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“Indeed, it seems to me that the more Christian
a country is, the less likely it is
to regard the death penalty as immoral.
Abolition has taken its firmest hold in
post-Christian Europe and has least
support in the church-going United States.
I attribute that to the fact that for
the believing Christian, death is no big deal.”
-- the very insane Tony
Scalia, (R-Partisan) the man who stole our right to vote.
Panel: Enron board ignored 'red flags'
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Here
Excerpt:
Enron's board of directors contributed
to the energy trader's collapse because its members
were aware of the accounting gimmicks,
risky business practices and conflicts of interest
but did nothing to stop them, a Senate
panel said in a highly critical report Sunday.
Stop investigating
my past
or Asscroft
will torture you!
Subject: CONnect the dots
bc
When are people going to get it and connect
these dots ?
What Bush and Cheney did at Harken and Halliburton,
they are, right now, doing to the company
called USA....
How hard is this to figure out?
Annie
Annie, I hear ya.
I'm screaming as loud as I can.
I need a bigger hammer and a radio show.
by Wizard of Whimsy
Drug Giant Merck reported $12B assets it didn't have
Excerpt:
Merck & Co. recorded more than $12
billion in revenue over the past three years
from its pharmacy benefits unit even though
the subsidiary never collected the money.
The news sent its stock down more than
2 percent.
Let me guess: Another speech from President Harken
articulating his outrage
that thing kind of thing is going on in Bill Clinton's America?
Excerpt:
President Bush heatedly defended his decade-old
dealings as an oil company director Monday
amid rising concern about the nation's
business scandals. "Sometimes things aren't exactly
black and white when it comes to accounting
procedures," he said.
Geez, really, Mr Fraudulent?
I thought accounting was about being exact, precise and above
all accurate.
If you want to admit you're dumber than a bag of spolied meat
and you have no clue
what accounting is, I might buy that. But you were on the
auditing committee!
You knew EXACTLY what condition Harken was in when you bailed
out,
and you kept that information to yourself when you had a fudiciary
responsibility
to your stock holders to give them honest and ACCURATE information.
When the B.F.E.E screws you, you lose your life savings
and the press
can't seem to find any wrongdoing with this unelected
serial theif.
I
accidentally cashed out right before my stock crashed!
Subject: Agreeing with Liberals... Hell must have frozen!
Bartcop,
I've been a visitor to your site in the
past, and while my views were received by members
of your forum with less than a friendly
air I decided to keep my visits limited to casual updates.
After the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals handed
down the verdict on the Pledge I had to check in to see
what old Bartcop had to say. Seeing
that 99 of the weasels in the Senate and the President himself made
themselves heard and stated that it was
ridiculous I knew I would find your response to be refreshing.
One thing I did not expect was for me to
agree with you 100%. Please continue to spread the word
about this verdict and the correct, constitutional
ruling handed down by the NCCoA.
(LOL, I never thought I would ever agree with you on anything)
Sean
Sean, thanks, ...I think
For six and a half years, I had a primary foundation of equality
for blacks, gays etc.
Because of the Democratic gelding, pink-tutu response to this
threat, I changed my
primary priority to keeping religious insanity from taking over
our lives.
I even had to straighten out my Paul Begala, which seems to have
worked.
Wish me luck...
But Bart,
everyone knows
there's
just one, true God.
Why do
you always have to rock
the boat
with your atheist nonsense?
Why can't
you play along with the majority?
Why not
do like we do, and join with Dubya
to help
defeat the evil evil-doers?
Today's
bonus page is extra worth-a-click.
(I know you have issues with clicking, but try it - just
this once)
The vulgar Pigboy made an ass of himself again yesterday,
so I called him on it and it makes a fun read.
Plus toons, mail, Pipecover, Boondocks, Howie feedback,
Bush loses a debate with a fish, The Clinton Sex Effect,
Danger! Danger!, a report from the All Star Old-Timer's game,
The return of Jay and Silent Bob! ...and tons more!
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I think maybe someone's been reading bartcop.com
Fatal
Innocence, Ours
by Marc Ash
Excerpt:
The White House has been hijacked.
We have been terrified into supporting
a war-for-profit, because, as
Hermann Goering put it, 'they have told
us we are being attacked.'
Our economy is being bled dry, the constitution
has been shredded
and the only ones profiting are the
Bush gang and their wealthy backers.
I wrote to Marc Ash:
Thanks for having the balls to say what needs to be said.
I'm running it in my Tuesday issue of bartcop.com
I've been screaming the same thing for years.
Glad to see there are those who agree with me.
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1. Desert
Demonstration Gardens
2. Red Rock Canyon
Vermillion Wonderland
3. The Grand Canyon
More than a big whole
4. The
Mirage Volcano and White Tigers
5. The Stratosphere
Tower and it's mile-high roller coaster
6. New
York, New York The greatest city in Las Vegas!
7. The
Fremont Experience brought downtown back to life
8. Star
Trek The Experience, Las Vegas Hilton
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9. Area 51
What the hell did I just see?
I'm no expert, but I don't know of anywhere
else on the planet
you can go and watch things move in the sky
that can't possibly be real.
I'm not saying they're aliens, I'm saying
they have aircraft that can zoom
across the sky and then turn on a f-ing dime.
Besides that, it's very creepy out there,
in the dark, knowing the government is watching
and listenting and tracking you
with Star Trek-looking heat sensors. If there's
nothing at Area 51, why is it
the most secure site in the world?
10. Mandalay Bay
The Sharks! The Sharks!
I haven't seen this myself, because
there were thousands of people in line
the last time we were there. They have
a glass tunnel you walk thru while the
sharks swim all around you! Mandalay
Bay has been a major player in Las Vegas,
hosting big-time boxing matches and
big-time rock concerts. The Mandalay Bay
complex could be the largest of all
the properties, I'm not sure, but wear your most
comfortable shoes in Vegas because it's
so hueueueueuge. Plus, if you've got GOP
the Four Seasons at the top has rooms
for as little as $700 a night.
11. The lakes
and the boating Ain't nothing like it!
I've boated everywhere, and you can't beat the Las Vegas
area.
Instead of muddy lakes, you have water that's clearer than Lake
Concha.
We'll be there in the "off-season." Last time they let
us have a Cadillac ski boat
with a big-ass Johnson for $90 a half day! Few things are as
fun as burning a spliff
while sipping Chinaco Anejo on one of the most
beautiful lakes in the world.
My favorite is Lake Havusu, just south of the damn. It's
located in a canyon!
The water is so cobalt blue,
and those red rocks shoot up into the sky.
Las Vegas is the Entertainment Capitol of the World - no doubt!
More Things
to do in Las Vegas tomorrow...
America the Arrogant
Why
Don't We Listen Anymore?
Excerpt:
"The way things are going, it will soon be the
United States against the world."
That comment, by a top political leader
in Kuala Lumpur, was just one of hundreds
of expressions of a new and disturbing
alienation from America that I heard during
a recent swing through 14 Asian, European
and Latin American capitals...
Of course, anti-Americanism is not new,
but what I found disturbing after 35 years
of visiting these cities was that foreign
leaders who have been longtime friends
of the United States are the ones voicing
dismay."
The B.F.E.E. greed is destroying our reputation worldwide.
JulieFestWest
Party of the Year at The
Rio
Just a reminder: Las Vegas is NOT Coney Island
September 28th - tickets on sale!
A
businessman named George W. Bush
by Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
"The ploy works as follows. Corporate insiders
create a front organization that seems
independent but is under their control.
This front buys some of the firm's assets at
unrealistically high prices, creating a
phantom profit that inflates the stock price,
allowing the executives to cash in their
stock. At Harken, a group of insiders, using
money borrowed from Harken itself, paid
an exorbitant price for a Harken subsidiary,
Aloha Petroleum. That created a $10 million
phantom profit, which hid three-quarters
of the company's losses in 1989."
Y'know, since Bush has never worked a day in his life,
stealing from others is the only job he knows.
The
Black Republican Wises Up and Opts Out
At last, Uncle OJ Watts saw the GOP power brokers' duplicity.
Excerpt:
"That was apparent in how the Republican leadership
used Watts.
He was a good mouthpiece for conservative
causes and a visible symbol of their
supposed commitment to racial inclusion.
But, his position as No. 4 House GOP
leader notwithstanding, how much real power
did he have within his own party?
That is the ultimate dilemma of Watts and
black conservatives. Black voters will continue
to reject their Republican pitch, and the
GOP will continue to reject them as equal partners
in power. Watts realized this, and he did
the only thing he could do: He left."
Milt's
back, and he still has ten fingers!!
Subject: your Myth of Liberal Media Bias
Finally somebody notices!!!!
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"There was no malfeance (sic.), no attempt to hide anything."
Excerpt:
"Who bought the President's shares? How
come George had four SEC violations,
three of them prior to his big sale of
Harken stock, was he practicing?
Feeling out the SEC's tolerance levels?
This is a bone that neither circumstance
nor propriety ought to allow the US media,
nor Congress, nor the Senate let go of.
Lest they want to look as blind to the
corporate malfeasance as the President
and his men are starting to look."
One thing for sure:
The guy who bought the president's shares was NOT the same guy
who
went to Vietnam in George's place when Daddy bought him a spot
in the
completely-full Texas Air National Guard Unit.
They read it in Tirana.
They read it in Nosy Boraha
They read it in Hazel Park, Michigan.
...bartcop.com
Subject: Indian reservations
BC, haven't written to you in awhile. Still reading,
tho.
Anyway, pretend to be a Catholic Priest for a
minute because I have a sin to confess...
If the nuclear waste gets dumped on Indian reservations,
I'm partly to blame.
Because see, I voted Stabenow for Michigan Senate,
which made Spence Abraham
unemployed and hence available for Energy Sec.
I guess it could be worse...
I could be a Missourian, partly to blame for the
retraction of civil rights.
Anyway, keep cool.
-Jen
Have you been to hated.com?
They said nice things about bartcop.com
BC,
Instead of trying to remove "Under God" from the
pledge, we should instead be suing
TO ADD "Under Zues", "Under Baal", "Under Hale-Bopp
Comet" and any hundred of
other Deities on grounds of freedom of religious
worship in separate, multiple lawsuits.
When we run out of historical ones, we can make
a few thousand up,
so the pledge will read for example; "One Nation,
Under Our Lady of the
Worthless Miracle, indivisible, with liberty
and justice for all. . .". etc.
Maybe folks will then realize what an enormous
waste of time the,
"I'm more Christian than you are" game is, and
get back to the
separation of their public and private lives.
There is a reason the founders of our country
referred to "Our Creator"
and not God, Allah, what have you, in the Declaration
of Independence.
In one word. . ."Ashcroft"
-Prodigal Son
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