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Quotes
"The precedent of our acting alone (on Iraq)
might someday
come back to haunt us in something
somebody else does."
-- Big Dog on Dave
John Major has said what nobody wanted to hear: That we
will use nuclear bombs
to murder tens of thousands of innocent people so Bush
can steal that Iraqi oil.
They say Major was given a seat in The Carlyle Group.
I have no doubt Tony Blair will also be rewarded.
Major and Blair will likely make hundreds of millions of dollars
from the proceeds of the eventual B.F.E.E. world takeover.
Gulf War General: Iraq Invasion 'Totally Unjustified'
Excerpt:
The officer who commanded the British 7th
Armored Brigade in the Gulf War
has revealed that he is strongly opposed
to a military invasion of Iraq.
Maj Gen Patrick Cordingley, who commanded
the renowned Desert Rats in 1991,
believes that Iraq poses no imminent threat
to Britain or its interests and that
"the case for war has not yet been made
by the politicians".
Subject: What to do about the bully
Bart,
It occurred to me last night the message
our fearless leader is sending to our children:
You know who the bully at school is.
You know he's picked on other kids.
You know he's mean. You know he's
gonna get some other kid, or maybe even you..
.......therefore the answer is simple...shoot him.
Bryan
Yes, our children is learning that from Dimmest Son
Same goes for your neighbor. If he buys a gun that could
be used on you,
better murder him first before he has a chance to kill one of
your kids, right?
Quotes
"War talk "has more to do with politics, because
I think
they were very, very anxious to change
the subject away
from the economy and the corporate
... scandals."
-- former Clinton spokesman
Joe Lockhart to CNN
Earth
to Nader: What planet are you on?
How can he think a Gore presidency would be just like Bush's?
Excerpt:
The latest: to run his misnamed Healthy
Forests Initiative -- whose real purpose, naturally, is to
cut down old-growth trees in the
national forests -- Bush has named a man who questions even
the existence of ecosystems, as if that
were a whimsical option, like believing in the Tooth Fairy or not.
It would be amusing to hear why Nader thinks
Gore would have done the same.
And now the Washington Post, in an important
piece of enterprise journalism, reports that the Bush
administration is quietly purging the little-known
but crucial advisory bodies that counsel federal
scientific agencies. Experts in the various
fields are being replaced by conservative ideologues
or by industry representatives with a stake
in the outcome.
Excerpt:
A dangerous cabal around George Bush, ignorant
of world affairs and contemptuous
of Europe, is threatening to destroy the
world order, Lady Williams, the Liberal
Democrat leader in the Lords, warned yesterday.
Known as she is for her close connections
with the US, her remarks underline the gap
growing between the Bush administration
and mainstream European politicians.
Subject: Which is worse?
Hey Bart,
I have to admit hardly a week goes by here
in Texas that a pro or college football player
isn't arrested, indicted, or convicted
of varying degrees of felonies and misdemeanors.
But in Oklahoma they turn into republican politicians, ... so which is worse?
Joe C
Nothing's worse than an Oklahoma football player turned GOP whore.
In Oklahoma, football even trumps racism.
Uncle OJ Watts could've had the governor's daughter on the front
lawn.
Football means more than God here - more than anything.
If you can throw or catch a pigskin, they reward you for life,
letting you make
decisions for others no matter how stupid or religiously insane
you are.
Quotes
"The point is that because they couldn’t win
the argument fair and square, they had to cheat.
The Bushes had to cheat. And I’m looking
for George Bush, Junior, to try to cheat again.
I think that’s what he’s doing now
with his satellite pictures of the Iraqis trying to rebuild
their nuclear weapons program."
--
John MacArthur, the publisher of “Harper’s” magazine on 'Donahue'
Subject: Some Nader Monkey
Mail
(His title, not mine)
Which is worse - Fox News & Jack Welch
prematurely calling the election for W. and suppressing
the fact the Gore actually won the election
or the Florida voters who voted for Ralph Nader?
I'd vote for the corporate media conglomerates.
I'll agree with that. The good puppy press
did more damage than Nader.
It seems to me that you're blaming Nader
just as the Republicans
try to blame Clinton for everything that
goes wrong.
I believe your analogy has the following
flaw:
If Clinton was guilty of everything they
accused him of,
if Clinton readily admitted every charge
was true,
if Clinton went from camera to camera laughing
and PROMISING to repeat
his behavior and give Bush another four
unearned years in charge of Planet Earth,
then I'd say the two situations were quite
a bit alike.
A lot of factors went into Gore's loss -
his worse-than-bad campaign, the press bias,
people like Russert, Scheiffer and Cokie
Roberts telling hundreds of Gore lies,
the unwillingness of the Democrats to fight,
Toricelli and Daley and others calling for
Gore to concede, but - Nader knew he had
zero chance of winning, he knew that
for a fact, and his actions pushed
Bush into the White House.
I've said before that I could make peace
with the Greens if they would stop cackling
like The Joker and stop promising to do
in 2004 what they did in 2000.
Their Jihad against the Democrats only helps Bush.
I'm not saying the Greens don't have valid
issues, I'm saying so far, there's been
no spokesman for the Greens that America
would come close to trusting.
How can you be proud of the Democrats who
are terrified to speak out
because they might suffer a right-wing
attack and the same fate as Cynthia McKinney?
I am not proud of the Democrats.
I've been calling them scared bunnies and pink tutus for years.
But they're the only party who can defeat
the B.F.E.E. - if they're willing to fight.
Nader will never, repeat never be president
- no matter what, but he can tilt a close race
to the Republicans, and he wants to do
it again.
Or are they afraid of losing some of their
corporate sponsors?
-Kent Bye.
I cannot explain their fear - it makes no
sense.
The Democrats can't seem to remember we
won the popular vote.
PS - Have fun at BartFest. I'll be in DC protesting the policies of the IMF & World Bank.
Kent Bye is the extremely talented cameraman/director/editor of the JulieFest video.
Notice anything unusual?
Monkeyboy
is trying to read upside-down.
He only
looks at pictures,
so it doesn't
matter much...
From: DeSelms
Subject: Bush administration ordered FBI off bin Laden's trail
Shielding the Saudi royal family and their friends
from bad press is a veritable presidential tradition,
as Greg Palast learned when he launched an investigation
into why the FBI took its agents off the trail
of bin Laden family members residing in the United
States.
Drawing on information he uncovered in classified
FBI documents, Palast reported that bin Laden's brother,
Abdullah bin Laden, who lived in Washington,
D.C., was a suspect in terrorist activities as long ago as 1996
but high-up intelligence officials pressured
the FBI to discontinue its surveillance. "There were always constraints
on investigating the Saudis," an intelligence
source told Palast, who broke the story just two months after Sept. 11.
Those restrictions were tightened considerably
when George W. Bush took office.
Both the Bush and the bin Laden families have
significant holdings in The Carlyle Group, the enormous private
investment firm that has grown bloated off government
defense contracts. It seems the U.S. government is more
in the business of protecting the Saudis and
its own oil interests than of finding the perpetrators of Sept. 11.
Change is in the wind, however; recent public
opinion polls show that Americans are growing increasingly
disenchanted with Saudi policy -- and perhaps,
by extension, Bush's financial ties to the royal family.
Sources: Greg Palast and David Pallister, The
Guardian, Nov. 7, 2001;
Rashmee Z. Ahmed, Times of India, Nov. 8, 2001;
Amanda Luker, Pulse, Jan. 16, 2002.
People think since Bush is honest because he's the stupidest president
in history
Thinking like that could cost us what's left of The Constitution.
Subject: Can The Fragile American Economy Withstand This War?
Can the fragile American economy withstand
a sharp rise in oil prices, another decline in air travel,
a bulging federal deficit, a drop in consumer
confidence and other negative economic effects that
can be expected from a major war in the
Middle East? And what would an invasion mean for an
even more fragile world economy and for
those emerging markets that depend on selling their
exports to the United States and that are
vulnerable to rising oil prices?
Bonnie
U.S. Top 10 most censored stories in of 2002:
No. 1: The corporate takeover of the airwaves
No. 2: GATS' for-profit model threatens to gobble up world's water
No. 3: U.S. policy funds human-rights abuses in Colombia
No. 4: Bush administration ordered FBI off bin Laden's trail
No. 5: The destruction of Iraq's water supply
No. 6: Renewed threat of nuclear war
No. 7: Public schools become guinea pigs for HMO model
No. 8: NAFTA impoverishes small family farmers
No. 9: Housing crisis in the United States
No. 10: CIA spooks destabilize Macedonia
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Jay
Mewes Has Been Missing for 10 Months
Starred in Jay & Silent Bob movies
Excerpt:
Where is Jason Mewes? His spokesman told
this column ''we are naturally very worried
about Jason and only hope he is alive and
has found the help and treatment he needs.''
Mewes is still a fugitive from justice
and has not been spotted in nearly 10 months.
Close friends suspect Mewes is either dead
or hiding overseas--in a country
without a U.S. extradition treaty agreement.
Quotes
"A civilian gang of thieving lobbyists for
the military industrial complex is running the White House.
If to be against them is considered
unpatriotic -- Hell, then call me a traitor."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, ABC Radio Network...
I bought new shoes!
I got me some bad-ass walking shoes to wear in Nevada.
Trust me, they'll walk you to death in that town.
When we meet, be sure and ask to see my shoes!
Subject: why the secrecy?
BC,
Remember before 9/11, we were trying to figure
out what it was that Bush was trying to hide
by refusing to release Reagan's papers,
in addition to all the other secretive machinations that
the administration put into place almost as soon
as he took office?
You've often said that they were trying to cover up Poppy's crimes.
But what if they weren't? What if they were merely
trying to set a precedent? What if they were
establishing a record of secretiveness in an
effort to substantially raise the bar on what would be
released and what wouldn't, all in preparation
for an event that had not yet happened?
Because their actions in the first months of Bush's
presidency certainly did set the precedent that is
being fully exercised today. They won't release
this, they won't talk about that, the transcripts of the
Flight 93 black box are being kept secret for
no apparent reason (except that the last 3 minutes are
missing), they won't say how detailed was their
information prior to 9/11.
The precedent was set. The press got used it. And then...
Jeff Crook
Jeff, good point.
Maybe the crimes of the 80s pale in comparison to the crimes of 2000
plus.
Maybe they set that precendent so they could hide their 9-11 crimes.
Woo Hoo!
Quotes
"There's the rule that we don't attack other
countries. We're not the Japanese.
We're not into surprising other countries...I
think if you get into this situation of
fighting other countries just 'cause
they have the wrong weapon or you don't like their face,
then you're going to have a world that
is going to be warlike forever. That's what I think.
--Chris Matthews, ...like
anyone cares what he thinks
Hey, Chris!
Bush is your boy.
You worked long and hard to get him where
he is.
You composed lie after lie about Al Gore
in 2000, and laughed while you did it.
You obsessed over Clinton's cock for half
a decade, and laughed about that.
You're not a news man any more, or even
a pundit - you're a whore,
making more for slamming Democrats than
you could make reporting the facts.
Since 1995 or so, you've been a Captain
in the Pig Army.
Cap'n Matthews
reporting, Sir!
The Bush Family has been buttering your
bread for seven years, Chris.
Show your boy a little loyalty, you back-stabbing
slug.
Winners
Conan was a great host. Only Jon Stewart does it
better.
Best Drama: West Wing With no Sopranos
last year, their only competition was C.S.I.
Best Comedy: Friends Well deserved. They had a great year and Frasier went to hell.
Best Variety/Comedy: Dave Well deserved. Daily Show may be better, but Dave's still great.
Miniseries: Band of Brothers Didn't see it - who has ten weeks of free time?
Actor, Drama Series: Michael Chiklis "The Shield,"
Great character, a lot like Tony Soprano.
Vic only murders when he has to, otherwise he's a pretty nice
guy.
Sidebar:
Sources tell me had he won, my good friend Martin Sheen was going
to mention
bartcop.com as the inspiration that
keeps him going in these terrible Bush years.
Actress, Drama Series: Allison Janney "The West Wing," Leo and Mrs Bartlet also won.
Actress, Comedy Series: Jennifer Aniston, "Friends,"
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