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Quotes
"Bush fancies himself a Christian. It's too
bad he isn't, but then most Christians would not be
recognizable to Christ if he returned
to Earth. Peace, love and justice are not very fashionable
in many Christian circles these days.
Many of them prefer war, provided they don't have to fight it."
--Charley Reese,
A Real Policy For Peace, reese.king-online.com
I love war if I
don't
have to fight!
You know why he's in trouble? I can think of three reasons:
1. He's never spoken out before, so when he finally does, we're
30 hours from a war.
2. No Democrats will back him up. They're letting him twist like
a kite with no tail.
3. It's the damn truth, and the truth has become unacceptable
in America under Bushler.
I admit, I was watching FOX Whore News, and they said the entire
Republican party was outraged,
which I'm sure they are. They stick together and they speak out
when something happens that they
don't like - meanwhile, the Democrats cower in fear in the corner.
Sidebar:
Of course, Mara Liason, one of FOX's "liberal"
commentators, agreed whole-heartedly that Daschle
was an evil man that will burn in hell
for all eternity for those vile comments about our hero George W. Bush.
Liason is almost as effective fighting
for the left as Colmes is on Hannity and Surrender.
Hey FOX, thanks again for the "fair and balanced" coverage.
Now that I've gotten "both sides" of Daschle's
treasonous and malicious statments against Mom and Apple Pie,
I can make up my own mind if Daschle is
a ninth or tenth degree Satanist. But I'm also energized.
If I had the
mic hooked up today, I'm sure I would've
lost my cool, but there will be plenty of chances for that in the coming
weeks and months. But trust me, FOX Whore
News is going to be hearing from us - soon. FOX is so crooked,
they can hide behind a spiral staircase.
Plus, I'm pissed off that we're under construction and my scanner's
unplugged, because while cleaning up,
I found a Tulsa World (R-Right wing) newspaper that I saved from
Dec 18, 1998.
Top headline, above the fold: Impeachment debate to start
Second headline, left, above the fold: Missles pound Iraq
President Clinton was taking care of the country's business, while
the sex-obsessed Republicans with holes in
their pockets (so they could reach you-know-what) were demanding
more details about exactly what Clinton
did with Monica, how many times, and in what order. I remember
Senator John Ashcroft (R-Serial Tosser)
being one of the biggest offenders.
And before we forget - nothing makes a ditto-monkey squeel
with laughter than when you say "aspirin factory."
Those words bring down the house at every Republican fund raiser,
but that was proof that Clinton was fighting
Al Qaeda was the GOP was in constant-masturbation mode.
They can bite me and then go straight to hell.
...and they want to give Daschle shit for using the word "failure" when calling a spade a spade?
CrimQuips
by Barry Crimmins
Excerpt:
"...a policy of appeasement could bring destruction
of a kind never before seen on this earth."
George W. Bush --Get out of Dodge speech March 17, 2003
" It's hard to envision more terror than 2001."
George W. Bush --Scripted Press Conference March 6, 2003
"Make up your mind."
Barry Crimmins, Crimquips March 18, 2003.
"US claims 30 coalition partners" read the headline on Yahoo
First, thank Koresh Yahoo had the integrity to use "claims" instead
of pretending it's a fact.
Second, do you want to know what kind of liars have stolen their
way into being our overlords?
France, the scum of all the Earth according to the White House
and FOX News (one and the same)
is counted as one of our "coalition partners." So in an attempt
to pretend we have partners, Bush is
claiming even the countries they are bad-mouthing as "appeasers
of terror."
Here's the deal:
France announced that IF ( I know you know what that word
means) Saddam uses chemical or biological
weapons against us, they will assist with supplies and medical
teams, things of that nature.
So when reporters as Ari the forked-tongue how many nations are
"on board" for the slaughter,
Ari replies, "We have 30 countries,
counting those who've sent soldiers, weapons and
those helping with the aftermath of
any possible medical situations." (Not a verbatim quote)
So while bad-mouthing France with every breath, these liars are
counting France as an ally.
What's
wrong with that?
Have
you heard?
is coming...
Rumsfeld
Ego Trips Isolate an Already Clueless Bush
(It was in the NYWTimes, but it still might be true)
Excerpt:
During a White House planning session with
his top military advisers late last month, Bush turned
to Gen. Richard B. Myers, chairman of the
Joint Chiefs of Staff, with a pressing question:
How long would war with Iraq last?
But before General Myers could respond,
Rumsfeld put a hand on his arm and said,
"Now, Dick, you don't want to answer
that."
If Bush was a real president (ha ha)
he'd tell his subordinate Rumsfeld to shut his goddamn mouth
and look back at Myers and bark, "You
were asked a question by your Commander in Chief!"
But no, Bush is a figurehead/pinhead whose job it is to act like
Joe Six Pack and put voter's minds at ease.
When Reagan was a joke of a president, BobCat Goldthwaith wrote
the line,
"Reagan is like Ronald McDonald. He's
good with the kids, but he's not the guy
you want to talk to if you get served
a bad cheeseburger."
Speaking of McDonald's, we haven't heard much from Ann Coulter in a while.
Hey Bart,
Maybe someone will buy the hospital where
W. had that poor 15-yr-old girl undergo the illegal abortion:
Bush's
abortion hospital for sale
Daniel in H-Town
What's the difference between Bush and that religious Utah nut
who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart?
The religious Utah nut didn't get his victim pregnant.
Quotes
"I hate to work over the weekend, as I hope
you do, but, I mean, it is a very serious matter."
--
Jose Maria Aznar, Prime Minister of Spain refering to the sham meeting
in the Azores showing why
he and pResident lazy, stupid and delusional get along so
well (zendaba.com)
Damn, looks like somebody has been reading bartcop.com
These almost-legally-elected duplitious
Americans who will stop
at nothing to acheive their twisted
and perverted political goals.
I wonder how the Kurds feel about the Governor invading their country?
Reminder:
This is almost too horrible to put into words, but it really
happened. In 1991, Bush 41
launched his massive attack on that year's Hitler, Saddam the
Evil Doer. America
encouraged the people of Iraq to rise up against Saddam, and
the Kurds did that.
We pushed Saddam out of Kuwait (after Bush invited him - in
writing - to take it)
and we pushed his army halfway back to Baghdad. Eventually
they surrendered, and when
we negotiated terms with Saddam's henchmen (I would've made Saddam
show up personally
and wear a pink tutu to the surrender meeting so CNN could get
pictures of the murderous bastard
(Saddam, I mean) wearing pink to humiliate him in the Oh-so-macho
world of the Middle East.
But in the terms of the surrender agreement, "Stormin'" Norman
Schwartzkopf outlawed all Iraqi
planes and jets from flying, but he didn't have the brains to
outlaw helicopters in the agreement.
How stupid could a general possibly be? I have a litmus
test that if I, Tequilaboy in Oklahoma could
do it better than the 40-year pro, he must be an idiot nearing
the scale of idiocy yardsticked by Dubya..
So, the minute we turned out back, Saddam went after the Kurds
with the same kind of deep-rooted
hatred that Bush has for California. Saddam took his flying gunships
to the north and murdered thousands
upon thousands of Kurds. As is American tradition, we
didn't pay a dime's worth of attention and our
Kurdish allies were victim to Saddam's flying machine guns for
weeks.
Jesus Christ, can't we do anything right?
Look at Germany and Japan, then look at the South Vietnamese and
the Kurds
and tell me, - would you rather be an American ally or an American
enemy?
Quotes
"They were concerned that we not get into a
position where we shifted, instead of being the leader
of an international coalition to roll
back Iraqi aggression, to one in which we were an imperialist power,
willy-nilly moving into capitals in
that part of the world, taking down governments."
--
Unka Dick, during the 2000 campaign on why other countries were glad
we didn't remove Saddam Hussein from power in 1991 (prospect.org)
Need
help with your anti-war page?
Or
a page about anything?
Bart,
Powell's "coalition" of the willing (30
countries) is made up of predominantly countries who are in poverty.
Bribes to these government work well, even
though in every single one of them the majority of the people there
are against Bush and against this oil war.
migs
Migs, I'm with you, Dude.
When I used to work with Vic the Republican, he'd cook up the
best roast beef I've ever had, along with (same meal)
slow-roasted chicken breasts, slow-roasted ribs, the best mac
and cheese I've ever had, with some green beans soaked
in ham & bacon juice, some millionaire pie and some homemade
deserts that were to die for all by themselves, and just
before I took my first bite, he'd ask me if Bush was a good president.
Hell, I wasn't under oath and knowing how good that food was going to taste, I'd say, "He's the best ever!"
But it's not funny when you bribe a starving nation to support
an illegal war just to steal a third country's assets.
If this is a nightmare - when do we get to wake up?
Quotes
"Bush tried to blame France for causing the
war by threatening to use its veto. What hypocrisy: since the
United Nations creation, the United
States has used its veto 76 times, and 41 of those vetoes in the last
three decades concerned attempts by
the United Nations to call Israel to account for its violations of multiple
U.N. resolutions. By asserting
the United States' right to invade whomever it likes whenever it likes,
Bush’s
speech brought the world to the most
dangerous moment in its history since the Cuban missile crisis of 1962."
--Doug Ireland, Credibility
Bomb, tompaine.com
Quotes
"She was standing on top of a pile of earth.
The driver cannot have failed to see her. As the blade pushed
the pile, the earth rose up. Rachel
slid down the pile. It looks as if she got her foot caught. The driver
didn't
slow down; he just ran over her. Then
he reversed the bulldozer back over her again. She was very courageous."
--activist, Richard
Purssell, near Rachel Corrie when she was crushed by an Israeli army bulldozer
Bart's
Law #3
Do not lay down in front of a bulldozer or a train or
become a human shield.
The "president" of the United States will have you killed, rather
than call off his bloody attack.
Apparently, the Israeli government feels the same way about protestors.
That's one difference between our president and a Chinese tank
commander.
In China, when they stood in front of the tank in Tienneman Square,
the tank stopped.
In America and apparently, Israel, the "tank" keeps coming and
crushes you.
Marty's
E! page
Bonnie Hunt hosts Letterman tonight
Morgan Freeman gets his star
Lisa Marie Presley made her singing debut
Networks pooling video for the first 24 hours
A statue of Wolfman Jack
India Arie is an optimist
Eric Clapton played for his daughter's school
fundraiser
The war will be commercial free
ha ha
TV's contingency programming options
Dick Smothers Jr has a new career
And Uncle Junior has a new CD coming out
click
Does Carol Lay read bartcop.com?
Quotes
"...citizens today are being held incommunicado
in military brigs in this country, without being charged,
without access to counsel, by the simple
fact that the president has declared them what is called 'enemy combatants.
What has happened to the Bill of Rights,
and due process? What has happened to the Geneva Convention?
If they're not prisoners of war, what
are they? And what rights do they have?''
-- Janet Reno, the womam who thought
it would be a good idea to turn Ken Starr (R-Religiously Insane)
lose inside
the zipper of our last-elected president with unlimited time, money, resources
and scope.
Excerpt:
As we plunge into the most reckless, unjustified,
and immoral war since the Philippines and commit a
blunder that may echo down through the
decades; let's say it clearly, without shading or pretense,
without genuflection or fig leaf: our President
is a liar. A serial, repetitive, egregious liar. A man who lies
not only in the service of his single minded
crass policies, but who does so automatically- as a reflex.
Mr. Bush isn’t just the most dishonest
President I’ve seen in 4 decades of watching them, he’s the
most consistently dishonest politician
I’ve ever seen.
We have a new mail box
This is for radio bits, sound bites, parody songs -etc.
We need pretty much everything - if it's short and funny - send
it.
Dixie
Chicks axed by Clear Channel
Freedom of speech, truth no longer acceptable in America
Excerpt:
"'Out of respect for our troops, our city and
our listeners, [we] have taken the Dixie Chicks off our playlists,'
said Gail Austin, Clear Channel's director
of programming for the two Jacksonville stations."
Hey, they didn't insult the troops.
They said they were embarrassed that Smirky McWarhardon was from
Texas.
How does that insult the troops?
Note: Clear Channel hosts the vulgar Pigboy, Laura, Hannity
etc.
They're
not doing this out of respect for the troops.
They're
throwing more red meat to the ditto-monkeys.
They did
it to make more money.
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"Pentagon officials say they’re gonna let the
correspondents be in with the troops,
but I think maybe they’re trying to
stick it to the correspondents, they hope some
of them will get killed. I don’t know
what their point is.”
-- Andy Rooney on Greta
Dear Bart,
Enclosed is a contribution.
I can't afford this, but getting the goblins
out of the White House is the only way my business will improve.
Thanks for making me laugh and keeping
me informed.
B.W.
BartCop Manor is under construction.
We're building the BartCop Studio from the ground up.
Sidebar:
Once we get started, if you hear Rush,
O'Reilly, Hannity or Laura say something extra stoopid,
or something that we can have great fun
with, look at your clock.
Then write to me and say, "Bart, 36 minutes
into Hannity & Surrender, Hannity said "X."
Then I can go to my tape, fast-forward
36 minutes, locate the sound bite and the fun begins.
While we dismantle and rebuild the current
cockpit, I'm on a slow and clumsy laptop with a 56K modem.
Have patience this week, is
busy being born.
It's getting closer and closer...
Isn't it exciting?
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Quotes
"I think our worldview that I'm trying to articulate
is compassionate conservatism.
When you believe in the sanctity of
life, you believe that people are created in God's image,
you are compassionate to them because
they are made by God, not by nature or some other
--they are made by God. So you look
at them in a compassionate way. That is George W. Bush."
--Tom DeLay
But Tom, didn't God create the Iraqi people,
too?
Or were they "made
by nature or some other?"
Why is George W. Bush going to kill so many
of God's people?
And why would you use a war to show how
compassionate the aggressor is?
The first three star comic ever.
The only thing moving faster than Bush towards war is the construction
at BartCop Manor.
We'll be done tonight, and we should be back up to speed tomoro.
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Bad language alert
How
the sons of bitches get rich and stay rich
The vulgar Pigboy always talks about how the rich deserve to be
rich because they work so hard.
Sure, that's gotta be true in some cases, but in many cases in
just good old fucking crime and greed.
Boots and Coots is part of Halliburton and the
B.F.E.E..
Within the last year, their stock sold for as little as 6 cents a share.
Now that the unelected bastard is dragging into a war that nobody
wants, and since our military
is going to follow orders, Iraq's oil fields will soon be blazing,
at least enough of them so Boots
and Coots can submit a trillion dollar repair bill to your kid's
Social Security fund.
This money will then be spilt amongst the B.F.E.E. loyalists.
But they're smart enough to make money more than once.
As of this writing, shares of Boots and Coots are going for $2.35
So if you're involved in the B.F.E.E., and you KNEW Bush
was going to murder Iraq no matter
what the circumstances and no matter what Russia, China, France
and Germany said, you could've
bought a million dollars worth of stock a year ago at 6 cents
and if you cashed in today, according
to my good Catholic math, you would have $40,000,000 now.
This is horseshit!
Bush and his crooked f-ing friends made FORTY TIMES their money
by knowing the fix was in
and the only cost was a few hundred or a few thousand American
soldiers.
Doesn't anybody besides an internet tequila comedy site give a fuck?
The fix is in, our men will die and Bush's millionaire friends are now billionaires.
Martha Stewart makes headlines with some piddly-ass insider stock
"scandal," and the Fake Monkey President
is involvbed in a has-to-be-illegal scheme to have our soldiers
killed to make more money?
Goddamn, I am pissed off about this.
It's another occasion where I'm lucky I don't have that goddamn
microphone working yet because if
someone tuned in cold and heard me screaming mother-effer at
the Governor they'd probably call
Ashcroft and the "restrained" warning would be real next time.
Isn't anyone else pissed about this?
Am I reading this wrong?
Bush's co-felons are making 40 times their money on this fake
war and Boots & Coots
haven't even presented their fake trillion dollar repair bill
to your grandchildren yet?
(Blood pressure 240/155, and I'm not kidding)
Wouldn';t it be nice if, a year from today, BartCop Radio had
a couple of thousand subscribers
which would give us a budget so we could do things like buy billboards
on the DC Beltway and
have stories like this Boots & Coots murdering fraud Bullshit
on people's minds?
Funny, I've been begging for money for over two of my seven years
doing this,
and I don't think I've ever used the word "please" before, but
I'm going to use it now.
Please help me raise enough money, and raise enough hell,
to make a difference.
It seems like nobody else cares besides us. Or maybe they
care, but they think "What can one person do?"
I'll tell you - we can grow the hammer and make this radio pie
higher.
Right after I publish this, I'm going to put about $1500 on my
credit card and buy the rest of the
electronic equipment that will turn Mrs. Bart's dining room into
a semi-real radio studio.
If you've been thinking about subscribing, now would really help.
If you already are a subscriber,
consider adding another subscription to help make this
radio thing happen. There are days when only $15
comes in and that can be scary when you're jobless and owe 100
times that on radio equipment.
The B.F.E.E. is going to steal everything they can until
somebody makes them stop. Jesus Christ, we're going
to be at war in about 24 hours, and it seems like the ONLY reason
is that people like Boots & Coots stockholders
want to make serious money while this unelected
criminal has his hands in the federal cookie jar.
So now, I'm going to go to the music store and buy this electronic
equipment. When I get back, while
my friend begins connecting the VCRs and CD players and microphones
and AM and FM reveivers
and Koresh knows what else to this giant mixing console (I don't
even know the right names to call
the equipment) I'm going to have a drink and think about the
future of BartCop Radio.
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