration's
policy is no more complicated than allowing oneself
to be photographed shaking hands with Mr.
Bush. Provided it is done in a manner that will
convince American television audiences
that Mr. Bush has even the slightest clue what to do next.
The entire planet knows we are led by a chimp, but the US papers
won't print it.
They're in the profit business, and Bush means an extra nickle
at the end of the day.
One more time on that "liberal media" lie?
Will anyone deny that the media is big business?
When did bug business ever care about the little guy?
Big business wants two things: a tax cut and less government.
Do those sound like liberal ideas?
So why do people insist the major media are a bunch of flaming
liberals?
Gee, could it be they're paid to lie?
They just opened a
in K-Drag.
The whole town has gone ape-shit, acting like it's fresh corn,
or something.
The first day, they sold 124,000 donuts.
They had eight cops out there directing traffic.
People camped out for days before they opened the doors.
One guy in a motorhome was at the drive-in window 5 days early.
It's a madhouse there, and it's in Tulsa's busiest intersection.
I drove by this morning, there were 50
cars in line.
Of copurse, that means the cars are lined up in the right lane
of the
busiest damn street in the city, tying up traffic
They've had to put signs on their neighbor's laws that say
"Please don't block their driveway while
in like for donuts."
People, it's donuts.
They may be the best donuts, but it's still just donuts.
These people are in line for HOURS waiting for donuts.
When will it end?
Fire
on the Mountain The west braces for the worst fire season yet
It was a pleasure meeting so many people
who shared my political views at JulieFest2002-DC,
especially Julie herself. What a courageous
woman! When I got home I had meant to
make an extra donation, and this is the
kick in the pants I needed. Of course, I'm also
looking forward to seeing the video! Thanks
for making all of this happen, Bart.
I'm glad for the chance to help Julie.
Send me a Juliefest tape!
Lori F
Lori, it'll go out tomorrow or Thurday, 2-day air.
Thanks for helping Julie.
How the world sees our good puppy press.
Quotes
"I see where Bush is now going after Saddam. What happened to the decision to capture
bin Laden? Didn't George's mother teach him to
finish what's on his plate before going back for seconds?" -- e-mail to Monday's Crossfire
Mail
Bag
Bart,
Please send video to: XXX
Thank you. We really appreciate all your
work. I read bartcop.com every day and feel deprived on those days
when it does not appear.
Have been wanting to say that I think you
have tempered your passion
too much because of the few people who
have written in objection to
the language. Tha language you used was
the best indication of your
real passion for the subject.
I hope you will get your radio time and
will be able to give up your day job.
Frances C,
Smallville, NY
Frances, thanks for that.
When I have to check a back issue for a reference, and I'm sometimes
shocked
at my choice of words, and yes, that comes from passion. Funny,
when I talk to
women who ...were ...born sooner than me, I always apologize
for the blue talk
and every time they say, "nonsense,"
which is always surprising to hear.
As the treehouse grows, there's no escaping the realization that
my words carry
farther than they did in the old newsletter days. I remember
writing a story about
a fireman and his wife getting married shortly after 9-11, and
the bride wrote to me
saying her friend reads bartcop.com and she
wanted to say Hey!
That makes me reign in some of the wilder rhetoric, but the passion's
still there.
Just last week, I got into trouble with my passion, so I'm sure
:)
I will keep your message in mind, because I hear it from others,
too,
and thanks for ordering the video and supporting Julie.
Forget
the small fry: the big guys are still out there
Excerpt: "If the British shoebomber, Richard Reid, had
invested a handful of euros in a lighter
instead of relying on a damp, bent book
of matches from the airport EconoLodge,
he'd have blown American Airlines Flight
63 to pieces. Even Mohammed Atta,
the Islamonutter-in-chief on September
11, spent a year and a half blundering around
America with a big "TERRORIST" sign flashing
in neon off the top of his head.
If Ashcroft was shouting fire in a crowded
theatre this week, many Feds spent
the year before September 11 declining
to call the Fire Department even as
the flames were licking the end of their
desk."
Quotes
"Well, Dave, in the final analysis, it doesn't
matter what you crazy people in California do, because I got smart guys out there
who can always figure out how to make money." -- Ken Lay, rubbing California's nose in the FACT
that his best friend is president and
that crooked president allowed
Lay to screw an entire state our of billions of dollars
Not reruns, not retreads - it's top-shelf, 100 percent pure agave
bartcop.com
Exchange
"The GOP has had to suffer with Nixons'
sins for 30 years. When will the Democrats have
to suffer for Clinton's sins?" -- smarmy, horseshit ditt-monkey on
Monday's Crossfire.
"Nobody in the Clinton White House had
to plead guilty to a crime in office. Thirty two Reagan staffers pled
guilty to crimes in office, so the Democrats will start paying for his sins
right after Reagan's staffers pay for theirs. -- James Carville, making ditto-boy with he'd
never opened his smart mouth
Sidebar: All BowTieBoy could do was sit there and
TAKE this abuse,
because the facts will prove the Democrat
right every goddamn time. Ditto-monkeys always eat it when tangling with Tequila boy.
What chance to they have f-ing with James Carville?
Hey, Bart!!
What became of "Chat & Post????
Did Carniviore devour it???
There is no longer a prompt to click to get to
it on your front page.
You all haven't gone Re-pubic on me have you??
Thanks for a reply,
Sarah
Sarah, no Re-pubing here.
A sort time ago, chat & post was split into two sites.
The chat section became bartcopnation.com
and the chat became MIRC chat.
I think bartcopnation.com still has a chat room, too, but most
of the chat action has moved to MIRC
chat
Julie
has settled in her new digs!
Can't tell much from this picture, but it doesn't look like a condemned
apartment to me!
It looks like some kinda super-nice lake house, with tall trees and
a deck out back - damn!
Julie, can we come stay a few weeks?
A nice lady who attended JulieFest2002-DC
was talking to Julie when Julie mentioned
she had to be moved out by June 8th. Coincidently, this lady's mother's
birthday was June 8th,
and that reminded her that Mom's house was currently empty, so
she arranged for Julie to live
in this fancy lake house - for free!!!
ha ha Does this mean there is a God?
How about a big shot of Chinaco for Laurie & Charles?
Whoo Hoo!
Laurie sent this:
With the help of two wonderful guys from North
Carolina, George and Sam, who had come to Juliefest,
and the help of several nonbartcoppers, and the
extraordinary patience and help of two movers from
Two Guys and A Truck who really went above
and beyond the call and helped a lot with smiles and
friendliness, Julie has moved.
What the hell - how about a shot for everyone who helped with this move!
Some of you have never been to Julie's condemned apartment, but there's
a ricketty stone landing and
as you enter the building you had to take a sharp right, then a sharp
left up some supersteep steps,
then duck or your head will hit the water-heater (don't ask) and then
another turn to the left to get in.
Then, coming down the steps, it's the same thing in reverse, but then
you have to be extra-carefull
because if you trip, your head will go right thru the plate glass window.
This place was NOT a picnic to move furniture and boxes in and out
of.
I think the move reminded Julie that she wasn't in her house anymore,
so if you have some time,
maybe drop Julie a
note to cheer her up and let her know you're thinking about her
and that
you'll try to make it to JulieFestWest in fabulous Las Vegas!!
BTW, have you ordered your JulieFest2002-DC
video tape yet?
Click
Here for details on how to get this best-ever
video tape.
You'll love this tape, and you'll play it again and again for the neighbors
and relatives.
Hey, BC,
I've noticed a misunderstanding about PayPal
that
might be keeping at least a few people
from donating.
To use PayPal, you don't need a credit card.
You can
use it like a check book, too. That
is, you can set
it up to deduct money directly from a checking
account.
BP
BP, that's a good point.
And don't forget, they give you $5 just
for signing up.
Principles are for wimps: Bush
policies follow politics of states needed in 2004 President accused of reversing positions,
angering voter base
Excerpt: "Bill Clinton was always here to feel our pain,"
sighs Sherry Bebitch Jeffe,
a political scientist at the University
of Southern California. "But when Bush
comes out here, the headline could read,
'Bush
to California: Drop Dead.'
Condi teaches
foreign policy to George
Subject: Kelly Osbourne on MTV
Hey Bart!
The reports I have read suggest that Kelly WAS
singing live at the taping of
the awards show, but that her voice was "sweetened"
in post-production.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this but the whole
show is taped in advance
and then edited for time/content, etc., and replayed
at a later date.
Because of this it is possible to go back after
the fact and fix any
voice/audio problems a performer may have been
having.
I watched the show myself and concluded Kelly
as not lip-synching, but
there's just no way to tell what happened to
her performance in POST.
There is an old axiom used by those in production
when thing are not
going well on a shoot: "We'll fix it in
post."
This could certainly be the case with Kelly.
Kirsten
Housekeeping
As of today, we have 81 subscribers to the BartCop
School of Acting It's short of the goal to reach 600, which would turn on BartCop
Radio but we're gaining a subscriber or two each day, so hang in there.
Of course, one millionaire could wave a wand and create BartCop
Radio instantly,
but I have yet to convince any of the millionaires who read bartcop.com
to do that.
Hmmm, I wonder if Bill Clinton has a spare million?
Excerpt: "I don't give George W. Bush enough credit.
The man's a genius. How else can you
explain his clever plan for saving America
from terrorists?...So Bush (with ample help
from pliant, poll-reading congressional
Democrats and an amenable public) set about
removing America's freedoms. How clever.
When the the job is finished, when all our
freedoms are gone, we'll finally be safe.
The bad guys will no longer have reason to hate us.
What a brilliant scheme!"
They read it in Calcutta..
They read it in Kuala Lampur.
They read it in Springfield, Missouri, where the cops are as
crooked as the B.F.E.E.
...bartcop.com
I spent some time on the phone last night.
I called Doris in Batavia, we had a short talk.
I tried to reach Sam & George to thank them for
helping Julie move but they have a fax machine
hooked up to their phone line and when I called
Frances in Stottville, I kept getting a busy signal.
It never hurts to include your phone number when you write.
If
Bob Barr can sue Bill, why
don't we sue George?
Excerpt: "Bush has mismanaged his approach to the Israeli
crisis where the death toll has
exceeded 2,100; he has lied through his
teeth; he preaches morality while daughter
Jenna closes down Austin's bars; he regularly
robs from the poor to give to the rich;
and he continually tries to gut environmental
protections."
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