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Quotes
"The United States says that after Iraq, we
are next,
but we have our own countermeasures.
Pre-emptive
attacks are not the exclusive right
of the U.S."
-- Ri Pyong Gap, of North
Korea's Foreign Ministry
Now look what that idiot has started.
North Korea can attack us first, just like
Smirky says WE have a right to strike others.
Can't we do anything about this insane fool?
Iraq is about to explode.
North Korea is about to explode.
The stock market has already exploded.
Al Qaeda is about to explode something.
Koresh knows what Israel will look like
30 days from now,
...and the unelected idiot is probably spending his time praying.
Mr. President - we officially have Buyer's
Remorse. We want to exchange your illegal,
bungling boneheaded ass for the guy who
won the most votes - he'll know what to do.
Please resign so Al Gore can clean up your mess.
Excerpt:
Dismissing the gathering controversy as
the latest example of media obsession with spin, officials
insisted it in no way undermines the underlying
truth of the dossier, whose contents had been
re-checked with British intelligence sources.
"The important thing is that it is accurate," said one source.
"We said that it draws on a number of sources,
including intelligence. It speaks for itself."
Oh, so that means parts of it are true?
They got caught!
They couldn't come up with any real evidence, so they made
some up!
They got some damn term paper (some of it was before the last
Bush Oil War)
and they brought it to the UN and said, "Here
is the proof!"
But they just made it up!
It it wasn't for the British press, we'd never know, either.
The American whore press is protecting the Illegal Fraud.
Quotes
"Bush is now suffering from a full blown credibility
crisis. In the latest CNN/Gallup poll,
about half of all Americans said they
think the Bush administration would present evidence
it knew was inaccurate. And a whopping
58 percent said Mr. Bush would even conceal
evidence that went against his position
to persuade us to go to war in Iraq. Said Mr. Bush,
if we could have reached him for comment,
I promised in the campaign I wouldn't lie about sex.
I never said anything about war."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 02/05/03
Leaked report rejects Iraqi al-Qaeda link
Excerpt:
There are no current links between the
Iraqi regime and the al-Qaeda network,
according to an official British intelligence
report seen by BBC News.
His [Bin Laden's] aims are in ideological
conflict with present day Iraq.
Kill
them!
Kill
anyone who reads that fake report!
That
oil's been promised to me!
It's
mine, dammit, I earned it!
We're
going in - link or no link!
In you haven't heard, we're under a new, higher-level of alertness for "Terra."
Orange Alert
Ashcroft got out his ratchet this morning, and the first thing
I thought of was:
I sure am glad they fired those federal homosexual Islamic
translators.
One thing's for sure - we can't have some homosexual saving
lives.
We'd rather die under the undermanned but straight translators
than
go on living our lives knowing that some dang homosexual saved
us.
This is the same ditto-monkey logic that the military is accustomed
to.
They would rather their kids come home in a body bag under Reagan
or Bush
than watch their grandchildren grow up underan "immoral" Clinton
administration.
We don't want lives saved.
We want to please the invisible cloud being and his crooked lobbyists.
Yeah, I'm talking about Fallwell and Robertson delivering big
blocks of insane votes
if Bush makes enough insane decisions to please them.
Religious-insanity will be the death of us.
You watch.
Saddam
To Cohost The Man Show
by Stephen Sacco
Click Here
Excerpt:
Bernstein said he first got the idea to
team up Saddam with The Man Show when
Saddam reportedly said to a UN weapons
inspector, "Just bring over some big-breasted
American women and I'll show you my weapon
of mass destruction!"
Star Search
Damn, did you see Tiffany Evans Thursday night on Star Search?
She was like a ten-year old Judy Garland having a good night.
She not only had the voice, [she could turn on this smoky, gravel-y
baritone
and shake the rafters and a second later go high.] Not
only that, but she had drama.
Bono - look out!
This kid is only 10, but she already knows how to put on a show.
That Judd woman (R-witness) said she was "the best I've ever
seen."
That Stein freak (R-bastard) said he wouldn't have believed it
had he not seen it.
That Seinfeld lady was verklempt and Jessica Simpson was in tears.
Tiffany Evans got a check for $100,000 and I think a contract
with Sony.
I thought the wrong model won, and I thought the wrong comic won.
That black lady was ferocious, and the white guy just wasn't
that funny.
Next Week:
Star Search on hiatus, but CBS is giving us the 90-minute Survivor
premier - this time it's Venus vs mars, and a 90-minute C.S.I.
As far as Mrs Bart's concerned, this is bigger than the Super
Bowl.
Toting
the Casualties of War
Estimating Iraq's war dead gets you fired
Excerpt:
Beth Daponte was a Commerce Dept. demographer
in 1992, when she publicly contradicted
Dich Cheney on Iraqi civilian casualties
during the Gulf War. In short order, Daponte was told
she was losing her job. She says her official
report disappeared from her desk, and a new estimate,
prepared by supervisors, greatly reduced
the number of estimated civilian casualties.
After a reporter included her estimates
in a story about war casualties, her boss informed Daponte
that she was being dismissed for releasing
"false information." A Commerce spokeswoman denied
that the cause of Daponte's firing was
retribution, saying the information had been released prematurely.
Oh well, at least the BFEE just got her fired, instead of killing
her.
You don't mess with the BFEE's when they're earning.
It's like trying to take a doberman's newborn puppy away while
it's nursing.
Dear Bartcop
I literally can not get through a day without
logging on to your website. I will be paying a $5
subscribers fee monthly for your wonderful
service.....I AM SORRY I can not afford more,
you see my household expenses (gasoline,
heating costs, groceries, drugs and medical) are
sucking up more of our income and we just
need a TAX BREAK.
My heavens keep up the good work.
Cathy in Louisville
Cathy, if you're not super-rich, no tax break for you!
(Sounds like the soup Nazi, doesn't it? No tax break for you!)
Thanks for the kind words.
Marty's
E! page
Bill Maher had more viewers than Jimmy Kimmel
Billy Bush says he didn't inhale
Howard Stern rest stop in New Jersey closing
Jesse Ventura got a weekday MSNBC gig
Metallica, Limp Bizkit & Linkin Park are touring, together
Adelphia cable finally welcomes Playboy
Australians are seeing the Virgin Mary in fence posts (with picture).
And, a repug congressman thinks internment camps are a good idea
click
Subject: Michael Jackson
BC,
After watching the Michael Jackson special
on ABC last night I have one question.
Why aren't there 10 MILLION calls to Child
Protective Services this morning?
The number is (805) 367-0166.
DC
antiBush web log at http://ht4e.blogspot.com
Damn, I missed that.
There was a hot curling match on satellite last night.
Quotes
"I never cared about money. But, I needed it.
I had big legal bills to pay and other expenses
when I left office. But I'm grateful
for what I have and I think we should pay our fair share.
We're supposed to be fighting terror.
And the only people not asked to sacrifice are the
people who benefited most from the
American dream. It's not right."
--Bill Clinton, last
night's Larry King Live
...
Excerpt:
We are going to war with another impoverished,
petty country for largely fabricated,
faux-patriotic reasons. "Let's roll!"
smirks Shrub during an appallingly vague SoTU address,
sending in 180,000 U.S. troops and gearing
up to bomb the living crap out of a country that
is no direct threat to us whatsoever. Do
we not see?
Kill
them!
Kill
everyone in San Francisco!
That
oil's been promised to me!
It's
mine, dammit, I earned it!
We're
going in - ...damn fags...
I'll
show 'em how a real man acts.
If we had a little more of this 
we could get one of these 
and then we could 
and it might result in a lot of these 
for Usurperboy.
And if it caught on - with the majority of Americans, the
left, we might get President 
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Subject: Er ... Bart
....
Pryor wasn't in Blazing Saddles ...
You are probably thinking of Clevon Little.
John
John, true Saddle-ites know Richard Pryor wrote the "negro" jokes
for Blazing Saddles.
Housekeeping
State of the Union Pictures contest winners - alert.
It was pointed out to me that all three prizes are pretty equal
in value, so why don't each
of you sent me your choice and your info at that special
e-maill address and we'll get
those prizes right out to you. You have your choice of:
..............
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Susan's Book!
a pound of God's Chocolate u-pick 1 from
the Bart Store
Note: The South's Finest Chocolate's
page is down, and Valentine's Day is a week away
Call them at (865) 522-2049 and be the big
hero on February 14th.
White House Opinion Line on Iraq War
Smirky McWarhardon has an "opinion" line for you to call.
Whether you oppose or approve of murdering Iraq, give them your
opinion.
9-5 EST., Monday thru Friday.
202-456-1111
Quotes
"It is not credible that there would be such
a strong push for war if there were no oil in Iraq.
Oil is power and this is in significant
measure a struggle over that power."
-- Ralph Nader, Washington, D.C., 02/03/03
But Ralph, this is your boy!
You help elect this monster because you said Bush
and Gore were two peas in a pod.
But that's not true, is it, Ralph?
Have you apologized to America for what you did, Ralph?
Gore wanted a country without oil. That's why Bush HAD
to have the White House,
because the oil billionaires want their bloody oil niagara to
continue.
Dear Bart,
Enclosed you will find a check.
This is the first installment of the money
I promised you in the chat room a few months ago.
Sadly, things have gone gut-wretching awry
since that day, however one's word is one's honor.
The remaining money will come as quickly
as I can muster it up.
Keep the hammer growing,
Randy
Randy, you don't owe me anything. Keep that maney, take care of
yourself and put some
food on your family. Down the road, if things get better, maybe
throw me a few sheckles.
Besides, there should be a 24-hour do-over period for promises made in chat rooms :)
Can we all agree to bounce Lieberman
in the first primary so he'll go away?
Excerpt:
President Bush is no longer so sure he's
been here before.
A day after telling reporters that Bush
had visited Johnson Space Center
as governor, Ari Fleischer backpedaled
from that assertion.
"I think right now it's somewhat murky," Ari said
aboard Air Force One.
It may not be so murky after all. Fleischer's
boss, Dan Bartlett, said, "I have no
record of him going so I'm telling you
in my judgment he didn't go as governor."
Remember in one of the debates, Gore said he went on some trip
with the FEMA dudes?
Turns out Gore took 27 trips with FEMA, but wasn't there
the time he said he was.
NBC's Tim the whore said that was proof that Gore was
a serial liar.
he got a fax direct from karl Rove and ran with Rove's script.
Why? Because Russert is a whore for sale.
Write a check and Timmy sees things your way.
It's all I think about
But when Bush gets caught lying about ever having been to the
Space Center,
(there's only one space center in Houston - how could even an
idiot forget?)
the good puppy American press doesn't even think to call him
on it,
especially not Tim the lying whore, who is paid to prop up the
Illegal Fraud.
Russert is employeed by NBC, a partisan network of whores.
Thanks to Kip S
Unka Dick, can I ask a question?
...wait, now I can't think of what it was...
I know it had something to do with oil...
Quotes
"I believe that [Bush] has taken the events
of 9/11 and has manipulated the grief of the
country and I think that's reprehensible.
I don't think that the reasons we have been given
for going to war are the honest reasons.
If they are saying it's about the fact they have WMD
and that gives us the liberty to pre-empt
and strike because we think they might hit us, then
what prevents Pakistan from attacking
India, what prevents India from attacking Pakistan?
What prevents us from going into North
Korea? I believe that this war is about what most
wars are about: hegemony, money, power
and oil."
--Dustin
Hoffman, last night in London at the Empire Film Awards
Susan McDougal's West Coast schedule
..
Unchained
and talking
Events:
Borders San Francisco in Union Square,
SATURDAY
February 8, 4:00 PM
Barnes & Noble in Emeryville (in the
East Bay), MONDAY February, 10, 7:00 PM
Borders Seattle on Fourth Avenue, WEDNESDAY
February 12, 2003, 12:30 PM
Elliott Bay Books in Seattle on South Main
Street, WEDNESDAY February 12, 2003, 5:30 PM
Go and meet Susan, buy her book, get her autograph,
tell he she's a hero, and tell her "Hey" from Bart
Blair-Powell
UN Report Written by Student
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
The revelation of this data could conceivably
come to do significant harm to the Bush administration's
attempt to assemble a "Coalition of the
Willing" for an attack upon Iraq. Tony Blair and Britain have been,
since the beginning, the most fundamentally
important members of whatever international coalition Mr.
Bush is able to assemble.
This report could shake Blair's standing
with his government and his people. Blair's relationship with
his own party, and with the British citizenry,
has already proven rocky on the subject of his alliance
with the Bush administration over this
conflict. If Blair's ability to stand with Mr. Bush becomes
undermined, Mr. Bush would find himself
almost completely isolated on this issue.
Clinton
lied about a blowjob and we called him "evil"
and crucified him.
Bush
lies about men dying in battle and we call him
"honest" and f-ing salute?
Quotes
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
-- Too stupid to be president, during
the 2000 campaign
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Quotes
"The reason this concert is important is that
the old energy economy that's
cheating us as a planet is very well
organized, highly centralized, rich as can be
and very well politically connected.
(The BFEE)
And the new energy future is
decentralized, entrepreneurial and
needs people like you to say, `Give me a
clean car, give me solar shingles to
put on my roof ... Give me a clean future."
-- Bill Clinton, opening
for the Rolling Stones last night in LA
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Quotes
"Only a more savage nation can survive. Not
a more compassionate nation.
This country will not survive if we
keep wallowing in this false compassion.
We're not going to survive by being
overly compassionate to our enemies.
Most Americans will agree with me,
except those in Hollywood on crack."
-- Rush wannabe
Michael Savage, getting rich on the ditto-monkey dollar
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