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Quotes
"It's obvious Maureen Dowd hasn't gotten over
her breakup with Michael Douglas
who she thinks is a real American president
but he didn't do anything but utter the
words written for him by Aaron Sorkin
and stand where someone director told him
to stand and have his hair coifed by
somebody who knew what to do, and then he
blew it by running off with Catherine
Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch.
All she's got now is bourbon for mouthwash,
and it's showing on her columns."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, pretending
that Bush writes his own speeches
The Anti-Porn Guy
I'm
a sick bastard.
I
need to get laid soooo bad...
Excerpt:
"...ban pornography with a 10-year prison
term... with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex
and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. ...ban
birth control with prison (and fines) for violating this ban.
...ban interracial marriage. While I am
not racist, I believe that God intends people to marry
within their own race. Any and all interracial
marriages currently licensed should immediately be annulled,
with any children born to said couple,
allowed only to marry with other children of interracial couples.
Affirmative Action is racist against white
people and ought to be abolished.
It gets worse.
He proposes no medical care for prisoners. Hitler was more humane
than that.
He proposes a national dress code, banning all jeans, with prison
for "offenders."
He favors a prohibition of alcohol - which is going too far!
And before you laugh and call this guy "some
racist, religious nut,"
remember we have one of those in charge of our national police
force
and another, extra-stupid one in charge of our military.
Monkey in a man suit
Subject: "Clinton's N. Korean Nukes"
Hi,
I saw on the Oct 19-20 Bartcop edition that someone
wrote in asking Bart to comment on Bill Clinton
supplying N. Korea with nuclear reactor equipment.
The questioner implies that Bush is now dealing solely
with Clinton's mess regarding Korea. Bart's
answer overlooked Bush's own involvement in the situation.
Here is a BBC News article from last April, explaining
how Bush released funding that the US had been
withholding to N. Korea's nuclear program:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1908571.stm
Specifically, the article mentions that this funding
was conditional upon N. Korea allowing inspectors in
to verify that no weapons were being developed.
Here is a rather relevant quote:
"In releasing the funding, George W Bush waived
the Framework's requirement that North Korea
allow inspectors to ensure it has not hidden
away any weapons-grade plutonium from the original reactors.
President Bush argued that the decision was "vital
to the national security interests of the United States"."
I find it hard to pin this entire problem on
Bill Clinton, but maybe that's just me.
Skippy X
Quotes
“North Korea has some explaining to do.”
--Colin Powell
No, the Unelected Idiot has some explaining to do
John McCain on SNL
I just saw pieces of this, but one skit I caught had McCain saying
he would stay out of show business
(since he didn't know anything about it) if Barbara Streisand
would stay out of politics for the same reason.
If you're wondering why McCain would go after Barbara Streisand,
it's because traditional targets like
Daschle and Gephardt have joined Bush's Holy Oil Jihad, so Streisand
has become, be default,
a leader in the Democratic Party and has to suffer the attacks
of the Nazi right.
That's some sad shit, when Hollywood has to stand up because the Democrats are scared
But
Bart, fighting is wrong.
Bush
is our best president, ever.
We
must do as we're told.
Sniper News
"To the person who left us a message at the
Ponderosa (restaurant) last night,
you gave us a telephone number. We
do want to talk to you, call us at the number you provided."
-- Police Chief Charles Moose
Does this make sense?
Call us at the number you provided?
I was watching the world series game last
night, and Fox was doing a pretty
decent job of covering the game.
(Granted, most of my TV sports exposure is NBC
coverage of the Olympics, so my expectations
are abyssmally low.)
But they were doing the usual job of panning
the stands for celebrities. Various
stars of various Fox programs *just happened*
to be at the game, along with the
usual assortment of movie stars and washed
up baseball players.
They panned along the suite boxes, and spotted
Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, and
marved at the fact that such a rich and
famous fellow was at the game. That Disney
owns the Angels seemed to escape them.
They didn't say a word about the fellow
sitting next to Eisner.
That was Governor Grey Davis. The governor
of the host state for the World Series.
Not one word. They didn't even acknowledge
his existance.
The did that because Davis is a Democrat.
And Fox are lying, dishonest, cowardly
right wing chickenshits.
Zepp
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Quotes
"McBride, the Democratic nominee for governor,
was endorsed by the St. Petersburg Times,
the Tallahassee Democrat and The Daytona
Beach News-Journal. He earlier received the
endorsement of The Daily Commercial
of Leesburg, his native city.
Bush received the endorsement of the
Stuart News. "
--The Associated Press
A random telephone survey of 1,048 likely Minnesota voters
found
47 percent supported Wellstone, while 41 percent favored Coleman,
in a race that could determine control of the Senate.
Ads
Renew 'Ex-Gay' Debate
Rights Groups Oppose Ministry to Change Orientation
Excerpt:
The last time John Paulk came to Washington,
he admits, it ended very badly.
Paulk had been the most famous success story
of the Christian ex-gay movement,
which seeks to persuade gay men and lesbians
to accept Jesus and renounce homosexuality.
He had appeared on "60 Minutes," "Oprah"
and the cover of Newsweek.
But on Sept. 19, 2000, he was spotted and
photographed at a gay bar near Dupont Circle
-- proof, according to his opponents in
America's culture wars, that at least part of his vaunted
conversion was phony. In the ensuing scandal,
he was forced to resign as chairman of the
largest ex-gay ministry, Exodus International.
Smith said Paulk "deserves some credit for
gumption" in publicizing his return to Washington,
"but there isn't a gay person in America
who doesn't know why he was in that bar."
God
is an agnostic
by Carla Binion
God is an agnostic.
She doesn't have a name.
She's bandied like a pawn
In a believers' game.
She didn't cause AIDS
Or the San Francisco quake.
She's no excuse for holy wars
Or preachers on the take.
No one religion owns her.
Her gender's not confined.
She's no tool for ideologues
Who have an ax to grind.
Somewhere in the universe,
Among the swirls and stars,
A planet's oceans, land and air
Bear injuries and scars.
Its inhabitants cry out to God
To justify and blame.
But God is an agnostic
In a scapegoat game.
More Tears
I'm hearing some sad Ozzy news.
Rumor has it they're holding back this season's "The Osbournes"
because
they don't want to show the co-star slowly diminishing before
the cameras.
Some say Sharon's cancer treatments aren't going well and they
don't want
to start a season they can't finish. The Osbournes have recently
signed a
two-year deal with MTV for a reported $20 million.
It was 60 years ago today
..
If you only click now and then - this is the time.
..................................
Prescott Bush
...and his partner
Hitler's Angel
Nazi banker
Founder of the BFEE
Founder of the Third Reich
Click Here to see what Prescott Bush did 60 years ago today.
Quotes
"The Sept. 11 attacks which took 2,800 lives
here followed some dealings the
Bush administration had with the Taliban.
There was a report that we gave
the Taliban $43 million. Why? Did Bush
do something behind the scenes to
provoke the attacks? We can only speculate,
but it would not surprise us."
--Bruce Ticker
Getting
cold where you live?
Consider
a "What did Bush know?" sweatshirt
click to order
There's a Halloween Party at Shelley's house in Kansas City Oct 26.
Wear a costume.
Weekend Sports Round Up
#2 Oklahoma beat #4 Iowa State by 46 points (Miami, your time
is gonna come)
God continues to smile on undefeated Notre Dame
After 41 years, Oklahoma State beat Nebraska.
That's so long ago, I might've been Catholic the last time OSU
beat them.
The St Louis Rams won - they can make the playoffs if they win
out.
The Intelligencia-California World Series is tied 1-1
...and the Dallas Cowboys lost, and that's all that counts, so it was a good weekend.
Hey, BC,
Remember the anthrax killer that murdered
5 people, injured 18, tried to
assassinate leading Democrats, and is widely
rumored to be a US goverment employee?
Whatever happened to that story?
Whatever happened to the hunt for the murderer?
The serial killer who terrorized America
is still among us, still somebody's next-door neighbor, but nobody cares.
(Now we're supposed to be terrorized instead
by a new serial killer
who is widely rumored to be a US government
employee.)
Brad
Good question.
Bush said his number one priority was protecting the homeland.
Yet, we've suffered our worst attack in history and Bush goes
on another vacation..
..but it's not Bush's fault.
Bush swears to hunt bin Laden down and his approval goes to 90
percent.
Then the anthrax killer hits, and a year later the Bush Administration
has nothing.
...but it's not Bush fault.
He can't find bin Laden, so he changes the subject to Iraq.
He's hot for a war on Iraq and we've lost our civil liberties,
yet many
Americans say Bush is doing "a good job" handling the war on
terror.
He's screwed the Clinton Miracle to hell and millions lost their life savings
...yet he's not accountable for that, either.
Can anybody tell me one concrete, positive thing Bush has done?
As he has done his whole life, Bush gets an "A" for being a walking
hand-job.
The Fear Factor
Quotes
''She (Jeb Bush's daughter) deserves love,
compassion and treatment but then your son
and daughter deserve the same love,
compassion and treatment. Caught with illegal drugs
a third time, the president's niece
got a 10-day jail term. Most people who are arrested
are white, most who go to prison are
black. Racism is alive and well in the United States."
--Rev.
Jesse Jackson
I’m
Going to be George Dumbya Bush for Halloween
by Smoked em Out.. And Left em Runnin
I have my costume ALL ready to go !
A nice big, empty suit, with a sleeve going
up my back
so my puppeteers have full control over
my movements.
No trick or treat bag, because my RepubliKan financiers just stuff their ca$h up my ass.
For realism and appropriate horror, I'm
going to eat the biggest fucking pretzel I can find,
fall over like a wooden Indian, and crack
my eye on the coffee table.
With my eyeball hanging half out of it's
socket and a disgustingly accurate smirk on my face,
I’ll slink up to each house looking like
a cross between 'The Missing Link' and 'The cat that ate the canary.'
I'm going to massacre the English language at every doorbell I ring.
If they don't give me a trick or a treat,
I’ll make a pre-emptive
strike on their house with Ariel Sharon's
Bulldozer Corps.
Then I’ll go to Camp David, play a video game or two, and take a nice 12-hour nappy.
Dueling Quotes
"I find bringing the country to the brink of
war unilaterally five weeks
before an election questionable and
very frightening."
--Barbra Streisand
"Once again, Barbra Streisand has opened her
alligator-sized mouth
before her humming-bird brain has a
chance to catch up. Ms. Streisand
does not speak for me or many other
folks in this business."
--actor R. Lee Ermy to the Sunday Telegraph
Who?
Take my day job - please!
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