Quotes

"I think the way to oppose George W. Bush is to stand up to him, to speak out
  when his policies are wrong, to put holds on bad legislation he’s promoting.
  Obviously, that’s not the sort of opposition Bush and Cheney approve of.
  The nice thing is that, even if they can dictate the Republican nominee,
  the people of Minnesota still get to choose their senator."
      --Paul Wellstone; commondreams.org, 04/21/01


 


 Bishop Admits Promoting Pedophile Priest

  Click  Here

   Excerpt:
 A bishop has acknowledged helping promote a priest now accused of raping children ]
 despite considering him a "troubled priest" who endorsed sex between men and boys.

 Bishop Thomas V. Daily, a once top-ranking official in Boston, said in a deposition that he
 was aware of complaints about the Rev. Paul Shanley, yet promoted him anyway.
 

 Is this it?
 Has the Churched stopped the official serial lying?
 Are they going to continue to tell the truth?

 I hope so - it's the only way this will ever go away.



 In the old days, I'd write some at work and I'd write some at home.

 Like a dork, I'd take what I wrote and put in on a Zip Disc to take with me, but that never
 worked because the pictures and links wouldn't work without all the parts, so I started
 keeping my rough drafts and early versions of tomoro's page on the web.

 One night, possibly after some tequila, I cave CAL the formula to the early drafts.
 She other day, she let it slip that she read a some story I'd been working on.

 That must've been weird for her, because I'm always writing these little notes to myself like,
 "Hey, Dumbass, you sure you want to post this?" or "Don't fuck this up, Einstein,"

 I'll confess - there are some ideas that have come to me while committing the sin of drink.
 Mostly, the next morning those stories are still tellable, but sometimes....

 You know how I'm always saying that no matter how big  bartcop.com  gets,
 you'll never see a True Hollywood Story or Behind the Scenes on  bartcop.com?

 Christian has a story she could sell - so I have to be very nice to her :)



 Condit Kids sell out Democratic party

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   Excerpt:
 Kids of Gary Condit (D-Killer, Traitor) paid $5,250 for postage to send
 letters to Californians asking them NOT to vote for Democrat Dennis Cardona
 because he defeated their loathesome Daddy in the primary earlier this year.

 Chad and Cadee Condit's letter accuses Dennis Cardoza of being "neither
 Democrat, Republican or independent, but an opportunist that would use
 anything or anyone to get elected."
 

 Gee, I wonder if he's scumbag enough to let a girl die to save his career?



 Tonight on Dave - Warren Zevon

 I guess you've heard - Warren has been handed a death sentence.
 Years of untreated lung cancer are giving him weeks/months to live and tonight he's on Dave.

 I mean, they can't have him on and not say anything, but how can they say something?
 I imagine the writers are giving him some zingers to make that super-bad feeling go away,
 but it's my guess Dave's not going to be comfortable at all tonight.
 

 On a hopefully-unrelated story, top-rated The Osbournes is schedule to premier in November.
 Rumors said they had to hold Season Two back a little to be sure Sharon could finish it, so this
 announcement would seem to say she's reached a certain milestone which green-lit the premier.

 Hang in there, Sharon.
 Don't let the bastard win.



 

 Subject: your slant on politics

 I used to be a Clinton supporter..I got one name for you as to why
 I no longer support the corrupt democratic party...Denise Rich...

 Your rants are a hoot..Its nice to see you in such political misery..
 Al Gore is no more..hooray..Were it not for your rambling rants,
 I wouldn't have anything to laugh about..Waa Waa...
 Push for Bush!

 Bart C
 Bechtel Corporate Security
 415-768-xxxx office
 415-990-xxxx cell
 

 Bart, I don't believe you.
 I think you made that up. I think you're a "seminar e-mailer,"
 and I don't think you have the slightest clue what you're talking about.

 Tell you what I'll do:
 You up for a challenge, Bart?
 I'll give you up to 700 words to make your case against Denise Rich.
 I don't think you can pull it off.

 Get all the help you want, but put it in your words.
 Don't send me a URL of something Rush or Hannity wrote.
 
 No president in our history mis-used presidential pardons the way Bush 41 did.
 You're just repeating some horseshit you heard from a millionaire Republican whore.

 I'm sending you a private mailbox for your reply.
 I'm certain you're a fraud and I want to see you prove you're not.

 You up for a challenge, Bart?



 Jon Stewart

 I can't say enough about this guy.
 He's gotta be the funniest white man in America.
 Have you seen his show lately?

 It's more honest than anything you'll see on the networks.
 I'm not trying to flatter myself, but it's like Jon's Tequila Treehouse.
 All he wants to do is goof and have some fun, but he sees the crap that's going on
 and he's gotta be wondering why it falls to HIM to solve our political problems.

 If you're not watching The Daily Show on Comedy Central at 11 PM EST, you should be.
 This week he's doing his show from Washington DC and every segment is really, really good.
 It's called Halfway to the White House 2002, and it'll just sleigh you.

 Saturday Night Live would kill to be this funny, each night, every skit, and Jon Stewart is doing
 four hours a week where SNL only does an hour and a half.  Stewart is probably working on
 twenty percent of SNL's budget, yet he is kicking their ass by a factor of five.

 I don't care if you work a funny shift or have six kids or whatever, if you're going to watch any TV at all
 during the next two weeks, you really need to be catching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

 Last thing - I'm so old, I've seen them all.
 Johnny Carson never had Jon's batting average. Same for Leno and even Dave.
 I've seen Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Alan King and Mort Sahl.
 I've seen Dick Gregory, Rodney Dangerfield, Moms Mabley and the Unknown Comic.
 I've seen Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, George Carlin and Chris Rock.
 I grew up watching Ed Sullivan and saw every band and every comic work live.

 They're all great, Richard Pryor being the former king and Chris Rock being the current king,
 but nobody can match the on-base-percentage of Jon Stewart.

 I've seen Jon Stewart give maybe 10-12 interviews and he's always damn, damn good.
 You can't ask him a question that he doesn't have a great answer to/for.
 Besides Robin Williams, nobody else can just "turn on" funny,

 Repeat:
 I don't care if you work a funny shift or have six kids or whatever, if you're going to watch any TV at all
 during the next two weeks, you really need to be catching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
 There's only tonight and Thursday, then Monday and Tuesday, election night left.

 You owe it to yourself - catch those four half-hours.
 You'll learn more about politics than any damn network news show,
 and you'll get more serious laughs per minute than any other "comedy" show.

 Today, October 30, 2002, America got a new funniest white man in America.



  http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm
 

 If you haven't hit this yet, do it.
 You clcik above the Statue of Liberty and create your own fireworks.


 Flashback from Volume 153 - Know Pizza Hut, No Peace

 ha ha

 Isn't that terrible?
 Our precious savior Ronald Reagan wanted to become a dirty commie?
 Turns out, he was rejected, you know why?

 They didn't want a lying dumb-ass in the communist party!

 Remember:
 This is from Reagan's official, hand-picked biographer, and they want us to think it's not true?



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