The sound was unmistakable: a deep, chesty baritone matched by an
oratorical style
one might sooner expect to hear on the Shakespearean stage.
Whether you celebrated Rush Limbaugh's conservative cant or abhorred it,
no one
could deny that the man was a master technician at using his pipes. Every
angry roar
or hearty laugh or below-the-breath whisper had impact, every pregnant
pause made
a palpably dramatic point.
But Limbaugh's much-publicized loss of approximately 80 percent of his
hearing has
had an effect perhaps even a man with "talent on loan from god," as he
often chortled,
could not predict: He has lost control of an instrument he had spent a
lifetime learning
to use to perfection. Like a great pianist who develops carpal-tunnel syndrome
or a
leonine saxophonist whose embouchure is destroyed, Limbaugh now stands
as a
former virtuoso no longer in control of his art.
The incendiary language and unabashedly conservative philosophies may be
fully
intact, but the tool that delivered Limbaugh's message so effectively to
millions in the
1990s has been virtually undone, and it's plain to hear weekdays from 11
a.m. to 2
p.m. on WLS-AM 890.
It had been a couple of months since I last tuned in to Limbaugh, but the
hubbub over
his hearing loss (which his doctors attribute to autoimmune inner-ear disease)
prompted a return visit. And for at least a minute or two, it sounded as
if a guest host
were sitting in for America's most popular radio personality. The voice
was too
high-pitched, too shrill, too lacking in nuance and inflection and character
to be even
an ailing Limbaugh.
But as a commercial break approached, Limbaugh identified himself, and
at that
moment it became apparent -- in retrospect -- how much control, technique
and vocal
prowess he once commanded. Others, too, have come to the realization that
the
identity Limbaugh long had established through sound no longer exists.
"Rush always has had this character that he does, this person with a thundering
and
blustery voice, and that's what's missing," says Steve Dahl, a Chicago
radio veteran
heard 2 to 7 p.m. weekdays on WCKG-FM 105.9.
"But now, since he can't hear his voice, he's probably trying to think
about how to make
those sounds. And the worst thing for Rush Limbaugh would be having to
think about
how to do it.
"Because if you have to think about it, it won't sound natural."
Indeed, the radio act that Limbaugh developed over the years had become
practically
instinctive, the mere sight of a "wacko liberal" editorial in the New York
Times or a
provocative statement by a "feminazi" inspiring some of his most fulsome
orations.
Like all of America's most vivid radio personalities -- from the sex-obsessed
Howard
Stern to the manic Mancow Muller to the wickedly satirical Don Imus --
Limbaugh was
as much actor as commentator, as much self-caricature as media star.
But the figure Limbaugh portrayed cannot be drawn without the essential tool of the trade.
"What's happening to Rush is bizarre -- you can tell he has no clue as
to where his
voice is," says John Williams, heard 2 to 7 p.m. weekdays on WGN-AM 720.
"It's like trying to hammer a nail without looking. You've got the hammer,
you feel your
way around, but your aim is all off."
Master of sound effects
And it's not only Limbaugh's voice that's off-key, for the man had developed
a range of
sound effects he had used as effectively as his vocal cords. Annoyed at
a sound bite
from a Democratic congressman, he would sit almost silent, but for the
ominous and
relentless tapping of his fingers upon his desk. Irked by a newspaper article
attacking
one of his heroes, he would crumple the paper in disgust or turn the page
so loudly it
sounded as if it had been ripped in half.
Small details, to be sure, yet in the realm of radio, they constituted a revolution.
"The old school of radio is that you make no noise around you," Williams
says.
"When you turn a page, you do it so quietly that the listener never knows.
"Rush obliterated that," Williams continues. "Not that he was the first
person on radio
to rustle papers, but because he has such a big audience, everyone thinks
he
invented it. He sure made it popular."
Within the realm of radio, Limbaugh is hardly the first radio personality
to struggle with
his instrument. Williams, of WGN, recalls periods in his life when he began
losing his
voice and needed speech therapy to relearn how to use it. And Muller, who
taxes his
voice throughout his "Mancow Morning Madness" show (5 to 10 a.m. weekdays
on
WKQX-FM 101.1), suffers the effects of tintinitis -- a constant ringing
in his ears.
"Every night when I go to bed, I have to have a machine on that drowns
out the noise in
my ears," says Muller, who attributes the problem to an occupational hazard
--
headphones blasting in his ears several hours a day.
"To do this show, you have to have the sound jacked up, and it's ridiculously
loud," he adds.
"I blow headphones constantly. They just don't make headphones that can
withstand the loudness I need.
"So I've developed this tintinitis. It's an occupational hazard."
Speaking in the dark
Yet it pales alongside the crisis that Limbaugh is experiencing, since
he does not
know how he sounds and must rely on engineers controlling the buttons and
switches
to help him maintain a fraction of his old vocal identity.
Should Limbaugh's hearing return, there's no reason to doubt that his vocal
virtuosity
would come back, as well. At the very least, he appears to be trying to
convey a note of
optimism rather than despair.
"The more the reality of what's happened with my hearing hits me, the more
I realize
just how much I was born to do what I do," Limbaugh recently said on his
Web site
(www.rushlimbaugh.com).
"Had I been born not too many years earlier, none of this would be technologically possible."
But the technological devices that are helping Limbaugh and his engineers
get
around his hearing loss in some ways may be compounding the problem, at
least so
far as the quality of his voice is concerned.
Time to reinvent?
"When you listen to him on the radio now, you can tell they're running
his voice through
machines to give it a higher pitch, so that his speech will sound clearer
or brighter,"
says Dahl, who believes that Limbaugh should consider losing the mannerisms
and
bluster of old and reinvent himself.
"But it doesn't sound natural. Maybe he just should go with what he really
sounds like
now, tell people that this is the real voice as he now sounds.
"I think his audience, which is already very loyal, would be sympathetic.
"But if, subconsciously, fans feel they're not getting the real thing or
that they're being
deceived, they're going to feel cheated.
"On radio, you've got to be honest if you're going to survive."