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Quotes
"It's a different kind of war than we're used
to in America. It's a war that
requires patience and focus. It's a
war in which we will hunt down those
who hate America one at a time."
-- The elder Bush boy
But Governor, because of your insatiable greed and thirst for
blood, America is hated by
Europe, the Middle-East, the far East, Africa, South America,
Mexico and Canada.
Are you going to hunt down and kill everyone?
Excerpt:
A lawyer was arrested late Monday and charged
with trespassing at a public mall in New York
after refusing to take off a T-shirt advocating
peace that he had just purchased at the mall.
Stephen Downs was wearing a T-shirt bearing
the words "Give Peace A Chance" that he
had just purchased from a vendor inside
the Crossgates Mall in Guilderland, New York.
Excerpt:
She delayed an audit of Florida's pension
fund at the request of Jeb Bush's chief of staff.
The delay ensured that the audit would
not be completed until after the election, in which
Bush won a second term.
She also had a gun in her office, raising questions about whether she was authorized to have it.
Quotes
"I went down to Mississippi, met a man
who had moved to Mississippi to
provide health care for some
of our most neediest citizens."
--Dubya, Washington, D.C., Mar.
4, 2003
What
Would Genghis Do?
by Maureen Dowd - She hates everybody, this time it's
Rummy
Excerpt:
"Genghis Khan offered to raise the siege if he
were given 1,000 cats and 10,000 swallows.
These were duly handed over. Material was
tied to their tails, and this was set on fire.
The animals were released and fled home,
setting the city ablaze, and in the ensuing
confusion the city was stormed."
In her new book "The Mission," about America's
growing dependence on the military to
manage world affairs, Dana Priest says
that the Pentagon commissioned the study at a
time when Rummy did not yet have designs
on the world.
Today's issue WAS funny as hell.
It was damn good, but just as I was beginning
to post it, the computer
locked up again and when I rebooted
it came back up with no f-ing page.
Nothing makes me crazier than losing
nine hour's work. Hell, this issue might've
had 12 hours in it, it was so hueueuege,
I could;ve made a bonus issue out of it..
To make it worse (it always gets worse)
to manage the mail, I erase each letter
as soon as it gets put on the page, so
if I promised you I'd run your letter today
it's gone forever - same for all the toons.
The toons are in the giant mega-pile
with thousands of toons, so I'll never
find what was there.
son of a bitch...
Christian was right.
I shoulda bought a Mac.
Quotes
I had a killer quote here.
Path
Not Taken May Haunt Bush
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
For those reasons and others, including
the preservation of NATO and the U.N., it
is in America’s interest to show that our
government honestly pursued solutions short
of war to the Iraqi problem. Every opportunity
to prove our own sincerity has been
discarded rather arrogantly by the White
House. Every proclamation that the President
really prefers to avoid war has been contradicted
in the next breath by declarations that
Iraq has done nothing and can do nothing
that would satisfy the Bush administration.
Arrest
Me
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
George W. Bush is out of control.
I'll say it again.
George W. Bush is out of control.
I'm waiting for the black government cars
to come squealing up in front of my house, for the thump
of leather on my stairs, for the sound
of knuckles on my door, for the feel of steel braceleting my wrists,
for the smell of urine in some dank Federal
holding cell as I listen to questions from men who no longer
feel the constricting boundaries of constitutional
law abutting their duties.
Marty's
E! page
click
When did they capture Khalid Shaikh Mohammed?
They say it was on March 1, but we'd been on "terra alert" for ten days prior to that.
Damn,
my back itches...
Or have they captured him at all??
Was
'mastermind' really captured?
Taliban says it has him by Robert Fisk
Excerpt
And then, a Taliban "source" - this means
the real Taliban but "source" is supposed to cover
the fact that the old Afghan regime still
exists - claimed that Mohammed "is still with us and
in our protection and we challenge the
United States to prove their claim."
By this stage, it looked like a case of
the "whoops" school of journalism:
a good story that just might be totally
untrue.
Who
keeps barfing in the cat dish?
by Christian Livemore
Excerpt:
You see, I don’t have cute little kitties
like the ones in Puss ‘n Boots.
I have cats from the Fifth Circle of Hell.
I have Axis of Evil cats.
Osama Bin Laden fears my cats.
Subject: A few helpful links...
to help the hawks enlist and go to the Middle
East and fight the Carlyle Group's oil war.
www.usarmy.mil
www.usnavy.mil
www.airforce.com
wwww.usmc.mil
Donna
We are the Invaders
This war with Iraq is very different than
the last war in that we are not responding to a country
that has just invaded another country.
Iraq has done nothing to provoke this war. The weapons
inspectors have found no weapons of mass
destruction. Yet in spite of world opposition the
Bush administration insists on starting
an unprovoked war.
We are the country who is in the wrong.
It is us who are the aggressors. I can not express with
words the shame I feel to be an American
today. I refuse to become the enemy of peace and I
will do everything in my power to resist
the efforts of the Bush administration to change America
from a nation of peace to a nation of war.
In the name of peace, liberty, justice, and freedom I
put the government on notice that there
is a second front in this war and the People of America
have a duty to rize up against the Government
of America in order to restore the values for
which this country was founded.
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
Quotes
"The first responders (to a terror attack)
on the state and local level
have received no money. no training,
no equipment and no direction.
None. Zero."
-- Gary Hart, sounding more
and more like a candidate
Yet, we're borrowing money to give Bush's super-rich friends a tax cut?
I had a VCR Alert to die for.
Tonight on HBO, Leonard vs Hearns from 1981.
Also, Kate Hudson and Jack Hanna on Dave (repeat)
Watch Dave hide with Kate when the animals come out.
Also, lots of stuff about last night's 24
(the bomb went off)
Plus, they gave us a new premier of The Shield,
which must've
been originally rejected for being "too
dark, too violent."
Damn, ...that was good stuff, too.
Bait
and Switch
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
The Little King must have his dynastic
holy war. Regardless of how cunningly Saddam Hussein
plays out his hand, how many missiles he
destroys, or caches of abandoned nerve gas or anthrax
he digs up--mostly sold to him by the Reagan
administration, in the person of Donald Rumsfeld,
of course--Bush cannot afford to take yes
for an answer.
Quotes
More great quotes were here
Funny story here
I know RB Ham has a new column up, but I had to erase his e-mail.
Hard-hitting story here
Quotes
"We don't want people who just read the New
York Times, we've got plenty of those types.
We want people who read and understand
National Review, the Drudge Report and Lucianne.com."
--MSNBC producer explaining
why they dumped Donahue for Michael Savage
Nothing
is easier to make than the ditto-monkey dollar.
Quotes
so much good material was lost
I'm sick.
Quotes
Boy, I'm gonna get drunk tonight...
I typed up a bunch of snail mail that had good stuff in it.
I still have it, somewhere in the pile.
Maybe I can re-type that tomorrow.
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