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Quotes
"I go back and forth between wondering if there
are really any more
Nazi bastards out there on a city block
than there used to be.
And I wonder: ...if everybody in America
voted,
would we have the same government we
have now?
-- Hunter
S. Thompson, Razor Magazine
Henry
Kissinger - Bloody Hands Full of Gold
by Cheryl Seal
Excerpt:
It has become the joke of the day that
the Bush Administration is stuffed full of "political dinosaurs"
from the Cold War era who want to rattle
their sabers and make one last stand like geriatric John Waynes.
They are everywhere, both in front of the
curtain -Cheney, Rumsfeld, Powell, et al.- and behind it -Bush, Sr.,
James Baker, Kissinger, and God only knows
who else. However, what these men truly represent is no joke at all.
Behind the smokescreen of patriotism, national
security and ideology, they are driven by just one motive: greed.
Every single one of these players is a
politician for reasons of expediency (power can buy more power). First
and
foremost, they are corporate tycoons whose
primary goal is to advance the cause of corporations. Each one is worth
millions and each one is now in a position
to engineer policies that will insure they will ultimately be worth millions
more.
Great article, but it contains at least one flaw: This
isn't about "corporations."
This is about one corporation, the Bush Family Evil
Empire.
Everyone on her list was chosen primarily due to loyal towards
the B.F.EE.
Like the mob and the C.I.A., nobody gets out of the B.F.E.E.
alive.
When Bush runs again steals the White House in
2004, they'll accept corporate money due to greed,
but they won't need to. The B.F.E.E. can finance
Pinhead's campaign with spare change from one pocket.
...or did you forget that $5,000,000,000,000 is missing
from the United States Treasury.
But
Bart, bin Laden looted our
treasury,
not President Dubya!
We're being lied to, (and not about someone's private sex
life, either)
and the Republicans and the press are helping them get away
with this.
Quotes
"Gore said "Something
will start at the RNC and it will explode the next day on the right wing
talk show networks and Fox News and
in newspapers that play this game, the Washington Times."
” In other words,
there’s a conspiracy. Now this is nutty. This is nutty.
Where’s an example of this? What is
he talking about?"
-- Fox Whore News's Fred Barnes, who I can
prove
is more stupid than a chimp.
Research by Brill's Content proves that a chimp can guess
right 51 percent
of the time, but that idiot Fred Barnes is right less than40
percent of the time.
i'm new to bartcop - don't know if you've explained this...
i remember watching the moron as he sat
in the school room on 9/11 in bradenton (sarasota?) fl when
one of his advisors went over and whispered
in his ear of the plane crash. i remember the blank look
on his face - different from his usual
blank look. he then sat in the classroom for some extended amount
of time before going to the auditorium
for a speech then high tailing it for louisiana and then nebraska.
what i never realized until the last month
or so was just what exactly he was told as he sat in the classroom.
he was told that the second plane had hit
the wtc. he was told of the first crash before he went into the classroom.
the slime ball sat there like the f-ing
moron he surely is doing nothing. they had to be aware by this time
that
two additional planes were missing.
and this is in the context that the administration was sure something
was afoot for several months.
bush and cheney had just returned to washington
after the longest simultaneous presidential and vice-presidential
vacations on record and ashcroft had stopped
flying commercial a couple of months prior. he should be charged
with dereliction of duty or some such.
there is ample evidence that:
they knew
something bad was coming
they figured
that they could handle the consequences better than panicking prior to
whatever this event was
had they
reacted promptly they could have prevented the pentagon crash
they are
all at least partially responsible for the deaths in the pentagon crash
by their malfeasance
george bick
...and the press continues to cover for the unelected coward.
Yes, the video we all saw was Andy Card telling Bush the second
plane had hit the WTC.
Bush has said in interviews his first thought was,
"America is under attack!"
Yet he stayed there, reading that stupid caterpiller book to
the kids.
Why would a Commander-in-Chief entertain children while America was under attack?
We're being lied to, (and not about someone's private sex
life, either)
and the Republicans and the press are helping them get away
with this.
Congress
Rewards Corporate Tax Evaders With Our Money
by Arianna Huffington
Excerpt:
As the war on terror shows troubling signs
of becoming a war of error,
the Bush administration is waging a far
more successful war on behalf
of its corporate backers. The latest victory
comes courtesy of Congress'
11th hour reversal of a provision
in the Homeland Security Bill banning
government contracts for companies that
move offshore to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
Bush has declared war on all non-millionaires, but that's no surprise.
People voted for bush knowing he would favor the super-rich
over working families.
Voters threw a big bloody steak in the tiger's cage,
and now they're surprised he's eating it?
People
are sooo stupid - soon, we'll own everything!
Oil in Iraq: A Trillion Dollar Prize
Click Here for the Washington Post video
What is says:
As a conflict between the United States
and Saddam looms, the future of Iraq
– and its billions of barrels of oil –
may be decided soon. The State Department
has 15 different working groups planning
the future of the country. Yet spokesman
Greg Sullivan says "there
have been no discussions on oil."
We're being lied to, (and not about someone's private sex
life, either)
and the Republicans and the press are helping them get away
with this.
Quotes
"Tonight, we honor the man who represents the
reason terrorists hate us so much."
-- Jimmy Kimmel at the Hugh Hefner
Roast
Kissinger's
Revenge!
by Tamara Baker as seen on AMPOL
Excerpt:
For years, Dr. Strangelove has wanted to
get back at Clinton, who exposed the former
"statesman's" role backing brutal Chilean dictator
Augusto Pinochet... and now he has his chance.
I got a hueueueuge contribution from Keene, New Hampshire.
It was in the amount of $86.43
- get it?
It's from a joke written at the Vegas
BartFest.
Eighty-six (dump) 43 (the
unelected moron)
Thanks, Gordon
Speaking of Las Vegas:
The Rio's accounting proceedures take the
witness stand Thursday night.
I'm prepared to go to trial, so I'll just
give them my strategery up-front.
This time, the "judge" will be on
the Rio's payroll, like the B.F.E.E. in Florida 2000.
If they fail to settle, the next judge
will be on Clarke Conty's payroll.
Will I win?
It's hard to say. The judge might be pro-business,
he might be pro-consumer,
but either way it'll make the newspeper
that the bid, bad Rio took advantage
of the unsuspecting rube from Oklahoma
and bilked him for $8078.
It's my opinion the Rio doesn't want to
take that gamble.
If I win, it'll make the papers twice -
they don't want that.
I am sharpening my prosecutorial skills,
last used October 9, 2002.
Don't miss Friday's issue.
The
Latest Kissinger Outrage
Why is a proven liar and wanted man in charge of the 9/11
investigation?
by Christopher
Hitchens
Excerpt:
We already know quite a lot, thanks all
the same, about who was behind the 9-11 attacks.
Most notable in incubating al-Qaida were
the rotten client-state regimes of the Saudi
Arabian oligarchy and the Pakistani military
and police elite. Henry Kissinger is now,
and always has been, an errand boy and
apologist for such regimes.
Comment:
Look at who's joined our fight - Christopher Hitchens,
Arianna Huffington, Mo Dowd,
Robert Byrd, Jim Jeffords, Larry Klayman (but he's lying) Dick
Armey, Bob Barr, John McCain...
I don't like being in bed with these whores (maybe not Huffington)
but if they are the only ones
who are willing to fight the Illegal Usurper, I guess we have
no choice but to accept their help.
...and still - no Democrats are willing to stand up.
John Kerry - where are you?
John Edwards - where are you?
Hillary - stop voting with Bush!
I'll say one thing about Christopher Hitchens - he's going after
Kissinger's complicity in mass murder
with the same zeal he went after Clinton for lying about an affair
with an intern.
Is there no sense of proportion left in this world?
Mass murder and oral sex are equally worthy of Hitchen's wrath?
I need a drink.
Do you remember Koko, the gorilla?
This is so weird, you'll think Larry Klayman is involved.
Koko can "speak" to her handlers via the hand signs deaf people
use - no kidding.
Koko has a vocabulary of 1200-1500 words.
I wonder how many words Bush knows?
Get this - Koko is getting on the internet, (you ready for this?) so she can talk to other signing gorillas.
Koresh, sounds like a Chuck Heston movie, doesn't it?
Bush promised to get bin Laden.
He vowed "to bring him to justice or
bring justice to him."
That's why his approval numbers went to the high eighties.
That was 433
days ago ...and counting
The good puppy press has forgotten, the good puppy press has forgiven,
...but we won't.
BartCop
Radio is just what the doctor ordered.
If we had enough $10 subscribers, we wouldn't need
no stinking advertisers!
(We'd get some anyway...)
And if a ditto-monkey calls in, I'll put him on the air and
give 'em the red-ass.
If one tries to engage me, I'll make him cry like he was my prison
bitch.
ha ha
Sure, the first few shows will extra-suck, ...but,
what could be more fun than the red-assing of a ditto-monkey
live?
Y'know, there's no telling what BartCop Radio would be
like,
except it would be whatever this page is with a lot more POW,
BAM and THWACK!
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From: Frances
Subject: Bono
Bart.
Bono is that good?
I've heard him talk, but I've never seen
him perform.
Frances
Frances - wow - really?
You've never seen the best living male
performer perform?
In 1985, he stole the show at Live-Aid.
In 1987, they became the hottest band on
the planet.
In 2002, they released their "best" album.
Send me your street address and I'll send you a video.
Seriously,
bart
VCR Alert - The Osbournes, 24, (Kim gets kidnapped again!) and NYPD Blue is back
Excerpt:
Peoples Energy spokeswoman Elizabeth Castro
said a pool of federal funds available to needy
natural gas customers in Chicago has already
dried up because the federal government only allocated
$1.8 million--down from $3.2 million last
winter.
Jesse Jackson blamed Bush for cuts in the
Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program.
The program's total budget dropped from
$1.7 billion to $1.4 billion.
"4,000 thousand households cut off in Chicago,
that's huge,'' Jackson said Friday.
"An emergency is upon us. You are talking
about the most indigent people,'' he said.
"You are talking about the very old who
are living alone.''
Here we go again.
Voters threw a big bloody steak in the tiger's cage, and now
they're surprised he's eating it?
I have a big thunderbolt for you, America.
The man almost half the people voted for doesn't give a damn
about dead old people in Chicago.
He's a spoiled snot who never ever had to earn a paycheck.
He doesn't care if Chicago's poor freeze to death.
He's a Republican.
If God wanted those people to survive this winter, it wouldn't get cold, right?
Chicago
voted for Gore and besides,
my
family needs to earn more money.
If
you don't like the way I run things
then
vote against me next time, like
that'll
do you chumps any good (ha ha).
For more, visit the all-new 
Subject: Mary Landrieu needs our help
Bart, this is really a close race. Please,
remind your readers in Louisiana
to vote for Mary Landrieu this coming Saturday,
December 7.
Mary in the Washington Post 11/25/02,
"I'm not on speaking terms with Senator
Lott right now,"
That's enough for me!
Brad Orman
What does
Marty E! have today?
Good stuff!
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Remember:
When they lie and call Clinton "a criminal,"
remember
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All you need to remember is we're right, and they are lying.
Dueling Quotes
"There is no precedent in any modern White
House for what is
going on in this one: complete lack
of a policy apparatus."
-- what former Bush aide John J. DiIulio said before
talking to Mr Rove
"[My comments were] unjustly hard on Mr. Rove
and over-the-top complimentary to me,
thereby creating a too-pat contrast
that is, I feel, MOST UNFAIR TO MR. ROVE."
-- what former Bush aide John J. DiIulio said after talking
to Mr Rove
Subject: Artists that connect...
There can only be one true nomination for this award.
He has the single most devoted group of
fans since Jesus and he
has been around almost as long. Most
importantly, he is a Democrat.
Nobody connects better with the audience than Jimmy Buffett. (praise be unto him)
Carl
Carl, I heard a rumor Buffet drinks Cuervo.
Truth be told, I've heard that Jimmy Page does, and I've published
Bono's rider, too.
What's with these rich rock stars drinking fake tequila?
Geez, at least "I can't drive 55" drinks 100% blue agave...
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She was faced with federal prosecutors who
wanted her to lie—and threatened to jail her if she would not.
She refused to give investigators
a hook on which to hang Bill Clinton—so they ruined her life.
She had a choice: Lie and get your
life back, or tell the truth and face jail on bogus perjury charges.
McDougal offers fresh anecdotes about the
Clintons’ early years in politics, an up-close account of the
sinister workings of Starr’s investigation,
and a moving expose of what happens to women in American prisons.
Susan McDougal is a trooper!
Wow!
Entertainment Tonight says tonight's The
Osbournes has Sharon telling
the family about her colon cancer, live, and they show
the true reaction from the family.
I'll watch, but let's hope this is done with some class.
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...no Monkey Mail today, but Rude Rich needed straightening out
Supreme
Court to Consider Tribal Lands
Bored? Let's screw the Red man some more.
Excerpt:
With hundreds of millions of dollars at
stake, the federal government
will try to convince the Supreme Court
on Monday that it took good
care of tribal lands — but owes nothing
even if it didn't.
Gee, what are the odds Ted Olson (R-Bush's point man on Florida
2000)
can convince Bush's Daddy's court that President Pinhead needs
another favor?
Why do we even have a Supreme Court anymore?
Let's just ask the Unelected Fraud what the B.F.E.E. wants
and hand it to them.
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