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Quotes
"It bugs me to see Bush, tacking on another
agenda to the war on terrorism
by saying 'Drugs fund terrorism.'
Trust me, ...SUVs fund terrorism."
-- Bill Maher, fired for
telling the truth
OK
Sen Pissquik (R-Caveman) Inhofe Story!!
Major
Ties to Enron and WillCo!
Top
Story on K-Drag GOP TV Monday Night
But, of course, I can't find any mention of it on the www...
Liars,
Morons or Both
by Ted Rall
Excerpt:
"Under normal circumstances, even the suggestion
that a president would deliberately
stand idly by as his citizens were slaughtered
en masse would be appalling. George W. Bush,
however, tells Congress to go to hell whenever
it requests documents or summons his staff
to testify. Such a man is capable of anything.
There's no smoking gun-evidence that Bush was
told about the exact specifics of 9-11-so
far. But it's hard to escape an inevitable, disturbing
conclusion that itself bears consideration:
We are in the hands of liars, morons or both."
...
I
know this Ted Rall fella.
He's
Al Qaeda - I can smell it!
I'll
bet he's bin Laden's top lieutenant.
This
is Field Marshall Ashcroft!
I
need a torture chopper at bartcop.com right now!
These
punks need to know what patriotism feels like.
It
feels like 10,000 volts to the gonads, that's what!
Subject: Bush Failed Presidency Enhances Clinton Legacy
Every day George Bush is frustrated by another
failure.
Contrast his failures with the enormous success
enjoyed by Bill Clinton.
Quite possibly we have gone from the most successful
presidency to the
least successful in just 18 months. Let's look
at the report cards for each.
1. Cultivate and maintain consumer
confidence.
Clinton A Bush
F
2. Cultivate and maintain investors'
confidence.
Clinton A Bush F
3. Attain and Maintain a budget
surplus.
Clinton A Bush F
4. Create jobs.
Clinton A Bush F
5. Anticipate national security threats
and protect America.
Clinton A Bush F
6. Protect our environment.
Clinton A Bush F
Gee, this looks like the same report card that
these guys earned in college.
Clinton was first in his class, and George didn't
do as well.
Greg Whitman
'Paper'
losses, real-world impact
As stocks losses mount - now $8 trillion since
peak
- tough choices face retirees, colleges, and nonprofits.
Excerpts:
Squeeze on schools
There will be some serious cuts in ...
operating expenses this coming year.
Some will need Draconian plans.
Business climate soured
When the market is going down, they become
reluctant to invest in their
own business, including new hires.
(Sidebar: I just heard Rush imitator Glenn Beck say "this was only paper money...")
Retired? Maybe not
"I made arrangements to be comfortable in my
golden years
and markets have betrayed me."
The markets betrayed you?
No, Sir, you were betrayed by
the Bush Family Evil Empire,
the media who lied to elect
him,
insatiable Republican greed
and
the pink tutu Democrats
who kiss Bush's ass.
..
Bart,
please, those are such harsh words!
Dubya's
a good and honest man.
Smart,
too. You just wait and see...
Be
a patriot, Bart. Lie back and take it!
His
past business practices have stripped Bush
of his pretensions to moral leadership
Excerpt:
"Bush still has high job approval ratings in
the 62 percent to 72 percent range because we
have no choice --he's the only president
we've got. But he's getting tiresome. Even his boyish
crinkly-eyed winks at "press conferences"
are becoming annoying. His demands for cleaning up
business are undercut by his own self-serving
behavior 12 years ago. And when asked for details
to clear up doubts about whether he had
insider trading knowledge at Harken Energy Corp. when
he made $850,000 on stock sales, he rebuffs
the request."
Everybody likes prayer in school, right?
Quotes
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight,
he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish! And that one's
a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the
room?
There's one smoking a joint, And another
with spots!
If I had my way, I'd have all of you
shot!
--Field Marshall Ashcroft, fighting terra
Keep
it up, Funny boy.
Your
time is coming...
Subject: Possible Minefields: Pitt's client list
"Below is a list of SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt's
law clients at Fried, Frank, Harris, Shriver & Jacobson.
The list was filed by Pitt with the U.S.
Office of Government Ethics on May 24, 2001.
It contains only clients from whom
he received $5,000 or more since Jan. 1, 1999."
Comment: You will NOT believe how long this list
is.
It goes on longer than the Rodney King beating
...and this is the guy Bush hired to protect investors from the Wall Street jackals?
Excerpts - each phrase is from a different FREEPER poster:
This is
probably the most dangerous period in American history.
This is
frightening on an Orwellian scale.
We are
being sold down the river by republicans,
That was
an asinine thing to say "giving soldiers arrest powers".
America
is dead .... the police state curtains are descending.
...did I mention these are Freepers saying these things?
March along,
single file, "citizen" and be prepared to 'show your papers' as required...
Bush hasn't
a clue. I doubt he has even read the US Constitution
Dubya
can be trusted with these powers, he's our king!
Beware,
that is what Hitler promised his people as he guided their neck into the
noose.
I'd say
many Americans are making the French look bold as of late. It's embarrassing.
This is what the hard right Freepers are saying about theUnelected Fraud!
But Bart,
why can't we just blindly follow?
Why can't
you and the Freepers just bend over like we did?
The only way this could get worse is if Bush had tanks in the street.
Uh-Oh
Alabama Activates Tank Unit
Excerpt:
A day after President Bush's release of
a homeland defense strategy calling for
the possible domestic use of U.S. military
forces, Alabama activated a 300-soldier
Army National Guard tank battalion as part
of a homeland defense force.
In a statement released Wednesday, Alabama
Gov. Don Siegelman said the Ozark,
Ala.-based 1st Battalion, 131st Armor "is
equipped with modern battle tanks, the
M1A1 Abrams" and "will serve in the homeland
defense role within the United States."
Holy Jesus!
...and you still don't own a gun?
Do you realize if Bush goes completely crazy,
it'll be up to me and the Freepers to save you?
Chicken
Fried Stakes at WorldCom
Click
Here
Excerpt:
Before aggrieved Republicans complain again
that linking them to the corporate malefactors is unfair,
they (and everyone else) should read Neil
Weinberg's fascinating Forbes scoop on the WorldCom
implosion. Weinberg reveals that the fraudulent
accounting maneuvers now considered so shocking
by everyone from WorldCom directors to
SEC chairman Harvey Pitt were exposed more than a
year ago in a shareholder lawsuit that
included copious evidence...the judge dismissed the shareholder
lawsuit last March with prejudice, indicating
in his opinion that the plaintiffs had fabricated their
amazing allegations about the company's
chicken-fried books."
Hey, a crooked judge is something every Republican needs
Reminder: Joe Conason is daily now at Salon.com
Quotes
"The Bush administration's post-Sept. 11 anti-terrorism
tactics — secret detentions
of suspects, denial of the right to
trial and now citizen spying — have in common a
lack of faith in democratic institutions
and a free society. If TIPS is ever put into effect,
the first people who should be turned
in as a threat to our way of life are the Justice
Department officials who thought up
this most un-American of programs."
-- The New York Whore Times
Hey, NYWT,
Why are you turning on your boy, after working (and lying) so
hard to get him elected?
Yet Another Pay Raise
Congress again for the fourth year in a
row voted themselves yet another pay raise
just before leaving on a month long vacation.
The rest of the country is in a recession
and the stock market is crashing. Corporate
thieves stealing billions as people's retirements
are being wiped out. Yet Congress feels
they deserve a raise while the nation suffers.
I still believe that the salaries of congress
should be tied to the minimum wage so that those
at the bottom, who also deserve a raise,
can make a living. It seems to me that Congress
voting themselves another big raise ($5000/year)
is fundamentally unfair.
Marc Perkel
marc@perkel.com
No
Confidence;
Bush
Cabal Drives US to the Brink of Collapse
by Al Martin
Excerpt:
Another week has passed, as we inch ever
closer to the economic collapse
of the United States. During this week
we have reached several new important
milestones. Another $750 billion of market
capitalization has been lost, thus
bringing the total loss in market capitalization
(during the eighteen months of
the George Bush II Regime) to $4.75 trillion.
This may be our last chance to party as a free people.
BartFest2002 - Party of the Year
Make your own hotel reservations.
Reminder: Las Vegas is NOT Peachtree Street in Atlanta.
September
28th - tickets
on sale!
People are coming from as far as Europe to attend BartFest.
.
Click Here to see Bart's Thirty two things to do in Vegas!
Click
Here to see Dave's 100 Things to do in Vegas 
The
Rio will demand a large check.
The party's on either way, but we have to know how big a room
to buy.
If we only get sixty people, maybe we'll rent ten limos &
party on the go!
The Bourne Identity
I used to say Matt Damon couldn't act, but then I was impressed
with his work in
The Talented Mr Ripley. Now, he's getting better every
film.
Damon must've spent weeks working on the fighting scenes, they
are the best!
Plus, it has one of the great chase scenes ever put on film.
This film does not insult your intelligence - how rare
is that?
Go see it - be impressed.
Connect
the Dots for a Disturbing Picture
by Todd Gotlin
Excerpt:
There's been a lot of talk recently about
connecting dots--at least when the enemy is terrorism.
Connecting the dots: That's what the FBI,
CIA, NSA and the rest of the so-called intelligence
agencies failed to do before Sept. 11.
Important facts got to somebody's files, but the crucial
work of interpreting them, of connecting
them to other important facts, never happened, and so
the full picture remained hidden. Thanks
to whistle-blowers and belatedly mobilized members
of Congress, the difference between
dots and pictures is now well understood.
Join the BartCop...
Maybe that bit's getting old.
Someone suggested if I calmly and respectfully plant the seed
in the reader's mind
that a few quid each month towards making the hammer higher might
eventually pay off.
Damned if I know how or why, but bartcop.com
has become more than a tequila treehouse.
People are meeting here and a convergence of ideas has happened.
If you enter the MIRC
Chat, almost any time of the day or night, you'll find real people
there.
If you post an idea on The
BartCop Forum, thousands of like-minded people might see
it.
If your letter or your cartoon gets posted on this page,
dozens
might see it.
If you post a death threat to Bush & Cheney, Slate.com
will find it and act like bartcop.com
and MWO is the "Deaththreat Capital of the Internet," the motherless
and clueless whores.
Sidebar:
Click
Here for the ugly angry side rant.
Calmly, ...calmly...
So, ...it was suggested instead of the hard sell, I might mention
that a few pence
would make the Hammer more powerful, and then people like Salon
and Slate
would be afraid to try to stamp us out.
Sidebar:
I'm so old, I remember when Salon &
Slate weren't trying to suppress the left.
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The $17
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That's 54 cents a day.
Is bartcop.com worth 54 cents a day?
I think so, but that's because it takes about 8 hours to produce
an issue.
Smart people could probably do it in 5, but it takes me longer,
I'm Catholic.
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Bush & Ridge, in the name of "stopping terra," have suggested
using the military on us.
Would it hurt to fund those who vigorously oppose ideas like
that?
They read it in Palea Epidavros, where they smoke their hookas.
They read it in Montreux, where Blackmore wrote Smoke on the
Water.
They read it in Odessa, Texas just before buss open from the
heat.
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