Dear Mr. Cop,
I am Mr Dick Cheney a special adviser
on Petroleum and economic matters to the Head of State of The
United States of America. Because of my
strategic position in the former Government, and also being a
close confidant of the Head of State, I
was able to acquire personally, the Sum of $25,000,000,000.00USD
(twenty-five billion United States Dollars)
presently lodged in some offshore sham bank owned by his brother Neil.
I made this money largely through "CONSULTANCY
FEE" And "Good Faith Fees" paid by the stupid chimp out
of the public treasury, it really didn't
matter what I wrote on the invoice. I especially loved writing out the
"Good Faith"
bills. The little monkey would say
"this is for Jeezus, right Unka Dick?" and I'd say "yes Dubya, its kinda
like a
'free will offering'. LOL. Texas is the
6th largest Producer/Exporter of Crude Petroleum in the world and the largest
producer/exporter of fucking morons.
As you are probably aware The United States
of America is prone to Political/Economic Instability,
HyperInflation, among other problems. I
know, things were pretty cool here for the last ten years or so
but with this dipshit at the wheel I'm
thinking its time to git while the gittin's good. I have
therefore resolved to Invest my money abroad,
preferably in Real Estate Properties and Sex Toys
for safety and optimum returns on Investments.
However, straight transfer of this money
into a bank Abroad will present two major problems:
1. The tax incidence will be too high,
even with the idiotic tax cut the chimp managed to get through our congress
the taxes are
too much. My mama didn't raise no fool. I've never paid taxes and I ain't
about to start now.
2. This could look really, really bad.
So as a result of my personal greed, which
borders on the psychopathic. The solution is to Courier this
money in cash abroad, through Courier Service
Company here in the USA, the money will be packed in
A Diplomatic Bag or Carton tagged Diplomatic
luggage Which will be addressed to you. This system is
secret and the money is therefore untraceable.
It is the System used by most top Government officials in
the USA to remove their fortunes to safety
abroad.
I have therefore concluded every arrangement
with a Courier Company in Wyoming to Courier this money
abroad using the courtesy and safety of
Diplomatic Bag (TM). All I now need is an honest partner who
can receive the money on my behalf and
help me to invest as aforementioned.
There is absolutely no risk involved in
this transaction as the money will be delivered to you in
United States Dollars Bills. Try not to
throw your back out dude.
If you are interested in assisting
me, please send me an email immediately, as you are to lodge this money
in a bank
Account and contact me for necessary arrangements
for the investment after acknowledgement of the receipt of the money.
For your help and assistance in this deal,
you will receive 30% of this money in cash, 10% will be
set aside to offset all expenses while
the remaining 60% is for me.
Finally, you are to please urgently email
your personal phone and fax numbers for an easy communication and
for me
to instruct the Courier Company to despatch
the money to you before we go into other necessary details.
Expecting to hear from you.
Best regards,
Dick Cheney