Volume
1017 - Madman
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Tuesday
March 11, 2003
Quotes
"I described Iraq as the axis of evil once.
I described them as an enemy until proven otherwise.
They obviously, you know, desire weapons
of mass destruction. I presume that he still views us as an enemy."
--Dubya, Waco, Texas, Mar. 10, 2003
He can't really be this stupid - can he?
Can he really be this stupid?
US
firms set to cash in on reconstruction of Iraq 
Holy Koresh - who could've foreseen that coming?
Click
Here
Excerpt:
[Bush] is on the verge of awarding construction
contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars
to rebuild Iraq once Saddam Hussein is
deposed.
Halliburton, one of the companies in the
running for the highly profitable deals, was formerly headed by Dick Cheney.
Halliburton has already been awarded a
lucrative contract to resurrect the Iraqi oilfields if
there is a war.
Other companies have strong ties to the
US administration, including the construction giant Bechtel,
the Fluor Corporation, and the Louis Berger
Group, which is involved in the reconstruction of Afghanistan.
Only US companies are on the shortlist
of five.
As I was typing that, James Miklachevski (sp) of whore MSNBC said
Iraq's oil would be used
to pay for these repairs. As guaranteed on this
page many times for many months, Bush is going to
steal that oil and claim he's using those billions to rebuild
Iraq, but there will be no accounting.
It's the biggest theft in history, done right under our noses
- and who can stop them?
That's the ONLY reason we're invading Iraq, to fill the never-full-enough
coffers of the B.F.E.E.
And what do the Senate Democrats say?
Bart,
stop falsely accusing our president!
He's
a good man - he'd never steal anything.
Why
are you so tough on Dubya?
We're
ashamed that you're a Democrat, Bart!
Quotes
"Did you see Bush's press conference? I don't
want to say there's nothing new there, but at one point
the closed captioning actually said
'blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' ...The president was so subdued and
there were so many long pauses, the
Washington Post suggested today that he may have been on drugs.
Apparently we are seeing the side effects
of a powerful codeine-based smirk inhibitor."
--Bill Maher
on his HBO show
The
'Macho President' Ignores Calls for Peace
by Helen Thomas
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Here
Excerpt:
"Bush did meet with the papal emissary in the
White House recently, but Bush aides tried to play it down.
Oval Office news coverage was limited to
photographers. That's a sad commentary on the president's
ability to tolerate other points of view,
particularly on the question of war and peace."
'Bush seems on a messianic mission and believes
that war will bring great benefits to the Iraqi people
under the occupation and rule of the United
States."
Quotes
"By attacking Baghdad, Bush wants to fulfill
a divine order. In the highly religious United States,
there has rarely been such a deep connection
between national power interests and fundamentalist false piety.
Christian fanatics are calling for
a crusade against Islam."
--Cover Story, War
out of compassion, Der Spiegel
Bush,
Propaganda Minister O'Reilly, The P-Word and the Weiner Nation
by Al Martin
Click
Here
Excerpt:
In the latest press conference, Bush looked
like a wind-up talking corpse.
There were reporters there too, all Pro-Bush
reporters. And you could tell the questions were rehearsed
because Ari Fleischer was sitting in the
front row. They should have had him off camera. but there he was,
holding onto a clipboard. Every
time one of the reporters asked a question, Ari would look at the clipboard
and use his finger to follow what they
were saying to make sure they were using the approved question line.
Quotes
"...while I read accounts during the
election campaign describing George W. Bush as a calm,
middle-of-the-road conservative and
consensus builder, I somehow missed those stories suggesting
that he would be the most radical right-wing
president in American history. The press kept telling me
what a great guy W was, so why has
Mr. Nice Guy alienated every ally in the world?"
--Peter Bart, Variety Editor-in-Chief,
Are
journalists missing in action?
More
Notes From Beyond The Pale
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Here
Subject: Just an entertainer
Bartcop,
One thing I can't quite figure out: Rush
Limbaugh loves to vilify movie, TV, and pop music types who
speak out against the upcoming war in Iraq.
He laughs at them and anyone who takes them seriously saying
"what do they know about the real world,
they are just entertainers."
Yet Limbaugh himself tells his dittohead
listeners they should listen to him:
He is the truth detector, the Dr. of Democracy,
and the only source they will ever need to understand what is
going on in the world. But when ever anyone
critizies him he pleads, "Hey I'm just an entertainer."
Chris Ray
Chris,
He says that because he's a vulgar Pigboy and Truth Molester.
Let's look at the facts:
He loves Reagan, a bad actor
and the stupidest man to ever sit in the Oval Office until January 20,
2001
Tennessee Tuxedo was an actor,
but joined the senate and investigated the best president we ever had.
"Goober" or some such character
from "Love Boat" was a GOP Representative.
Arnold wants to be the governor
of California, but he's an idiot actor, right Rush?
Moses was never sane, but he's
been a force in politics for decades, right Rush?
There's more, but I'm running
behind.
Pigboy, as always you're just flat-out lying.
You don't mind actors getting into politics.
You just hate it when the actors aren't Nazi activists.
Hey Pigboy, you know what?
You're going to be my second-favorite target starting in about
5 weeks.
If you haven't heard of bartcop.com yet, you're
about to.
You know what I'm going to do, Rush?
I'm going to take your clumsy lies and force-feed them right
down your throat.
You know what else?
It's going to be damn entertaining, too.
It's going to be heard by dozens, at first, then more
- then more - day after day.
...and I'm going to enjoy doing this to you.
I'm going to make you my personal surrender-monkey.
Don't you miss the good old days?
Quotes
"As a member of Atheists for Regime Change,
a small but resilient outfit, I can't say that any of this pious
euphemism, illogic, and moral cowardice
distresses me. It shows yet again that there is a fixed gulf between
religion and ethics. I hope it's borne
in mind by the president, next time he wants to make a speech implying
that God is on the side of the United
States (and its godless Constitution)."
--Christopher Hitchens, Pious Nonsense, slate.msn.com
What the hell's going of with this crazy bastard Hitchens?
Is he anti-Smirk now?
He's like Maureen Dowd - he hates everybody - this time
it's Smirky McWarhardon
The
Sucker Punch
By John Cory
Click
Here
Excerpt:
Did anyone else get a creepy sort of "pod
people" feeling while witnessing those journalists stand and present
their questions at that White House press
conference? Was it scripted and staged? Sure felt like it.
And that so-called "somber" tone, what was
that? The Bushman was so serious and so sedate it was just - weird.
It has to be obvious that this White House
has taken the old trial lawyer adage, "never ask a question that you don't
already have the answer for" and twisted
it into - "never permit a question that isn't on the pre-approved answer
list."
This is a recurring theme: Bush never gets involved in
anything that's not fixed up-front.
That's why he turned down the speech to Britain's Parliament,
because they wouldn't guarantee that
all members would stand and kiss his royal ring on command, so
Bush told them all to "F" off.
He's a pinhead and a chimp.
He won't play unless they demonstrate that he's going to win
before he starts.
Subject: Bringin Down the
House
BC,
The reason Bringing Down the House
scored so well last weekend is because Americans
are so depressed by the war, the economy,
and Bush that they are desperate for an escape.
Why would anyone want to watch Karl Rove's
war?
If someone would make a funny war movie
about a bunch of Nazi scum bags
getting the snot kicked out of them, it
would make a billion.
Jeff
So good, we kept it up another day.
Quotes
"Bill Clinton and Bob Dole are doing
a series of televised debates on '60 Minutes.'
The debates will serve to remind Americans
of what real leaders sound like when they talk."
--Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
A
mas
fina cartoon by Tom Tomorrow
Click
Here
Found this is my picture folder - thanks!
Quotes
"One thing about it Mr. Penn, you will be remembered
for a whole lot more than your acting.
There will be hundreds of thousands
of men and women who proudly wear the uniform of the USA
who will remember you for a long time.
They will remember your words, criticizing the country they
love enough to die for. I wouldn't
be going to any VFW meetings if I were you, Mr. Penn.'"
--Chickenhawk
Charlie Daniels (R-'Be kind to niggers week') who was too busy to
wear the uniform himself
The
latest Richard Perle outrage
by Joe Conason
Click
Here
Excerpt:
The Bush foreign policy adviser should
resign for calling a journalist a "terrorist"
-- and the Senate should investigate his
fishy business deal.
Lunch
with the Chairman
by Seymore Hersh
This is why Perle called Hersh a "terrorist"
on Wolf Blitzer's show:
Click
Here
Excerpt:
Khashoggi is still brokering [arms deals].
In January of this year, he arranged a private lunch, in France, to bring
together
Harb Saleh al-Zuhair, a Saudi industrialist
whose family fortune includes extensive holdings in construction, electronics,
and engineering companies throughout the
Middle East, and Richard N. Perle, the chairman of the Defense Policy Board,
who is one of the most outspoken and influential
American advocates of war with Iraq.
Note:
During the Reagan Administration, Khashoggi was one of the middlemen between
Oliver North, in the White House,
and the mullahs in Iran in what became
known as the Iran-Contra scandal. he is currently a partner in The Carlyle
Group,
part of the B.F.E.E. that is going
to make billions from Bush's illegal Oil War.
...and anyone who prints the truth
about the B.F.E.E. making billions from this war is a terrorist?
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Difference
between Bush and Saddam?
Is there any real moral difference between
Bush and Saddam Husein? Saddam used poison gas against the Kurds,
but Reagan gave Saddam the poison gas in
the first place. Of course - he wasn't supposed to use it against the Kurds
- he was supposed to use that against the
Iranians. You see - it's OK to gas Iranians - but not Kurds. And we Americans
don't gas anyone - so we give poison gas
to people like Saddam because we Americans don't like to get our hands
dirty,
so we get people like Saddam to do our
dirty work for us.
Of course Saddam invaded Kuwait without
provocation for the purpose of stealing their oil. And we are about to
defy the
United Nations and invade Iraq without
provocation for the purpose of stealing their oil. And now Bush is promoting
the
first use of nuclear weapons against an
unarmed country. I'm having a problem trying to understand how to explain
to the
rest of the world that American leaders
like Reagan, Bush, and Bush are any better than Iraq's Saddam Husein.
Marc Perkel
This Perkel
fella? I remember him.
He
ran against me as a Republican in Missouri
I don't
like his Al-Qaeda tone.
I need
a secret torture choppper to San Francisco.
Pick
up one "Marc Perkel" and just execute him.
Marty's
E! page
Michael Dare
Vince Vaughn hosting Dave tonight
SAG Award Winners
Ely, NV, finally honors Pat Nixon
Bridget Fonda is engaged to Danny Elfman
Celine Dion's "clean" Vegas show
Tom Arnold likes playing 'the fat white guy'
(Like he has a choice...)
And a flying sheep head
click
Quotes
"Tonight we're having a good time. But we're
going to kill a lot of people next week.
Let's not forget about that ... We're
making a huge mistake."
--
Neil Young at last night's Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies
But Neil, you said Bush was your man!
You've been a big Bush supporter for years.
What the hell made you come to your senses?
You used to be a hero of mine, Neil, but
when you went down on Dubya,
I stopped listenting to your music - that
was a sad day for me.
Now your boy's going on a worldwide killing
spree and "We're making a
huge mistake?"
No, Neil - YOU made the big mistake
- "we" didn't help Bush one goddamn bit.
I can't believe the man who wrote "Ohio"
stood behind killer Bush and praised him.
You're an idiot, Neil.
You should never have betrayed your fans
by turning into a Republican warlord.
Now you seem to be saying you made a hueueueueuge
mistake,
but I haven't heard your apology - why
is that, Neil?
Don't pretend your hands are clean.
YOU
helped elect this murdering monster.
You have the blood of innocents on your
hands, Neil.
On a less bloody note, catch the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductions
Sunday on VH-1.
Bartcop,
Your minions are SO very "moderate" and
"compassionate" (ha ha ha ha).
Why just today I entered the Bartcop chatroom,
and one of them called me
"idiot punk moron" and then bumped me out with
"Now go "f" off."
Dude, you are a idiot punk moron.
You need to "f" off.
Remember when I responded to your remark
that "no conservative has ever debated me"?
Not true.
I've debated dozens of ditto-monkeys,
and I gave each and every one a sore, red-ass
My "remark" was/is, "Where can I find
more
conservatives to debate me?"
You offered me to pick the topic of debate.
I did.
I hope you have since removed that remark
from your website.
I think you hope I've removed my boot from your sore, red-ass.
God's truth be known, I remember you as one of my stalkers, but
not the specifics.
Have you been stalking me long?.
Otherwise, you will be lying,
and you know it.
ha ha
I hate it when I'm trapped by a
ditto-monkey.
Artie, ...tell them it's NOT you!
Not that you can differentiate between lies
and truth, or would care to if you could.
What?
Was that a question?
If so, a question mark at the end of the
sentence would help.
The topic was YOUR maliciousness,
ha ha
I admit, I have maliciousness.
"Malo" being Latin for "evil,"
I was a Catholic altar boy before I reached
the age of reason.
I have much "Malo" for power-hungry Nazis.
Sue me, then suck me.
...and YOUR profanity,
ha ha
Stop it!
They'll accuse me of hiring you to play
the fool like FOX News did with Alan Colmes.
...and YOUR hatefulness.
What would you say to defend your pathological
hatred?
ha ha
Dude, you wanna be famous?
I could USE a guy like you on my sure-to-be-a-hit
BartCop Radio!
Well, you tried to change the subject.
To George Bush.
To mean old conservatives. To ANYTHING
but YOUR pathological hatred.
Hold on, I'm going to do a shot of Chinaco Anejo.
You need every advanatage you can get in this fight..
You had no defense for it, did you Bartcop!
NOTHING!
Finally, you dropped out, defeated by your
own maliciousness.
ha ha
I'm such a coward.
I should pray to the Invisible Cloud Being for more courage.
Everyone in the Bartcop chatroom talks like
you do, Bartcop.
It's a veritable hell.
No, it's a place where the truth is spoken.
To you, it just seems like hell.
No wonder nobody there can stand me!
ha ha
If that's not proof, what is?
Please return to calling our President petty
names.
It's what you do best.
Why don't you go sit on an inflatable donut?
Your ass will feel a lot better.
Bart,
You quoted that punk O'Reilly:
> "Americans, and indeed our foreign allies
who actively work against our military
> once the war is underway, will be
considered enemies of the state by me."
Who the hell does this little fuckwad think
he is?
What's he gonna do, start his own secret
police state?
"Will be considered enemies of the state
by me"?
...and I should give a flyin "F" what this
loud mouth asswipe thinks?
Hey Bill, come and get me.
Ray G
Ray, I'm with you on the "Blow me, O'Reilly,"
but you asked, "Who does O'Reilly think
he is?"
He's the top-rated Nazi gasbag on the top-rated
news network.
Quotes
"No Iraqi ever stole my 401k.'
-- John Stone, pissed at the Failure
in Thief
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Quotes
"It was reported that two of bin Laden's sons
were apprehended in Afghanistan,
but Bush is not gloating, he knows
how embarrassing it is when your kids get arrested."
--Bill Maher, HBO
Bush
has media walking a fine line
Get this - this was in USA Today - a monstrously pro-Bush newspaper
Click
Here
Excerpt:
"...Bush called a rare prime-time news conference,
which networks and cable outlets covered. There, Bush made two unprecedented
moves that could signal the way he and
his administration plan to handle — some say intimidate — the media during
wartime. First,
rather than filing in as usual, reporters
were summoned into the East Room in pairs, "as if we were in grammar school
and were being
called on the line for something," CBS'
Bill Plante says. Then, after opening remarks, Bush called on reporters
from a predetermined
list assembled by White House press secretary
Ari Fleischer."
Reporters can't ask Bush any unscripted questions becauyse he
has no brain.
Bush is more stupid than even Ronald Reagan, who got many answers
right at his press conferences.
Bush can't say anything besides, "Saddam
must disarm" and "This is all Clinton's fault."
You know why?
Because he's a monkey.
Housekeeping
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I can't wait to hit the big time so I can afford a tech.
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