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Quotes
"The stock market is in such bad shape
it's got nowhere to go
but up."
--Dick Armey, blowing a gasket on "Meet
the Whore"
Have you seen today's Yahoo headlines?
U.S.
Mulls Military's Domestic Role
Tom Ridge says terrorism may force government planners
to consider
using the military for domestic law enforcement, now
largely prohibited by federal law.
This is bad news.
The B.F.E.E. is going to put tanks in the street to "keep
us in line."
G Gordon Liddy screamed "posse comitatus" at Clinton
for nine years, because he said
using our military against us was something up with which he
would not put.
...but he doesn't kind if his boy Bush uses the military against us.
Bush
withholds $34M earmarked for UN family planning efforts
Congress passes $34M bill, Unelected signs it, but
now says "nevermind."
The Bush Family Evil Empire has no use for congress.
Bush decides what's best for us.
Can you feel that steel glove tightening around our necks?
I'm
getting away with it!
The
9-11 plan is working!
They're
all afraid of me!
Who is stonewalling the anthrax investigation?
Excerpt:
Top Democratic Party leaders are aware
that they were targeted for assassination by
a former special forces operative with
close ties to the military and intelligence apparatus,
a man whose identity is known but who for
some reason cannot be arrested. They are told
that the FBI is deliberately stalling the
probe, while the Bush administration pretends that it
has no suspects and little information
about the attacks. Yet the leaders of the official political
opposition say nothing publicly about what
amounts to an attempted political coup d’état,
and a compliant media sustains the cover-up.
I'm so ashamed for our pink tutu Democrats...
They won't even speak up when their lives
are being threatened?
Bart,
stop worrying! Dubya will protect us.
He's
a our friend and more important - he's our president!
We
salute him sharply and you should do the same.
Evidence Against Suspect From 9/11 Is Called Weak
Excerpt:
Government officials say they have no direct
evidence that Mr. Moussaoui had a role in the hijackings.
From the beginning the evidence has been
circumstantial. Now, some government officials, in interviews,
are saying that prosecutors overreached
when they charged that Mr. Moussaoui was a direct participant
with Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda in the
conspiracy to kill thousands of people on Sept. 11.
Another mess from Bush the Idiot.
Why is Moussaoui offering to plead guilty
if the government's case is weak?
They've been calling this guy "the 20th
hijacker" for ten months, but he wasn't?
We get nothing but a yank from this crooked administration.
BC,
I hope you had the tape running today because
I got on in the last half hour.
I was on Rush's show and got in " I really wish
you would stop lying to your ditto monkeys, Pigboy"
before he cut me off. He then called me a long-haired,
dope smoking ... You get the picture.
It had been over a year so I figured pigboy
was due a slam. Hope you got it on tape
because even better than my slam was the pigboy's
response.
Please don't print my e-mail address as I fear
for my life from the dittomonkeys.
Ha, ha.
Bernie
Bernie,
I got mail saying they heard it, but I didn't find your note till Sunday
- sorry.
Sounds like you did good.
From Slate.com
No danger on the Left?
If you don't think there's any danger of
political violence coming from the angry anti-Bush left,
check out this
creepy message-board post on the subject of how to seat Gore (the
"duly-elected President")
in the White House. I'd repeat the money
sentence here but I don't want the Secret Service on my case.
. ...Remember, it only takes a few fringe cases.
...P.S.: The place where this is posted seems
to be a forum for discussing Bartcop.com, which is a site
associated with Media Whores Online.
It doesn't appear to be actually posted on Bartcop.com.
That doesn't change the basic point, which
is that this is how some of the people who read those sites
are thinking these days. [How can you be
so sure Bartcop is associated with Media Whores?--ed.
On the Media Whores site it says "In Association
With Bartcop.com"] 1:45 A.M.
This stupid and illegal post has been up for 18 days and no moderators noticed?
I have never even hinted at causing Bush or Cheney physical
harm,
and now Slate
is telling thousands that this is what bartcop.com and MWO
are about.
We're going to need some changes on the posting boards...
Quotes
"You're like National Geographic.
I don't understand, ...but
I like to learn."
-- a very tolerant Jon Stewart to Ann Coulter,
author of "Slender"
From: Nick, the bartcop.com senior foreign correspondent in the UK
On the US economy, I saw a chart the other
day of the exchange rate between the dollar
and the Euro that makes interesting reading.
When it was created in January 1999, one Euro
was worth $1.14, then thanks to the booming
Clinton economy by December 2000 it had fallen
to be worth about 89 cents. And now...it's
gone right back up again to be worth about $1.01
(and climbing fast). It's good news for
me - the falling dollar means that I'm going to get more
for my money, and the change in the last
couple of weeks has effectively paid for my Bartfest tickets!
Nick
From: Megan Mac
Why must you be so vulgar and rude to these people.
Is that a question?
If you think I'm vulgar and rude now, you should've
seen me in my blue period.
I see that you have opposing views and other thoughts
but why don't you do something productive with
them!
I know!
I could start a web site and catalog these wild rants.
Calling Laura a WHORE?!?!? what is that.
Is that a question?
Webster defines whore this way:
1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : PROSTITUTE;
also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3 : a venal or unscrupulous person
Are you angry with Webster, too?
At least when I began your article I had some
respect but as I read further you lost all your credibility.
Because any person with any intelligence can
get their message across more fluently and more effectively
without using words such as Pig boy, idiot, and
whore.
Laura the Unloved ruins the lives of stupid people for the entertainment
of others.
And when I called her on it, you lost respect for me?
All I am saying is that I am glad that you have
reduced yourself to "middle school" argument tactics...
Name calling. Although this is guaranteed
in your right to free speech... what has anyone gained
from listening to your ranting???? NOTHING!
Some people laugh when they read a comedy site.
What do you do?
I have learned that Laura is a WHORE, Bush is
an idiot and most importantly that you have no decency.
In a nut shell I have learned a whole lot of
nothing! You are wasting precious web space that could be
devoted to more productive things!
I know - I'll stop doing this and cure cancer.
Would that make you happy?
As I have stated before I am sure that you have
heard all of this before...
and I am also sure that you are enjoying this
because you would not have
written such a horrible argument if you did not
want to stir up controversy!
My argument was not "horrible." It was merely plain-spoken.
Laura Schlessinger is a whore, get used to that fact.
Plus, I'm a busy man, and "prostitute" takes too much time to type.
Good day to you...and keep the vulgarity down. please
Thanks for reading bartcop.com instead of the more intelligent sites.
Tiger
tanks
BartCop Hex on his mind all weekend,
pals say.
Tiger Woods' chances of winning golf's Grand
Slam evaporated in a shocking collapse
at the British Open. Woods shot a 10-over
81, his worst round as a professional.
ha ha
Bartcop,
Boy you must have been real pissed at Tiger Woo
after hearing his comments
about the membership policies at Augusta.
He was right there in the middle of the hunt for
the third leg of his grand slam,
playing golf like nobody else on the planet can
do, BUT THEN,
Bartcop lays on an extra heaping of the ole BartCop Hex.
Tiger Woo then goes out and shoots the WORST game
of his professional career,
carding an astounding 81, and placing him way
in the back of the leader board bus.
(Maybe he noticed Rosa Parks on his way to the
back, but it seems doubtful)
Now, seeing that your hexing powers are at a peak
(could it be the corn?), may I suggest
you throw a little extra heavy second helping
of the BC hex to Messrs Bush and Cheney.
Keep Hammering!
Tom Lynch
AKA "The Cranky Fool"
The last time anyone saw Mr. Perfect, he said,
"It's gone. I'm finished. I'm going
home to put some shorts on and a T-shirt and walk outside."
by Wizard of Whimsy
The
Tipping Point
Has the US corporate media finally reached it in regard to
Bush's crimes?
by Tamara Baker
Excerpt:
Krugman brings up the issue of Bush's temerity
in assuming the role of corporate ethics lecturer
-- when in fact Bush's career is based
on exactly the same sort of scummy dealings that marred Enron,
WorldCom and a host of other malefactors
of great wealth. Krugman actually named names such as
"Harken Energy" and "Aloha Petroleum" --
names with which followers of Bush's career are most familiar.
And to show how pervasive the reek of corruption
is in Bush's junta, Krugman even references Dick
Cheney's CEO stint at Halliburton -- a
company which is also under investigation for its conniving,
and Cheney-approved, accounting strategies.
BOOM!
Suddenly, the media -- even the broadcast media -- started paying attention.
Subject: Veterans are angry with Bush
They don't like the fact that the Bush administration
favors deducting disability benefits
from retirement pay. Another
constituency stabbed in the back by the chimp.
Eckhard
Reminder: Joe Conason is daily now at Salon.com
Glacier
Melting in Alaska Increasing
Glacier Melting in Alaska Is Speeding Up
Excerpt:
Alaska's major glaciers are eroding so
rapidly that researchers estimate they are
losing 24 cubic miles of ice each year,
adding to the steady rise in global sea level.
"From the mid-50s to the mid-90s, the glaciers
lost about 13 cubic miles a year," said Anthony
Arendt, first author of the study. "In
the last five years, that rate has almost doubled."
...
"There's
no such thing as global warming!!!
Report that! Write it down - go ahead...
The
scientists are lying, every one of them!!!
They
hate my polluter buddies, is why.
They
hate them because they drill for oil!
How
do we know there won't be more bigger
glazer
ice-thingys this time next year?"
Let's hear it for Marty at...
She just passed 150K hits!
Saturday's
Capital Gang
Selected outtakes from the transcript
Excerpt:
HUNT: Bob, you left "The Wall Street Journal"
40 years ago, so I want to
say it real slow for you so you understand.
The market is collapsing
because they think it's not on the level.
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
O'BEIRNE: (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
SHIELDS: ... a radical idea is to prevent brokerage firms, Bob, from lying to their investors,
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)...
BartFest2002 - Party of the Year
Make your own hotel reservations.
Reminder: Las Vegas is NOT Dallas, Texas.
September
28th - tickets
on sale!
People are coming from as far as Europe to attend BartFest.
.
Things to do in the Vegas area!
30. Grand
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If my driver is a knockout,
I want to try one of those.
Top
Ten Area Tours
Grand Canyon Plane & Land
Grand Canyon Bus (bus flies at
slower speeds)
Grand Canyon Helicopter
Hoover Dam Deluxe
Grand Canyon SUV
Grand Canyon Combo
Grand Canyon Hummer (must be
21)
Deluxe City Tour Red Rock
Hoover Dam "Personal" (must
be 21)
Death Valley
31. Helicopter
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......
click
for details
32. Limo
tour of Las Vegas
What a deal!
For $160,
six people ride this limo up & down Las Vegas Blvd for two hours.
.....
Make them stop!
And that's not all - shades of Sam Kinison,
it includes a full bar!
That's only $13.50
an hour for six people to enjoy fine cocktails
while getting a smooth, luxurious tour of
the most exciting city in the world!!
How do they stay in business?
Click Here to see Bart's Twenty Nine things to do in Vegas!
Click
Here to see Dave's 100 Things to do in Vegas 
The
Rio wants a large check written.
The party's on either way, but we have to know how big a room
to buy.
If we only get sixty people, maybe we'll rent ten limos &
party on the go!
By the way, if that Nevada marijuana initiative passes
in November
(less than three ounces would be legal) I'm moving to Las Vegas.
Random Thought
When John Lindh joined tha Taliban weren't they our allies?
How was he supposed to know bin Laden was planning a sneak attack?
And if he somehow knew, how would he get word to us?
Walk to the 7-11 nearest his cave and dial 1-800-collect?
"Hi, Mom, it's me, calling from a cave in Afghanistan.
get word to the White House that bin
Laden, no, it's b-i-n L-a-d-e-n, ...that's right,
is going to do something with a plane,
but I'm not sure where or when."
Elenore on McLaughlin said that's another reason why this crazy
bastard could never
be allowed to have a public trial, because that would remind
voters that the Taliban were
partners with the B.F.E.E. until the B.F.E.E. got
greedy and wanted everything.
Our friendly government has had to back down on claims that Mohammed
Atta met with Iraqi agents,
they backed off how "airtight" their Moussoui case is, so I'm
wondering if Lindh just got sold down the
river to prop up the Unelected Fraud. Will his lawyers get cushy
jobs with the B.F.E.E. by Christmas?
Quotes
"We’ve thought a lot about questions of freedom
in this country, especially now.
We probably have the most patriotic
flag-burning anyone’s seen. We won the freedom
of speech award last year in
New York for that flag trick. Overwhelmingly our sentiment
is pro-freedom. We are for science,
education and freedom. We are against irrational blind faith.
We are romantically in love with the
idea of having a brain."
-- Penn & Teller (well, Penn, actually) on their
Las Vegas show
...part of the new stuff on The Vegas Report
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