From: karash_nekroden@yahoo.com
Subject: 200 words max? still quaking in your boots
What a loss of respect. I saw your
little "website" and "chatroom" challenge to people for debate,
and actually thought there might be honesty
behind it. 200 words max per letter? And here I thought
you were just being amusingly self-deprecating
when you said you had an I.Q. of 68.
Karash, you make a really bad first impression.
Maybe you're new, and don't know any better, so I'll straighten
you out:
I got my new computer August 1, this year. That's 61 days ago.
In just the main bartcop@bartcop.com
mailbox, not counting the other four, I have 5369 unread e-mails.
My good Catholic math tells me that's, on average, 90 e-mails
per day I didn't have time to read.
So here comes Karash, with toilet paper sticking to his shoe like
a punk, jumping in the fray without having
the slightest, living fucking clue what in the world he's talking
about. But what you're missing in brains and tact,
you seem to have in balls, so let's keep going to see if you
get better or worse.
If you're going to spout ignorant B.S. because
you can't be bothered with anything over 200 words
(read: your viewpoints on Israel), you're
relegating yourself to the modus operandi of every sound bite
spewing right-wing idiot you criticize
on your page.
Do I look like Jules Verne to you?
Do you think I can stop time and read every 40-page letter from
every wacked-out religio-nut who wants
to explain the real Israeli problem, in detail,
starting with "Cain
did not murder Abel!!!"
You got a job, Karang? Do you spend twelve hours a day at
it?
You ever been harrased by some ignorant ditto-monkey while you
were at work, Karang?
Why not send me your work address, and I'll show up and fuck
with you while you clean the fry machine.
Oh, one other thing - that debate challenge didn't begin last
week.
It's been a standing challenge since mid-1997, and my face is
still smooth and unmarked.
You gonna be the guy who sets me straight?
You gonna be the guy who finally kicks Ol' Bart's ass?
ha ha
Trust me, this crowd wants to see it.
You the guy that can make their dreams come true, Karang?
With a name like Karang, (Moroccan?) you might know more about
the Middle East than I do, but at least part
of that is due to the fact that I don't know a goddamn thing
about the Middle East and have said so many times,
except - except - had they taken my advice 20 months ago
and moved away from the other religio-crazies,
at least 2,000 people would still be alive. How much smarter
than that do you think I need to be?
Maybe I could be an expert like you, with a carved in-granite,
certain in my thousand year-old position,
and then spend the rest of my life trying to avenge murders committed
back before they invented paper.
Don't make fun of Arnold for being afraid of discussing the issues if you're even more cowardly,
Do you see me running for office because
I know the answers to Cali-fornia's problems?
because you get the e-mails beforehand to answer on your page, and still can't show up to the debate.
ha ha
So, I was afraid to show up at our debate?
I guess what would be because I'm afraid to debate you, whoever
you are.
Swear to Koresh, I've never heard of Karash before.
What makes you think I'd duck a debate with someone I've never
heard of?
Sidebar:
You longtime readers, going 3-4 years -
how many times have we been down this road?
How many dozens or hundreds of punks have
waltzed in, talking trash, then ducking the main event?
Sparky here fancies himself a real winner
in a debate room, I suppose.
Sparky, here's what you need to do.
Get your nine smartest friends together and hire someone who
can type 120 words a minute
while I start working on a 90 minute "pre-debate ritual", handicapping
myself with God's finest gifts.
We'll start the debate, and you and your little Dream Team can
bark questions at the typist
in the live chat room and we'll see what happens. You up for
something like that, Sparky?
Wait, I have another idea:
Let's get in the chat room, and at exactly 8 PM, I'll e-mail
you 90 letters.
We'll give you sixty minutes, and we want to get back detailed
answers to those 60 e-mails,
and don't think we're going to send you the 200 word e-mails.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
I'll send you 90 long-ass Monkey mails like you sent me.
What should Sparky Karang's penalty be if he fails to answer
those 60 letters in time?
Maybe he should have to live with himself the rest of his life?
Would that be too harsh?
Your dogmatic ignorance-glorifying approach
happens to have you on the
correct side of many domestic issues at
the moment, but if this is the future of resistance
to the dogmatics on the far right, we're
not going to achieve anything as a culture.
Thank you.
You criticize Democrats for insulting each
other in the primaries, thus setting back the
party's effort to dethrone Bush in 04'
by giving Republicans ammunition to use later.
I can tell
you're not a gambler.
You think my words against the Democrats
can be used against them?
What do you think would happen if Bush
and Cheney said on the record,
"The Democrats are afraid of our shadows,
BartCop says so."
In America, we call those "Fighting words,"
AKA as severe motivation.
It just might shake our Democratic cowards into standing up.
Do you not recognize that if you become
a dogmatic leftist asshole on the radio and web
who can't be bothered to back up his own
vitriol, you will have the same effect?
Son, if you've got the balls, make your
move.
If you've got some trap set up that I can't
get out of, I'll buy you a car.
You're a hypocrite, and if you're either
too unintelligent or too cowardly to back up the things
you say, then stop talking about how you're
the #1 tough guy who can back up his arguments.
You're acting full of shit.
Dude, I'm right f-ing here.
Come at me - take your best shot - let's see what you got.
When its all over, I'll still be here, undefeated.
...but you'll be poor Sparky Karang the rest of your life.