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Quotes
"Time is running out for Mister Saddam Hussein."
-- Smirk the Wonder Chicken, all day yesterday.
Wait a minute...
On Monday, every newscast was blaring, "Bush
is willing to be patient."
On Tuesday, the message is "Time is
running out."
Do they have any idea what they're doing?
Geez, if America had a Free Press, they'd call this rudderless
crap, "rudderless crap,"
but since the media is entirely owned big pro-Bush BIG business,
we can't get the truth.
It's enough to make you want to start your own web page.
Excerpt:
The reaction to 9/11 is beyond anything
Osama bin Laden could have hoped for
in his nastiest dreams. The imminent
war was planned years before bin Laden struck,
but it was he who made it possible. Without
bin Laden, the Bush junta would still be
trying to explain such tricky matters as
how it came to be elected in the first place;
Enron; its shameless favouring of the already-too-rich;
its reckless disregard for the
world’s poor, the ecology and a raft of
unilaterally abrogated international treaties.
How Bush and his junta succeeded in deflecting
America’s anger from bin Laden
to Saddam Hussein is one of the great public
relations conjuring tricks of history.
But they swung it. A recent poll tells
us that one in two Americans now believe
Saddam was responsible for the attack
on the World Trade Centre. But the
American public is not merely being misled.
It is being browbeaten and kept in
a state of ignorance and fear. The carefully
orchestrated neurosis should carry
Bush and his fellow conspirators nicely
into the next election.
Quotes
"Politics are hurting a good man like Pickering...
The controversy has "run his
name into the ground. He was sworn
to be honest and fair when he took office,
and that's what he was, honest and
fair."
-- Daniel Swan, the Mississippi
cross-burner who got a much-reduced sentence
after
Pickering intervened with prosecutors.
Anybody want to bet the Democrats can't pull off a successful filibuster?
Reagan's hand-picked biographer says...
Excerpt:
Bush took office expressing contempt for
international treaties, then used 9/11 to vent the
kind of whup ass threats against the blameless
North Koreans normally limited to bad
country songs. (Blameless in 9/11, that
is.) If Junior had acted that belligerent back in his
drinking days, he'd have no teeth left.
ha ha
Remember when a very drunk Dubya screamed, "You
dirty, lying mother-effer!"
to Al Hunt when Hunt was dining in a Dallas restaurant with his
wife and little girl?
Hunt should've made Smirk donate some teeth for that, right then, right there.
Never surrender
Quotes
"I refuse to negotiate with North Korea,
but I am willing to offer them
food and energy assistance if
they stop their nuke-u-ler program."
-- President Doesn't-know-the-meaning-of-the-word
"negotiate"
I wonder how many abortions Laura Schlessinger has had?
Two?
Three?
...more than three?
The GOP
chose New York
for their
2004 Nazi-Con
What's
That Smell?
by Party_like_its_1984
Excerpt:
Yesterday, I heard the biggest, smelliest,
steamiest pile of crap that I have heard in my whole life,
and it all came out of White House speachwriter
David Frum while he was being interviewed on
my local NPR station. It was really something,
readers. You're in for a treat. As Fat Bastard
would say, "Ach, I'm not kiddin. I've got
a crap on deck that could choke a donkey."
Quotes
“I'm absolutely confident that everybody has
been put to death has
two things -- one, they were guilty
of the crime charged, and secondly
they had full access to our courts,
both state and federal."
--President Lying-thru-his-teeth
Bush's staffers say he never even read the sentencing reports,
so he has no idea if the
people he had executed were guilty or not. The lazy bastard would
ask the staffer who
wrote the report if the guy was guilty and the staffer always
answered, "Yes," so Bush
had them murdered rather than stop playing Play Station Baseball
and read it himself.
He not only the stupidest president in history - he's the laziest,
too.
What do we expect?
The snot-nosed rich boy never worked a day in his pampered life.
Kill
him! Kill BartCop right now!
He's
too close to the truth!
Stirring
up trouble, ...asking questions...
I
wanna kill!
Attacking
me is helping AlQaeda!
I
wanna kill!
For
the "safety of America"
I
wanna kill!
You want to see an Okie beat up GE?
Excerpt:
The book describes the David and Goliath
struggle between the largest corporation in
the world, GE, and one of the most controversial
religions in the world, Christian Science.
This saga pits General Electric and Christian
Scientists against one another in a battle
complicated by corporate greed, broken
promises and unanswered questions. The result:
a travesty riddled with unclean motives
and a group of trusting people left out in the cold.
Quotes
"Joe Lieberman announced yesterday he is running
for President.
You can just feel the excitement in
the room. If you don’t remember him,
he’s the one that looks like the little
guy from Penn & Teller. They keep
saying if he wins, Joe Lieberman will
not be the first Jewish American to
hold the presidency in his hands. That,
of course, was Monica Lewinsky."
--Jay Leno
Excerpt:
President Reagan legalized conventional
military sales to Iraq in 1982, and resulting sales amounted
to more than a billion dollars' worth of
exports with military use in the same year. Along with direct
military-use products and even more "dual-use"
exports, however, the Reagan and Bush administrations
furnished more indirect potencies: with
the assistance in intelligence -- if you call it that -- and money and
arms, the United States also furnished
Saddam with biological and chemical capabilities.
The B.F.E.E. got rich arming Islamic Jihad, Saddam,
Osama and the others.
They'll get even richer (spilling brave American blood) taking
them down.
Quotes
"Bush supporters point out the president is
sometimes forced to pursue two
widely divergent strategies at the
same time. They say our president can walk
and chew gum at the same time. This
ignores the fact that Mr. Bush can't even
eat a pretzel and watch a football
game at the same time. It's too much for him.."
--Paul
Begala, Crossfire, 01/14/03
Monsters,
Inc.
The Pentagon plan to create mutant "super-soldiers"
by my good friend Chris Floyd
Excerpt:
The great wizard, leader of the Wise, once
known to all the world as a force for good, has turned bitter,
fearful--and ambitious. Aping the ways
of the evil he once fought--brutality, dominance, greed, terror--he
descends to his secret laboratory, where,
with black arts of alchemy and fiendish technology, he breeds a
race of mutant warriors, "iron bodied and
iron willed": fierce fighters who can attack day and night, without
rest, their combat spirit kept soaring
by spikes of lightning from the wizard's wand.
A scene from Tolkein's Lord of the Rings,
where the corrupted wizard Saruman fashions his monstrous
Uruk-Hai to wage a relentless, remorseless
war for dominion? No; unfortunately it's a very real scheme
now being pursued by the Pentagon, whose
dope wizards and gene splicers are working on the creation
of the "Extended Performance War Fighter,"
the Daily Telegraph and Christian Science Monitor report.
Has Bush been good for tech stocks?
Clinton's 5000 has turned into Bush's 1400.
Bush's wild bungling and power-grab for the super-rich wiped
out millions of us, financially.
The never-elected Fraud is a disgrace to America and should resign
the pResidency today.
"Reaching out" to prevent blacks from getting an education
Bush
to Oppose Race-Based Admissions
Somewhere, Ward Connerly has wood
Excerpt:
Bush plans to declare his opposition to
University of Michigan admissions policies
that give preference to black and Hispanic
students, injecting the White House into
the Supreme Court's most far-reaching affirmative
action case in a generation.
Bush plans to pay tribute to the value of
racial diversity in higher education.
But he plans to argue that Michigan's approach
is flawed.
I have a question:
How did Clarence Thomas get his lifetime appointment?
Wasn't it thru race-based admissions?
You bet your ass, it was.
Vic the Racist isn't working tomorrow, so he's unknowingly shutting
down
the most insightful and entertaining
tequila treehouse on the www.
Please God, deliver me from this nutty and unfair situation.
New issue Friday.
Traditional American values...
Lucky mail day
The postman hit a home run yesterday.
He delivered the long-awaited comp package from The Rio, which
concludes our negotiations.
He also delivered a free round-trip-to-anywhere coupon from Southwest
Airlines.
I figured this frequent-flyer thing out, after all these years.
1. We went to Vegas for the BartFest in September. (4 pts)
2. We went to Galveston in November to see her folks. (4 pts)
3. We qualified for a SWA VISA card (2 pts)
...and then we started charging everything on the card.
Groceries, liquor, gas, car repairs, car insurance - hell, I've
been making my BartCop Manor
mortgage payment and utilities thru the SWA card, and after a
couple of months, we qualified
for another 6 pts so now we have a round-trip ticket for 2 anywhere.
Wait, it gets better.
Remember my ne'er-do well buddy?
He's got it down to an art.
He's so totally broke all the time (can't hold a job) yet he's
always flying someplace.
Here's what he does (and you can do it, too).
Sign up for SWA e-mail list. Every Tuesday, they
send you a list of cheapie fares.
By cheapie, I mean Dallas $34, Kansas City $37, St Louis $38,
etc.
He takes a bunch of those, then when he free trip comes up, he
flies to San Fransisco,
or LA or Orlando or Providence, RI - somewhere really far away.
To make it better, SWA is going 2-for-1 on miles until summer.
So the question is, why did I discover this at age 49? If I was
smarter, I could've discovered
this at 19 and spent the last 30 years traveling the globe like
my name was Abagnale.
Republicans
scrap old vows as media naps
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
That old Contract with America—the document
signed in September 1994 by nearly
every House Republican, including the present
leadership—has been relegated to the
dustbin of history, along with its author,
Newt Gingrich. The "contract" turns out to
have been the same kind of reliable guarantee
that comes with a TV mail-order
potato-peeler or an Internet investment
scam.
Quotes
"After two years of beating up rhetorically
on North Korea and beating our chest
and announcing we're not going to put
up with this, we're not going to stand for this,
and calling the president of North Korea
names, not that the guy was that well rooted
to begin with, we now have the new Bush
policy, which is talk to them. And you know
what that is? That's also called the
old Clinton policy. "
--Ann Lewis of the DNC, Crossfire,
01/14/03
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ha ha
Who's more stupid?
Red-Ink Reagan or George HappyCrack?
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Quotes
"The Bush administration brought a change in
relationship with both Koreas.
Rejection of the "sunshine policy,"
which had earned the Nobel Peace Prize
for South Korean President Kim Dae Jung;
announcements that North Korea,
like Iraq and Iran, was part of an "axis
of evil"; public statements that the new
"Great Leader" was loathed as a "pygmy"
who deliberately starved his own people,
that America was prepared to fight two
wars at the same time, and that our missile
defense system was a shield against
North Korea -- all this helped cause many in
that country to assume that they were
next on America's hit list after Iraq."
--Jimmy
Carter, Back to the Framework, washingtonpost.com
Bush will create as many wars as he can.
It keeps voter's minds off his domestic failure,
and it gives the polls a chance to call
him " great at foreign policy," but most of all it
makes the Carlyle Group and the B.F.E.E. richer than Bill
Gates.
There
he goes again...
American Stranger's newest movie
http://www.takebackthemedia.com/pentagoon.html
Check Marty's
E! page
Michael Dare
West Wing inks deal
Cock kills it's
handler
Michael Powell (FCC) concerned with whore media
Jerry Lee Lewis' sister suing Van Morrison
Diana Ross video will be released with no audio.
...and a ghost ship
Marty's page today is hueueueuge
click
Subject: 24
Bart, you wrote,
<<You won't believe this, but tonight on 24, Kimberly gets kidnapped again!>>
What, pray tell, do you have against blondes?
Oh, because she's Canadian? HaHa!
Lawrence of Cali
That girl is as dumb as the man some call "Mr. President"
Somehow, she looks less-stupid off-camera.
..
Look at that again - IBM made 11 billion!
So President Crooked gave them 2.5 billion more of our Social
Security money?
What about Mom & Pop's Hardware store?
What did they get from Bush?
F-ing Zero
And how many people did IBM hire with Bush's $2.5B "stimulus package?"
F-ing Zero
So why did they get all those billions?
Whose money is that, HappyCrack?
Why do the super-rich get our Social Security money?
To prop up the Illegal Oil Puppet for another four years?
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is now a valid address.
That's what I need - another mailbox to
check!
Please send all BCR
stuff to that address.
Moon
Shadow
The Rev, Bush & North Korea
by Wayne Masden
Excerpt:
For twenty years, Sun Myung Moon's main
policy laundering enterprise for his incessant
influence-peddling has been The Washington
Times, the money-losing newspaper he owns
outright through New World Communications,
Inc., the paper's parent publishing company.
Moon launched The Washington Times in 1982,
just a few years after one of Moon's associates,
Tongsun Park, was indicted for paying bribes
to a number of U.S. politicians. The paper, which
has a dearth of advertising revenue, has
lost more than $1 billion dollars since its inception.
Nevertheless, it has become a powerful
conservative voice throughout Republican ranks.
In 1996, former President Bush, who has
taken millions of dollars in speaking fees from Moon,
spoke before a Moon audience in Argentina
and declared Moon to be a "man of vision."
Bush 41, who could never really grasp the
"vision thing," decided Moon had it.
The Moonies have been in bed with the B.F.E.E. for years.
I don't think the Moonies should be writing America's foreign
policy - do you?
Quotes
“The UN thinks Clinton is the smartest guy
alive on the planet today.
They have such respect for his intellect
and brain, they think he’s a Mensa member.
They don't think that, of course, of
Bush.”
--Rush Limbaugh, finally getting one right
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She's right.
The media is spoon-feeding us whatever message Mr Rove wants
out.
Talk radio, TV, newspapers - these days there's no difference.
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we give up?
Or
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Somewhere, a rich liberal telling himself,
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I should send him a check for $50K
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Quotes
“When liberals make fun of us, it's not for
what we believe.
They’ll say Reagan is senile, Bush
is stupid, or I'm fat,
but that's the best they have.”
-- The vulgar Pigboy, back to lying again.
Rush, what about October Surprise?
Reagan and Bush illegally made a secret deal with terrorists
to win the 1980 election.
What about Iran-Contra, stealing missles and then selling
them to Islamic Jihad?
What about Bush's secret number of arrests?
What about Bush hiding Reagan's presidential papers?
Bush said, "I trust the American people,
Gore doesn't"
What about the pardon Bush used to bury the truth about his presidential
crimes?
What about the fifteen
year old who got an abortion paid for by Bush?
What about Saint
Reagan being a rapist?
We have LOTS more than Bush is stupid, Pigboy.
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