1. According to your fitness report you failed to show up for military duty
    for over one year, were you AWOL or a deserter?

2.You promised him dead or alive so where is Osama bin Laden?

3.You gave the Taliban hundreds of millions of dollars at about the same time
   John Lind joined the Taliban, what is the difference between you two?

4.Have you finally discovered that perhaps the President of the United States
   should know who are the leaders of Chechnya, Pakistan, India and Taiwan?

5.You promised not to raise taxes, "so help you God," why then did you
    renege on this promise when you raised tariffs (taxes) on steel.

6. Have you ever found out who is the Prime Minister of India?

7. If your intelligence was inadequate to connect the dots prior to 9/11
    how do you expect us to believe it has connected the dots after 9/11
    in regards to Iraq since you refuse to show this proof?

8.What if we go into Iraq and discover they have no weapons of mass destruction?
   Will you apologize personally to every American family who loses a family member in this war?

9.We know you will bet the lives of other Americans on the fact that weapons of mass destruction
   will be found in Iraq. Are you willing to bet YOUR life?   In other words, would you be willing to allow
   yourself to be placed on trial at the Hague for war crimes if no weapons of mass destruction are found?

10. Here are 4 one-dollar bills; can you explain to us again how your tax scheme
      would not cause a return to massive deficits?

11.You promised to find Osama, you promised to find the anthrax killer, you promised us
      there would be no return to deficit spending, you promised compassion, you have lied
      about every one of these why should anyone believe you now?
 
12. Why did the California Energy crisis disappear only after the Democrats gained control
      of the Senate and threatened investigations into the crisis that was later found out to be
      a sham caused by some of your biggest campaign contributors?
 
13. What is the next country you are going to war with to keep people's mind
       off the miserable job you are doing on the economy?

 I have a question for President Blow Monkey:

 Hey Smirk!
 How many grams are in an ounce?