Subject: reasons
for calling you a liar
Bart,
Every time I go to your site I see some
lies. An example is when cry baby Gore
couldnt accept losing an
election so he tried to CHEAT.
Carson, you 're bringing monkeydom to new heights.
First of all, how did Gore try to cheat?
The way I remember it, he didn't want to fight, so he gave in
and went home.
If you're talking about the military vote, the GOP wanted to count
military votes
that in some cases were duplicates (each soldier got two
ballots) and many were
postmarked in December, weeks after the polls closed.
Is that Gore cheating?
And even if you had a brain and were right about Gore cheating,
how in the hell is that proof that I'm a liar?
Harris didnt break the law,
she followed it to the letter. The Florida supreme court was
willing to ignore Florida state law in
favor of making up their own law for partisan purposes.
So, Jeb's girlfriend knew the law better than nine Supreme
Court justices?
What, are you sleeping with her, too?
That's hogwash that you heard from FOX news or the vulgar Pigboy.
There was a deadline for getting the votes
in. So I ask you--If you were on the supreme court,
would you rule that Kathleen Harris had
followed the law or would you decide to use your
position to make up some new law?
Cruella Harris certified that her boss's brother won the election
a month before the Supreme Court
said, "Stop counting those ballots."
How could she certify a winner while they were still counting ballots?
Was she "certain" Bush would win, so she saved the state "all
that vote-counting hassle" and certified the quick count?
Bart, Im so old that I remember
the concept of courts interpreting law instead of making shit up.
If you have a problem with the electoral
college say so, but if you state that Gore won that election
when he actually tried to steal it, your
a liar.
I'm not a big fan of the electoral college, but we all knew the
rules going in.
I got some news for you, Sunshine - Gore won Florida.
The only way he didn't win Florida is if they stopped counting
the votes and let the candidate's
brother and his girlfriend make a completely impartial decision.
Everybody knew those 5,000 Jews didn't vote for the Buchanan
Nazi intentionally.
If the Court had to make a decision (they didn't, they inserted
themselves when they realized their boy
could win a favorable Florida Supreme Court decision. What about
the 10th Amendment?
Aren't Republicans always saying the feds should butt out of
state matters?)
So, no I wont take back calling
you a liar. PS--in your snit about Nixon, you still
glossed over the fact that liberal idiot
Johnson started Vietnam and Nixon ENDED it.
I didn't gloss over anything.
Everybody knows LBJ got us deep into Vietnam.
What, ...you like seeing those words in print?
I didn't mention that Booth shot Lincoln either - that doesn't
mean I deny it happened.
I said Nixon ended that war five years
after he promised to end it.
We only lost about 25,000 men in those five years, so no harm
- right?
I deem this letter good enough that you
wont want to shame yourself by
allowing your dozens of readers to try
to read it. I hear some are quite literate.
Carson
Carson, I deem your letter funny enough to enter it in the next
"bad writing" contest.
I'll put up the entry fee if you agree to split your winnings
50/50 with me.