WASHINGTON—As Rudyard Kipling's Kim reports back to his British spymasters,
from the
mountainous moonscape of Afghanistan, "Certain things are not known
to those who eat with forks."
After six weeks of a war at home and a war in Asia, we now understand
what we do not understand.
The terrorists and Taliban have the psychological edge on three fronts:
military, propaganda and bioterror.
George W. Bush was brought up to believe in Marquess of Queensberry
rules. Now he is competing
against combatants with Genghis of Khan rules, who hide among women
and children in mosques and
school dormitories, and who don't need an executive order to betray
and murder.
Polo at Yale is a bit different than the Afghan version, bushkazi, a
violent free-for-all with no rules
in which galloping horsemen try to throw a headless goat's carcass
over a goal.
President Bush has been lured through the high-altitude maze to the
minotaur's lair,
or as it's known in the novel "Flashman," "the catastrophe of Afghanistan."
Now, like the British and Russians before him, he is facing the most
brutish, corrupt, wily and patient
warriors in the world, nicknamed dukhi, or ghosts, by flayed Russian
soldiers who saw them melt away.
After one of the worst weeks in the capital's history, filled with federal
confusion and deadly missteps,
the question was suspended like a spore in the autumn air: Are we quagmiring
ourselves again?
"Yes, it may be a quagmire," President Musharraf of Pakistan said to Peter Jennings. (Now he tells us.)
Was George Bush willing to replay the Great Game with the most sordid
rules? Could the team reuinted
from Desert Storm, a video-game triumph, fight this invisible war ruthlessly,
but also with guile,
the dagger sliding between the ribs?
Washington has gone to war many times, but not since Bull Run has war
come to Washington.
Just as the injured and dying Union troops streamed into the capital
after Civil War contests,
there were funerals last week of public servants felled in anthrax
attacks, filled with colleagues
fuming over second-class treatment.
With the Supreme Court closed for the first time since 1935, parts of
Congress shuttered, the C.I.A.
and the State Department mail facilities shut down and new spores floating
in government corridors
every day, we can't seem to catch up to the terrorists. "It's hard
to get your arms around something
that's constantly moving," conceded a Bush official.
Tom Ridge, tangled in the bureaucracy, was getting tossed off by the
F.B.I.
"The F.B.I. operates; they do not cooperate," said one Ridge ally.
The military was bogged down in questions of nation-building, Ramadan,
winter, humanitarian concerns,
serial bombings of the Red Cross and whether America could win a Miss
Congeniality contest with Muslims.
Just as terrorists, American or foreign, cunningly used our own planes
and mailboxes against us,
so they used our own morality against us. We were stumbling over scruples
against a foe with no scruples.
The Brits were blunt, saying we'd need serious ground troops to flush
out "UBL," as Rummy calls him,
or the Evil One Who Hides, as Mr. Bush says.
The Northern Alliance was looking ever more feckless, even mocking the
American airstrikes to a reporter,
saying the gazillion-dollar bombs had had no impact on Taliban troops,
except to embolden them.
The southern alliance was stillborn, after the rebel commander Abdul
Haq was hung, shot and/or hacked to death
by the Taliban after his C.I.A. and Pentagon pals failed to protect
him as he tried to recruit anti-Taliban forces.
With Muslims, the media-savvy troglodytes in a cave were still outspinning
Ari Fleischer at a podium.
And even as Rear Adm. Stufflebeem denied we were getting bogged down
over there — always a sure sign
we're getting bogged down over there — the Pentagon issued a disconcerting
plea. "Pentagon Seeks Ideas
on Combating Terrorism," read the press release, saying the U.S. "specifically
needs help in combating terrorism...
conducting protracted operations in remote areas, and developing countermeasures
to weapons of mass destruction,"
and soliciting ideas from any Tom, Dick & Goofball for possible
defense contracts.
Six weeks into the war on terrorism, and they're putting out a suggestion
box!