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Quotes
"The Democrats say only two percent of Americans
get stock market dividends,
but the truth of the matter is
about fifty percent of Americans get dividends."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, lying again
Rush, please specify which Democrat said that, would you?
Bush
renominates cross-burning klansman
Kennedy says he will filibuster
Excerpt:
President Racist said he was renominating
Charles Pickering of Mississippi
to a federal appeals court, a step that
will almost certainly set off a Senate debate
over racial issues reminiscent of those
that toppled Trent Lott as majority leader.
Bush did this because Rove told him the gelding Democrats will
cave in.
Kennedy is threatening a filibuster?
ha ha
What a crock!
Kennedy wouldn't filibuster a bill to outlaw scotch.
Kennedy applauded when they nominated Ashcroft.
Kennedy applauded when they nominated Olson.
Kennedy applauded when they nominated Norton.
Democrats run and hide when controversy starts, and Rove knows
that
I'm so disgusted with this party of scared wimps.
I need a drink.
Give 'em Helen Thomas
Press
Briefing by Ari Fleischer
Excerpt:
Thomas: My follow-up is, why does
he want to drop bombs on innocent Iraqis?
Forktongue: Helen, the question is how to protect Americans, and our allies and friends --
Thomas: They're not attacking you.
Forktongue: -- from a country --
Thomas: Have they laid the glove on you or on the United States, the Iraqis, in 11 years?
Forktongue: I guess you have forgotten
about the Americans who were killed
in the first Gulf War as a result of Saddam Hussein's aggression then.
(Good move, Forky - remind us how many men died the last time a Bush bungled in Iraq.)
Thomas: Is this revenge, 11 years of revenge?
ha ha
Worse than that, when Jeb steals the White House, he'll have to
send even
more troops to avenge the men who died under Dim Son's
bungling.
From: mark crispin miller
Subject: Blacklist Grounds American Passengers
Excerpt:
Under the rubric of airline security, the
US government has established a No-Fly List
to harass, frustrate, delay, and forbid
the travel of more than 1,000 citizens.
Will you be added to the List?
Note: Mark is the author of.. 
Don't let the name fool you
Visit http://www.republicanpress.com
Media Whores Online
They're asking readers, "Who was the 'Whore of the Year' for 2002?"
I voted for Margaret Carlson, the back-stabbing, Clinton-hating turncoat.
I think she's earned the tile, 'Judessa Maximus.'
Quotes
"Giant tax cuts were responsible for Reagan's
twenty year boom.
The Democrats can't refute those simple
facts."
-- the Doctor of Disgust on
his Excrement in Broadcasting network
Rush - two things:
1. They damn sure can't refute that on
your show because you don't allow anyone
but ignorant Ditto-Monkeys
to speak because open phones would prove you a liar.
2. Reagan's twenty year boom?
That would be from 1981
to 2001?
I thought you said the Bush recession started under Clinton?
ha ha
Rush lies are so easy to refute - I could do it on tequila.
And if Reagan gave us
a twenty year boom, why did the voters fire Bush 41
(R-Arms to Terrorists) for
doing such a lousy job with the economy?
Hey BC,
I was mad about my bonus this year, until
I realized that I
could INVEST my money in 12 months of Bartcop
radio.
Benefits include me and my kids future
health, democratic freedoms, economic
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and the America our Fathers fought and died to preserve.
How could I afford NOT to subscribe?
As promised a month ago, here is a $10
a month subscription for one year in advance.
Get on the air soon. . .
STOP THE BUSHIT!
Prodigal Son
Prodigal Son,
You have moved BartCop Radio closer to the goal line (...what?)
You are now an official BCR subscriber.
I'll try to make your investment pay off.
allhatnocattle.com
More from (see above) Helen Thomas
Does
Helen Thomas read bartcop.com?
Forktongue: Helen, if you think that
the people of Iraq are in a position to dictate who their dictator is,
I don't think that has been what history has shown.
Thomas: I think many countries don't
have -- people don't have the decision -- including us!
ha ha
Go, Helen!
She's not afraid of Karl Rove...
The women are willing to fight back - but where are the men?
Quotes
“I'm not aware that FDR was ever challenged
by the press to make up his mind
whether Japan or Germany was a greater
threat during World War II because
we couldn't do both at the same time.
He was never forced to choose.”
--Rush the truth
Molester
Pigboy, the stuff you're not aware of could
fill up the Internet.
Second, both Japan and Germany were clear
threats.
We weren't lusting for one's oil after
being attacked by the other.
Christ, you're stupid, or lying or both.
Bart,
I know the cowards send you lots of hate-mail.
It's because they fear you.
Your Friend,
Iron Yuppy
IY, thanks for that.
I know that's particularly true of my stalkers, C-Rox, Lanny,
The Bird, The Anti-Bart etc.
They live to get my attention for three seconds.
They would volunteer to do trash pick-up in Tyler, Texas every
summer for a glance or a nod from me.
They live and breathe bartcop.com
If I stopped publishing tomoro, they would be hurt the
most.
It's spooky when ignorant, religio-wacked ditto-monkeys want to be you.
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to e-mail your resume to Ed.
Send him whatever details you want published.
BC:
I think you missed (slightly) the point
"T" was trying to make regarding the clamor
for a "Left Wing Rush." I predict
that within a year or two there will be one.
It will be someone like Alan Colmes who
will fail miserably. Then the corporate
whores will say, "See! The public
just isn't interested in listening to some 'left wing wacko!'"
The whores have learned, long ago, that
all they have to do is mollify the "Moron-Americans"
(as MWO calls them). The whores need
only to make the most intellectually lazy Americans
believe that "no one really trusts them
libruls." That's right out of the Sun Tzu and Goebbels playbook.
When BartCop Radio becomes reality, we all
have to get the word out that the real "Anti-Rush"
is the one and only BC! We also need
to find the way to make it as universally accessible as possible.
Jim H.
(Good morning, Mr. Poindexter; Mr. Ashcroft…)
Sorry, BC, but I always like to acknowledge
others who are reading my e-mails.
On Rush's Tuesday show, he replyed Dim Son's speech.
Every time Bush said he was going to cut taxes, Rush screamed
"Hubba,
hubba!"
You know why?
Because Rush with his hundreds of millions is one of the few actually
getting a tax cut.
You and I aren't getting much, if anything, but Rush will make
millions from this.
Tell me, how many people will Rush hire with those millions?
None, I guarantee it.
Do me a favor, if it won't get you fired, ask your Republican
boss if he got a tax cut last year.
I'll bet you real money he didn't, because if he did, he probably
is so rich that you don't see him at work.
...and the Democrats continue to cash their paychecks as tho they did some work.
Check Marty's
E! page
click
Subject: Here's the 2004 Democratic ticket:
The King of all Israel (and true ruler of
Palestine) and I have it all figured out.
Are you ready?
Edwards/Graham
Kerry is a bad, bad, bad idea. A Northeastern
liberal?
Yeah, we'll take the South with that
one.
Edwards is young, energetic, beautiful,
folksy and Clintonesque.
Plus he's a southerner and therefore won't
alienate some of the
middle-of-the-road soutehrners, and he
could potentially carry Carolina.
Bob Graham would almost certainly put Florida
in our column, and would
remind people of 2000, a campaign advantage
we lost when Gore bowed out.
So that's our pick: John Edwards/Bob Graham.
Christian
How long since you've been to www.awolbush.com?
How did America go broke?
Bush giving our money to his contributors.
And how many people did Colgate hire?
Zero
From www.michaelmoore.com
"Bowling for Columbine" continues to roll on across
the country in a way no one ever imagined.
It has more than doubled the all-time
box office record for a documentary.
Wouldn't it be cool if Lyon's & Conason's "The Hunting of
The President"
did even more business than Moore's "Columbine?"
Subject: TIME Magazine
As luck would have it, I subscribe to "TIME,"
or at least I did until the phone call I just made.
Me: (After the ID process) I want to cancel effective immediately, and I want a refund.
Operator: I'm sorry to hear that. Is there any particular reason?
Me: Yes. I read bartcop.com, and I find the site much more reliable than your magazine.
Operator: Oh.
Lawrence of Cali
ha ha
Watch that whore TIME contact us with an apology...
Teddy bears, shirts, coffee mugs, caps etc
Hey,
I like your attitude, Bart!
I'm a Vietnam vet, forward observer, infantry
attached to artillery.
I hate what's happening here, makes me
feel like emigrating, but I'm going to stay and fight back.
Nam was for opium, this one is for oil,
and too many of our kids just don't seem to know any better,
they don't realize what's at stake. I like
anyone who tells it like it is and promotes the truth,
and you seem to be able to do that and
keep a sense of humor.
Please keep it going!
[donation enclosed]
Migs
Migs, ...wild horses...
Incredible,
But True
by Christian Livemore
Excerpt:
But we are motivated. I mean, this is meaning
of life stuff we’re talking about here.
And we’re a little short on that in my
family. My mother gave me three pieces of
advice in my entire life: Always eat the
green vegetabes, Never go anywhere you
have to wear a bra, and Only ask questions
you already know the answers to;
that way you can impress people at parties.
W.
and Karl, Going to a Garden Party
by Modo the Dragon lady
Excerpt:
"But at their convention in New York, they can produce a hip-hop show
that camouflages
their hip-G.O.P. policies. Just as they did in Philadelphia in
2000, when they put on a
minstrel show for the Babbity white guys in the stands.
A black woman sang "The Star-Spangled Banner," a Latino activist
yelled "Puerto Rico, I love you!"
Hispanics wore sombreros and Miss America spoke with an insulin
pump under her evening gown.
This urban pageant was meant to signal suburbanites that W. was
not scary, even if he had made]
that pilgrimage to Bob Jones U. — where the minorities on stage
wouldn't even be allowed to
hold hands with the white delegates."
When you're young and in love, only one thing matters.
bartcop.com
From: Marianne
Subject: Australian jargon for the Religious Right
Hi!
Just thought you'd like to know some Australian
slang.
The correct term for religious zealots
is "God-botherers".
I love your website!
Marianne
Check out 'Thinking it Through'
Excerpt:
"... it’s a cliché to mock President Junior’s
drug store cowboy act. The role itself was already
threadbare when Ronald Reagan played it.
Besides, the average Clint Eastwood western is rich
with nuance compared to the two-dimensional
melodrama of Bush foreign policy. (In “Pale Rider,”
the villain is a claim-jumping, strip-mining
tycoon who’d be a GOP donor in 2003.) Melodramatic
clashes between pure good and absolute
evil are more apt to be found on the fantasy and science
fiction shelf these days—films where the
bad guys aren’t even human.
Subject: Secret U.S. Torture Policy
Bart,
I've been following the story that was broken
in The Washington Post about
the secret policy of torture that is being
used against the captives being held overseas.
The original story in The Post was very
illuminating.
This
is a link to the editorial that followed the next day
I'm hearing the press reporting a few denials of the story but no real reporting is going on.
How can .. the Bush administration
makes torture an official practice?
Is there anything Bartcop can do to bring
this out into the open?
Amy
Amy, I think you have the wrong impression.
Bush announced over a year ago that we're holding the Taliban/Al-Qaeda
in
Guantanamo in Cuba so we can torture them without breaking any
laws on US soil.
Everybody knows they're torturing those goat-herders.
The problem is the scared bunny Democrats will do anything
Bush wants.
As far as what I can do, I've been running this for over a year:
"Who can
I secret torture next?
I'll call Frist, maybe he has some kittens..."
Should
we give up?
Or
should we resist?
If we had BartCop Radio, supported by 25 cents a day subscriptions,
they
couldn't shut us up.
There's nothing they could do to make us stay quiet.
We don't need no stinking license.
We don't have to answer to some stinking mobbed-up FCC
No better-then-thou Footloose preachers telling us we can't dance.
No censorship, no politically correct "net nannies" barking "You
can't say that."
Is bartcop.com worth $5
a month?
Is the freedom to say anything we want worth five or ten dollars?
They own the TV networks, the major papers and talk radio.
The Internet Resistance is all we have.
Click Here to get BartCop Radio sooner rather than later
Welcome,
GOP. Now, please leave
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
"Choosing New York means that Mr. Rove
intends to pursue the "national security" strategy
that served his party so well in the midterm
elections. He will continue to exploit the memory
of Sept. 11, as any politician would be
expected to do. But that approach has its risks.
The conclusions of the independent commission
appointed to investigate the terrorist attack
may be deeply unflattering to the Bush
administration, despite White House efforts to bury
the subject. And the leaders of the gang
responsible for that atrocity may still be at large
two years from now.
Perhaps Democrats should plan to decorate
the neighborhood around Madison Square Garden
with posters of that bearded Islamist gangster,
with a phrase the President may remember:
'Wanted: Dead or Alive.'"
No, they won't do that.
It makes too much sense and it would take a quarter ounce of
courage.
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