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"For all the commentary about how much George
W. Bush has grown in office,
there is still reason to worry about
how well he understands geopolitics and how
clearly he thinks when he is momentarily
untethered from the adults around him."
--Robert Kuttner, A Time for Dissent, prospect.org - daring to speak
the truth
Is
Big Oil lubricating the war drive?
by Jeremy Rifkin
Excerpt:
In Europe, most people believe that the
U.S. is planning to invade Iraq to secure its oil fields.
So, while most Americans think that we are
planning an attack on Iraq to save the world from
a madman, most Europeans think that Bush
is the madman, with the evil intention of grabbing a
foothold in the oil-rich Middle East to
extend the "American empire." And the media on both
sides of the pond are pandering to the
political sensibilities of their respective regions.
Dueling Quotes
"They caused it themselves."
--Dick Cheney, greedy oil man lying bastard,
blaming California for the Enron-engineered,
White House-blessed power crunch,
back in March 2001, according to AP.
"I did it because I was trying to maximize
profit for Enron."
-- Enron's Timothy Belden, while pleading guilty to price gouging
during the crunch
"Dick Cheney owes California an apology."
--Editorial, An apology is certainly
due, staronline.com
Subject: proofreading
You wrote:
>"Nothing will stop the crooked and greedy Oil Administration from earning."
Surely you meant stealing.
But seriously, I'm a newspaper copy editor.
I usually work 4-midnight or 5-1 and get up around noon.
I'd volunteer my services if you'd like
an eye to read your copy before it's posted and it fits into our schedules.
pd
PD, sometimes a "mistake" is not a mistake.
"Earning" is what the Sopranos call financially raping some little
guy to death.
It's what the B.F.E.E. does best.
That's why they deal in life's necessities, like oil, gold, the
military and fresh water rights.
As far as a friend proofreading, it's just not possible.
Sometimes I publish at midnight, sometimes at noon.
I can't wait a few hours for a proofreader to wake up or come
home.
...but thanks for the offer.
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"If the U.S. government were held to the FBI's
official definition of terrorism
("the unlawful use of force or violence
against persons or property to intimidate
or coerce a government, the civilian
population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance
of political or social objectives"),
their list of victims since WWII alone would include:
Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Nicaragua,
El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala, Panama,
Mexico, Chile, Granada, Colombia, Bolivia,
Venezuela, Uruguay, Paraguay, Ecuador, Zaire,
Namibia, Lebanon, Egypt, Greece, Cyprus,
Bangladesh, Iran, South Africa, the Philippines,
Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Iraq, Cambodia,
Libya, Israel, Palestine, China, Afghanistan, Sudan,
Indonesia, East Timor, Turkey, Angola,
and Somalia."
--Chris White, An ex-Marine
Sergeant Speaks Out, counterpunch.org
True, but Iraq has more
oil than any country on that list.
I'm gonna
get that oil!
Daddy and
Unka Dick said so.
It's mine,
alllll mine!
Nobody
can stop me!
Subject: Oklahoma!
Dear Sir:
You make me proud to be an Oklahoma and
a Democrat! I live
in Tulsa and now I know we have at least
TWO Democrats in town!
Steve
Steve, I know a guy named Eddy in Norman, so that makes three!
Your
children are not safe
by Michael Moore
Excerpt:
Your children are not safe because they
saw us adults allow a man to steal the White House...
They learned that lying and stealing are
OK, but "one person, one vote" is a sham.
Your children are not safe because one in
six of them live in poverty, while Bush's friends
and business partners make off with loot
from the pension funds and the stock market.
It's too bad Mike didn't see the light two years ago...
Pot in Humboldt County Part II
the Humboldt County
bartcop.com fan club meets
Excerpt:
"Humboldt County always continues to be a problem
because the economy's going to the south.
With lumber and fishing dwindling away
there's no major industry in Humboldt County anymore,
so part of the population grows pot because
it pays up to $3,000 a pound." Officer Hanson said.
We could balance the federal budget and double education funding
with legal pot.
All it takes is some science and logic, but the Invisible Cloud
Being won't allow it.
The religio-crazies and the "no fun - ever" crowd still
rule this country.
...and I still need info on the Humboldt Harvest Fest!
By request
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www.mrsleep.net/bart/bart.html
hosted
by Mr. Sleep
www.watchdoggroup.com/bc.html
Canadian
hosted by Roger Miller
Don't let the anti-truth, anti-freedom Nazi's win.
...and thanks to the mirror dudes.
Unka
Dick, when we invade Iraq, if things go
wrong,
can we blame that on Bill Clinton, too?
Quotes
“There's a large conservative media today that
did not exist 10, 15 or 20 years ago,
and the conservative media is made
up of truth and intellectual counter-arguments
to all that pap that they've been saying
for all these years.”
-- the vulgar Pigboy,
Hey, Rush - is that why your calls are the most tightly-screened
in all of radio?
If your side has "intellectual counter-arguments," why do you
hide behind your screener?
Hey Bart,
While the Feds and the police "connect the
dots" on the sniper shootings,
do you think anyone will note the gun used
is called a "Bushmaster"?
How fitting is that?!?!
Jerry
Hey, anything that distracts voters from Bush's rape of the Treasury
is great news for him, the Republican party and fascism around
the globe.
We loves
President Butch!
I am a devoted reader.
And I see that the Fickle Lady of Fate has
hammered Bartcop badly.
Do not be suprized. The reason Vegas
looks so cool is because it is
a rip off place designed to fleece the
innocent and the drunk.
ha ha
This place is fully evil in every way I
can imagine.
This place is America's black hole of nothingness.
But if you like that, don't complain about
being taken for a chump there.
It is a place I avoid totally.
Regards,
Elaine
Elaine, I'm not sure your argument is built on logic.
What if I went to, ...Oh, say Albany, New York and got mugged?
Would it prove Albany is "a place designed to fleece the innocent?"
Would it prove Albany is "a black hole of nothingness?"
Would it prove Albany is "fully evil?"
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“When it comes to the Democrats' issues, there
hasn't been anything new out of their
mouths in 25 years. They've been predicting
doom and gloom for Social Security for
every four years for the last 50, actually,
and despite their predictions, it hasn't happened."
--Rush Limbaugh
That's because the Clinton Miracle produced millions of jobs,
turning the Reagan/Bush deficits
into a hueueueuge surplus. Dim Son gave our surplus to BIG OIL
and now we're back in the hole.
OK,
He's Got His War. Now What Does Bush Talk About?
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
Among the big-foot Washington pundits,
the Democrats' lack of a unified stance on
attacking Saddam Hussein has been lampooned
as a sign of weakness. Now that he's got
his war resolution, however, what on earth
will Bush talk about for the next three weeks?
His glorious economic record? The past
two years have seen the worst economic growth
in fifty years. Two million jobs have been
lost in the private sector since Junior's innauguration.
Millions more have seen their retirement
investments decimated.
Preaching to the converted, GOP partisans
blame Bill Clinton. But sooner or later, Junior has
to accept responsibility for what's happened
on his watch and tell us what he intends to do about it.
And there's no sign this administration
has an economic policy beyond more tax cuts for millionaires
and "regulatory relief" for corporations.
Fat lot of good that's done the rest of us.
Dubya
the Magnificent
by Brad Radcliffe as seen on DemocraticUnderground.com
Excerpt:
"Bush wants Americans to believe that his one
month old call to arms against Saddam is based
on newfound connections to terrorists and
recently discovered confirmations of weapons of
mass destruction. We are told that
the evidence, although never revealed to either the American
public or the world community, compels,
nay, demands that the United States intervene in a
"pre-emptive strike" to protect itself
from this huge and growing threat.
If this is true, then Mr. Bush is indeed
a prophet and visionary with spooky preternatural abilities.
For two years ago, even before he had won
the White House, he was laying out in some detail
the need to overthrow the Iraqi dictator."
Quotes
"Scott Ritter, the former weapons inspector
in Iraq,
has weighed in on the sniper.
His pronouncement is that there is
no sniper
– just as he says there's no threat
from Saddam."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, lying again
Rush, why do your sheep believe you when you lie?
Subject: Humboldt and Rio
Morning Bart
I hope you get that straight with Rio, 7 g`s is a lot of bread.
Whowee what a beautiful shot of that bounty growing under the lights.
Get another 401k statement Friday - getting fucked
again.
Be Reading You
Adios
joe
Joe!
I'm negotiating with The Rio.
They're tough, but I think I can persuade them.
But that 401K screwing?
Sorry, but that's going to keep happeneing until January 20,
2005.
Quotes
"In a marriage, when the picky person's not
in charge,
the picky person is never happy."
-- Laura the Unloved, beating up
a caller.
You know Laura's the picky one in
her second marriage.
And you know she dominates poor
Lew like Hitler dominated Poland,
...so why is she never happy?
Snipers caught
Those NRA members who were caught in the white van?
Police say they have recovered the rifle used in the shootings,
and they found a
"glory hole" cut out of the back of the car so these bastards
could shoot people easier.
With that gun being match, even Ol' Bart's courtroom skills couldn't
save
these pricks from life in prison or a different kind of prick.
From: Withheld
Subject: slight correction
You said, "According to Bush, Saddam had
MLK killed in Memphis, he also caused the
San Fransisco earthquake in 1906 and provided
the revolver Kristen used to shoot JR in Dallas."
Although, at first, I tended to agree with
your somewhat flippant remark, I wondered, perhaps,
Bush might have a case here. After all,
if the flying monkey right's hero, Mc Veigh, and other
"terra-ists" worked together on OKC, isn't
it JUST as likely they worked together on 9/11?
Perhaps, to find out and protect the USA,
we should use the full force of the Patriot Act
against the flying monkey right and their
pundits?
Of COURSE, Bush never would. Bush LOVES
terrorists, if they agree with his agenda...
Sadly, all we know about McVeigh is what we were spoon fed by
the whore media.
They told us McVeigh financed the ammonium nitrate by stealing
a gun collection in Kingman, AZ.
Now why would an American soldier need foreign help to detonate
a nitrate bomb?
They told us any idiot with a few thousand dollars could assemble
a bomb like McVeigh used,
so why would he need Iraqi help? ...and how does a Kansas
farmboy contact Al Qaeda?
Bush wants to steal that oil, so he's laying every crime ever committed at Saddam's door.
And
the big thing everyone needs to remember:
If Saddam is the Hitler Bush says he is, why did Cheney do
$23M in business with him?
Poppy Bush and Cheney did more to build up Saddam than the
Soviet Union,
but that wasn't a crime because Clinton's zipper wasn't involved.
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"It's funny how society places such strict
standards upon young blond females.
We're supposed to play the clean-cut
view the public wants of us.
But I am not your little cookie-cutter
virgin."
-- Christine Aguilera,
making a Colonel Blake-class error in career timing.
The time to be a nasty-ass skank was the period between "I'm not that innocent," and this:
When the men start shouting, "Bitch,
put your pants back on," to a beautiful young girl,
you know the era of skanky hoes topping the music charts has
ended.
I can understand the young airhead making a hueueuge
mistake, but where is her publicist?
I have a publicist, the brilliant and innovative Christian
Livemore, who has saved me several times,
and she's not even getting paid! There's no way she'd
let me go on TV without my pants.
America is ready to reward artists who can actually sing instead
of brainless slut-wannabees.
Too bad multi-millionaire Aquilera, who can sing,
doesn't have as good a team as bartcop.com
From: Ken C
Subject: counterpoint
If the Bush Administration can't find bin Laden,
But Bart, they don't WANT to find Bin Laden. The boy did them a favor!
If the Bush Administration can't find the anthrax killer,
But
Bart, the anthrax killer threatens mostly democrats and scares the
general
public into submission. Why would he want to find HIM?
If the Bush Administration can't find mad bomber Eric Rudolph,
And
piss off their friends? You know that TERRORISTS and terrorist
tactics
populate the anti-choice movement like flies on poop in cow field...
If the Bush Administration can't find the DC sniper,
But
Bart, the sniper scares the general public into submission, besides they
may
have
just found a convenient Muslim to blame, who just happens to have fought
in
the LAST war with Iraq. (What's up with THAT, by the way?)
...how the hell do they expect to find Saddam in a country the
size of Texas?
Or is the plan to steal the oil and then say "Saddam's
probably dead - he doesn't concern me..."
...NOW YOU GET IT!
A well known celebrity, who is so
close to God they share voice mail,
wrote and said the kind folks at anncoulter.org
had mentioned this site.
Click Here to read the kind words they said about us.
So, thinking I might find a conservative willing to debate, I registered and sent this.
bartcop.com welcomes polite debate
It's one of the
few sites on the www where the other side can be heard.
I've been looking
for a rightie site that prints letters where the host replies,
but I've never
found one. If one exists, could you point it out?
I've been waiting
years for somebody to show up and debate,
but even the biggest
blowhards are "too busy" to get in the ring.
Clinton was the best president we ever had and Rush and Bush are idiots.
Think I'm wrong?
Let me hear from you. We have a live MIRC channel
and we have a
forum, plus the regular page which is at bartcop.com
Send your best
shot to mailto:bartcop@bartcop.com
Shorter letters
have a better chance of making the main page.
If you act like
an adult and leave out references to Hillary's reproductive organs
we can have a
friendly debate and your message will be seen by dozens.
the real BartCop
- waiting for somebody to shut me up
I had to sign up as "bartcopreal" because my stalkers go to every
site on the web
and register as "bartcop" in a cowardly attempt to slur my good
name.
Will we hear from any Coulter fans?
Can they debate without mentioning Hillary's reproductive organs?
There are over a hundred million people on the Internet, some
of them are conservative.
So why can't I find anyone willing to debate?
I can't believe the Vegas haters haven't brought this up:
Laura the Unloved is hosting Harpfest in the Desert at Paris in Las Vegas.
I think she's asking $200 (they'll have a band so Laura can shake
her bony ass for them)
so it's probably a better deal than getting stiffed for $75 to
go to some damn Bartfest.
So, to the Vegas haters, that would make Laura and Bart "twins,"
because we both chose the most exciting city in America to gather.
...it's an evil town, you understand.
Quotes
"The Clinton administration was always bragging
about their victories - from Korea
to Northern Ireland, the Middle
East, Haiti, Bosnia, the stock market, - everything
that they claimed as a victory
for Clinton has disintegrated in the last two years."
-- Rush Limbaugh, October 24, who finally stumbled
into the truth.
Bush has reversed almost everything Clinton accomplished.
None so far today.
Maybe anncoulter.org will yield fruit.
Tomorrow, Radio Left will cover The Marches to Stop the War Before it Starts.
DC coverage will begin at 11:00 AM EST and San Fransisco at 2:00PM
EST.
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Quotes
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me to write to you.
Sometimes, the Lord calls on individuals
at various times to serve him
and serve his people. ...I believe
as a Christian your help is a great service...
You have a testimony that must be heard.
. . . Our world is crying and you can help."
-- Rita Cosby of Fox News, on her
knees, begging the Son of Sam for an interview
She prostitutes, you decide.
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