Welcome Bartcopers to Bartolo Cop. My name is
Xavier Hernandez-Miyares and thanks to an invitation from
our beloved and vital Bart, I will be contributing
information and my half of a dialogue on news and information
that has to do with Latin America. I hope that
you will be inspired to write to me and challenge or support the
information that I will be presenting on this
page. I will respond to any comments that you may feel compelled
to send me at mbumba@aol.com
I also want to introduce you to a contributor
to my page who will go by the name of Oppiano. He fancies himself
a swarthy version of Dennis Miller, and he shares
with the formerly great Dennis, the belief that he is funny, and he
also drops esoteric references, which he assumes
will give us a giggle. Well, Dennis once was funny, but as far as
Oppiano is concerned…you will have to decide.
Anyway lets continue.
What I will share with you in this first installment
is a link to a very provocative article written by Phillip Agee,
who has the honor of being the first CIA agent
to defect from the "company" and publish a book which revealed
the dark side of U.S. foreign policy. Mr. Agee
now lives in Cuba (he is a defector).
The following are excerpts from his most current article:
…Reports abound of the arrest in Panama in November
2000 of a group of 4 exile terrorists led by Luis Posada Carriles,
a man with impeccable CIA credentials…Posada's
resume includes planning the Cubana airliner bombing in 1976 that
killed all 73 people aboard…
Well, what should first capture our attention
is the claim that a CIA agent would blow up a plane full of civilians.
If you continue to read the account by Mr. Agee
it will get worse, because in the following excerpt of his extensive
article he informs us about the interesting life
of the terrorist cohort of Posada Carriles, whose name is Orlando Bosch.
Back to Agee:
…As the mastermind along with Carriles of the
1976 Cubana airliner bombing, Bosch was arrested with Carriles of
the 1976 bombing. After spending 11 years in
a Venezuelan jail, he returned to Miami in 1988 where he was arrested
for a parole violation after a previous conviction
for terrorist acts.
Agee continues in his article to chronicle how
right wing Cuban-American politicians and the BFEE were able to trump
justice and grant this mass murderer a license
to kill and to walk the streets of Miami in freedom.
Follow this link and read in Philip Agee's own words the history of U.S. terrorism against the Cuban Revolution.
http://www.counterpunch.org/agee08092003.html
Okay, now I somewhat reluctantly present for
your entertainment this week's Oppiano rant.
Ladies and gentlemen here is the one and homely…Oppiano. Take it away Opey!!!
For your information, North America ends at the
southern border between Mexico and Guatemala. Yes, Mexico is
part of North America, as is the United States
and Canada. But if you listen carefully…just a second now, be quiet…
Did you hear it! Did you hear the "sucking sound"?
Well I did, and it is thanks to Ross Perot, because from the cuckoo
cacophony of his deranged mind, he provided us
with the marker which designates exactly where Latin America begins,
and that place is where you will hear this sound:
"schlerrppp".
Well, Okay that actually sounds more like what
Monica heard when she hoovered the POTUS, William Jefferson Clinton.
I guess that the sucking sound that Ross was
referring too is in fact, the sucking sound that is made when Latin American
oligarchs service the World Bank and the International
Monetary Fund.
In fact, you can better identify where Latin America
begins by using your nose, because Latin America smells like teen spirit,
and in every city in this country the teen spirit
of young Latinos is palpable. You can find it in your local deli's; in
your gardens;
in your nurseries; pushing baby carriages; harvesting
your vegetables and fruits; in your schools; in your hospitals, and on
those
television channels that are populated by hot
peroxide babes that "no speeka no englisch".
In fact, there really is no border between the
United States and the rest of the hemisphere. Human beings migrate, because
the species depends on it and nothing will curtail
that spirit of migration. The majority of the people in the Western Hemisphere
are Latinos, and the fertility rates of Latinos
inside the U.S. and in their native countries are greater than that of
Euro-Americans.
If this trend continues, within 100 years the
majority of U.S citizens will have Latino ancestry!
Now for you ditto heads that may be alarmed by
this news, imagine this: the mother of your little brown one is Jennifer
Lopez.
That’s not so bad is it? I didn't think so.
Oh yes and by the way, the BFEE has already sprouted
its Latino branch thanks to the coupling of Jeb Bush and a Mejicana
named Columba. Make no mistake, the Latino branch
of the BFEE dynasty is already being groomed for the dynasty.
The brown Bush with the most promise looks like
Ricky Martin or Desi Arnaz. His name is George Prescott Bush, and dammit,
can't you imagine how much more Desi Arnaz could
have accomplished if his name had been George Prescott Bush, well the
great Desi Arnaz (a Cuban) revolutionized the
television sitcom, but he was never given a chance to rule the world.
Our George Prescott Bush will some day be the
first brown emperor of a United States of the willing. He will as well
be the
emperor of those that were subjected to his empire
by the unfortunate but necessary killing of the children of those that
were
not feeling the WMD'S, those of which they should
have been chilling.
Enough for now…talk to you guys later.
Oppiano
Thanks for that Oppiano and we look forward to
your next thingie!
As far as I am concerned, in my next installment
I will prove with facts the case that the United States
attacked Cuba with Chemical and Biological Weapons.
See you next week.
Xavier