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Quotes
"I believe that while race-neutral means are
preferable, it is appropriate
to use race as one factor among others
in achieving a diverse student body."
There are circumstances in which it
is necessary to consider race as a factor
among many factors in diversifying
colleges."
-- Condi Rice, not as racist as
her boss?
Mr. Rove and the non-elected idiot will be pissed.
The
Right Blames God and Bush for 9/11?
by David Corn
Excerpt:
The Right Blames God and Bush for 9/11?
"One
of the reason I believe the spiritual door
was opened for an attack against the
United States of America," Inhofe huffed, "is that the
policy of our government has been to
ask the Israelis, and demand it with pressure, not to
retaliate in a significant way against
the terrorist strikes that have been launched against them."
In other words, on Sept. 11, God allowed
airliners to be piloted into the WTC and the Pentagon
because U.S. actions related to Israel
were not to His/Her liking. How else to interpret Inhofe's words?
A "spiritual door opened" for the attack?
Well, who's in charge of spiritual doors – and opening and closing them?
You can't get more religiously insane than Jim Inhofe.
He is Oklahoma's premier embarrassment.
Quotes
"George Bush has jumped into the fray at the
University of Michigan,
saying too many black kids are getting
in. It's nice to know that while Bush
is juggling wars against North Korea
and Iraq, and struggling to get the
economy back on track, he still has
time to stick it to the black man.
-- Tina Fey, Weekend
Update
Are there two Michael Medveds?
I ask, because Thursday I read an article in USA Today by a
Michael Medved about the
differences between the kinds of movies the public loves and
what the film critics love.
The reason I think there must be two Medveds, is because in this column:
There was no mention of Bill
Clinton's penis.
There was no mention of certain
cigars going in wrong places.
There was no mention of Hillary
forcing Stalinism down our throats.
There was no mention of "liberal
hypocrisy."
There was no mention of Hillary's
"lesbian agenda"
There was no mention of Bill
"feminizing the military."
There was no mention of Clinton
"raping teen virgins."
There was no mention of the
"genius" currently in the White House.
There was no mention of Saint
Red-Ink.
So, I'm thinking there must be two Michael Medveds
and it's odd that both of them write for USA Today.
Subject: The most scandalous administration?
Reagan #1 by far
Reagan had over 100 charged with crimes.
He had 245 investigated by Justice &
OIC's. Not Congress witch hunts.
Clinton--wow!--Repugs in Congress spent $110,000,000 on hearings and investigations.
Result---one person was "convicted" of a
"felony" which was commited
while "working for" President Wonderful.
ONE.
Mike Espy's Chief Of Staff was charged with
major crime of taking few trips.
He could not afford to fight Smaltzsmear.
Had he fought he would have been
found not guilty for even Smaltzmear said
there was no quid pro quo.
Quite a difference---1 versus over 100
clarence swinney
The worst part is when ditto-monkey writers refer to the "scandal-plagued"
Clinton administration,
even tho Clinton's was the cleanest administration of our lifetime.
And, of course, the Democrats are too timid to attack President
Unelected
so we just have to put up with it until the Demos get some stones.
Excerpt:
HUSTLER: So the FBI and CIA agents
were pissed at George W.?
PALAST: They are furious. He blindsided
our intelligence agencies.
How could a trillion-dollar intelligence
operation like the CIA not foresee
the most deadly attack on America since
Pearl Harbor?
The answer is not because Bush knew about
September 11 in advance.
Rather, they were told not to look because
of connections that are political,
personal and financial between the Bushes
and the Saudis.
When these agencies were told not to look,
there was a lot not to look at.
Bart,
Just as I suspected, the VNS results during
the midterm elections were not buried because
of technical problems with gathering the
polling data, but were buried because the polling data
was too far removed from the PRE-DETERMINED
ELECTION RESULTS.
So they crammed the exit polling in the
closet so no one would become suspicious.
Remember on election night? All the interviews
from state to state talking about how record
minority turnout was reaching presidential-year
levels? Funny how no one has talked about any
of that since. In fact, the next day the
talking heads on tv were completely contradicting what
was said the night before.
Guess what? The exit polling data was right.
It was the vote tally that was wrong (read: rigged).
But what's another stolen election between
corporate buddies?
American Democracy is dead. Let's toast it's memory over a nice little "tea party."
Karl Evans
Hey, I'm always up for a party.
Quotes
"This is fucking great."
-- Bono, accepting his Golden
Globe award live on NBC last night
The
Shield
A TV show on the F/X Network
ha ha
Can they do that on non-pay TV?
Vic spent last weekend in Tijuana, and wasn't aware of the rape
of the ten-year old.
When he heard about that little girl, just like Sipowitz,
he went ape-shit ten ways.
ha ha
Look out, Sopranos, here comes the F/X Network.
Ol' Vic has less use for the United States Constitution than Ted
Olson,
and I have no problem putting that into print.
Vic and his armed goons invaded the suspect's castle and secured
the taxpayers.
Vic turned on the oven burners and asked the rapist to please
do this the "nice" way.
ha ha
The rapist declined, ...so Vic put a Michael Jackson on
his face.
Eeeeuuuuuuuuu....!!!
Don't fuck with Vic.
I promise, it's damn brutal cinema, ...but it has to be.
It's a show about cooked cops in LA Rampart.
The
GOP Deficitaholics Fall Off the Wagon Again
by Paul Krugman,
Excerpt:
Picture a recovering alcoholic falling
off the wagon.
First he says he can handle a few drinks.
Then, when his inebriation can't
be denied, he insists it's only a temporary
lapse. But eventually he turns mean.
"What's so great about being sober?"
he
growls, reaching for another bottle.
As a drunk is to alcohol, the Bush administration is to budget deficits.
The Golden Globes
Did Lara Flynn Biyle lose a bet with Jack?
Did he dare her to go on TV as a ballerina?
The big winner of the night was "The Shield" and my man Vic (Michael Chiklis).
He
won Best Actor, beating out Galdolfini and Sheen,
and The
Shield beat out The Sopranos and
West Wing.
The Shield is the best show on TV that you're not
watching.
From: Bullet Boy
Subject: VNS - DNF
Ha-Ha !
You think because an estimation system was
unable to process
incomplete data correctly, that means the
election was fixed?
That a modelled outcome is more accurate
than the actual results?
Ha-Ha- HAAAAAA-A-A-A !!!!!
Boy are you S-T-U-P-I-D !
You could be right - I've never denied being stupid.
But I wonder if you're familiar with the facts...
For decades, exit polls have been pretty accurate at predicting
winners, at least
until they were replaced by the CIA-assisted, Diebold-software
voting machines.
Funny, in state after state, people said they voted Democrat but
then, state after state,
the Diebold-results (that, by law, can't be independently verified)
came back pro-GOP.
As you said, I'm stupid, but way back in 1990, I could program
a jukebox to play certain
songs at certain times. That makes me wonder how hard it would
be for an expert to
program a voting machine to record an extra hundred GOP votes
every hour.
It was on the talk show, "Open Mike" that
Marge Thrasher announced the assassination
of Martin Luther King, Jr. That was a memorable
moment for the women of WHER.
Marge Thrasher hosted a call-in program the day MLK was assassinated.
Marge Thrasher: "He was killed in the late
afternoon. I was on the air.
And they chose 'Open Mike' because of a
big listening audience to pay respects.
I can remember reading the prepared statement.
Then played a Mahalia Jackson hymn.
Then I said, 'Now we'll take calls.' I
said, 'Good afternoon, this is Open Mike.'
And it was a lady and she said, 'Are
you a nigger or a nigger lover?' and hung up.
And I thought 'what?' I was stunned. Charlie
Sullivan was stunned.
We had nothing on the air, I mean this
is dead silence. And I got up and walked out."
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- Michael Moore
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Quotes
"There is a human condition that we must worry
about in times of war.
There is a value system that cannot
be compromised--God-given values.
These aren't United States-created
values."
--Dubya, doing God's will by murdering those with a different book
Kill
them! Kill them all right now!
They
worship a different book,
so
we must kill them.
I
wanna kill!
I
want that oil, too, for the "safety of America"
I
wanna kill!
Martin
Luther
King Day
by Rude Rich
Quotes
"They say eating caviar cures depression. That's
if you have a good health plan.
If you have an HMO, they give
you a day-old Mrs. Paul's fish stick."
-- Jay Leno
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Roger spends his day sending this kind of mail to people.
He's one of those freaks who gathers with like-thinking people
to read and masturbate to bartcop.com, the poor bastard.
Isn't that sick?
I feel sorry for him.
If we stopped publishing tomoro, he would be crushed the
most.
His life has no meaning without bartcop.com
He is a very sad and lonely person.
Subject: VNS question
VNS hired Battelle Memorial Institute to
overhaul its computer system.
It failed miserably, and Battelle is blamed,
"we had IT issues that Battelle just wasn't equipped to handle."
If Battelle wasn't big enough for the VNS
job, then WHY is Battelle one of the
top 10 IT contractors for the government
along with the Carlyle Group?:
Top Federal IT Firms for 2001
45, Carlyle Group, http://www.carlylegroup.com,
$128,960,000, Washington,
49, Battelle Memorial Institute, http://www.battelle.org,
$109,428,000, Columbus, Ohio,
I had a similar thgought from another direction - all those stories
I read about VNS,
none of them reported the name "Batelle," and I wondered why.
If a big company
can't get the job done with two-years-plus preparation, they
must suck really bad,
so why not publicly identify the company that cost us our right
to vote?
From: Susan McDougal's book publishers
Bart: here's Susan McDougal's media
schedule.
Also, C-SPAN's Book TV will be rebroadcasting
Susan's Little Rock
bookstore talk on Sunday, January 26th
at 10am, and again at 10pm.
The Woman Who Wouldn't Talk by Susan McDougal
o Arkansas Democrat Gazette, December
15, 2002
o NBC-TV's The Today Show appearance
January 17, 2003
o Fox morning news 1/17/03 (directly
following her Today show appearance.)
o FOX News Channel's "From the Heartland
with John Kasich" interview TK
o Ft. Worth Star Telegram 3 page
interview to run in paper and appear
on Knight Ridder and
New York Times syndication wires on Jan. 20, 2003
o CBS National Weekend news segment
to air the weekend of 1/24/03
o Ladies Home Journal interview April
2003
o Booksense 76 pick for Jan/Feb 2003
o CBS Early Show 1/20/02
o CNN's "Crossfire" 1/20/03
o Larry King Live Jan. 29
o Geraldo Jan. 26th
o Greta Van Susteren Jan. 22
o More magazine interview June 2003
o Philadelphia Inquirer feature to
run the week of Jan. 20
o New York Times Book Review Jan.
26
Events:
Barnes & Noble Georgetown, 1/21/03
Barnes & Noble Upper West Side NYC,
1/24/03
Barnes & Noble Los Angeles (Grove),
2/6/03
Borders San Francisco (Union Square), 2/8/03
Barnes & Noble Emeryville, 2/10/03
Borders Seattle (12:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Elliott Bay Seattle (5:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Radio:
Diane Rehm NPR interview Jan. 21 at 11a.m.
(one full hour)
New York & Company Jan. 23
Please,
Mr Rove, tell us what to print today.
Quotes
"The President is casting his mission and that
of the country
in the grand vision of God's
master plan."
--Bob Woodward, sucking
on the Bush Family Evil Empire teat
I'm so old, I remember when Bob Woodward was an objective reporter.
Now he's a whore who realizes he can sell more books that start
with "I love W"
Statistical Anamoly
I had a chance to view the hit counter, and was shocked at what
I saw.
January 6th set a new record for unique hits in one day.
More hits than September 11, 2001, more hits than the last election
theft.
I e-mailed Marc Perkel and asked him if upgrading the server would
cause
some kind of double-hit shenanigans, but he said the stats were
real.
So what happened on January 6th?
me if you have a clue.
How America watches corporate news.
Quotes
"Without Derecheckeye saying 'I love you, Mommy'
I couldn't get out of bed in
the morning."
-- Laura the Unloved, who had a baby so she could
train it to say "I love you."
Laura, the kid's in his twenties now.
He already more warped than Michael Jackson's kids.
Can't you let him go?
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Quotes
"I'm not a textbook player. I'm a gut player..."
-- the stupidest president in history
He's a gut player because he can't read or understand the textbook.
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I want Iraq's oil!
Quotes
"The government itself is running exactly like
the Sopranos. Bush has cut deals with
France and Russia so the UN Security
Council won't complain when we go into a war
with Iraq and kill a lot of innocent
people. Bush says, 'France, you're getting the pipelines.' "
--George Clooney to
Charlie Rose
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Dave says Hey
It was so cold in New York today that the
"Gangs of New York" were wearing mittens.
It was so cold here today that I saw a
guy with his tongue stuck to a hooker.
President Bush's approval ratings have taken
a dip for the first time.Now down to 58 percent.
Look out, because once it hits 50 – he's
going to start drinking again.
North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-il has been
called an under-achiever that succeeded his father.
Thank God nothing like that could ever
happen here!
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Update:
The tech boys came over this weekend and sprayed for Windows
XP.
Once they got rid of that, they re-installed Windows 98, a system
that works.
Since they had to wipe the C drive clean, I stored everything
I had on CD.
Of course, that caused a lot of problems because CDs are "read-only,"
which means I couldn't add anything to upload to Perkel's server.
I finally got that fixed, so we're back in business, taking more
baby steps
towards the inevitable unveiling of BartCop Radio.
Should
we give up?
Or
should we resist?
I say we fight back!
If we had BartCop Radio, supported by 20 cents a day subscriptions,
they
couldn't shut us up.
Let's take the fight to them. Pardon my French, but fuck
a bunch of defense.
Let's go on offense and make their heads spin until they're
too dizzy to lie to us again.
Is bartcop.com worth $5
a month?
Is the freedom to say anything we want worth five or ten dollars?
They own the TV networks, the major papers and talk radio.
The Internet Resistance is all we have.
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Quotes
"Make no mistake, Total Information Awareness
would encourage
faceless federal agents to engage in
blind fishing expeditions into
the information that we most want to
keep private."
-- Former Rep. Bob Barr, who wishes nobody knew
that he wrote
a check to an abortionist
tyo murder his unborn baby daughter
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