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"I think the Bush Administrayion are desperately eager to win an easy victory
  over a defenseless enemy, so they can strut around as heroes and liberators,
  to the rousing cheers of the educated classes. It’s as old as history.
  Iraq wasn’t brought up as a matter of immediate significance until
  September of this year, when the election season started."
     --Noam Chomsky

 Bush picks corporate freeloader to head Treasury
 A nation is stunned that Bush would hire a crook for his cabinet

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  Excerpt:
 John W. Snow, Bush's choice to replace Paul O'Neill as Secretary of the Treasury,
 is the CEO of a champion corporate tax dodger.

 In three of the past four years, Snow's company, CSX Corporation, paid no federal income tax at all.
 In fact, instead of paying taxes, CSX supplemented its $934 million in pretax U.S. profits over the four
 years with a total of $164 million in tax rebate checks from the federal government.

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  Excerpt:
 Five years before Saddam’s now infamous 1988 gassing of the Kurds, a key meeting took place
 in Baghdad that would play a significant role in forging close ties between Saddam and Washington.
 It happened at a time when Saddam was first alleged to have used chemical weapons. The meeting
 in late December 1983 paved the way for an official restoration of relations between Iraq and the US,
 which had been severed since the 1967 Arab-Israeli war.

 With the Iran-Iraq war escalating, Reagan dispatched his Middle East envoy, a former secretary of
 defense, to Baghdad with a hand-written letter to Saddam and a message that Washington was
 willing at any moment to resume diplomatic relations.

 That envoy was Donald Rumsfeld.

                      I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag - 2003
                      (With apologies to Country Joe McDonald) by  a Dave Friedrichs

                     Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
                      Uncle Sam needs your help again.
                      He's stuck between a hard place and a rock
                      Way over there in damned Iraq
                      So put down your books and pick up a gun,
                      We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

                      Refrain:
                     And it's one, two, three,
                      What are we fighting for?
                      Oil of course, why is that a shock?
                      Next stop is damned Iraq;
                      And it's five, six, seven,
                      Open up the pearly gates,
                      Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
                      Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

                     Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
                      Your big chance has come at last.
                      Gotta smoke out those terrorists -
                      Kill all them Arabs, they'll not soon be missed
                      And you know that peace can only be won
                      When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

                      (Refrain)

                     Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
                      Why man, it's to war we must go.
                      There's plenty good money to be made
                      By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
                      Just hope and pray that when the bombin's bad,
                      They come down on good 'ole Bagdad.

                      (Refrain)

                      Well, come on mothers, we're on the clock,
                      Pack your boys off to damned Iraq.
                      Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
                      Send 'em off before it's too late.
                      Be the first one on your block
                      To have your boy come home in a box.

 From: bobkatz

 Bartboy,

 Now you accuse Bush of murdering Wellstone?
 At least offer some hard evidence instead of innuendo and rumors.

 Rush Limbaugh is right.  Guys like you are nuts and dangerous.

 Your voice should be stilled by the public as a very stupid and lying fraud.
 I look forward to seeing you laughed off the internet as an insane bozohead.

 Keep talking Bubba, you sound more insane with every sentence.

 Bob Katz
 

 Whoa, back the truck up.

 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "Mena Airport" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "Clinton Death List" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "Vince Foster" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "White Water" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "Serial rapist" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "KGB agent" for ten years.
 First, YOU are the ones who screamed "His cock points to the left" for ten years.

  ...and all that was proven to be totally-fabricated talk radio bullshit,
 so don't act like the left is where the crazy talk originates.

 Second, I never said I was sure the B.F.E.E. murdered Wellstone.
 I said questions should be asked, since the CIA has the capability to down planes.

 Besides,

Clinton never had a hundred million dollar budget to finance his secret black ops
    He was the governor of a small state making what, $30K a year with free housing and meals?
Clinton didn't run the CIA, in full or in part, for the last 28 years
Clinton didn't fix the 1980 election by making a secret, illegal deal to arm terrorists
Clinton actually won his elections by getting the most votes
Clinton didn't control 51 percent of the world's gold supply and he never had the power
    to control the flow of oil to the western hemisphere the way the B.F.E.E. does.
Clinton doesn't run the Carlyle Group which makes their fortune by arming crackpots
    then makes another fortune by taking them down.
Clinton never had any designs on world domination. He never tried to take the Middle East by force,
    and he damn sure didn't get to 90 percent approval by taking month-long vacations when he knew
    his old family friend Osama (who was created by Bush 41) was about to attack us by air.
Clinton wasn't the goofy clown for an evil crime cartel. All he wanted was to be a great president,
    and by all measurable numbers, he was the greatest CEO this country ever had. Unlike the B.F.E.E.
    Clinton is happy with his $10M or whatever he's got coming in. Hell, Cheney with his five heart attacks
    was making 400 times his VP salary at Halliburton - you think he gave that up to help America?
    Fuck no - he gave up that $20M a year because it was peanuts compared to what Poppy
    and he are stealing from the US treasury right now.
Do you even know that $5 trillion is missing from the Treasury?
Have you seen your 401K since Clinton left?

 Go ahead, praise that idiot who was illegally installed instead of legally elected.
 Then write to me in a year and we'll see how many brave Americans have died a sandy death,
 and tell me what's left of your life savings when Bush is in year three of his dirty little oil war.

 You don't even have the brains to be greedy about your own money.
 Are you sure you're a Republican?

 Remember, to get control of the entire world, all Bush needed was a majority in the senate.

 THAT'S why Wellstone's death should be investigated, but the Democrats are too afraid.

 From: Steve Hayes

 Wait, Wait, Wait a minute here,

 If I read the wires correctly, John Snow, the Secretary of Treasury to be, worked it
 so his company CSX, yes, the train people who make us wait at the crossings, paid no taxes
 and got millions of "tax refunds" from the government over the past four years.

 I'm sorry, but why does this company get away with paying nothing
 while a guy working at McDonalds get the shaft?
 

 Steve, it's damn puzzling, isn't it?
 On November 5th, the vote tally showed America wants the super-rich to get super-richer
 and they want the poor, working slob to take it in the ass to make up for the super-rich windfall.

 Case in point:

 Vic the Racist and I argue until he's on the verge of a stroke.
 He says it's "not fair" that the super-f-ing-rich have to pay a higher percentage of taxes.
 When I explain that means we have to cut services or increase the tax burden on he and I,
 he says, "That's California left-wing liberal spin and you know it."

 He worships the ground O'Reilly walks on - he LIVES on Fox News.

 As long as the poor INSIST on underwiting the super-rich, this will continue.
 As long as the masses condemn sex and applaud arming terrorists, this will continue.
 As long as the voters support attacking Iraq when the Afies and Saudis bombed us, this will continue.

 Education is the key, and those who control the media are religiously-insane, anti-education bigots.

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"It is beyond me to understand or explain why Paul O'Neill was not a comforting figure
  to the financial world. But if replacing him with railroad executive John Snow will calm
  the nerves of those wailing babies on Wall Street, I will rejoice along with all the other
  401(k) plan holders who have watched their retirement savings dwindle. "
     --David S. Broder
 

 Tax cuts for the super-rich and looting the treasury is causing the problem - not Paul ONeill.
 Now they're talking about MORE tax cuts, and the B.F.E.E. won't stop raping the treasury
 until the voters fire his never-hired ass in 2004, so hang on. It's gonna be a tough 2 years.

 From: Magnus

 Subject: Time's Man Of The Year

 Hey Bart,

 It's time to start thinking about who the whores at Time magazine
 will pick as their Man Of The Year.

 What do you think about the odds on ... Saddam Hussein?
 

 Dude, you're forgetting the first rule of dealing with whores - the money.
 They can sell more magazines by giving the "honor" to His Enimence - Emporer Smirk.
 That was, they can tell us about the "great job" he's doing "wiping out terra."

 George W Bush - Liberal
 Sometimes Right-Wing Doesn't Mean Conservative

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"In a replay of the 1980s, Bush's decision to cut income and estate taxes for wealthy individuals
 and corporations has led to reduced federal funding to states and cities. The result, according to
 the conservative Barry Goldwater Institute, is a huge budget gap in 2003 for the states and municipalities.

"To deal with their prospective budget shortfalls," Jim McTague wrote in September 2002, "20 to 25
 states will have to raise taxes, to the combined tune of $30 billion to $35 billion. Throw in the likely
 aggressive tax hikes by local governments, and the state-and-local tax boost jumps to $40 billion."
 By December estimates of the looming state tax increases exceeded $100 billion. Bush's "tax cut"
 is a brazen lie--it's merely a tax shift, from the rich (who pay most of their taxes to the feds) to the
 middle-class, whose tiny federal cut will be more than erased by a rise in state and local taxes."
 

 The Bush Tax Lie was always about screwing the masses - that's why the B.F.E.E. exists.
 Yet the sheep stand in line to vote for the man who will raise their taxes and laugh doing it.

"I think the president is doing it about right. He's firm. He is working in a cooperative way
 with the United Nations and our allies around the world. I think he's put Saddam on clear
 notice that we expect complete truth. Saddam has given no indication at this point that he will
 do anything different than what he's done over the last 10 years."
       -- Tom Daschle, gushing praise on his president

     Dubya is my president

 Hey Tom, don't even THINK about running for president, OK?
 We want a CHANGE in 2004, not more of the same.

 Dear Bart,

 There's one thing I think we need to hold onto in order to survive the Bush cabal:  Hope.
 Heaven knows the Republicans want us to be hopeless.  They want us to despair and think there's
 nothing we can do to stop them.  Layer that on top of the Fear Propaganda machine and you have
 the perfect recipe for a totalitarian regime.  But we've survived worse than this as a nation.

 We survived the Civil War, we survived WWI and WWII, we survived the McCarthy era,
 we survived Nixon, we survived Reagan and Bush I.  We survived an assault on a twice-elected
 president to illegally remove him from office.  We survived the assassination of John F. Kennedy,
 Martin Luther King, and Robert Kennedy.  We survived Grant, Harding, Hoover, and Andrew Johnson.
 We can survive a punk like Dubya.

 But it's going to take a concerted effort to stop him.  It's going to take our will and our hope that
 we can make a difference.  Thank goodness there are people out there like you, Bart.
 So, I hope this subscription makes the hammer a little higher.   Let's start pounding.

 Caroline
 

 Caroline, I'm with you.
 I wish the Democrats were with us, but I think we're in this fight alone.
 Pound we shall.

 Quotes

"It's strange and disturbing when Andrew Sullivan is angrier about Trent Lott's
"unreconstructed" racism than the editors of the New York Times, the Washington Post,
 National Public Radio and the rest of the so-called liberal media establishment.
 John Kerry's haircut and Howell Raines' obsession with a golf club are topics of
 giggling comment in every TV studio -- but Lott's public _expression of nostalgia
 for the era of Jim Crow and lynching passes virtually without comment.
 If only Drudge had given the Lott story bigger play, maybe Judy Woodruff
 and the Times editorial board would consider it important."
     --Joe Conason
 

 My good friend Joe is correct.
 Drudge and the vulgar Pigboy decide what's news in America these days - they have for years.
 The lazy whores of the press haven't been able to recognize news since Clinton's zipper left town.

 Send in your funny/damaging sound files.

 What we need is short, short stuff - 30 seconds maximum.
 We'll eventually be multi-capable, but for now, send MP3s only.

 Is  Bartcop Radio  worth $10 a month?

 The Rio called again Monday night, asked if we could do it tonight, Tuesday.

 It can't be a trap, cause I don't DO traps.
 It's a four-way conference call, so I accept that it's difficult
 to get the all of them in the same place at the same time,

 ...but...

 Remember how the old issues were better because I had a week or three to work on them?
 And the 2002 issues aren't as good because they're shoot-from-the-hip, off-the-cuff issues,
 with no time to reflect or refine the points I'm trying to make?

 Well, I've had 70 days to work on my Rio argument.
 Swear to Koresh, I think I've got them.

 Have a job opening?   Need a job?
  Visit the resume page

  Click  Here  to e-mail your resume to Ed.  Send him the details you want published.

  Right now, President Tax-cut-for-the-rich is down 2 million jobs.
  If we create one job, our record will be better than his.

 Update - only three resumes so far.
                Does that mean, besides those three, everyone who wants a job has one?
                Is Bush doing that good of a job handling the economy?

                If you don't have a resume, or don't know how to do one, sent that info
                to Ed and maybe we can create a job creating resumes.

 Quotes

"Trent Lott must step down.
  He is supposed to be Senate majority leader for all Americans,
  but he once again has shown he is interested only in Confederates."
         -- Jesse Jackson

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 Quotes

"Senator Lott explained that that wasn't how he meant them to be interpreted.
  I accept that. There are a lot of times when he and I go to the microphone,
  would like to say things we meant to say differently, and I'm sure this is
  one of those cases for him, as well."
   --Tom Daschle, making excuses for the racist Republicans

     Dubya is my president

 Hey Tom, don't even THINK about running for president, OK?
 We want a CHANGE in 2004, not more of the same.

 Quotes

"There is nothing good natured or hyperbolic about saying America would have been
  better off with a racist segregationist president. Strom Thurmond disavowed those views.
  Friday night, Trent Lott embraced them. That was a racist thing for Senator Lott to say.
  He's unfit to lead the party of Lincoln."
      --Paul Begala

 Are Pink Tutu Dems Wary of Antagonizing Racist Voters?

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  Excerpt:
 But perhaps even more surprising is how that stunned silence extended all the way to
 the Democratic Party. By Monday, many black leaders and black organizations had
 denounced Lott's remarks. On Monday, Lott said only that his comments "were not an
 endorsement of Thurmond's positions of more than 50 years ago, but of a man and his life."

 And four days later, few leading Democrats -- including those considering a bid for the
 2004 race -- were willing to openly criticize the senator.
 
 
 

 No, that's not even one percent surprising.
 These weak and pitiful geldings we call "Democrats" would surprise us if they
 ever stood up and criticized the unelected King and his band of racist thieves.

 We EXPECT the Democrats to roll over like the French staring at Hitler's panzers.

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