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Quotes
"He can apologize all he wants. It doesn't
remove
the sentiment that escaped his mouth
that day."
--Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California,
on Trent Lott's racism
Go, Nancy!
Do we really have a fighter in there now?
Excerpt:
The US and Britain sold Saddam Hussein
the technology and materials Iraq needed to
develop nuclear, chemical and biological
weapons of mass destruction.
Reports by the US Senate's committee on
banking, housing and urban affairs -- which
oversees American exports policy -- reveal
that the US, under Reagan and Bush Sr,
sold materials including anthrax, VX nerve
gas, West Nile fever germs and botulism to
Iraq right up until March 1992, as well
as germs similar to tuberculosis and pneumonia.
Other bacteria sold included brucella melitensis,
which damages major organs,
and clostridium perfringens, which causes
gas gangrene.
Is this why Bush can't show us his "hard evidence?"
Because his Daddy's fingerprints are all over the proof?
The B.F.E.E. gave birth to Saddam, Noriega and Osama, and they
assisted Hitler,
Islamic Jihad and the Taliban. Bush gave the Taliban $43M in
2001 and everybody knows it
but only independent web sites can mention those things without
losing their corprate sponsors.
I'm sure the good puppy media will continue to cover this
up.
Going to war to cover the crimes of the B.F.E.E. is not
a big story for them.
After all, war and death isn't a serious issue- not like an intern's tongue...
Gore
Says Lott Made Racist Comment
Looks like Gore has some fight in him - Go Al!
Excerpt:
Al Gore said that Trent Lott should be
censured for his "racist statement"
that the nation would have been better
off if Strom Thurmond had won
the presidency when he ran on a segregationist
ticket in 1948.
Al, I'll say this right now - if you fight like a man from now
until November 2004
you'll probably earn my vote, but you let us down once - don't
to it again.
Bush
Not So Invincible After All
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
The White House threw everything it had
at Louisiana Sen. Mary Landrieu and she still handily
defeated a handpicked Bush opponent. Democrats
also picked up a previously Republican
congressional seat. The New Orleans Times-Picayune
reports that last-minute tactical advice by
Bill Clinton made the difference.
As I argued in November, evidence for a
nationwide turn to the GOP is largely imaginary,
and Bush's vaunted popularity about half
an inch deep.
Guns N' Roses Tour Down, But Not Out
Excerpt:
The promoters, Clear Channel, still would
not acknowledge that the tour is finished
even on the eve of Guns N' Roses' scheduled
show Wednesday at Greenville, Carolina.
A spokesperson said as she knew the show
was still going on as planned.
"When he has all his shit together, Axl
is brilliant," former bandmate Slash tells Rolling Stone
"It just takes him a while to get around
to it."
U.S.
reminds Iraq of nuclear option
Spoiled boy wants his oil - no matter what the cost
Excerpt:
The United States will continue to make
clear that it reserves the right to respond with
overwhelming force -- including through
resort to all our options -- to the use of WMD
against the US, our forces abroad, and
friends and allies," the U.S. strategy report said.
"...through resort to all our options?"
Did they let President Happy Crack write that himself?
Dueling Quotes
"Tom Daschle spoke too quickly on Monday when
he said he accepted Lott's explanation
that he hadn't meant his words to be
so interpreted. This is a Democratic Party issue.
It is not enough to simply defend or
to explain these kinds of statements and then at
election time talk about why black Americans
should turn out in large numbers."
--Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Ca)
"It is that kind of a weakness in a guy like
Tom Daschle, where he draws no litmus test line
for very offensive racism that goes
into racist policy. Democrats must have some sense of
integrity on this question of racism
and gender bias. And I would think there should be a
bipartisan rejection of one whose history
and pattern and policy is so overtly insidiously racist."
--Reverend Jesse Jackson
Wait, those quotes aren't dueling - they're both right!
Is there any hope left for Tom Daschle?
Can he lead the Senate Democrats and play for the other team
at the same time?
Can he lead the opposition party and cover for President Moron
in this dirty oil war?
Trent Lott should be censured and retired home to Massabama for
his racism, and I think
Daschle should step down as minority leader and take his pink
damn tutu with him.
Let's burn Daschle's tutu on the Capitol steps as our way of saying "Enough!"
We need a fighter leading the Senate Democrats, not some appeaser de Smirk.
Lott
Is Unfit To Run the Senate
by Smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt:
Andrew Sullivan demanded on his Web log
that the Republicans demote Mr. Lott or
"come out formally as a party that regrets
desegregation and civil rights for African-Americans."
Former Bush speechwriter David Frum didn’t
go that far in National Review Online, but he too
expressed shock and anger at the Republican
leader—as did Weekly Standard editors William
Kristol and Fred Barnes, author David Horowitz
and others on the right. (At the lower end of
intellectual evolution, Sean Hannity tried
to excuse Mr. Lott, as did Rush Limbaugh.)
ha ha
The vulgar Pigboy - always last in the class department.
Excerpt:
Bush has formally approved $92m to train
a pan-Iraqi militia to help fight Saddam.
The Pentagon has been scouring countries
looking for bases. A Nato airbase in
southern Hungary emerged yesterday as the
favourite site.
Hmmm.. they didn't mention if Halliburton would be given
the contract outright or if they'd
rig a bidding system to give it to them, but either way, it's
another $25M for The B.F.E.E.
and since these things always go triple over budget, that leaves
$25M for Unka Dick and
$25M to trickle down to the Bush loyalists - ain't a capitalist
war grand?
Quotes
"Lott should resign from his leadership post
to make way for another member of
the Republican Party whose moral compass
is pointed toward improving race relations
and not dredging up this nation's poor,
polarizing performance of the past."
--Kweisi Mfume, president of the NAACP
Disco
Dick Cheney
by Maureen Dowd
Excerpt:
"The lasting mark of that White House was tamping
down the post-Watergate zeal for truth,
containing Congressional and media investigations
into C.I.A. abuses such as assassinations
of foreign leaders and F.B.I. overreaching
on infiltrating civil rights groups.
It was in that battle that the Ford alumni
— Rummy, Cheney & Kissy — forged their worldview
that the greatest threat to the country
was the prying eyes of the public, the press and Congress.
Trent Lott may want to turn the clock back
to Jim Crow. Mr. Cheney just wants to go back to a time
before Vietnam and Watergate, when there
was more government secrecy and less moral relativism.
All
These Problems
by Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
"...last week CNN's "Inside Politics" found time
to cover Matt Drudge's unconfirmed
(and untrue) allegations about the price
of John Kerry's haircuts. "Just two days after
moving closer to a presidential race, John
Kerry already is in denial mode," intoned the host.
But when the program interviewed Mr. Lott
the day after the Thurmond event,
his apparent nostalgia for segregation
never came up.
Hey, I expect CNN to play the whore because there's more money
in it if they
praise the Smirk and diss the Democrats. What I can't stand is
when Trent Lott
gets caught making racist statements, Tom Daschle RUNS to the
cameras screaming
"He
didn't mean it!! He didn't mean it!!"
Pardon my French, but what the fuck is wrong with Tom Daschle?
Why is it HIS place to rescue Lott the Racist?
Did any Republican ever help any Democrat out of a jam?
Is he trying to get Republicans to vote for him in 2004?
Don't we want to win any more elections?
They impeached our legally elected president for no goddamn
reason,
and their illigitimate and unelected fraud gets all our respect
in return?
But
Bart, we must play nice.
Trent
is a good man, just like Dubya!
Great Christmas
Gifts!
Quotes
"Oh, yes, my friends! The late Klaus Nomi and
our gay community update theme song:
You Don't Know Me.
By the way, every time the Klaus Nomi
song is played, and we link to it at Barnes & Noble,
the Klaus Nomi CD containing this song
sells out. So we'll be linking to it again."
-- the vulgar
Pigboy, who enjoys taunting gays almost as much as kicking cadavers
Sidebar:
I continue to get these stories about the
St Louis Post Dispatch printing a story by a guy who says he
had a three-month gay affair with the Doctor
of Disinformation Dropout. Other stories say Rush was
arrested and then fired for soliciting
men on whatever that gay street is in Columbia. But I'm not going
to print anything about that until you
send me a URL that works.
Send in the URL, because we don't do the rumor thing here at bartcop.com
Janet
Rehnquist Under Scrutiny
Crooked is as crooked does - press covers it up for W
Excerpt:
Few political appointees are as well connected
as Janet Rehnquist. A former White House staff
member for the first President Bush, she's
the daughter of Chief Justice William Rehnquist — whose
Supreme Court ensured there would be a
second President Bush.
Now, sources tell TIME, GAO investigators
have discovered that documents potentially important to
the inquiry have been shredded.
The investigators are focusing on the possible destruction of notes,
e-mails and memos written by top officials
in Rehnquist's office. Rehnquist has denied that anything of
significance was shredded, but the discovery
prompted Rehnquist's general counsel to pen a
Thanksgiving-week e-mail urging HHS staff
to stop shredding.
How slimy are the Republicans?
The campaign of Suzanne Terrell, running against Mary Landrieu
for the US senate
hired a Bill Clinton voice impersonator to read this ugly text:
"Mary Landrieu is so liberal, she might be closer to Hillary than I am."
So, anyone to the left of Rush, Karl Rove and Adolph Hitler must
be gay?
This is the message Terrell, Bush and the Republican Party stand
for?
Gays
aren't really human, ...not like you and me.
My opponent's prob-ly gay - so vote the GOP.
How Tony Soprano taught us about HUD
Excerpt:
Tony and Ralph learn how to use bogus real-estate
deals to con money out of HUD.
In a Russian bath house, they enlist the
aid of a state assemblyman and his old friend, Maurice Tiffen,
to create a federally funded windfall.
All Maurice's minority organization has to do is take ownership
and mortgages on dilapidated properties,
and HUD assumes the lending risks involved.
What does
Marty E! have today?
100 celeb sign a letter asking Smirk to knock it off
Pete Townsend deaf since Smothers Brothers in 60's.
Whoopi on NBC next year.
Mel Gibson is 'Mad Max 4' - ''Life under Bush"
LA post office named for Nat King Cole.
Pam & Tom get paid for sex video
Al Gore on Conan O'Brien tonight w/ Bruce
...and more
click
Quotes
"Ladies and gentlemen, there’s not enough troops
in the army to force the
southern people to break down segregation
and admit the nigger race into
our theaters, into our swimming polls,
into our homes and into our churches."
-- Strom the Centurian, speaking for conservatives everywhere
What year did Thurmond speak that vile nastiness?
1948
1976
2002
All
of the above
your guess
George W. Bush is a liar, and it's not
just about a little friendly sex this time.
We're are going to war, possibly a nuclear war,
so the greedy oil boy can steal the Iraqi fields.
Meine
Nase!
Meine
Nase!
They say Michael Jackson's nose is fake.
Well, we all know that's not his nose, ...but it's worse
than that.
They say he worked on his nose so much, ...his nose quit!.
Wait, I'm still not explaining it right.
People who work with Jacko on his videos say sometimes his nose falls off.
Have you
seen my nose?
Swear to Koresh!
I was vainly seaching the newest Rolling Stone for a mention
in vain,
when I saw this story on Page 20 that his nose fell off during
a shoot.
More than once, although once is more than enough...
Said Tim Considine, video prosthetics expert, "With
the proper makeup, it's possible
to be wearing a prosthetic nose, and
you wouldn't be able to tell. Nowadays, they make
realistic snap-on noses that are held
on by magnets implanted in the nose."
However, famed Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Randall D. Haworth
told RS magazine,
"If anyone could afford a good prosthetic,
it's Jackson. A good prosthetic looks
better than that. That's just a messed
up nose."
When they write the Book of Weird, they'll have to give Mikey the cover.
Quotes
"Bush advisers have long been worried that
a lagging economy could hamper
the president's re-election chances.
They hope that the cabinet shake up will
provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't
work, ...North Korea has to go."
—Jon Stewart
My all-time favorite picture of Jimmy Page.
Backstage at Madison Square Garden, preparing
to go onstage, enjoying a little Jack Daniels.
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Going in, I had high confidence in coming away a winner.
I felt they had nowhere to go, ...so ...first thing, I
poured a shot of the Wildflowers
Chinaco Anejo from last year in case negotiations
dragged on and I got cottonmouth.
But bottom line, they made me VERY happy.
And I wish I could brag that my negotiating skills made it happen,
but the truth is,
they made me a generous offer before I had a chance to
fire any of my big guns.
Here's how she put it:
It was their job to be sure I understood exactly how I
was being billed.
Since I did not understand how they were billing me, that
means they didn't do their job properly.
They said it was very important that they kept our business,
so they
offered a nice lil' package with a comp weekend thrown in to
boot.
Woo Hoo!
The Rio is a class act.
I'm reminded of that lady from Albany who wrote to say "Vegas
is a rip-off town,"
but The Rio proved that wasn't true. Their representative was
very effective in conveying
the message that they wanted to make things right because they
wanted to be fair.
How about that?
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jobs.
If we create one job, our record will be better than
his.
Quotes
"These are the kinds of words that tear this
nation apart.
We are going to do something about
it."
--Rep.Elijah Cummings (D-Md.), speaking of
Trent Lott (R-KKK)'s racist comments
Funny, but if there's an elected Democrat willing to stand up,
odds are:
she's female
she's in the House, not the
senate
she's black
Why can't we get more white Democrats to condemn Lott's racism?
Why can't we get more male Democrats to condemn Lott's racism?
Why can't we get any senators to condemn Lott's racism?
And why the hell is Daschle making EXCUSES for Lott's racism?
But,
Bart, I think it's impor...
Shut up!
I don't want to hear your make nice talk about bending over for
the enemy.
Should we get you a braclet that says "Democrat" so you can wear
it and check it
to see what side you're on when you're about to defend the racist
bastards?
Do your damn job and stop carrying the Republican's water!
Quotes
"The country's economy was in the ditch, and
you made the hard decisions and turned
things around. But the Republicans
in Washington could never give you any credit.
Oh no. They said it was not Bill Clinton
who brought prosperity, it was the House
Republicans and Alan Greenspan.
Guess what?
We still have the House Republicans.
We still have Alan Greenspan.
And where's the economy?
Back in the ditch!"
--Rep.- elect Michael Michaud, D-Maine, to Bill Clinton in October
in Augusta
Visit the all-new 
Kill
Christians, Shop Wal-Mart
as seen on The Daily Brew
Excerpt:
At about the same time China gained admission
to the WTO, Wal-Mart moved
its worldwide purchasing headquarters to
China. Today, Wal-Mart is the largest
importer of Chinese-made products in the
world, buying $10 billion worth of
merchandise from several thousand Chinese
factories. There is no question that
if prices are lower at Wal-Mart, it is
because of these factories.
So when you see Wal-Mart's smiling, whistling happy face lowering
prices every day,
remember those Chinese kids in sweatshops are bringing home 6
cents a day.
Quotes
"Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neal has resigned.
He didn't want to resign,
but there wasn't any money left
in the treasury so he's got nothing to do."
-- Jay Leno
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