Quotes

"All I know is 18 months ago we had a surplus."
     -- Hillary, 44th president of the United States (if Bush allows elections)

 Gen. Zinni Says War With Iraq Is Unwise
  One of Bush's top Middle East trouble- shooters warned against war with Iraq,
  saying it would stretch U.S. forces too thin and make unwanted enemies in the volatile region.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Retired Marine Gen. Anthony Zinni, the president's special envoy to the Mideast, made some
 of his strongest comments to date opposing war on Iraq. Speaking in Tallahassee, Zinni said a
 war to bring down Saddam Hussein would have numerous undesirable side effects and should
 be low on the nation's list of foreign policy objectives.
 

 The people don't want war, the military doesn't want war,
 the GOP doesn't want war, our allies don't want war.

 I guess they don't understand the oil business the way the Greedy Pinhead does.

 Partners in Crime?

......

 If not, why would a serious investigation "only help the terrorists?"

 We had a long-ass, eight-year $100M investigation into Clinton's sex life,
 (which was none of our damn business, no matter what Bill Bennett says)
 because they said "The people deserve to know the truth!"

 So why don't we deserve the truth about September 11th?

 Clinton's mistakes were embarrassing.
 Bush's mistakes cost 3000 lives and turned America into a police state.

 How did the truth about September 11th day become "none of our business?"

 If the Democrats did their job, and investigated what caused the attack,
 would they find Bush/Rove/Cheney/Rummy all over that Afghan Pipeline?

 Is that why so many had to die, and why we should remain silent?
 Is that why we no longer have a Constitution, or the right to free speech and assembly?

           "Gas the majority who didn't vote for the Fuhrer."

 True Believers Seeing What They Want to See
    by Ron Garrett

  Click  Here  Now with working link

  Excerpt:
 Todd Beamer said, "God help me. Jesus help me. Are you ready? Let's roll." But the deified 1st century carpenter
 and Galilean lay preacher apparently wasn't available for the call. Doubtless the radical Islamist with his hands on
 the control yoke was simultaneously calling on Allah and Mohammed.

 Todd Beamer, his fellow passengers, and the hijackers themselves died needlessly because of the ancient
 superstitions that convinced a handful of deluded men to exchange their humanity for the falsehoods of religion.
 And in the aftermath, religionists are all seeing confirmation of their superstition as the one true faith.

Stockton, CA doesn't like him any more than Portland

 Confused?
 Having difficulty telling the good guys from the bad guys?
 Use this handy guide to tell the difference between Terrorists and the Bush Administration:

 Mike Malloy can help.

  Click  Here

 Quotes

"And I said, well, we have laws here in America. We've got -- the state of Texas
  has got a law.  I said that there's going to be full recourse to the courts, which there was.
  And the Governor made the decision he made, the Supreme Court made the decision it made,
  and President Fox made the decision he made."
       -- President Pinhead, on why it was important to fish-sleep that Mexican dude

Rare white bear seen in Alaska

"Please don't let Bush kill me."

 Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 When hunting season opens September 1, one special bear will be off limits:
 a rare white-colored black bear that a photographer spotted near Juneau.

Subject: Re: Cynthia McKinney

I have been an avid reader of Bartcop.com for over 7months now.
I do not always agree with you but most of the time I do.
Well, this time I disagree to the 100th power.

Sure Cynthia McKinney had Arab supporters.  None of which were terrorist.
Do you honestly believe that if the media or the white house for that fact knew
that she was receiving money from terrorist, she would be in jail or something
more awful then losing her seat in congress would happen?

Congresswoman McKinney spoke up. She spoke up for what is right.
It's a damn shame when we asked for a leader to be honest, and we finally get one
their ousted, named tarnished and even the whole democratic party turn on her.

For Denise Majette,  Denise is a republican in democrats clothing.
If you watched her being interviewed on BET she did not have a clue.

I would also like to respond to the statement that blacks can't be independent thinkers.
Well, let me just say, we will now, because a bunch of us are voting Independent.

Thank you,
Dekalb 4th, Georgia peach
 

I don't mind McKinney having Arab support.
I mind her voting against a resolution condemning the suicide bombers.
If you think Israel needs more suicide bombings, you're insane.

And who said blacks can't think independently?
If you vote against Democrats, you're voting for Bush.
That's like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

 Quotes

"Nothing Hussein has done has convinced me
  -- I'm confident the Secretary of Defense
  -- that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction,
 is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is
 -- will honor the people
 -- the Iraqi people of all stripes, will
 -- values human life.
 He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration."
       --Way, way, waaaaaaaay too stupid to be President, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 16, 2002

Mail Bag

Hey Bart,

Been reading some of your stuff, I like most of it.
Here's $25 for the Julie Tape.

Charlie
 

Charlie, it's already in the mail.
And thanks for helping Julie.

  Click  Here

    Excerpt:

 "We did not know about the anthrax attacks. Period!" said Gordon Johndroe, a White House spokesman.

   Johndroe said he did not know why staffers were given Cipro but guessed it was "a precautionary measure

   in the early hours of Sept. 11 before the situation could be fully assessed."

  Bullshit.

  These people all need to be put under oath and threatened with death in prison, just like
  they did for the super-important Clinton investigations, and see who wants to make a deal.
  Don't shove some low-level donkey in front of a camera to say, "Maybe this was the reason..."

 As far as I'm concerned, that means Bush knew what was coming.
 How does it NOT mean that?

 You don't accidentally take Cipro when planes hit the WTC.
 The only way that makes sense is if they knew in advance.
 How did Bush & Cheney know the anthrax was coming?
 Was the anthrax in the copies of the script Bush & Cheney got?
 Was Atta supposed to wait, and decided to strike early, instead?

 Too bad we don't have a free press or an opposition party to the B.F.E.E. illegal takeover.

 All we have are under-funded web sites that can't get noticed.

   Quotes

"Bush went to Oregon today with the message, 'Only you can prevent trees.'
  After surveying the damage from some of Oregon's wildfires the president gave
  a speech blaming the fires on the government's forest policy and on conservationist
  lawsuits. His answer - the Healthy Forest Initiative.   Critics say it's nothing more than
  putting the logging industry in charge of the nation's forests. Hey, it worked when he
  put his friends at Enron in charge of the nation's energy policy, didn't it?"
     --James Carville, Crossfire, 08/22/02

 Quotes

"Kids don't count, women don't count with Jeb Bush.
  The true radical, right wing Jeb Bush has taken over
  the body of the Jeb Bush he sold us in 1998."
       --Barbara DeVane, heading up Florida's "We All Count.".

"We Are Not The Enemy!"
  The Battle of Portland
        by William Rivers Pitt

   Click  Here  for the superior Liberal Slant link.

   Click  Here  for the inferior, permanent link

  Excerpt:
 The image is chilling. A middle-aged woman, plainly dressed, with a puff of auburn hair,
 is clutched in a hammer-lock by a Portland police officer dressed in full riot gear.
 His riot baton is jammed high under her chin. Around her, three more armor-clad police
 officers swarm in, face-masks down. The woman's face is contorted in terror.
 In her hand is a sign protesting George W. Bush.

 Aides: Iraq is Bush's decision, not Congress'

  Click  Here
 

 Well, sure.
 Bush makes ALL the decisions for us these days.

 The voters no longer have a voice in the direction this country goes.
 Congress has no say in what Bush does with our money and the lives of our fighting men.
 The press refuses to criticize Bush, even as old women are beaten and gassed for protesting.
 The Democrats have all gone AWOL, refusing to report for duty.
 Our only hope is the Republicans, the Freepers, Larry Klayman and the NRA.

 It's a sad fucking situation.

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 Quotes

"California is holding election for governor, but you won't see Bill Simon at this rally. Perhaps that's
  because Mr. Bush's stump speech includes a slap at corporate greed and fraud. And a jury hit the
  Simon family's investment firm with a $78 million judgment in a fraud case. Oops! So the president
  and Simon are only doing low-key fund-raisers like this one, instead of big public rallies and hoping
  the rest of us won't notice how awkward it is. Sorry, Mr. President. We noticed. It's kind of like
  air brushing people out, that old Soviet thing."
      --James Carville, Crossfire, 08/23/02

 Crossfire E-mail

 "I agree with President Bush, and I promise to exercise for an hour every day.
   In return, will he promise to sit down with a vocabulary book for one hour every day?"
        --Dorothy  08/23/02

 "I'm a huge fan of the "Opie & Anthony Show" and Crossfire.
  There's nothing that I have heard on either show that offends me as much as FOX News."
            -- Ryan  08/23/02

Subject: The Price of Pink Tutus

Bart,

The Price of Pink Tutus might be a thoughtful consideration of what the pink tutu democrats are costing the people of this country in terms of rights we have lost. This email is, however, literally about the price of pink tutus. At least at tutu.com

A reader's suggestion that pink tutus be bought and sent to congressional democrats.  The lowest price of a pink tutu,
practice quality only and without a panty, is $120.00! Koresh!  Perhaps, more to the point would be the tutu.com
offer to do Tutu Refrubishing Services, that begins at only $75.00 per tutu.

Perhaps we should send email, on behalf of the PTD (Pink Tutu Democrats) to tutu.com to ask about refurbishing pink tutus.
Quoting from tutu.com,

"Send us your old, worn, tired, or just plain ugly tutus. We will make them look as close to "new."
  Send it to us, we can (usually) make it over into a truly beautiful costume. Have a plain, undecorated tutu?
  We can embellish or design for you. Prices begin at $75.00. "

No matter how you figure it, the Price of Pink Tutus is way high.

Withheld
 

Hey, those guys stole my pink tutu graphic!

 BartFest2002 - Party at the Rio

 Make your own hotel reservations.

 BartFest tickets will be available until the night of the party.

 Update - Vegas Fever is getting hotter every day.
 No news on the special guest stars yet, but today could be the day, so we're checking the
 e-mail every hour.   I'm content to let things happen - yeah, that's the way to make this work.

 Check The Rio web site.
 Click on "Hot Deals,"and get a luxury suite for $139 on Fri/Sat and $59 Sun-Thurs.

.

In less than 5 weeks ...isn't it exciting?
 (Oh, God, please don't let me lose my ass on this!)
 

 September 28th -  tickets on sale!

 
 If you're thinking you'll pass on this Fest and make the next one, ...that may be a mistake.
 Legend has it the bart only leaves of his cave twice.
 Besides, if you don't come, the terrorists win, and we can't have that.
 

 Click  Here  to see Bart's 48 (so far) things to do in Vegas.

 Click  Here  to see Dave's 100 Things to do in Vegas

 Talk to me!

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 Casino Gambling: The Absolute Minimum
   A primer on how to not lose your ass gambling at the casinos
    by  George Backus

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 Click  Here  for Installment Two

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 Quotes

"Last week a couple were arrested for having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral
  Now this week they were transferred to another parish."
       --Dave

 Cross your fingers - we have to know something this week...

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