Subject: JulieFest Video
It is absolutely necessary for me to write to
tell you how much I enjoyed the video of JulieFest.
Thank you so much for all of your work, et al.
It made me feel happy inside just to see all of you gathered together and the graciousness of Julie and her son.
Ah, and then there was bartcop himself; trying
to hide, but failing to do so in a room of so many ardent fans.
That made my day to finally have a face to go
with your rhetoric.
I also had the good fortune to be able to purchase
the "coin" of gw's illegitimacy and to get the t-shirt
of "wdbk" through your website. Fun, fun,
fun... Although it would be nice if the substance were less true
and thus create actual joy instead of that smarmy
feeling of laughter created by surprise.
Anyway, like I said, everyone out there should
get a copy of the video.
There is nothing like it.
Thank you again.
Sue
Sue,
One thing about that tape... there seems to be two Barts.
I'll admit to being the talking Bart in the red shirt,
but I'm not sure who that silent guy in the black suit was.
The suit was Saturday, the red shirt was Sunday.
Seems I lost about a hundred and fifty pounds Saturday as I slept.
Thanks for ordering the tape and supporting Julie.
Bush to World: "Kick Me"
Excerpt:
"Most of us have laughed at our President's attempts
to construct a sentence in ordinary
American English. Can there be much doubt
that at a young age little Georgie ran around
the playground with a "Kick-me" sign taped
to his back? If he did suffer this or similar
humiliations, he is likely to have learned
that the quickest way to fix things was to fight back,
to punch some other kid in the nose.
If Georgie couldn't solve the problem by fighting back,
or if doing so landed him in deeper trouble,
no doubt he learned that the way to fix things
once and for all was to call his daddy."
Subject: Bush has no business lecturing college students
Bart,
Bush giving a commencement speech is an insult
to all college students.
The man didn't give two rips for his education
and never worked for anything in his life.
All he has was given to him, including his current
job. Further, he's the head of a party
who has exhibited nothing but contempt for those
who value a college education.
One more thing--any reporter out there want to
ask GW what he thinks
of Aristotle's "The Nicomachean Ethics"? Just
to see the look on his face?
Clay
ha ha
Just the idea of the look on his face... eh... what's that?
Sheriff
Ashcroft here!
Hmmm, another
wise guy shooting his mouth off over at bartcop.com
That website
is harboring the enemies of God's America.
Well helping
terrorists is a crime, you punk!
I think
what you need is some sexual torture.
Yeah, ...I'll
bet some genital mutilation would teach you some manners
This is
Field Marshall Ashcroft!
I need
the torture choppers over here at bartcop.com
Let's take
this punk to Gitmo and hook him up to the Taliban telephone.
We're going
to get all you Al Qaeda enablers, you just watch.
While we're
at it, grab Marc Perkel, too.
That smart
bastard ran against me in Missouri.
He thinks
I've forgotten about him.
His ass
is mine - all your asses are mine, so help me God.
Quotes
"A White House aide is claiming that President
Bush's Ohio State commencement address
was influenced by, get this, Alexis
de Tocqueville, Adam Smith, the world's major religions,
Aristotle, George Elliot, Emily Dickinson,
William Wadsworth, Pope John Paul II, Cicero,
Abraham Lincoln and the founding fathers,
Benjamin Rush, Thomas Jefferson and George
Washington. The aide, John Bridgeland,
is the director of USA Freedom Corps. And he went
on to tell reporters that he had discussed
Aristotle's "Nicomachean Ethics" with W. just that day.
In other news, several of Bush's former
professors at Yale and Harvard have been hospitalized
after they fell into fits of paralyzing,
hysterical laughter."
--Paul Begala, making fun of the absurd lie that
Dim Son can think.
Excerpt:
If the mugging of Sen. Max Cleland of Georgia
is a fair indicator of what is to come,
the fall elections will be ugly. Cleland,
a decorated veteran and triple amputee, was
attacked by his Republican opponent, Rep.
Saxby Chambliss, "for breaking his oath
to protect and defend the Constitution."
Shades of Lee Atwater, the fabled Republican
cutthroat politico who helped pilot the
first President Bush to victory. But even
Atwater might have hesitated before going
after a man who lost both legs and an arm
in the service of his country. Chambliss
did not participate in Vietnam. He had
a bad knee...
Boy, this kind of shit really pisses me off.
Veterans deserve our respect.
War veterans deserve more respect.
Triple amputee war veterans deserve our respect and a life of
wealth.
This Saxby Chambliss guy?
He's another ditto-monkey, fight-dirty
GOP scumbag.
You don't smear a man who gave an
arm and both legs for his country.
What's next, Saxby, you challenge Cleland to a fistfight?
I'd like to you hunting, you prick...
Subject: I got the tape!
BC,
to say the tape was great, would be an understatement.
It was amazing to hear the words I have only
been able to read on a webpage so far.
I had to keep reminding myself, that this is
only a tape, not evening news.
Thumbs up to Kent Bye on an excellent job editing
the video.
It was great quality, and easy to follow for
someone who wasn't there.
Julie was everything you said she is, and more.
She is a gifted speaker, with a great sense of
humor.
To anyone who didn't get a chance to be there in person, GET THE TAPE!
Alex
Unka
Dick, I forgot what you told me last time.
Why
do the Palastinians cause such a ruckus?
And
I have another question, too.
You
said this problem is two thousand years old,
but
Greg Palast can't be more than 45 or 50,
so
who was their leader before him?
Why, ...why you crying, Unka Dick?
Did I say something sad?
What About Bob?
Excerpt:
"Indeed, the CIA scoop is just the latest in
a series of Woodward stories that were flattering
to the administration--most likely, because
administration officials were Woodward's primary sources.
Consider his massive eight-part series
(co-authored with Dan Balz), "Ten Days in September," that
appeared in the Post earlier this year...
But the story bordered on political hagiography, portraying
Bush and those around him as heroic, resolute,
and unerring in responding to 9/11. What's more,
this "inside account" entirely missed what
has since turned out to be the big insider story about 9/11:
all the massive intelligence failures leading
up to the attacks and the subsequent failure by various
intelligence officials to live up to their
mistakes. Evidently, that wasn't something Woodward's
"principals" were eager to talk about."
Gee, another reporter turned whore for Skippy?
I'm shocked...shocked, I tell you...
"Bill Clinton is more relaxed on stage
than sweet butter on hot corn."
-- some Freeper woman
Tomorrow is C-day!
copy to:bartcop@bartcop.com
Daryle,
I heard on the news yesterday that the Bush administration
is VERY PROUDLY denying an
American-born "terror suspect" his request to
speak with an attorney. (It might be Jose Padilla,
I don't know. The person was born in Louisiana,
if that helps.)
I've always gotten it. You and Boortz are
starting to get it. THIS CORRUPT FRIGGING
ADMINISTRATION is PISSING all over the Constitution!!!
Remember all your screaming
about Gore, and how he said the Constitution
was a "living, breathing" document? These fuckholes
are even worse. To them, the Constitution
isn't living and breathing.... it's DEAD, null, and void.
I'm going to go out on a limb, because there are
some who STILL don't get it, and say that anyone
who complains about this kind of thing "hates
America." (No, ass... we're complaining because
we LOVE America.) Here I go:
"Anyone who claims to love both the Bush administration and the Constitution is either ignorant or dishonest."
I know that statement sounds "Ann Coulterish", but I don't care. :)
Pat
Bring
out the booster chair for Jr.
The incredible shrinking president
Excerpt:
"The leader of the World, free and unfree, simply
isn't up to par. He's not qualified for the job.
He never was. And that means big trouble
ahead for the World, Free and Unfree. At least Nixon
knew what he was doing, which is why the
world was frightened by him. When it's not laughing
at him the world is frightened of George
W. Bush because it knows he hasn't a clue. That's truly terrifying."
N.Y.
Grand Jury Accuses Diocese
Of
Covering Up Abuse by Clergy
Excerpt:
"In one instance, a priest admitted that
a 14-year-old had masturbated him,
but he insisted the teenager was the "aggressor."
Church officials, the report stated, adopted
this priest's claim as a 'true fact.'"
Swear to Koresh, before I read the excerpt, I thought "handjob."
Nothing is going to be done to the higher-ups.
They're going to screw the priests and let the bishops go.
"I will not give immunity to criminals under
these circumstances," said Pirro,
who convened the grand jury in April to
investigate allegations of sexual abuse
by priests in Westchester.
He's lying.
Of course he's going to give them a free walk.
They're going to hang a few guilty priests and let the conspirators
skate.
I guarantee that, and I'm willing to bet on it.
Dear Judicial Watch:
Help
me sue Limbaugh for emotional distress
I'm a victim!
Since Rush Limbaugh started mischaracterizing
liberals more than 10 years ago,
I've suffered great emotional distress.
Most of what he has said about me and my beliefs
is untrue and defamitory. What's more,
he has caused stress for me at home and on the job.
Would you please represent me in my case against him, as you are doing for Bob Barr?
Chedr Cheese
