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Quotes
"I mentioned early on that I recognize there
are hurdles,
and we're going to achieve those
hurdles."
-- President too stupid
to believe, St. Louis, Jan. 22
I don't want to hear one more person say, "Dubya's
not as stupid as everyone thinks."
Bush makes Dan Quayle seem as smart as Stephen Hawking.
ha ha
The moron president has never been told
'No,' before.
He's in his room and refuses to come out
- even for Condi!
Smirk's plan was to be at war while the
Super Bowl was going on.
...and the "infuriated" vulgar Pigboy is
throwing one of the biggest hissy fits of his career,
calling France and Germany, "thug,
rouge, tin-dictator despots and appeasers" for
not wanting war as much as President Death.
The arrogant bastards can't conceive of the
possibility that murdering a country to
steal their oil might been seen as wrong by other nations.
Hey Dim Son!
When your friends tell you you're screwing
up - sometimes they're right.
ha ha
Eat it, George!
America doesn't like your bloody oil war.
America doesn't like your tax cuts for the rich.
America doesn't like your racist policies.
America doesn't like your dirty crime family.
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The
Politics of the Herd
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
The most remarkable thing ...was
how little the public actually knew about Iraq despite months
of White House drum-beating . “As far as
you know,” pollsters asked “how many of the 9-11
hijackers were Iraqi citizens, most of
them, some of them, just one, or none?” Here’s what they said:
Most: 21%
Some: 23%
Just one: 6%
None: 17%
Don’t know: 33%
The correct answer, of course, is that there
were no Iraqis involved in the 9/11 attacks—not one.
Most were from our wonderful ally, Saudi
Arabia. How any sentient American could fail to know
that is a mystery. I’m confident more could
identify Jennifer Anniston’s husband or the Oakland
Raiders quarterback.
Rummy sorry for 'draftees had no value' remark
Excerpt:
Rumsfeld's letter came in response to demands
from those groups and lawmakers
from both parties angered by the defense
secretary's comment two weeks ago in
response to a question about legislation
calling for reinstituting the draft. In his remarks,
Rumsfeld said he opposed the proposal,
adding that draftees added "no value, no advantage,
really, to the United States armed services
over any sustained period of time."
Question:
Why do people think Bush will have better luck finding Saddam
than he has had finding his old friend and partner Osama?
Once our troops land on the ground in Baghdad, who thinks Saddam
will walk out with his hands over his head and surrender?
Are our troops really going to go from door-to-door, searching
under beds
and in closets for Saddam so we can drag him to a secret trial
at Gitmo?
Bush can't find Osama,
Bush can't find Saddam,
Bush can't find a way out of the recession his tax cuts caused.
Bush can't find a way to avoid killing hundreds or thousands
of our soldiers.
And with all his connections and all his millions, Bush couldn't
find oil in f-ing Texas.
I'll bet he can find his precious Game Boy cartridges, tho
Can't be true Quotes
"So I met a guy today named Joe.... He said,
by allowing businesses to
expense up to $75,000, it means somebody
is more likely to buy a
copying machine, or in this case, an
architectural fancy machine."
-- President too stupid
to believe, St. Louis, Jan. 22
What?
If anyone out there speaks Dumbass, can you translate
that for me?
And who, besides a Bush, would spend $75K on a copy machine?
"Small business owners like Joe may have problems
passing their business off
to a child or somebody they choose
to pass their business off of."
-- President too stupid
to believe, St. Louis, Jan. 22
Hey Moron, who's going to "pass their business off of" some child to run?
Top headline in USA Today, January 20, 2003
US
units intensify hunt for Saddam
Top headline in USA Today, July 20, 2003
US
units intensify hunt for Saddam
Top headline in USA Today, January 20, 2004
US
units intensify hunt for Saddam
Top headline in USA Today, July 20, 2004
US
units intensify hunt for Saddam
Top headline in USA Today, January 20, 2005
President-Elect
Edwards takes oath
That political cartoon at the top is from November 23, 1963.
When I was a little kid, I read the newspaper front-to-back each
day before school.
That was the first political cartoon that knocked me out of my
chair.
I've been searching for it for a long time, but I didn't even
know who drew it.
It was produced by Pulitzer-winning Bill
Mauldin.
Bill was most famous for his WWII toons, and he died yesterday.
Excerpt:
Mauldin was one of the nation's pre-eminent
cartoonists. As a cartoonist for the
Chicago Sun-Times in the 1960s, Mauldin
drew one of his most famous works,
published the day after President Kennedy's
assassination.
But for World War II veterans, Mauldin will
be best remembered for uplifting their spirits
during the darkest days of the war with
the adventures of "Wille and Joe."
Shot of Chinaco for you, Bill.
Quotes
"There'll be serious consequences for any general
or soldier
who were to use weapons of mass
destruction on our troops
or innocent lives within Iraq."
-- President too stupid
to believe, St. Louis, Jan. 22
Hey Moron, what if Saddam uses anthrax he bought from your daddy
and Unka Dick?
"Who were to" would that count?
Mauldin in French
Excerpt:
For the Bushes weren't at the top of the
evil food chain, but toadies and lackies
hired on as help. Prescott Bush wasn't
some original mover and shaker, but a guy
picked up by his fellow Eli/Skull and Bones
'Bonesman,' Averill Harriman. Prescott
was enriched first by his father in law,
Walker, who put him into the banking business
supporting the Nazis, and then when that
went bust, seized under the Trading with the
Enemy Act, he was saved by Harriman, who
made him a managing director
of Brown Brothers Harriman, a Wall Street
investment firm.
Quotes
“All this huffing and puffing about Bush being
a strong leader is just ridiculous.
He’s fixated on cutting taxes and just
hoping that we don’t get attacked again,
and that’s not leadership.”
--Gary Hart, saying
what needs to be said
The Who take another hit
When I was a kid, Zeppelin ruled and The Who were
just posers.
We argued with stoners at parties about which band was better.
Truth is, they were both great bands, but I was always partial
to the Led.
Even tho me & Sabutai paid $80 for The Who's Final Concert
broadcast in 1980,
I eventually forgave them and I became a Who fan.
So, ..all these years later, we see these commercials on TV.
You see a classic 1959 Caddy convertible on a lonely road heading
towards Monument Valley.
Perhaps, due to some kind of drug flashback (which might strike
a chord with the Zep crowd),
the 1959 Caddy Titanic turns into the Cadillac 2003 Super Luxury
whatever.
The music is Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll," with each ad
approved by Plant and Page.
Sidebar:
Cadillac! America's
luxury automobile.
ha ha
Maybe they'll buy some ads on bartcop
radio?
...getting new life from an undefeated Best Band in the World Led Zeppelin.
Bam!
Pow!
Fast cars, you can afford it!
...rock n roll, change is good
...life is short, so LIVE IT - what a message!
...and then there's the poor Who.
For sad reasons I can only guess at, The Who didn't fare
as well.
Like I said, I like The Who - they are rock royalty.
...stop laughing.
That's why it's so sad, now that we're hearing that Claratin commercial 24/7 on radio and TV.
I don't know the name of it, (I'm a recent Who fan) but
it's that greatest of Tommy songs,
the one that hits the big climax in that opera thingy.
"Right behind you, I see the millions."
...in a what-can-I-do-to-unstuff-my-nose commercial?
How sad!
Possibly the greatest song ever written by The Who,
and it stands for a drug that might clear up your sinus cloggage?
Poor bastards.
"I'm looking
for turtle eggs, Junior"
Quotes
"Five years ago I never would have imagined
the U.S. acting like this, like a bully.
And if people like me feel this way,
then you have to imagine how other Arabs are feeling."
-- Saudi
businessman G.S., educated in the West, California homeowner
Hey, don't blame us. America elected Gore, but the B.F.E.E.'s
crooked judges said Bush won.
When Sandy O'Conner heard whom America had elected, she cried
out, "Oh, no!" and then she
and her crooked judge friends set out to reverse America's choice
and appointed the moronic Bush boy.
Gore and the Democratic Party didn't care enough to fight for it, so now we have this worldwide mess.
Are
there any adults in this Administration?
as seen Wednesday on thoughtcrimes.org
Excerpt: Let's adopt Rummy's logic
Accusation: George Bush is a cocaine
addict and a drunkard.
Exhibit #1 - There is no evidence
that George Bush is currently drinking
or snorting cocaine, which could mean he is drinking and snorting coke.
Exhibit #2 - I have no obligation
to prove that Bush is a coke fiend
and a drunk. Instead, Bush must prove that he isn't.
Ergo, George Bush is a cokehead and a boozer.
Remember this Spider guy from Monday's page?
> Subject: Your dishonest "debate" claim
> Your dishonest claim that no conservative will
"debate" you live online is a real howler.
> Plug me in, cowboy. I'm your huckleberry.
> Spider
So I wrote him a nice letter like I do with all these "Master Debaters."
> ... so get back to me with the date and time. Most any weeknight
at 8 PM CST is OK.
> Also, in the debate I'll be nice. I might get sarcastic or goofy,
but I won't call you dirty names.
Spider wrote back:
> You do not "debate", sir. You libel people,
half of all Americans, in fact, as maliciously and
> as frequently as you possibly can. YOU
are "intellectual" and anyone who disagrees with you
> is but an idiot. Nothing more can be
added. You call this "humor" when the venom spews from
> your lips or fingers. It is "mean-spirited",
"hateful", "intolerant" when it comes back to you.
> Doubtless you just want someone to whom you
can personally direct such bitter invectives,
> so that you can proclaim yourself "the winner"
after a sensible person elects to tolerate
> no more of your maliciousness.
8 PM Thursday.
ha ha
This is what happens when you try to be nice and extend
the hand of friendship to a Republican.
They return "I'll be nice" with a string of personal attacks.
Do you think he'll remember the two rules?
He has to know about Bush's
pardons.
He has to bring the fight to
me.
I'm going to enjoy this.
His ass will be redder than a spanked hooker
by 8:10 PM
Look for a transcript tomorrow, ...unless he chickens out.
BC,
Since poll numbers show a continuing drop in Americans'
support for an
Iraqi war, will another attack on U.S. soil be
in order to get everyone behind Bush?
(it worked for Afghanistan)
Just a thought,
bekaye
bekaye, put another way,
"Would evil men kill innocent Americans to grab Iraq's oil fields?"
Clearly, the answer is yes.
It worked on September 11th - that's how Bush was able to erase the
Bill of Rights.
Quotes
"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks
like 'a rerun of a bad movie.'
Well sure, there’s a Bush in the White
House, the economy’s going to hell,
we’re going to war over oil.
...how many of us have seen this movie?"
-- Leno
Sometimes
you had to put your
trusty
mount out of it's misery.
Bart,
I just did a web search at google.com
using the words, "george+bush+nazi".
The site came up with 106,000 hits in 0.14
seconds.
That should tell the ditto monkeys something.
Raise the hammer.
C Dewar
CD, if the swastika fits, they must admit.
Quotes
"Politicians are incredible. We make all kinds
of representations when we're running
for public office, and Mr. Bush is
the personification of those misrepresentations.
So that shouldn't surprise you, that
he would say one thing today and do something else tomorrow."
--San Francisco Mayor
Willie Brown
"I'd rather
dig. A movin' foxhole attracks th' eye."
Bart,
My favorite sign at the San Francisco rally said "George needs an intern!"
Others said "Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld:
Axis of Weasels"
and "War for Oil? Draft SUV Drivers
NOW."
And, of course, the picture of Bush as Alfred
E. Neumann was everywhere....
San Francisco knows how to have fun, and
we do NOT like Bush.
Keep on hammering!
Your website is an inspiration and a godsend
in these dark times.
Erik
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Quotes
"How does a guy whose pedigree opened doors
all the way to the White House get away
with pretending to believe in meritocracy?
Affirmative action, so long distorted by its critics,
makes an easy political target. Thus
it was not unexpected, but it was still disappointing,
that our allegedly "compassionate conservative"
president would pile on."
-- Robert Scheer,
Bush's bogus "reverse racism" charge, salon.com
C-SPAN's Book TV will be rebroadcasting
Susan's Little Rock
bookstore talk on Sunday, January 26th
at 10am, and again at 10pm.
o CBS National Weekend news segment
to air the weekend of 1/24/03
Barnes & Noble
Upper West Side NYC, 1/24/03
o Geraldo Jan. 26th
o Larry King Live Jan. 29
Events:
Barnes & Noble Los Angeles (Grove),
2/6/03
Borders San Francisco (Union Square), 2/8/03
Barnes & Noble Emeryville, 2/10/03
Borders Seattle (12:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Elliott Bay Seattle (5:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Radio:
New York & Company Jan. 23
Castro
"...He
Loves Me Not..."
Quotes
"Crying "reverse racism" at the drop of a hat
is ludicrous. And who better than Bush
to understand that white people, especially
wealthy white people, have huge social,
financial and educational advantages.
This is the man who was allowed to consistently
underutilize the best educational institutions
the nation has to offer because of his race,
money and connections to power."
--Robert Scheer, Bush's bogus "reverse
racism" charge, salon.com
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Quotes
"Assume the position. It just got a little
easier for special interests to screw the public
-- courtesy of the public's own representatives
in Washington, who saw fit to kick-start
the 108th Congress by gutting a pair
of pesky ethics rules designed to reduce the
amount of influence-peddling on Capitol
Hill...Thanks to the House GOP's gutting
of ethics rules, the capital is once
again the land of free food, junkets and lobbyists galore."
--Arianna Huffington,
Denny
Hastert's wild Washington, salon.com
took out a quarter page
in USA Today saying,
"CNN
- Trouble with the Truth?"
"America
trusts Fox - that's why they choose us."
If CNN takes that, and doesn't fight back (like Democratic eunuchs)
that charge will stick and they might was well turn off the cameras
and go home.
The whores at Fox are pulling a Limbaugh/Goebbels in that if they
repeat a lie often enough,
and nobody makes an effort to call them on it, people will assume
it must be true.
I wish the scared-to-death Democrats would learn to fight back.
Quotes
"To govern is to choose, and our governors
are choosing badly...a war against Iraq
is not just a foolish diversion from
fighting terror, it is a sure-fire way to fuel it.
What more vigorous recruiting sergeants
for anti-western militant Islamism could
Bin Laden have hired than Bush, Blair
and their 160,000 troops - westerners
invading and occupying an Arab land?"
-- Jonathan
Freedland, War is not inevitable, guardian.co.uk
Reminder:
The GOP said it wasn't important for the president to
be smart.
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Quotes
“The left can't intellectually explain their
opposition to tax cuts or why they think
the Reagan years were bad, just like
they can't intellectually explain their whole
economic policy, and they cannot intellectually
explain the pro-abortion movement.”
-- Rush Limbaugh, who would
force you to have your rapist's baby
Check Marty's
E! page
Penn & Teller on Conan
Faux gives Sajak another talk show
American Idol allows kids only
Hilary Rosen leaves RIAA
Clear Channel erects billboards
Robert Heinlein's widow
Nedra Volz, 'old ladies with a bun'.
Bill Mauldin - Dog Faces, Willy & Joe, WWII,
Stars & Stripes, Pulitzers, Lincoln & Kennedy
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