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Quotes
"Any fool -- like, oh, say, the president --
who tells you all these problems have been
taken care of with by the Sarbanes
bill should check out the Vinson & Elkins ad. Ashcroft
makes five guys do a perp walk and
thinks we're dumb enough to assume that's the end of
corporate fraud. It is notoriously
difficult to prove fraud and I, for one, am cynical enough
to believe that there is a class of
people in the country called Too Rich to Go to Prison."
--Molly
Ivins, creators.com
What
really happened in Portland?
This is what happened in Portland.
With a selected king instead of a legally-elected president,
lawful assembly and and legal protesting can get you shot with
rubber bullets.
What really happened:
Bartcop,
I can not believe the erroneous reports you are
printing from Portland. A bunch of disgusting
feces-covered student-lunatics were throwing
rocks and bottles towards the president and
shouting things like "You fucking asshole" and
"Give us our marijuana you rightwing shithead."
I was there and it was revolting. They took
turns shitting on the ground and picking it up with
gloves on and throwing it at police officers
and the crowd going in to see president Bush.
Many dropped their pants, stuck out their rears,
farted or crapped on the ground and
then threw rocks and bottles at everybody.
No, it was not a freedom of speech issue.
It was a group of anarchists
and communists stepping on the rights of citizens
to peacefully assemble.
Bonnie B
Bonnie, where are the pictures?
I can't help think Bush's good puppy press wou'ld've plastered those
pictures alllllllllllllllll over the news.
I guarantee Fox Whore News would run them non-stop for a week.
The CIA's Worst-Kept Secret
Newly
Declassified Files Confirm US Collaboration with Nazis
Excerpt:
The CIA reports show that U.S. officials
knew they were subsidizing numerous Third Reich veterans
who had committed horrible crimes against
humanity, but these atrocities were overlooked as the
anti-Communist crusade acquired its own
momentum. For Nazis who would otherwise have been
charged with war crimes, signing on with
American intelligence enabled them to avoid a prison term.
George
W Bush Hates America
By Ted Rall
Excerpt:
...there's been very little serious thinking
since September 11--what did these guys do to
deserve being imprisoned in the first place,
much less indefinitely? They fought for the Taliban.
In Afghanistan. Against the Northern Alliance.
In Afghanistan.
These prisoners--er, detainees--didn't attack
the United States. They didn't even know anyone
who attacked the United States. They're
being held not because of who they are, but because
of what they might do--and because of what
they think.
RB Ham
found something really creepy in the background
Smirk was
using in Waco - the insignia of the Nazi SS.
Subject: An IDEA for you about those wuss Dems
Hey Bartcop,
Saw your comments about the congressman
(Sensenbrenner) asking questions about the Patriot Act, and like you say..
of COURSE he is a Repub because he is fighting
back. A few days ago you had several items in the same issue,
that were basically the same thing.. Repubs
doing the Dems job of speaking out against the Bushies.
This is getting ridiculous.. Dick Armey
and Larry Clayman are the voice of the Democratic party??!!
Good Grief, its embarrassing.. pathetic!
You have repeatedly called the Dems the pink tutu party.
I have to agree with you and have an idea..
Why not have a fundraiser, or a campaign,
to take donations to buy 'Real' pink tutu's
and mail them to each Dem in the Senate!
And you could include a scathing letter
with each one (I would be more than happy to write one for ya).
Or, maybe just send the thing with no letter
at all.. and let them try to figure it out on their own??
Whatdaya think?
Kelley K
Sounds like an excellent idea.
But maybe we could e-mail them this picture instead of buying
and mailing tutus.
We looooove
George W Bush!
True
Believers Seeing What They Want to See
by Ron Garrett
Excerpt:
Todd Beamer said, "God help me. Jesus help
me. Are you ready? Let's roll." But the deified 1st century carpenter
and Galilean lay preacher apparently wasn't
available for the call. Doubtless the radical Islamist with his hands on
the control yoke was simultaneously calling
on Allah and Mohammed.
Todd Beamer,his fellow passengers, and the
hijackers themselves died needlessly because of the ancient superstitions
that convinced a handful of deluded men
to exchange their humanity for the falsehoods of religion. And in the aftermath,
religionists are all seeing confirmation
of their superstition as the one true faith.
Subject: I've lost some credibility...
Excerpt:
I was very disappointed about the story you ran last week that
was supposedly
yanked off ABC news' website about the
summary executions.
While I appreciated your retraction, I had
already sent the story to my Dad, Brother,
& best friend (as you had implored
us to do - thank god I didn't send it to more people.)
How Portland
feels about President AWOL
Quotes
"I'm so proud to be here to embrace his candidacy.
Simon is the right man to keep an eye
on the state budget. It's your money.
And you better have somebody who understands that."
--Dubya, who allowed Enron and
Kenny Boy to steal billions
from California rate payers.
...one more look at that Portland protest...
Quotes
"Speaking of Ashcroft, after spending a year
on the investigation that netted 12 hookers
in New Orleans, he has now announced
that he is going after deadbeat dads, surely a more
socially useful thing to do. But given
his record on tracking down whatever terrorists may be
lurking among us, the single mothers
of the nation shouldn't get their hopes up."
--Molly Ivins, creators.com
It takes
a village idiot
to raze
a country.
Thanks to Dick and Anna
Subject: BartFest
Dear Bartcop,
I am intrigued by Bartfest, but don't have
the funds to support such a trip, yet.
When is the last day I can buy tickets?
You can buy tickets at the last minute at the door, but if a lot of
people do that
we may have space problems. We need to give the Casino some clues as
to
how big a crowd to expect and how many food portions to prepare for.
When will the line up be listed, or has it already been published?
As of this minute, the "line up," consists of just us, which includes
Bart, Christian,
Jim Higdon, Isaac Peterson, Political Strikes's Kevin Cunningham, Voltai
News's Jim,
Gens from the BartCop Forum, Marty from BartCop E!, Mike from Subversivetalk.com
and a whole bunch of people from the East Coast.
But it's possible that I could get an e-mail any minute confirming
the presence of a
very famous person and a hueueueueueuege Democratic hero
who's so big,
I can't believe we might actually make this happen.
Will I be overwhelmed by Las Vegas?
Yes, ...but that's a good thing. Most likely, you'll catch Vegas
Fever and go back every year.
The town itself is unlike any other city on Earth, they have what no
other cities have,
they treat you like royalty and they know how to party.
Exactly what happens at Bartfest?
Sincerely,
Indo
You're asking great questions!
If we land the big stars, it might be quite a bit like JulieFest2002-DC,
but this will be more of
an informal party, instead of an emergency fund-raiser for an angel
with a broken wing. If we land
the big stars, we'll have some speeches (maybe) and a general meet-and-greet
type thing, because
everyone will want a few words with the special guests.
If we're not lucky, then it'll just be a roomful of intelligent
liberals (and myself) which is still a lot of fun
because there will be tequila and music and food and fun, and we'll
haveunspent money in a town where
you can get anything if you have a few dollars.
Also:
Even tho Nevada is poised to legalize marijuana, I strongly
urge those of you driving from places
like Humboldt County not to bring any super-pedigree doobage
with you because,
...wait for it,
...that would be wrong (cough)
Stay tuned, we may unveil the big line up any hour now.
Subject: personal and political
Bart,
I became a bartcop supporter during the 2000 selection.
I didn't want a pink tutu
so began attending my county Democratic
Executive Committee (DEC) in January 2001.
Week after week we worked to indentify candidates
to regain the rights of people not corporations.
Our DEC chair, Mike Scionti, a street-fighting
democrat gave an impassioned speech for democratic
governor candidate Bill McBride on Monday (8/19).
We were to all gather (Saturday 8/24) for
a MEGA-MARCH to precincts.
Mike died of a heart attack on 8/20.
We marched anyway. I went door to door with McBride
literature.
Today the St.Pete Times endorsed
McBride. Last week the Tampa Tribune endorsed McBride.
I know bartcoppers can't be interested in every
state...but Florida, well, Florida is ground-zero.
Bush has been running attack ads against McBride
trying to control the primary.
Bush thinks he can beat Reno...he's afriad of
McBride.
Times Recommends
McBride
for Democrats
Excerpt:
Bush apparently agrees that McBride
would be his most formidable opponent this fall.
The Republicans already have unleashed
statewide attack ads that distort McBride's record
as managing partner of Holland & Knight.
In truth, McBride's record of professional and
civic accomplishment in the private sector
dwarfs that of Bush or anyone else on this year's ballot.
However, this year's gubernatorial
campaign should be about public issues, not personal resumes.
by The Pieman
Subject: McKinney/Majette
First of all McKinney indeed got what she deserved.
She had the backing of muslim radicals like farrakan
and other groups who are enemies of America and
she was getting money from groups who are known
to have ties to terrorism. Bart when did you
become such a radical left-winger who would back someone
who keeps such company? I used to think
you were a reasonable mainstream liberal.
Because she attacks smirk is everything else McKinney
does to be overlooked? Also regarding Denise Majette,
why is it that any black person who diverges
even slightly from a radical left wing viewpoint is an "uncle Tom"
or "Aunt Tomasina" as that individual put it?
Why aren't blacks allowed to think independently and why is it
assumed if they do they are tools of white conservatives?
It seems to me those attitudes on the part of leftists
convey racism. She's not a tool of the
GOP, she's just not the radical type of black Democrat that the PC crowd
will accept and she doesn't carry Cynthia McKinney's
anti-semitic, pro-radical muslim baggage.
I never knew a lot about McKinney.
The day she was defeated, USA Today said she voted against a resolution
condemning Palestinian
suicide bombers, so she loses my support right there (assuming
USA Today can be trusted )
And sure, getting in bed with Farrakhan will make lots of people vote against her.
My butt is sore
Why is my butt sore?
Because I fell out of my La-Z-Boy.
Why did I fall out of my La-Z-Boy?
Because Cokie Roberts, the stupidest prostitute in all of Washington,
said something right.
What did the stupidest prostitute in all of Washington say that
was right?
"If we go to war with Iraq, the price of a
barrel of oil could skyrocket."
THIS is why we're going to war with Iraq - because Bush's oil
companies need more money.
The most crooked and heartless president in American history
has no problem sacrificing a few hundred
(or few thousand) young American lives because he wants more
oil, more power and more money.
Tom Delay and a Mexican Prostitute?
Excerpt:
Newsweek Magazine is reputed to
have in its possession a picture of Delay
locked in a sexual embrace with a Mexican
prostitute), and who is also to
be rumored to have a grown daughter not
by his wife.
Free stickers for all subscribers
and BartFest ticket holders
or with any donation to bartcop.com
Send in your sticker pictures.
Free ticket to BartFest for best real sticker picture.
and
Free ticket to BartFest for best sticker graphic.
NY Radio Station Dumps Shock Jocks
Excerpt:
The popular "Opie and Anthony Show" was
cancelled Thursday after a live
broadcast of a couple having sex inside
St. Patrick's Cathedral as part of a contest.
Rude Rich has been sending me updates on this career-ending stunt,
but since Knuckledrag
doesn't get any non-Nazi syndicated shows, I've never heard the
program. From what I hear,
these guys didn't say "Quack, quack"
every minute, so how good could they have been?
Would you like to honor the coward
who ran on September 11th?
Click on the unelected coward
for details
Celebs hit Vegas both to see and be seen
Excerpt:
Celebrities can jet from Los Angeles to
Las Vegas quicker than they can get
from their Malibu estate to a Hollywood
premiere by limo. Odds are good
on spotting stars at Sin City's hottest
nightclubs every weekend.
Who might you see at a Vegas nightclub?
Bellagio's Light
Tiger Woo , Tony Curtis, Leonardo
DiCaprio, Jeff Gordon, Spiderman,
Angie Harmon, Angie Harmon's injured husband,
Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar,
Sting, Tara Reid, Naomi Watts
Hard Rock's Nobu
Sarah Michelle Geller, Robert Downey Jr.,
Lara Flynn Boyle,
The Palm's Rain
Janet Jackson, Wayne Newton , Tommy Lee,
Tara Reid , David Schwimmer,
The Palm's Ghost Bar
Steven Tyler, Samuel L. Jackson, Heather
Locklear, Don Johnson,
MGM Grand's Studio 54
Gwen Stefani, Kevin Spacey, The Sopranos
cast, Michael Jordan, Kiefer,
Martin Lawrence, De Niro, Demi & Bruce,
Tiger Woo
Yawn...
Koresh's truth be known?
There's nobody on that list I'd walk across the street to see,
(well, ...maybe Angie Harmon)
but I'd fly all the way to Minot, ND to meet our two invited
guests - in a heartbeat.
Let's hope we get some positive news.
Cross your fingers, and don't step on any ladders or walk under any black cats.
Woo Hoo!
Subject: Gilligan In Portland
I am not sure of the exact figure, but the local
media in Portland once said that it costs
over $500,000 a day to pay cops overtime for
these visits by the Unelected Fraud.
So yesterday the police shutdown our freeways
and roped off nine square blocks
of our downtown so that this mother-effer can
raise $1 Million for his political party?
As a Portlander, I feel as though I have been
screwed.
I thought this bozo was supposed to be in Crawford
watching Scooby Doo?
Mike
Mike, it's the pattern.
The B.F.E.E. always make their millions on the backs of the
poor taxpayers.
Prescott Bush started the B.F.E.E. dealing with Hitler during
the war.
Poppy used the bodies of our brave servicemen to get the oil rights
to Bahrain.
Junior raised taxes to build a stadium, then sold out for $15 million.
Cheney used his government contacts to become super-rich.
(We won't mention the $5,000,000,000,000 that's missing from
the Treasury)
Now Junior steals money from the angry (and yoked) American citizens
so he
and his right-wing loonies can plot the theft of the 2004 elections.
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The Bush Doctrine Of Stupidity And Greed
Excerpt:
In the War on Terrorism, front-line firefighters
are shortchanged, homeland
defenses are delayed, the military is given
expensive yet useless weapons,
and the rich are rewarded with huge tax
breaks.
BartFest2002 - Party at the Rio
Make your own hotel reservations.
BartFest tickets will be available until the night of the party.
Update
-
Vegas Fever is getting hotter every day. Ticket sales are good, (except
for California).
The last three ticket buyers came from
Arkansas, New York and, ...what's this? California?
and we're still 33 days away, so we're
going to have the party in the big room.
No news on the special guest stars
yet, but today could be the day, so we're checking the
e-mail every hour. I'm content to let things
happen - yeah, that's the way to make this work.
Check The
Rio web site.
Click on "Hot Deals,"and get a luxury suite for $139
on Fri/Sat and $59
Sun-Thurs.
.
In less than 5 weeks ...isn't
it exciting?
(Oh, God, please don't let me lose my ass
on this!)
September
28th - 
tickets
on sale!
When it gets darker, the colors glow LSD-bright
One last thing?
If you're thinking you'll pass on this Fest
and make the next one, ...that may be a mistake.
Click Here to see Bart's 48 (so far) things to do in Vegas.
Click Here to see Dave's 100 Things to do in Vegas
Talk to me!
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Gambling: The Absolute Minimum
A primer on how to not lose your ass gambling at
the casinos
by George
Backus
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