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Quotes
"When Robert Kennedy ran for president, we
supported him. And if he had lived
and been elected, we wouldn't
have had all these problems over all these years."
--Bill Clinton
Reagan/Bush/Rummy/Cheney
armed and aided Saddam
Wash Post catches up to a story we had years ago
Excerpt:
Thus, on Nov. 1, 1983, a senior State Department
official, Jonathan T. Howe, told Sec of State
George Shultz that Iraqi troops were resorting
to "almost daily use of CW" against the Iranians.
But Reagan had already committed itself
to a large-scale diplomatic and political overture to
Baghdad, culminating in several visits
by the president's recently appointed special envoy to
the Middle East, Donald H. Rumsfeld.
Isn't it sad
when old friends fight?
Quotes
"I don't believe that Bush is a true Christian.
He's a hypocrite because a true Christian
wouldn't be a warmonger. Would not
push for the destruction of countries and killings
of people. A true Christian would not
send tens of thousands of his own young men and
women to a war which does not serve
the real interests of the United States as a peaceful,
loving nation and which is contrary
to the basics of the Christian faith."
-- Tariq Aziz
to Tony Snow of Fox Whore News
Yes, You Are Being Watched
Excerpt:
"If it feels like Big Brother is watching you,
it may really be your boss, or a big bank... or your own big brother.
With the Internet, they can take a snooper's
photo, such as digital pictures that have been taken of women
entering family-planning clinics in the
U.S., and put that in the hands of any Web surfer.
Click
Excerpt:
"The book's funny, in my opinion. I can lighten
up. Then you get me started
on this feeling that I have about the independent
counsel and there is a
residual resentment, I think, for that
lost time and the hurts caused to people.
Still, there are entire months when I don't
think about it."
Quotes
"When I was first doing the roundtable, I thought
it was important not to come out on one
side or the other on any particular
issue, and it wasn't a partisan thing as much as it was
just you were covering the issue and
people shouldn't know exactly how you felt about it.
-- Cokie Roberts, lying to Howie Kurtz, another
liar on Reliable Sources
Cokie, you're a liar and a woman of ill repute.
Do you remember that hate column you wrote against Al Gore during
the 2000 election?
You said Gore was so stupid that he claimed Love Story
was about him and Tipper and since Tipper
was still alive you said that was proof that Al
Gore was a serial liar and not worthy of the office.
Cokie, you're the stupidest whore in Washington DC, and you have
been for years.
Nobody is as stupid as you, Cokie and nobody holds their
liquor worse than you.You were a disgrace
to ABC News, which houses a collective of disgraceful harlots
ranging from Barbara Walters to
John Stossel to George Will and The Queen of Them All - Diane
Sawyer.
You managed the impossible - you stood out as extra-stupid and
extra whorish in that crowd.
I can't fathom what kind of sluttish buffoonery it took to win
that contest.
A shot of Cuervo Gold in a dirty glass from a bottle that was left open all night to you, Cokie.
"I'm a disgrace"
.
What a book!
There's this one part in the book about Susan's first days behind
bars. She was worried
and nervous and all the things you'd expect when entering jail.
Thankfully, most of the guards
and staff were pretty nice to her, but there was this one ditto-monkey
Republican who enjoyed
taunting her, saying, "The Clintons
are happy to let you rot in here, you should cooperate
with Starr, nobody cares about you,
you're a forgotten nobody who doesn't amount to anything,"
and crappy lies you'd expect from "Christian" right-wingers.
But then the mail came - two duffel bags full of mail.
There were too many to read by herself, so she
passed them out to her new friends and they'd sit and read and
when someone had a good one, they'd read
it out loud. Hundreds of letters saying,
"We're with you" and
"Hang in there," and "You go, girl."
That meant the whole world to her, knowing hundreds (or thousands)
of people knew she had been
railroaded by a crooked son of a bitch who wanted only to reverse
the election results.
A shot of Chinaco Anejo tequila (the world's finest)
for the brave McDougal woman.
I look forward to possibly sharing a shot with her, someday.
What a book!
Get this book!
Maybe if you order two books you get 30% off?
So consider buying two books, or buy Susan's book and..
Letters to the Tulsa World
How long does the GOP blame Clinton?
How many more Republican administrations
are going
to blame their mistakes in foreign policy
on Bill Clinton?
US for freedom of religion
The United States was not created as a
Chirtsian nation.
It was created as a nation that promotes
freedom of religion.
This means you can be a Christian or anything
ekse you want.
Don't try to change history.
GOP in pockets of companies
We got our new insurance rate for this
year and I'm $107 shorter on
money this year than last year. The Republicans
are in the pockets of
all the pharmaceutical and insurance companies.
As soon as people
realize what's going on, we will vote differently
in the next election.
I especially like that last one.
If
the Democrats had any brains or the will to fight (a big if)
when they run
in 2004 they should ask in every speech, "Did
you enjoy spending Bush's big tax cut?"
People will say, "What big tax cut? I
didn't get no damn tax cut at all!"
That'll remind them that President Oil Slick only serves the
super-rich.
Quotes
"With its totally tasteless Wellstone memorial,
Democrats killed Walter Mondale's chance
of winning that seat and hurt Jean
Carnahan in Missouri as well. Why didn't the Clintons,
instead of clapping and laughing, send
word backstage to tone it down?
-- Margaret Carlson, (R-Backstabber)
blaming everything on Clinton AGAIN, this time
calling
Wellstone's Memorial the most outrageous thing that happened in
politics
all year.
Here's an incomplete list of things that outraged Carlson less than Paul Wellstone's Memorial.
the continuous assault on the
Bill of Rights by President Oil Slick and his religiously-insane AG
the upcoming war against an
oil-rich nation disguised as a "war on terror"
allowing BIG TIMBER to rape
the country at will, just to get more donations in 2004
allowing BIG POLLUTERS
to poison the country at will, just to get more donations in 2004
rolling back the standards on
clean water
rolling back the standards on
clean air
allowing BIG OIL to secretly
write America's energy policy
giving the crooked CEOs less
than a slap on the wrist for stealing billions
Cheney doing commercials for
Arthur Anderson, "a company you can trust"
the insurance lobby and BIG
corporations paying Bush to limit their liability damages
the religiously-insane Ashcroft
running from nudity on statues and calico cats
Ted Olson preparing for his
inevitable appointment to the Whore Supreme Court
(Gee, I wonder which way he'd rule in the next vote-counting
dispute)
Smirky McWarhardon using "Let's
roll" as a rallying cry at the damn Olympics
the crooked voting machines
that gave GOP candidates the same number of votes
(If numbers could fall that way naturally, there wouldn't
be a Vegas)
appointing "bloody hands" Kissinger
to investigate 9-11
a president so incredibly stupid,
he actually said "Fool me once, ...won't be fooled again"
Bush saying the Palestinian/Israeli
conflict should be worked out "on their timetable, not ours."
the Catholics methodically and
systematically protecting child rapists.
(That didn't outrage Catholic Carlson at all, but rallying
Democrats? Now that's an outrage!)
Bush and Cheney helping to overthrow
Venezuela's government to get better oil deals for the B.F.E.E.
The Carlyle Group getting ready
to make billions from their Lil' Puppet's oil war
Karl Rove being the second most
powerful man on the planet, his pet Chimp being the first.
the possible murder of Paul
Wellstone - not a problem, Carlson can look past that possibility if there's
a chance for her to get in another shot at Clinton
who was not in charge of Wellstone's service
The most powerful man in the
senate waxing nostalgic for the great days of segregation
the Clinton-hating pundit monopoly
which Margaret Carlson seems to have joined.
(Margaret, do you have kids entering college? Is that
why your turned whore? For the kids?
How expensive is Harvard these days, Margaret? When
are you moving to Fox?)
Max Cleland (D-War hero, tri-plegic)
losing because he was painted as "unpatriotic."
(There's certainly nothing for Margaret to be outraged
about there...)
Bush lying about not having
made up his mind about invading Iraq.
Just like with Clinton's impeachment, they're going
to do it no matter what the evidence shows.
the tax cuts that have thrown
31 states into near-bankruptcy, but then again, maybe Carlson
is now making enough money to qualify for one of
Bush's windfalls for the super-rich
Al Gore not running for re-election
because he knows people like Carlson and Cokie will
spend the entire year of 2004 lying about him, fabricating
quotes and praising President Dumber.
There are hundreds more, but the internet is only so big.
Margaret Carlson has joined the dark side and now sits squarely
on Karl Rove's lap.
Margaret, if you wanted to beat up the Democrats, why not attack
them for giving up?
Why not attack them for creating a one-party system to praise
the never-elected oil stooge?
..and since you've learned that attacking Clinton is the most
profitable industry in America
after prosititution and drugs, it can only mean one thing - you
have a book coming out and
you need to boost sales by appearing on Hannity, O'Reilly and
the vulgar Pigboy's show.
Thanks to Barry Crimmins, whose year end review assisted in this rant.
Subject: Bartcop radio blows?
Bart,
Everyone blows at first. I remember
when Conan was soooo bad that it was painful to watch,
SNL stunk at first (still does from year
to year) and Letterman was so awful it hurt to watch him.
Watch the pilots of any successful tv show
and while you can see bones of what became some
of the best shows on tv, they still were
not very good at first.
Keep the faith, and you will do OK.
Even if it blows, it will still be Bartcop,
and that can never be bad.
Denise
A short piece about Fox's Jillian Barberie and anal sex
Quotes
"Now I know why the most devoted wing-nuts
call themselves "ditto-heads." Over the past
few days, a fair amount of e-mail has
arrived from people who simply repeat the partisan
arguments voiced by Sean Hannity and
Rush Limbaugh in defense of Trent Lott: Robert Byrd
once uttered the phrase "white niggers,"
and once belonged to the Ku Klux Klan. Sam Ervin
Al Gore Sr., both deceased, cast votes
against civil rights 30 years ago or so. And Jesse Jackson
said "Hymietown. And then there is
the contingent that persistently traces every American ill
back to Bill Clinton's libido."
--Joe Conason, probably
from Joe Conason's Journal on salon.com
Marty's
Monday E! page
Baron Dave Romm's Auld Lang Syne
Free Stones concert in LA - it's a benefit & a lottery
Ozzy's Beatles
JK Rowling makes more than the Queen or Madonna
Barbara & Jenna on a Disney cruise with the BFEE
Urban Cowboy to be on Broadway
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Watching For The Signs
Subject: Privacy advocates strike back in Portland
Portland had a big stink about police going through your trash.
The Police chief, Mayor and DA all came
out in favor of it, saying trash is no longer
private property.so some reporters picked-up
theirs and published what they found!
Needless to say, the officials position on privacy took a dramatic change!
Kelley K
Excerpt:
"...the mayor went nuclear. When we confessed
that we had swiped her
recycling, she summoned us to her chambers.
"She wants you to bring the
trash--and bring the name of your attorney,"
said her press secretary, Sarah Bott.
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Quotes
“Despite the sob stories, there are many jobs
going unfilled at Christmastime,
when families on unemployment could
benefit from a paycheck.”
-- Rush, telling jobless people
to "knock it off."
Great Tom Tomorrow toon
Subject: Anglosaxland
Hi Bart:
I propose to rename USA to Anglosaxland, basing on the following reason:
As everyone knows, our "great" leader Richard
Cheney told, after GOP "won" the elections,
that finally this is the land of Anglo-Saxons,
and therefore the stolen election was not stolen at all.
The Raven
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"I have been following your legal problems
for a long time and I think what they
have done to you is a travesty. My
father was a long-time prosecutor in Los Angeles
before he began to practice defense
work. He knows how a prosecutor is supposed to act
and he believes what Starr is doing
to you is criminal.
I told him I had been asked to talk
to you, but I also warned him that if we agreed to
represent you it could cause the firm
enormous financial difficulties. He told me
'After what she's done standing up to
that bastard, someone should stand up for that girl.'
We agreed that someone should help
you."
-- Mark Geragos, introducing
himself to Susan McDougal in the LA jail.
A shot of Chinaco Anejo for Mark Geragos.
I'd like to share a shot with him, too
Remember, when Ashcroft comes for me - get me Mark Geragos!
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I had to work Saturday.
I'm really looking to reduce my hours, not increase them, but
the good news is ...I sold my first car.
Vic the Racist didn't feel like working so the boss drafted me,
which killed the weekend issue.
I told the customer, "I don't know anything about cars, I'm the
finance man. If you want a car,
I'll write up the papers, but don't ask me any questions about
anything," and one guy said "Yes!"
Sunday I told Mrs. Bart I'd take her to a movie and the K-Drag
Zoo to see the African Penguins.
Usually we go in the summer when it's hot enough to bake potatos*,
but we had a high of 60 today.
It must've been the weather, because the tigers and lions were
as perky as Katie Kouric.
Instead of just lying there like a Strom, they were walking around
and even running,
...so, that's my excuse for the poor output this weekend.
Should
we give in and let them roll over us?
Or
should we fight back?
If we had BartCop radio, supported by $5 and $10 subscriptions,
they
couldn't shut us up.
There's nothing they can do if we don't have to depend on them
to stay on the air.
Is bartcop.com worth $5
a month?
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Catch me if you can
Boy, was I wrong.
A month ago I predicted they wouldn't use the Cheryl Tiegs story
in this movie.
Not only did they use it, her character was "Cheryl the model."
Plus, they cheapened her down to a $1000 "date," when the real
figure was $10K.
Plus, in real life she was trying to raise money for charity
when she met Frank,
but in the movie she was simply selling sex.
Why would they take situation "X," involving a real former supermodel,
and then use her first name and then add cheapness to it?
Spielberg needs more lawsuits in his life?
Have a job opening? Need a job?
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to e-mail your resume to Ed.
Send him whatever details you want published.
Quotes
“The long-term political ramifications of this
Lott business is somewhat silly,
because the Democrats don't need to
shore up the black vote. They already have it.
What they're going to need is southern
white votes.”
-- Rush, explaining that the GOP has rhe racist redneck vote to themselves
Dec. 17-18 Time/CNN poll
Do you approve or disapprove of the way President Bush is handling his job as President?
Approve -- 55%
Disapprove -- 37%
That’s the lowest approval rating, and the
highest disapproval,
for Dubya in the Time/CNN poll since 9/11
Reminder: During impeachment, Clinton was at 72
percent approval,
and President Oil Slick has that 9-11 sympathy working for him.
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