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Quotes
"Why should we ask our military to die for
cheap oil
when the rest of us aren't even
being asked to get better mileage?"
--Molly
GOP
goes ballistic on Hillary
Blasts her 'score to settle' with Saddam comment
Excerpt:
Republicans blasted Sen. Hillary Clinton
yesterday for suggesting Bush
wants regime change in Iraq to settle his
father's old score with Saddam.
I'll bet Poppy left Saddam intact so his evil empire could make
another
few hundred million dollars re-arming him, then kicking his ass
a second time.
...certainly not the voters, you ignorant monkey!
Lately, I bin asking if anybody had a list of Reagan/Bush felons?
All praise to John Icarus for finding this great list.
He found this on some obscure tequila/garbage/Vegas/political
humor site called bartcop.com
You want to see what real crime looks like?
Click Here to see this partial list of Reagan/Bush criminals
Di Nasties
Excerpt:
"The Bushes, for their part, are no slouches
in the petty-scandal department. But our tabloids
are a lot tamer than the old country's.
The United States has nothing like the Mirror or the Sun,
which sells close to four million copies
on a good day—the equivalent, proportionately, of an
American daily with a circulation of eighteen
million. By British standards, our Daily News and
even the Post are church newsletters, so
the Windsorian devilments of sundry Bushes—the trips
to the clink for underage drinking, the
drug busts, the parking-lot sex romps, the D.U.I. adventures,
the business irregularities—don't provide
the kind of lingering, sadistic, never-ending reading
pleasure that the British public expects
from the family of a Head of State."
I wonder - in England, are they allowed to ask how many times the prince has been arrested?
Subject: Rush ratings
Rush comes in 8th place in eastern North Carolina.
This should be cinch market for him,
we're at least as cro-mag as Oklahoma.
We even have java peking and australopithicus thrown in.
I use a software program called "Market PC" that
lets me dissect the ratings.
Country, oldies, rap, classic rock, hip hop,
soft rock, and Top 40 all beat out Rush.
The kicker is that Rush isn't on some dinky AM
station here, he's on a full
class C FM in sizzling nazi-stereo. And
isn't doing jack shit.
My old employer, WBT in Charlotte recently dumped
Dr. Laura and is now considering dropping Rush.
The deal is that he needs to drop his ridiculous
affiliation fees because his performance is sucking.
BT has been trying to stay on top of the ratings
with some absolutley excellent local talk,
but Rush keeps pulling down the ratings.
Tim
Quotes
"Harry Truman had a sign on his desk that can
said 'The buck stops here.'
George Bush has a sign on his desk
that says 'Go ask the other guy.'"
--former Clinton Communications Director, Ann Lewis
I guess it's a sign of old age, but I can't see the date November
22
without flashing back to that horrible Friday afternoon in Dallas.
I had just turned ten, and I was going to spent the night at
Michael's Phieffer's house.
(Mike's dad directed the Little Rascals school play in which I starred
as "Spanky."
Nancy Wrap played Darla, but we never had an off-screen relationship.)
Maybe she was just looking forward to getting me out of the house,
but Mom
went ahead with the stayover plan even tho we'd lost our president
that afternoon.
It was weird to experience America's first national tragedy with
some other family.
...and we still don't know who was involved.
Sidebar:
Remember, the Zapruder film measured the
timing of the 3 shots, and the FBI's best sniper
couldn't get three shots off as fast as
Oswald, and the FBI guy wasn't taking the time to aim.
...and it's always the Democrat who gets it.
Today, NPR is broadcasting a never-before heard tape from the
JFK murder 39 years ago.
Dean Rush and Pierre Salinger were over the Pacific on their
way to Japan when they were
told via radio that JFK had been shot in the head.
It will be on All Things Considered, not sure about the
time.
Catch it if you can.
Total(itarianism)
Information Awareness
Homeland Security makes Molly use the f-word
Excerpt:
Damned if GeeDubya Bush didn't pop up the
other day to announce that we must
fight a war "for the sake of peace." That's
not vaguely Orwellian, it's a direct steal.
Quotes
"...one of the standards to be admitted to
NATO is that Bush had to know
where your country was on a map, but
they waived it this year because he
couldn't find a single one there at
the NATO meeting. He said, oh, I didn't
know there were so many countries in
the world."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 11/20/02
John Lennon's Dope Box to be Auctioned
Excerpt:
An ornate box that John Lennon used to
store his marijuana
is expected to fetch up to $40,000 at auction
in London Tuesday.
From: Jeff K
Subject: More on Reagan administration felons
Doonesbury strip on Reagan convictions
Click
Here
Trudeau's on-line clarification
Click
Here
Media Whores online adds some more info, including
a Reagan vs Clinton
admin scoreboard and Bush II's hiring of Reagan's
war criminals
Click
Here
Iran/Contra Independent Counsel's report, detailing
the 11 convictions and everything else
Note Weinberger was indicted on 5 points, but
Bush I pardoned him
Click
Here
More on Bush II's felon rehabilition program
Click
Here
Quotes
"I view Rush Limbaugh as entertainment.
I view him like I view a circus
clown..."
-- John McCain, speaking for all smart Republicans
..............
...doesn't read
bartcop.com
..........
...reads bartcop.com
every day
Subject: guns guns guns
BC,
When I was about 8 years old I was spending
the night at my Aunt's house in
Ozone Park, Queens. It was just she
and I. At one point in the night the
front door was nearly smashed in by someone
trying to get in (only the chain
prevented this). We ran out the back door
to a neighbor (she was a cop) who
"cleared" the house, gun drawn.
My Aunt initially came running out of her
bedroom "armed" with a tennis
racket once the banging started.
It was only some years later that I fully
realized how close we came to something
terrible. Anyone willing to
blatantly smash in a front door most likely
wouldn't be spooked away by my
aunt with a tennis racket. If someone
can promise me that there are no more
bad guys in the world, I promise to turn
in by gun.
John Malone
I wonder - what to they do in countries like England or Japan when someone is kicking in their door?
Quotes
"George W. Bush criticizing Bill Clinton on
the economy?
It's like James Carville criticizing
Tucker Carlson's hair."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 11/20/02
Meet the GOP mascot for the 2004 convention
Their slogan - "Vote GOP - you will, anyway"
Bill Maher just signed to do a new talk show on HBO.
This is where he belongs, on HBO, so he can speak the language
most Americans use.
And HBO won't cancel him if he says something the advertisers
don't like.
Unlike Dennis Miller and Chris Rock, Maher will do an hour show.
It premiers February 21.
Marty always has good stuff!
From: dave
Subject: Please verify!!
Senior Canadian reportedly calls Bush a "moron"
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada has declined to
comment on reports that a senior
Canadian official at the NATO summit in
Prague referred to George Bush as "a moron".
The incident didn't help the already rocky
relationship between Bush and Prime Minister Chretien,
who is clearly uncomfortable with the Republican's
stance on many issues.
The National Post newspaper on Thursday
said one top Canadian official expressed frustration that
Bush seemed more keen on building up moral
support for a possible assault on Iraq rather than
focusing on NATO expansion, the official
focus of the summit.
"What a moron," the Post quoted the official
as saying during a discussion with
Canadian reporters on Wednesday evening
in Prague.
This story has to be a fake.
I mean, who could meet Dubya and come away thinking he's a f-ing
moron?
Where did the Social Security surplus go?
To the richest of the richest!
And who did General Motors hire?
Nobody - they just pocketed the money.
Quotes
"A favorite terror technique of the Soviet
secret police during the great purges of the 1930's
was to arrest a suspect at 3am, and
drag him into an interrogation room at the dreaded
Lubyanka prison. A blank piece of paper
and pencil were put on front of the trembling prisoner.
'Write down each and every one of your
crimes, and names of all your fellow conspirators,'
warned NKVD interrogators. 'We know
everything you have done. If you omit even one crime
in your confession, you and your entire
family will be shot.' The Bush Administration - behind the
fig-leaf of UN inspectors - is using
the same old Soviet technique on Iraq: 'list all your hidden
weapons of mass destruction (wmd's)
and scientists who made them. Leave off even one site or
name and we will immediately go to
war against you.' "
--
Eric S. Margolis, foreigncorrespondent.com
24
You know, I really like this year's 24
show.
But let's face it - they have 24 hours to fill with just one
story
so they're forced to stretch a scene that would only take a few
seconds in real life.
For example, if you saw the premier, you know Jack's having problems
with Kimberly,
his Maxim-model uber-moron daughter who's just slightly
smarter than Dubya.
It's my opinion the writers have padded the dialog to make it
last longer.
For instance, in the premier, you might have caught this telephone
conversation:
Jack just found out terrorists will explode a nuclear bomb in
LA in the next few hours.
So he calls his daughter to tell to get the "F" out of LA.
It went something like this:
(squiggly lines that Wayne's World used to do...)
Jack: Kimmy, it's Dad.
Kim: Daddy, I asked you not to call.
Jack: But Honey, if I could just talk to you...
Kim: Daddy, you know I'm not ready...
Jack: But Darling, I just need a few minutes.
Kim: Daddy, I'm busy on my job as a live-in nanny.
Jack: I know, Pumpkins, but if you'd just let me explain...
Kim: Daddy, I'm really busy with my new job.
Jack: But Sugarpumps, this won't take very long...
Kim: Daddy, I'm sorry but I'm just too busy to talk now.
Jack: But if you'd just give me a chance to tell you...
Kim: Daddy, we'll talk later, I'm just not ready for this yet.
Jack: ...but Schnookums, I only
need a few minutes of your time...
...this goes on faaaaaar longer than what I've portrayed here, but the internet is only so big, y'know?
If that was me, I'd say, "Kim, the men who raped and
murdered Mom
are coming to rape and kill you any minute - unless you leave
LA right now."
I'd bet that would do the trick, but nooooooooooooooooooooo.
...they have 24
hours to kill.
It would be counter-productive to save time, so they, ...what's
that word...
Oh yeah, they fritter their time away with useless dialog
that fails to move the story forward.
Me?
I'm a busy guy.
I have no time for fritter.
It's a good show, if you can get past the fritter and Kim being kidnapped twice each hour.
Why
We Need Tort Reform Now
October 15, 2002 by Christian
Dewar
Excerpt:
My concept for tort reform varies somewhat
from Bush's concept of what this should entail. For republicans,
"tort reform" essentially means to severely limit
penalties and liability for corporations and CEOs if they put a
defective product on the market. In other
words, if a company knowingly designs a car with a gas tank located
where it will explode into a conflagration
upon impact, Bush believes that the amount of penalties that the
company is liable for should be capped
at an amount that won't cut into their executive's stock options.
Click
to order
From: unclgene
Subject: Let's roll
Please do not make fun of "Let's roll."
Those folk were better than you.
Gene 6-Pack
Gene, I'm betting you're a good guy who came to an incorrect conclusion.
I think you got the wrong idea from my "Let's not roll"
rant.
First, lots of people think that Todd's bravery was all a sham
and F-16's shot that plane down.
I don't.
Second, sure, those folks were better than me, that's almost always
true, but if I was
on a plane that was doomed, I'm agnostic enough to play the odds
and go for Hadji's throat.
Third, I have no problem with Beamer and his helpers - my problem
is with Bush using
"Let's roll," to sway votes
when the super-rich need another tax-cut.
Dude, me and you - I think - are on the same side.
A man in Beamer's position was right to gamble with taking back
the plane
because he'd been told on the phone they were going to crash
it into a monument.
Me, you, Beamer - we're all on the same side.
It was Bush who turned Beamer's last words into political fodder.
Quotes
"I take liberties every day. And sometimes
I cross the line and certainly fat boy,
lard butt Limbaugh does when he compares
Tom Daschle to Yasser Arafat."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 11/20/02
Beltway
Rumors
by Judy in Atlanta
THEN, there is Fitzanyone's wedding!
She had to sign a pre-nup, we hear that
was because her groom found out about her "habits."
AND the wedding was pure white trash, gaudy
and tacky beyond comprehension!
Judy
ha ha
I love Beltway Rumors, especially when they're true!
Judy, what can you tell us about Ann Coulter?
Railing
Against Rush
by Howie the Whore Kurtz, Washington
Post Bush Lackey
Click
Here
Excerpt:
Has Tom Daschle lost a couple of screws?
Did the normally mild-mannered senator
accuse Rush Limbaugh of inciting violence?
He came pretty darn close. There were cameras
there. You can watch the replay.
Howie, aren't you supposed to cloak your idol-worship for the vulgar Pigboy?
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Subject: Gore losing Tennessee
May I offer to send you one the Tuesday
"SOUND OFF" pages from our newspaper.
People can call in and leave their opinions
anonymously. There is no lower form of scum
than a Tennesseean, except maybe a Mississippian
or Alabamian. (Massabaman?)
These people are beyond redemption, proud
of their corruption and their ignorance,
and utterly without principle or conviction
- except to own guns and wave those stars and bars.
I would have been disappointed in Gore if he had won his home state.
Bob D
Bob, you can't leave out the Okies.
Cock-fighting and Jim Pissquik Inhofe.
Bush promised to get bin Laden.
He vowed "to bring him to justice or bring
justice to him."
That's why his approval numbers went to the high eighties.
That was 425 days ago ...and counting
The good puppy press has forgotten,
the good puppy press has forgiven,
...but we won't.
Quotes
"You right wingers, you all hate poor
people, you hate children,
you hate Canadians, you hate
Frenchmen. You hate everything.
What the hell do you like other
than rich people?"
--James
Carville, Crossfire, 11/21/02
From: Ishmael
We need bartcop radio! This country
needs an antidote to Limbaugh.
If the tech sector comes back, I'll up
my tequila class of membership,
and help to make bartcop radio a
reality by hook or by crook
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Subject: Vince
Foster
by Phillip A. Schuman
Click Here
Excerpt:
Foster's death could have been exactly
the suicide it has been officially ruled some 6 times, but not taken
place at Ft. Marcy Park, but somewhere
else where his presence would be embarrassing-- the White House
itself, or exactly that little executive
branch hideaway the financial newsletter claimed from an insider source.
Beltway
Rumors
by Judy in Atlanta
During impeachment a group of our fav conservatives
got together for a " intervention" on Kellyanne Fitzanyone.
She was screwing up the works, so to speak,
by her lies, promiscuity and shopping bills.
The meeting was at Grover's house, and
it didn't help, she threw a phone at John Fund!
ha ha
Make Judy stop!
I'd pay for a tape of John Fund (R-Woman-beater) dodging a hurled
phone.
I
beat her, so she
threw
a phone at me...
Bart, people have a right to their private
lives but NOT if they go on TV and preach to us
and then claim moral superiority!
That she, at this time, was going to speak to women's
groups and Catholic girl schools is mind-boggling!!!
They say they are conservative, but they aren't, they are sick!!!
Judy
Ho...
ho...
ho!
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