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Quotes
"France, Germany and Russia came down on the
US by saying that President Bush
has a fondness for war. When asked
about it, members of the Bush administration said,
"Of course he has a fondness for war,
it’s a one syllable word.”
--Conan O'Brien
Powell: U.S. Ready to Attack Iraq Alone
"I mo bite
you!"
Excerpt:
"Multilateralism cannot become an excuse for
inaction. We are in no great rush
(that's a lie)
to judgment today or tomorrow, but it is clear that time is running out."
ha ha
"Saddam, yo time is up."
Quotes
"I've no hang-ups about joining the United
States in military action.
It's following that cowboy which I
find so hard to stomach."
--Andrew Rawnsley, The
Observer
Subject: Valentine candy
Where is the ad?
I need some great chocolate.
Helen Wilson
The Chinaco of Chocolate
Tell 'em Bart sent you.
Marty's
E! page
Baron Dave Romm's tribute to Tolkien
Penn & Teller's Bullshit!
The Library of Congress now has sounds
The Nike Streaker
A dude removed his dad's tattoo, tanned & framed it
click
Quotes
"Criticism from Europe must be kept on context.
America is the world's only superpower.
If there's just one big house - and
you live in it,
you'll get lots of criticism from the
little houses.
...it's just the way of thre
world."
-- Bob Schieffer, (and therefore,
CBS) ready for a long, profitable war.
Dear BC,
I recorded Susan McDougal early Sunday on
C-Span II.
I couldn't stop watching! She's freakin'
amazing!!
Thanks for the heads up!
How do I keep up with her schedule; if
she gets to Dallas, I'd like to go cheer her on.
Your fan,
Sofie
Sofie, I thought she was really good.
She read a few passages from the book, - the really serious
passages.
When it was darkest, she asked Mrs. Riley what to do, and asked
her what the late Mr. Riley
would have done in her place, her answer was "He's
say don't give in, fight the bastards."
So that's what she did. I don't know how she can
re-live that moment in front of people.
As far as appearances, this is what I know so far:
Larry King Live Jan. 29
Events:
Barnes & Noble Los Angeles (Grove),
2/6/03
Borders San Francisco (Union Square), 2/8/03
Barnes & Noble Emeryville, 2/10/03
Borders Seattle (12:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
Elliott Bay Seattle (5:30 p.m.), 2/12/03
She seems to be hitting the friendly cities first,
perhaps she'll head into the rocks and coyote states next.
Personally, I'd like to see her do more shows with bought-off
prostitutes like Hannity.
She does a great bitch-slap.
President Anti-Christ
Excerpt:
One needs to be careful these days. They
will throw you in jail for dumb jokes.
Imagine what they will do when you cast
real aspersions. I'm sure you remember
the guy they tossed in the slammer recently
for joking about a 'burning bush.'
They didn't just toss him in the drunk-tank
to sleep it off either. No way.
Bad jokes and the people who tell them
must be made an example for the rest
of us would-be comics. They gave the hapless
jokester 37 months in prison.
Quotes
"Bush continues to bang the drums of war,
while the world keeps shaking the tambourine
of peace."
-- Jon Stewart
Here
Lie Bubba and Friends
- Linda Stasi (R-Needspub) nypost.com
Excerpt:
"Big Liar's Day" marks five years to the day
that Clinton said,
'I did not have sexual relations with that
woman, Ms. Lewinsky.'"
A. According to DC law, he did not have sexual relations
with her, that's why he used those words.
He's a lawyer and he told the truth.
Reminder: That's why Monica called him "Creep,"
because he refused to have "sexual
relations" with her. Is your reporting always
this sloppy?
B. What business is Clinton's penis to you, Linda Stasi?
Do you not have a man in your life,
Linda?
Is this a problem that needs to be shared
with everyone?
C. Today is the tenth anniversary of the GOP's first
grab for Clinton's penis.
Is there anything that can distract
you nuts from your penis obsession?
You grabbed for the magic "ring," and you
missed, so get out of here.
America knows it was all a partsan whitchunt by religio-crazies,
tobacco whores and those whose
loyalty belongs to the B.F.E.E. (Remember, Bush
created Whitewater in the 92 campaign)
While the GOP, the media and the FBI were inside Clinton's trousers,
Mo Atta was getting ever
more confident with his flight simulator. If the GOP had
been less obsessed with Clinton's zipper,
the FBI might've had more time to review the "terror" files.
And even after 9-11, this is STILL what you think about just before
you fall asleep?
Your deviant sexual obsession disgusts me.
Please stop writing about it.
Click for more info
Quotes
"The potential for white Western body parts
flying around with the Iraqi ones should make
them think again about this imperialist
oil war. We will run the risk of being maimed or killed,
but it is simply the same risk
that innocent Iraqis will themselves face. I would rather die in
defense of justice and peace
than 'prosper' in complicity with mass murder and war."
--Ken O'Keefe,
former Gulf War Marine, organizer of the "Human Shields" campaign, 01/25/03
Ken,
Nothing will make them "think
again" about this war. As a man, I assume you're familiar
with totally-out-of-control lust? Bush has
a hardon for war - nothing can stop that now.
Just like with impeachment, this won't stop
until Bush has his orgasm.
Trust me.
There's no "risk" of being maimed
or killed, you will be. What will that prove?
"White western body parts" flew
around on 9-11-01. They don't care.
They stole the White House to steal hundreds
of billions, if not more.
Evil men will murder if it will get them more
oil and more money.
The fact that Bush has chosen
to murder Iraq is no reason for you to die.
You will die in defense
of justice. Shall we put that on your headstone?
I'll
kill everyone!!
I
don't care if they're Gulf War marines.
Kill
them right now!
Kill
them all!
Them
bombs be coming!
I always get what I want!
I
wanna kill!
That
oil is mine!
Update:
People are asking, "We have to print
that entire message on the sign?"
No, all you need to qualify for the big prizes are the words,
"He is lying.
He's NOT the president.".
Also, some people already have the Susan McDougal book,
so first place winner gets their choice, then second,
then third.
Take a picture of the
sign while President Slovik is speaking.
Send two pictures of your "He's
NOT the President" sign to
Quotes
"They have actors on so they can marginalize
the movement. If you're an actor who is pro-war,
you're a hero. If you're an actor who's
against the war, you're suspect. You must have a weird
angle or you just hate George Bush.
I'm being treated like a child, and that's how I think the
American people are being treated by
their media."
-- Janeane
Garofalo on why the networks booked her to argue against the war
Just like with impeachment, the whore media can make more money
on a war than with peace.
In 1998, if they had said, "It was just sex, there's no scandal
here," they'd lose billions.
And today, there's no money in peace, just ask the B.F.E.E..
Quotes
"Bush has the smallest vocabulary of any president
I've ever seen."
--Bob Novak
Bart
Susan McDougal and Helen Thomas are both
women with the courage of their convictions and integrity.
Helen's short, direct and specific questions
do not leave any wiggle room; I'd love to see an entire room
filled with others like her asking the
needed, relevant questions.
David B
David, I agree, but those days are gone
We're in George Bush's Amerika now.
The press prints what Karl Rove tells them to print.
Fame more important than duty?
‘Idol'
Before Iraq
Career,
God,
Unit,
Country
Excerpt:
As thousands of Marines are preparing to
ship out to the Persian Gulf within the week,
one leatherneck is making his mark on "American
Idol" instead. Lance Cpl. Josh Gracin,
21, was slated to be deployed with
his unit in Kuwait in the coming days.
But his mother said that when he got his
big break to appear on the popular Fox show,
Marine brass made an exception for him
Hey, anything to pay back Rupert Murdoch for playing Bush ball
all these years.
Bush knows how to get those military exceptions tailored to his
needs.
Weather
It is cold where you are?
It was 12 last night in Boston.
It was 1 last night in Chicago.
It was 10 last night in St Louis.
It was 13 last night in Minneapolis.
A "What did Bush know?" sweatshirt would keep you warm.
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Great Novak Quotes
Selected quotes from Saturday's
Capital Gang transcript
NOVAK: And when Don Rumsfeld says that
there are a host
of allies anxious for this war, that's just not true.
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE), you know, I know, I know how...
NOVAK: But the, but the, but the -- look...
NOVAK: But let's be honest. This has
been a changing target of the reason for
...a largely unprovoked military attack on Iraq."
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
NOVAK: ... they ought to pass the (expletive deleted) thing.
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
NOVAK: NOVAK: I'm nice to everybody.
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
NOVAK: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
VCR Alert
Dinner for Five on the IFC satellite channel. Are all the shows as good as the first one?
I realize The Practice is past its prime, but tonight's
show stars Alfre Woodard.
You can find as good an actress as Alfre Woodard,
but you can't find better.
Oh, and Alfre plays a schizoid prisoner with multiple personalities.
Sally Field won some award for playing Sybil, but Sally Field
is no Alfre Woodard.
Biography has the history of the Royal Saud family
tonight.
I wonder if they'll show Dim Son and Osama playing as children?
Super Bowl 37
Everybody knows defense beats offense, so the game went as scheduled,
so let's get right to the reasons this game draws such a big
crowd.
When I read Shania was going to sing, "I Feel Like a Woman,"
I wondered
if she was going to wear that dress she made famous - The
Dress of the Century.
.....
No,
...but she dressed to kill, and so did Gwen from No Doubt.
And funny, it was Diamond Bra Night, but it wasn't billed that way.
I thought the girls were doing just fine, but then they cut Gwen's
second song (I was hoping for
'Keep on Dancing') so seventy-year old Sting could
come out and sing a seventies song - why?.
And the commercials, were they very good this year?
USA Today voted "Replay" with the Budweiser horses and the zebra as the best.
I thought the Fed Ex was good, where the castaway delivered a
GPS system after 5 years on the island
and the Willie Nelson IRS was cool, but Ozzy ruled the day. Can
you believe they spent $4.4M to play
those stupider-than-stupid anti-drug commercials? (More
on that later)
Readers
Best Worst
Cheryl -
Ozzy
Dodge Ram Heimlich
Katherine
Ozzy
Dredlocks dog
Rob
Replay
CLP
The office linebacker
Brian M Bud Light Clown/Ozzy
Keenan E linebacker, zebra, Ozzy
Plus...
Dumbest Superbowl Commercial
They linked a pregnancy to smoking marijuana......What
a fucking farce!.
When you smoke pot you usually just get the munchies
and tired.
Alcohol..now that is a different story.
Meanwhile...they are showing beer commercials
every other minute.
The anti drug commercials are a fucking joke.
Meanwhile we have an unelected drunken, drug abusing
fraud in the White House
who has a hardon for war. Not to mention
his drunken, drug abusing family.
Lisa
The
SoTU Address I'd Like To Hear
by Arianna Huffington
Excerpt:
"With this in mind, I call upon Congress to enact
legislation immediately raising the mileage standards for
all cars and SUVs to 40 miles per gallon
-- a move that will save American car owners $45 billion each
and every year on their gasoline bill.
That is money that can be used right now to stimulate our economy.
"Congress also needs to close the senseless loophole
that allows the biggest gas-guzzlers to get the biggest
tax breaks. I'm taking the lead on this
issue by abandoning that component of my new economic plan that
would increase by 50 percent the already
substantial write-off available to buyers of the least-efficient SUVs.
People buying fully loaded Hummers, Navigators
and Land Cruisers should not be able to immediately
deduct the entire price of their vehicles.
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"We've got this guy in the White House who
thinks he is a man, you know, who
projects himself as a man because he
has a certain masculinity, and he's a good
old boy, and he used to drink, and
he knows how to shoot a gun and how to drive
a pickup truck, et cetera, like
that. That's not the definition of a man, goddammit."
--Ed Harris, (Great Actor) at the Pro-Choice dinner,
Subject: Illiterate readers
Bartcop -
How come no one can spell anymore?? I don't
mean to nitpick, (I was an english major)
but I am appalled at the number of misspelled
words. Easy words. Like "president."
See "Toms" note from san diego protest.
Presedent he says..
No wonder you people can't get anyone elected.
When I was a cop, our grammar had to be
perfect. Or the attorneys would eat us alive.
If you care enough to write, do it right.
Learn to spell. Back to your rants..Thank you.
B Carrigan
Mr. Carrigan, if spelling counts, grammar should too, right?
"Or the attorneys would eat us alive."
Could you diagram that sentence for me?
Also, "Toms" should have been "Tom's"
and "san diego" and "english"
should be capitalized.
You were an english major? In an English-speaking country?
Besides, it was a joke, as in "Bush is a jenius."
Try to remember this is a humor treehouse,
There was an extremely idiotic commercial during the Super Bowl.
It showed a guy on a subway being confronted by the 6 people
he "killed" by using drugs.
The dead explained that since he bought illegal drugs, the gangs
fought and killed them.
This is first degree horseshit.
You know why Budweiser doesn't try to rub out Heineken?
Because alcohol is legal, that's why.
It's drug's illegality that empowers gangs - the drug laws make
them rich.
If pot was legal, they'd be buying $2.2M 30-second commercials
on the Super Bowl.
The babes would be tearing each other's clothes off screaming
"Tastes better," vs "Gets you higher."
But noooooooooooooooooooo.
If you could plan a few seeds in your backyard, you would never
buy pot from a dealer,
but the government doesn't want pot to be peaceful and friendly,
so they criminalize it
so only criminals sell it, thus creating the incentive for gangs
to use force to protect their turf.
Those are the facts and you can't argue with the facts.
me if you feel like losing the debate.
"Guns don't kill, God's flowers kill."
Bart:
I sent this to the NYWT today after reading about
it on your website.
SG
To: books@nytimes.com
Subject: McDougal book "review"
OOOPS!
Apparently, the [ahem], "CREATIVE" writer you
assigned
to the Susan McDougal book review exceeded all
expectations!
Hopefully, the NYT has more CREATIVE attorneys
on staff than Fact-Checkers,
because I think you're probably going to need
all the help you can get on this stinker.
All the Best,
Slipperguy
BTW: Reading Ms.Lowry's "creative writing" style
was like wading through glue.
Is there ANY chance of the NYT confiscating her
crayons until she completes her GED requirements?
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"I trust the people because when they know
the facts, they do the right thing."
--Harry Truman, explaining why Bush has to bury
Reagan's presidential papers.
If we saw what was in there, we'd
arrest Bush, his daddy and the Reagan/Bush cabinets.
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