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Quotes
"This decision is profoundly misguided. Whenever
we remove a brick from the wall
that was designed to separate
religion and government, we increase the risk of
religious strife and weaken the
foundation of democracy."
--Justice John Paul Stevens, on the school vouchers
attack on education,
fretting about the religiously
insane takeover of the highest court.
Bush to Be Sedated for Colonoscopy
Excerpt:
President Bush said he will undergo a colon
check Saturday that will require him to be sedated.
"The powers of the presidency will be briefly
transferred to Unka Dick", he said.
Bullshit.
They're searching for his head.
John Entwistle
Millions of Who fans are grieving today, and fans from all over
the world are in Las Vegas today, walking around in shock.
The tour was supposed to start tonight at the Hard Rock.
I can't imagine what it would be like to be all set up for a
great
concert and a weekend in Vegas and have it all turn to dust.
When I heard the news, I turned on Tulsa's classic rock station,
figuring to hear a 24-block of Who songs - but I got nothing.
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jethro Tull, ZZ Top - the same old, same old.
No mention, no tribute, nothing at all.
The Clear Channel mega-corporation can't divert from their
precious computer-generated song list when an icon dies?
Thursday night, it was THE top story on Yahoo news,
but classic rock radio can't even give the man a mention?
That's fucked up.
The Hard Rock should seal that room and not rent it again.
I'd hate to see the "Entwistle Room" become another rock trophy.
Read this fast - before MSNBC pulls it down and fires the writer.
Hitting
the trifecta
Bush’s favorite joke about 9/11 is not only in bad taste,
it’s
a lie.
Excerpt:
Bush never told any audience, or any reporter,
in Chicago that he could foresee
three conditions under which deficit spending
might be necessary. In fact, throughout
the entire campaign, Bush had been insistent
that budget surpluses would continue,
Calling Bush on one of his lies?
Was MSNBC recently sold?
I don't
have to tell the truth.
I always
get what I want.
They all
fall in line for me.
Supreme Court strikes down 4th Amendment
Yesterday, Bush's robed lackeys ruled 5-4
that schools' interest in ridding their campuses of drugs
outweighs an individual's right to privacy,
allowing random drug tests for many public high school
students, not just student athletes. This
action repeals the 4th Amendment which used to say,
'The right of the people to be secure
in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against
unreasonable
searches and seizures, shall
not be violated, and no
Warrants shall issue, but upon probable
cause, supported by Oath or
affirmation,
and particularly describing the place
to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.'
Guilty until proven innocent - that's Bush's America
Hey, what if some mayor wants to rid his town of guns?
He gets to search every square inch of that city?
After all, the public has a right to be safe, right?
Could somebody make a list of the rights that have been trampled since we lost the vote?
Hey, Bart!
I learned just today that the Vice Horsethief
is going to be here in Wichita next week.
Have you heard of any protests that might
be going on?
I sure don't want to be standing around
out there by myself.
I'm self-conscious that way. ^.^;
Wildcat!
I'd sure like to run a picture of you holding a Buck
Fush sign...
This
is Field Marshall Ashcroft.
We
have an Al Qaeda meeting we need to break up.
Yeah,
that's right, in kansas City next week.
Send
the black choppers with the Zyklon B, but I want
this
"Wildcat" fella alive - you hear me?
Repeat
- I want "Wildcat" kept alive. We'll give him a
session
with the Taliban telephone wired to his genitals
and
see what his smart mouth has to say then!
Subject: Julie Fest Video Review!
I received my video just a couple of days after
ordering it - thanks for your efficient assembly line!
I couldn't attend, but the tape is so good that
I'm savoring it by rationing myself rather than watching it
all at once. The editing is absolutely professional
- it makes the tape come alive.
I thought one of the most impressive people appearing
was Ms Steele's attorney, Nancy Luque.
Not only is she very intelligent, but she also
has what seems to be a personal, not just professional,
interest in exposing the motives of Ken Starr
and his cronies. She's worth buying the video for, all by herself.
Excellent job!
And it was good to see Bartcop on the video -
you're a real inspiration.
Thanks for all the sweat and dollars you put
into the fight!
PS - the video inspired me to contribute to JHS,
but the link on your website in her area that is supposed
to go to Paypal doesn't; it just creates an email
to Ms Steele. I'll keep checking to see if it starts working.
Hey, thanks for caring , thanks for helping Julie,
and damn, that link has been broken since forever.
Subject: Clinton and definitions
Bart,
About The Big Dog and his answers under oath -
but in the deposition about Monica, lawyers for
each side had to come to agreement on the definition
of sexual relations. Clinton's lawyer, the IOC and
the judge drafted the "legal definitions" used.
When he looked them over, he saw that what they did was
not covered - they f-ed up and didn't include
him receiving oral sex in the definition, so when asked he
answered truthfully. He was not going to volunteer
anything. Would you? Would Rosie?
Obviously not, or she would have come out years
ago when we all knew the truth
about her but she kept fawning over Tom Cruise.
Joe
Joe, great point.
Rosie has been lying for what, a decade about her personal sexual
piccadillos*?
Of course, her sex life isn't my business just as Clinton's sex life
isn't Rosie's business.
But trust me, she did what she did for publicity - she needs more money.
Xerox caught in $2B Accounting Fraud
I think when corporate America saw President Oil coming, they
knew they had
a blank check to rape and pillage and they took advantage of
it. The American
economy can't take many moreanother dozen of thse scandals before
the whole
shebang starts to crumble.
When the economy crashes, they'll blame Clinton, and Bush's
good puppy press will
agree 100 percent, and then Bush will say we need another
tax cut for the super-rich
Then Bush's billionaire friends can swoop in and buy America for a song.
by Wizard of Whimsy
Underage public drunks caught again
For
Bush Daughters, (Night) Life Isn't Fair
Excerpt:
We hope those fun-loving first twins, Jenna
and Barbara Bush, had a good time
Wednesday night at Stetson's, the Texas-themed
Washington saloon where they
were spotted by multiple witnesses sucking
down Budweisers and chain-smoking
cigarettes with a group of friends till
well past midnight.
The Bush daughters?
Openly breaking the liquor laws?
Again?
I see nothing wrong with that. After all, they're royalty
and when you're royalty you know laws are for the little people.
Watch for another story about Chelsea, because whenever the Bush
twins
break the law, the good puppy press runs a derogatory story about
Chelsea.
The Talibanization Of America
Don't blame me!
I voted with the majority!
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Maybe the pledge should read,
"one nation, under the illegal occupation of an unelected fraud..."
JulieFestWest
We have an update on The Rio
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Go tequila crazy at any of their dozen agave shops.
September 27-29th - tickets on sale soon!
Consumer
Consumption
The Search for Quality!
In Depth JulieFest2002-DC Video Review
Excerpt:
I am here to say, that I will no longer
entertain the thought that Bartcop engages
in hyperbole. When he is dead serious -
and you can tell - you can, as someone
said, “take that to the bank”. If anything,
Bartcop is perhaps too modest when
he talks about this video.
“Amateur” Kent Bye has, in my opinion, created
a fully professional, and profoundly
important, documentary film. I received
this video on Friday, June 21, 2002. I watched
it by myself after work that day - I shook
with anger, I laughed, I grinned, and yes,
I got misty eyed. But that’s just me -
and I was there. I watched it again later that night,
with my family, and my parents - who recently
arrived from FL for the summer, and they
weren’t there. They loved the video, they
loved Julie, and they were appalled by what
had happened to her. This video is powerful
stuff!
We have JulieFest2002-DC tapes stacked and ready to ship,
Subject: In Praise of your sponsor, Harmony Cedar
Hi BC,
Kudos' to Harmony Cedar.
I placed a gift order late last night and
got an immediate and personal
reply from Erik telling me the order would
be shipped today!
I'm sure my daughter will be thrilled with
the basket and
I just wanted to give you some feedback.
Ed
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From: meatman42@insightbb.com
You wrote:
> All day today, you're going to hear "Let won't let us pray,"
> but anyone who says that is either stupid or a Republican.>>>
When all of the Senators stand up and endorse
the Pledge, it makes your
above statement look really ignorant.
This was my first visit to your web-site,
What an impression you made!
What A Hoot
Todd Hyle
Todd, you cheated.
You failed to answer the question.
How would you feel if YOU were forced to pledge to one nation,
under Allah or Budda?
...suddenly, you're very quiet.
They read it in Pango Pango.
They read it in North Yemen.
They read it in Newark, DE after they watch their Juliefest tape
...bartcop.com
Guest Editorial
Honest Liberty-Loving Gore
Republicans got what they wanted when they
forced Bush the puppet of invisible fascist kings
onto the American people. For eight years
they projected this image of a corrupt greedy fascist
tyrannical dictator, and this mental projection
resulted in the installation of George Bush in the
White House against the will of the American
people. Bush is the corrupt greedy dictator that
Republicans wanted.
But we all know Bush is evil.
We are preaching to the choir constantly
listing Bush's vile accomplishments.
Time to parallel every corrupt action of
his with actions of a good person doing the right things.
Now it is time for us to project the image
of an honest hard-working people-caring compassionate
business-savvy law-enforcing generous person
and beat the drum every day about what kind of
person would make an excellent president.
The kind of person we want. Worked for the Republicans.
Would work well for Democrats.
Never lose sight of what Bush is doing wrong,
yet we could also parallel each evil deed with what
the right thing would have been in each
situation. Millions of people in Church every sunday project
the image of a good honest compassionate
person and this mass mind beam channels flow of human
energy which becomes personified by the
next man to attain the White House by the well-spoken
will of all the people of this land.
Bush turned himself into the anti-Clinton.
We don't just want an anti-Bush. We want a pro-Good
pro-honest pro-compassion pro-prosperity
pro-environment pro-liberty pro-rights individual whose
integrity inspires everyone on this land
and in the whole world to be the best they can be each day,
just like Clinton did. Like Honest Liberty-Loving
Gore. Honest Liberty-Loving Gore.
Simon Seamount
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