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Quotes
"See, it’s easy in this town for people to
commit troops, the US troops, to combat,
through opinion and the noise you hear
in Washington. But there’s only one person
who is responsible for making that
decision, and that’s me. And there’s only one
person who hugs the mothers and the
widows, the wives and the kids on the death
of their loved ones. Others hug, but
having committed the troops, I’ve got an
additional responsibility to hug, and
that’s me, and I know what it’s like."
-- President Dumber than a can of mice
Al Gore, who won the presidency two years ago, but was butt-raped
out of it
by the partisan thugs of the Whore Court who owed the Bush boy's
daddy a favor,
said Sunday he will not run for re-election in 2004.
"Why should I bother?"
Gore asked.
"Between the Whore Court, the GOP Diebold
vote-counting software,
and the good puppy Bush press, the
election has already been decided in favor
of the non-curious moron who bungled
America into our never-ending terror war."
Don't
it figure?
Just when I start liking Al again,
the only Democrat who called Bush
the ignorant slut that he is,
the only Democrat who said Bush
was taking America down the wrong path,
the only guy who called Trent Lott's
racist crap racist crap - wants out.
Don Rickles stabs Lott (R-Dixie Forever) in the heart
Excerpt:
Oklahoma Senator Don Rickles (as Reagan
introduced him) broke ranks with his fellow
racist senators and called Sunday for new
leadership elections, saying Lott has been so
weakened by a race-based controversy that
"his ability to enact our agenda" is in doubt.
"There are several outstanding senators who
are more than capable of effective leadership,"
said Nickles, as he straightened his tie
and cleared his throat repeatedly.
Lott, (R-Cross0Burner) had no immediate reaction beyond "Fucking Oww!"
Until his backstabbing, Nickles is known
to most Americans as the senator who left his
children in his just-wrecked burning limo
so he could walk to the Capitol to vote against
democracy during the crucial Senate impeachment
vote against our last elected president
When asked by AP why anyone would ever consider
voting for him, Nickles replied,
"...because I'm not Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik)?"
They've turned on their good friend Trent for not being Nazi
enough
Click Here
They loved that Thurmond/segregationist talk, and wonder why their boy retracted anything.
GOP To Trent Lott: You must marry a fly and have offspring
(Inside
the GOP)
by H. Millard (Is he the guy who writes Mallard
Fillmore?)
Click Here
Excerpt:
It's not been a good week for freedom of
speech or white people in post-American America.
Trent Lott (R-Miss) became the latest evil
white to be persecuted for his original sin of being born white
and for having some consciousness of this
fact. It seemed that all the knee jerk left wing yahoos in the
country opened their slack jaws to drool
that Lott is a racist. Then, some of the similarly mentally
challenged and racially neutered conservative
yahoos opened their yaps to say Lott isn't a racist.
These conservatives quickly added that
they condemn racism and that some of their best friends are black.
ha ha
It looks like Lott's strategery is to show that there ARE people
to his right.
I wonder why they don't have Reagan, Dim Son and Rush's pictures
on their site?
What
We Have Learned From the Lott Affair
Rush must written this - I recognize the speech patterns
- see if you can, too.
Excerpt:
Even those who call themselves "conservative"
were among the Lott detractors. Some blacks find
advantage in masquerading as conservatives,
but when it comes to race, they are not conservative
with YOUR views. You better bury your own
deeply held beliefs and subscribe to their odd racial
opinions or have your whole existence become
a nightmare. In other words, white men should
"shut up." And that is basically
what we have learned from the Trent Lott Affair.
Rush wrote that!
I'll bet money on it.
Rush is the premier racist in America and he currently leads
the GOP.
Thanks to Bozakand
many others for finding this page.
I remembered "Council for Concerned
Citizens" it was "Conservative Citizens."
It's where the RNC's faxes originate every
morning.
Subject: Bill Bennett did not do the "right thing" in defending Lott
It's my understanding that the only reason
Bill Bennett is on the correct side of the Trent Lott
controversy is that he wants Lott out of
the way as a liability to getting all those damn racist
and right-wing-nut judges appointed to
office that Bush is trying to push through. Otherwise,
he would be as silent as all the other
pig Republicans.
Bill Bennett--support Lott and lose the
battle on getting those judges in place.
Get rid of Lott, get the heat off, and
slip through those appointees!
Assholes and leopards do NOT change their
spots.
They only try to use the vision of other
people to their advantage.
Linda
Linda, when Bennett calls Lott a racist, facist pig,
you must allow me to agree with him.
Rove
Stabs Lott
as predicted on buzzflash.com
"Must
stab Lott!"
Dunces
of Confederacy
by Maureen Dowd
Excerpt:
We could have had a perfect Friday the
13th trifecta.
First Cardinal Law, coddler of pedophiles,
resigned.
Then Kissy, coddler of dictators, kissed
off the 9/11 families rather than reveal his clients.
But then Trent Lott, coddler of racists,
spoiled it all.
Mr. Lott said he would be stepping out early this week on BET.
"For a full hour, I will talk about my hopes
and dreams for the people in this state and
this country, regardless of their race,
and to make sure that African-Americans have
the opportunities that they deserve,"
he
promised the press in Pascagoula.
For the love of Amos 'n' Andy, hasn't Mr.
Lott punished the black man enough?
But, Le Dragoness!
You forgot to tell us where Lott's Bridal Registry will be!!
Quotes
"The Democratic Party is so knockkneed and
gutless,
they couldn't win a presidential
campaign against carrottop!"
...Darrel Hammond, telling the truth,
doing Chris the Screamer on SNL
Quotes
“Rosie O'Donnel (D-Traitor) has attacked Wynona
Ryder saying
'She's been stealing stuff for ten years
and her last movie sucked.'
Of course, Rosie can say that, because
she's the best damn
middle-linebacker the New York Jets
have ever had."
--- Tina Fey, Weekend Update
Got
a few years to look at Bush's current scandals?
(Hint: these aren't about some girlfriend, either)
Too big for an excerpt...
US President Implicated in Sex Scandal?
Sex
crime lawsuit filed against GW. Bush
Hey, Pravda is reporting it, which is the only reason we mention
this probably Rove-planted story.
I
use force for everything...
Excerpt:
A lot of women liked Bill Clinton. Women
thought that he was a very charming and attractive man.
However, the situation with George Bush
is totally different. Mr. Bush is definitely a representative of
another psychological type of human being.
It is evident that he is often drawn to solve all problems
with the help of the military force. As
it turns out, this trait of his character it also seen when it comes
to sexual relationships with women.
Btw, on a DU POST - they say the plaintiff was a minor:
George, we thought you gave up raping young girls in 1971?
Fan Mail
Subject: Bart, you're the light of my world at this point
The check's in the mail, buddy. For a pitifully
small amount, it's true.
Still paying off MASSIVE credit card debt
from the rewiring/electrical job
I had to do on my house to keep it from
being a damn fire hazard.
Consider this a down payment. I am doing
snail mail and check, because I don't
want to max out my credit cards any further,
and also because Paypal would take
a cut -and I want it to all go to you.
Here's hoping you can quit your day job
in 2003. It's people like you
that are helping ME keep MY day job - a
futile effort maybe, as the
economy tanks, but one I can wholeheartedly
support.
Regards,
Dolly World
Subject: Pearl Harbor
Bart---This post of mine was removed completely from your site. Why?
I know that I get carried overboard with
my subjects, but I get pissed
off when people wave the American flag
and then talk out of the side of
their mouths.
Please respond
Burt
Burt, I don't have anything to do with the day-to-day stuff at
the Forum,
which is where I'm guessing that was posted and pulled down.
I'm not sure why they pull down stuff over there.
They've pulled my stuff before and you're right, that's
maddening.
But I like that WWII stuff, which is why Dave has been working
on Project 60 for
years.
Here's your FDR speech, sorry it's late and thanks for writing,
Monkey Mail from a little kid?
Oh well, might as well straighten him out now...
Bush
Tax Plan Screws Poor
Nation stunned, Democrats quiet as usual
Excerpt:
As the Bush administration draws up plans
to simplify the tax system, it is also refining
arguments for why it may be necessary to
shift more of the tax load onto lower-income workers.
Are too few wealthy Americans paying too
much in taxes for too many, and should the working
poor and middle class be shouldering more
of the tax burden?
Yes, the super-rich have had it too hard!
Let's screw the always-lucky poor people!
Quotes
“I don’t want to prejudge the report. But my
gut feeling
about Saddam Hussein is that he is
a man who deceives.”
-- President Kreskin, who can smell that
oil
We're
Broke!
by Don Stott
Excerpt:
Check out the papers. California is $21
billion in the red. All states are in the red.
Counties, cities, towns, and even villages
are broke. Ford stock hovers around $7, and
United Airlines stocks which got almost
to $100, now are worth pennies. They're broke also.
Continental Airlines, and all of the others,
except those who are run decently, are broke as well.
Qwest has debts of $25 billion, and Kroger
super markets are heavily in debt. The county in which
I live is struggling, as is the whole state.
Tourism is so far down, that thousands of tourist-oriented
businesses are broke, for sale, or hovering
at that point.
Notice, I didn't say a word about the federal
government.
The fed is doing just fine, thank you.
Thousands of new hires, expanding bureaucracies, and the
military-industrial complex Ike warned
us about, is going full throttle. DC is booming...
Bush controls the printing presses and they're robbing us blind.
All 50 states are crumbling, but the B.F.E.E. is stealing
billions
per day.
...but keep your eyes on the phoney war - and do not look
at the Treasury.
The Treasury
is none of your concern.
Let your
shadow government worry about that.
Halliburton
& Bush are saving you from terrorism.
Al Gore on SNL this weekend
Haven't seen it yet, was out of town.
Please Santa, send me time for Christmas!
Radio Update
Some bad news, but mostly great news!
With my top tech getting surprised married, we got very little
done last week.
The good news is - this radio thing is going to work for sure.
They say the technical end is no Tribble at all.
They say the money won't even be a problem, because the only
way we can run
into a lot of expenses is if a LOT of people are listenting,
and since subscribers
will be the ones dialing up BCR, more people will mean
fewer costs - what?
The Plan: All current subscribers will get BCR for free.
One thing - and this is an observation, not a complaint
- November receipts were up
which made me thing BCR might be just around the corner,
but November seems to
have been an aberration (Adjective
- deviating from the usual) probably due to the
horrific takeover of the illegal Republican thugs so we're a
little less eager to dump the
day job and plunge into radio, but we're getting closer every
day.
I'm guessing the best way to do this is dump the day job, then
do 30 practice shows
to raise the quality from super-extra lame to just lame - then
start webcasting.
So if the Heavens opened up and rained cash (Or Barb or Alec or
Martin called)
we could be on the air as soon as February or March, so wish
me a bunch of luck.
Also, if the tech people say a co-host won't need to be here
in K-Drag,
we might do those practice shows with different people and see
who's most fun,
but I guess that means you gotta dump your day job, too.
More updates as we have them.
You know what would make Bruce Willis angry?
If it's true that Bill is dating Demi.
Excerpt:
Bruce is seething because Demi has been
secretly dating Bill Clinton.
The actress is said to be captivated by
Bill's "mature" sex appeal, witty one liners
Bruce told Demi, 'He uses women –
don't trust him'."
Hey, Bruce, do you mind if Scout, Rumur and Tahlulah call Bill "Daddy?"
From: mark crispin miller
Subject: 15 US cities now oppose PATRIOT Act.
Patriot Act Earns Council's `No' Vote
Excerpt:
"We shouldn't stand by silently as those rights
and freedoms are eroded,"
Councilor Bonny Bettman said, urging her
colleagues to make a unified statement.
"Our rights and freedoms really help distinguish
us from our enemies."
The Week the Wheels Almost Fell Off
Great Christmas
Gifts!
Quotes
"Democrats may claim that Landrieu's victory
shows the party does have a winning message.
But there may be a different lesson.
You cannot be nice. These people go for the jugular.
Mary proved that you can attack them
back."
--Donna
Brazile, Al Gore's 2000 campaign manager
Uh, excuse me, Ms Brazile, but didn't Clinton prove that in 1992
and 1996?
How could you guy forget that in 2000?
If I was on the 2004 team, I guarantee we'd remember to fight back...
What does
Marty E! have today?
ExxonMobil tells 'Masterpiece Theater' to go to hell
Al Gore on SNL
McCartney claims he wrote Beatles songs
Bruckheimer's 'Profiles' has yet to air
VH-1 does the 80's.
Baron Dave Romm's gift suggestions III
Can't wait for BartCop Radio
click
Quotes
"How good was the Clinton Presidency?
History's pending verdict becomes clear
when we ignore the hysterics and
constrast Bill Clinton's success against
two failed Bush presidencies.
Bush I and Bush II - gloomy bookends
before and after the eight great Clinton years.
Clinton not only kept the campaign
promises he made, he even fulfilled those
Reagan and Bush I made and broke. All
without breaking a sweat."
--Mike
Hersh, mikehersh.com
Just wondering...
When you check in, do you ever look to see if you've missed an
issue?
For instance, Thursday, the issue went up at 3 PM.
Friday, since I had to leave town, that issue went up at 11 AM.
So if you checked in around noon or 1 each day, you missed Thursday's issue.
I know what you're thinking, "Post the
same time each day, Dumbass,"
but it doesn't always work that way. Sometimes at noon, the issue
is
skinnier than Ann Coulter on Day 30 of Survivor. And sometimes
I gotta post before I leave town because I don't have a laptop.
(Santa, do your thing...)
So anyway, maybe double-check the issue date or top toon or whatever.
I want you to get your money's worth.
Last thing, we got back late Sunday.
I was supposed to make phone calls Sunday - sorry about that.
Will try again tonight if I can find your number (I need a staff).
Trent Lott's America
Vote GOP in 2004
Quotes
"This is a great great day for Al Sharpton,
Jesse Jackson and all the other
race-baiters on the left. Trent Lott's
survival has given them ammunition for years."
-- Andrew Sullivan
So Andy, as an HIV-Positive gay man, why
are you in a party of Nazis and Klansmen?
Can you hate Clinton that much?
Send in your funny/damaging sound files.
What we need is short, short stuff - 30 seconds maximum.
We'll eventually be multi-capable, but for now, send
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Lott successors hover over his carcass
Excerpt:
Don Nickles's call for a new election to
consider replacing Trent Lott (R-Nazi)
raises the possibility of the first
multi-candidate leadership struggle for the Senate
GOP in nearly two decades, with Nickles
and several others already figuring in
speculation about would-be successors.
Quotes
"Obviously, he was trying to make an old man
feel good,
and there's nothing wrong with that."
--Sen. Jon Kyl, (R-racist)
on Trent Lott's racist remarks
Weekend Sports Round-Up
Mr. Handsome wins Heisman!
I never heard of the guy - is he any good?
I guess if you're a prettyboy and play for Hollywood U, U're
gonna win the Heisman.
College football pretty much sucks until the bowl games.
Mr. Perfect - Tiger Woods is using surgery as an excuse why his
game sucks so bad,
when we all know it's the BartCop Hex, which has been
on his ass for 18 months.
Hey, Tiger, the surgery won't help. You can't get a hexectomy.
In the NFL, most games were yawners, too, but I was on the road & didn't see them.
One thing?
While the whole nation got the fantastic Green Bay-San Francisco
game,
Oklahoma was stuck with KC-Denver and Giants-Cowboys.
Why do they pipe in "local" crap from Dallas and KC while
the best two teams
in football are giving us a playoff preview?
St Louis won, of course, because the best quarterback of the last
5 years was out.
Green bay won the great game we weren't allowed to see, but all
in all is was a
great weekend because Dallas lost!
For more/better sports coverage, visit the all-new 
It's
time to revisit John Aschroft
By Joe Conason
Click
Here
Excerpt:
"If conservatives are sincere in their sudden
agitation over Trent Lott's neo-Confederate sympathies
– and there is every reason to believe
that many of them are – then perhaps the time has come to
take another look at John Ashcroft. He
hasn't said anything lately as offensive as Lott's remarks at
the Thurmond birthday celebration. But
during his confirmation hearings, the Attorney General's
odd opinions and unsavory connections received
less attention than they merited.
The questioning of Ashcroft in the spring
of 2001 by the members of the Senate Judiciary Committee
was barely competent, and his former colleagues
took his demurrals at face value. Had the Senate
attempted a serious investigation of Ashcroft's
background, they would have discovered many
resemblances to the Mississippi Senator
who now causes them such discomfort."
Joe is right!
Ashcroft is every bit the Klansman Lott is - maybe more - but
the Senate Democrats went to
f-ing sleep like always and confirmed a religiously-insane monster
as Attorney General.
And now, that religiously-insane monster has the power
to legally murder at will,
just like the Unconstitutional, Unelected Moron who stole Al
Gore's job.
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