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Quotes
'Victory means exit strategy, and it's important
for
the president to explain to us what
the exit strategy is."
-- Candidate Extra Stupid, April
of 1999
But now that he's stolen the White House, we're in a never-ending
war
and no countries support the mess Bush has gotten us into.
"I don't
get it..."
Excerpt
Retired CIA intelligence analyst Ray McGovern
told AFP: "Some of my colleagues
are virtually certain that there will be
some weapons of mass destruction found,
even though they might have to be planted.
He added: "Even if the planting was discovered by and by, they'll say, 'OK the weapons were planted -- fine.'"
McGovern said he was alluding to a remark
by Colin Powell after it emerged that a letter purporting to show
that Iraq had sought to procure uranium
from Niger -- a key argument in the case for war and cited in Bush's
January 28 State of the Union address -
was a forgery.
Powell told NBC: "It was the information
that we had. We provided it. If that information is inaccurate, fine."
The B.F.E.E. is doing this because they know nobody will
call them on it, and nobody can stop them.
I've said it a hundred times - the Democrats are too scared to
stand up, the press is on the payroll,
no other country can stop them, the Supreme Court is owned by
the B.F.E.E., so our only hope
is that some moderate Republicans will finally say,
"Mr President, you've gone too far."
Until that happens, the B.F.E.E. will continue to run wild, like drunken Iraqi looters.
Quotes
"It's like getting one of those cards announcing
that instead of a Christmas present, someone has made
a contribution in your name to some
charity you aren't interested in. 'Dear American Taxpayer: We are
pleased to inform you that in gratitude
for all the billions you're going to be pouring into Iraq, the U.S.
government has made a sweetheart deal
on your behalf with a company you've never heard of.' Eighty
billion dollars—the size of just the
first expense report the Bush administration has submitted to Congress
—works out to about $1,000 that needs
to be kicked in by each household in the United States. Of course
we're putting it all on the credit
card, to be paid for in the future, with interest."
--Michael Kinsley, sometimes liberal, Thanks
for Nothing
The first stop on the "We are at war tour" is almost over
Excerpt:
With the forced liberation in Iraq seemingly
coming to a close, speculation becomes more prevalent
about where President Bush's "Roadmap to
Peace" will lead us next. It would seem either Iran or
maybe even North Korea would show up at
the top of the presidential hit-list, but the smart money's
on Syria. It may receive the next American
democratic makeover.
Did
Ronald Reagan really die in 2001?
According to thesmokinggun.com, that's what CNN posted in their
website.
Click Here to read CNN obits for Reagan, Cheney, and others.
Ten
Ways You Can Support Our Troops
Parody from thespeciousreport.com
Excerpt:
Don't Criticize the President. Anyone
who criticizes the President is against the troops.
It is NEVER right to criticize a President
(except for Bill Clinton who is a lying rapist and a murdering pothead).
Don't Criticize the President's Advisors.
No one knows how to be more patriotic than former oil executives
and arms dealers. So keep your uninformed
opinions to yourself.
Bill Maher had a good one
Click Here (extra short)
New stuff at the Bart Store
..........
..........
I got a new chain letter.
From:elderj@voila.fr
Suibject: Dear _____ in Christ,
Calvary greetings in the name of our lord
jesus christ. I am Elder Joseph Emeka,
a member of redeemed piller fire ministry
- basically a prayer and deliverance ministry.
ha ha
"Redeemed fire pillar ministry?"
I need to get me one of those...
What'd you pay for yours, ...I mean total
set-up costs and everything?
During a prayer and fasting session in my
ministry I pleaded with our lord jesus christ
to give me the opportunity to redeem my
life and purify what remains of my wealth.
Wait, you don't even capitalize His name?
Hell, I do that and I don't even believe
in Him.
God delively revealed to me
ha ha
The Catholic God can spell perfectly!
...to invest in his kingdom through you and your ministry /charity organisation.
ha ha
Make him stop!
Your God told you to team up with me?
Who was drinking the wine when He told
you that - you or Him?
You should immediately contact me with my e-mail address.
Since it's the only adrress you sent, that's
good thinking.
The way jesus ministered to me, the funds
will be expanded.
Remain blessed.
Elder Joseph Emeka.
This guy works a mark like Jennifer Liberto
And check out his Smirk double talk:
The funds will be "expanded" the way jesus ministered
to Scamboy.
ha ha
Why would Jesus team up with Scamboy and send him to me, but not
tell Scamboy by name?
Gee, it's almost like he's lying to get my money.
Oh, and last thing? I spent 12 years in a Catholic POW Camp,
and I never once heard anybody say Jesus was from France.
Quotes
"The neocons took advantage of Bush's ignorance
and inexperience. Unlike his father, a World War II
veteran who had been ambassador to China,
director of the CIA, and vice president, George W was a
thinly educated playboy who had failed
repeatedly in business before becoming the governor of Texas...
The son of upper-class Episcopalian
parents, he converted to Southern fundamentalism in a midlife crisis.
The younger Bush was tilting away from
Powell and toward Wolfowitz ("Wolfie," as he calls him) even
before 9/11 gave him something he had
lacked: a mission in life other than following in his dad's footsteps."
--Michael Lind, How
Neocons....Launched a War,
Here's a Jon Stewart clip
In that clip, Stewart plays the straight man, but I wonder...
Is it time we declare Jon Stewart the funniest man in America?
In my book, he's got funniest white man already, but Bigger
& Blacker,
the last bit of greatness we got from Chris Rock is what, two
years old?
When Rock is on, he's the best there is, but he's hardly ever
on anymore.
Stewart is out there, hitting home runs four nights a week.
Do we award Jon Stewart the title, "Funniest man in America?"
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Only in Oklahoma
We had tornadoes* in Oklahoma Saturday night.
It's my best guess that they use voluntary "spotters" to track
the tornadoes*
because one guy spotting for the NBC affiliate called in with
reports of "huge hail."
When Weather-Anchorboy asked him "How
big is the hail?," the volunteer answered.
"It's bigger than a golf ball, but smaller
than a mountain oyster."
That didn't help me, because I've never seen one, much less eaten one.
And, as they always do, all four networks gave us their personal
guarantee that if we dared
to change from their channel to another, God would certainly
murder th viewer and his family.
You gotta love no-rules, absolutely ion-pure capitalism.
*Homage
to Dan Quayle - damn, I miss the old days,
when the morons
weren't leading the planet into disaster.
This is a good one. We've got the discovery of 4000 bodies of
Polish officers
discovered by the Germans in the Katyn Woods (Stalin offed them).
We've got Yamamoto (best of the I.J.N.) getting killed in a daring air attack by USAAF.
Finally we've got the beginning of the Warsaw Ghetto uprising.
Some pretty grim stuff.
There's
a good anti-Smirk video
done by democraticunderground.com
Thanks to Jeff Matson
Marty's
E! page
Etta James on the Hollywood Walk O'Fame
Dixie Chicks may lose Lipton Tea commercials
'Will & Grace' picked up for another year
T.A.T.U. & the nude photo shoot
Gene Kelly's ex-wives are sniping
The movie 'Shane' is 50 years old
'Jeopardy!' has a new 'all-time' money champ
Burt Rutan & SpaceShipOne
And, a giant turtle freed from a sorcerer
click
There's a site called frontpagemag.com which seems to be all about David Horowitz (R-Prostitute)
For some reason, they think Ol' Bart is "Hollywood left."
Why the Hollywood Left Hates Bruce Willis
Is it really any surprise, therefore, that the left-leaning media consistently fire cheap shots at him?
Liar, liar.
Bruce Willis can't act, and he's a disgusting
hypocrite. He was all over Clinton for his infidelity, but guess
why Bruce is no longer living with his
wife and kids?. You don't really need a lot of guesses, do you?
Willis wanted a romp with Liv Tyler more
than he wanted to keep his family intact.
Indeed, how could they even possibly forgive
him for failing, unlike every progressive in Hollywood,
to grab a microphone at every opportunity
to spout off about his latest cause regarding "social justice"?
How about we call a spade a spade and not
give Bruce a pass because he's rich?
That is why the media continues to drag
his character through the mud, criticizing his skills as an actor
-- not because of the skills, but because
of the political beliefs that underlie them. Bartcop.com
comments:
> "(Bruce Willis) can't act. To be a good actor,
you have to surrender yourself into a role…
> You have to be able to become that person and
conservatives don't have any heart or any compassion,
> so they can't act their way out of a paper
bag."
And so guess what this is all about?
It is about that Bruce Willis, more than
any of his contemporaries, has defined the modern American hero:
an average everyman who has undying love
for his family; a flawed man who struggles with his weaknesses;
a man whose heart is large and instincts
strong; a man who exudes masculinity and a competitive spirit that assist
him in eventually conquering the "bad"
guys; the guys that leftists fantasize about prostrating themselves in
front of.
Horse hockey!
Willis can semi-play that one kind of character, the quiet loner,
like Clint Eastwood and Arnold.
We also like to poke Willis because the GOP gives him and Clint
and Arnold a pass on violence.
In Die Hard II, Willis ran a screwdriver into a
man's eye. In Dirty Harry, Clint shot a suspect, then stood
on his gunshot leg and asked him questions, saying he "didn't
deserve" to have any civil rights. And Arnold - his
most famous phrase is "I'll be back!"
which he said to a cop in The Terminator just before he drove
a truck
through the police station wall and murdered a dozen cops. But
when the GOP wants to rile up their base,
they scream at ...Oliver Stone for too much violence,
giving Bruce, Clint and Arnold a total pass.
That's hypocrisy and I'm going to call it when I see it.
And you can tell this rag belongs to Horowitz by that closing
line - this whore think leftists fantasize about
submitting to the bad guys? What kind of homo-erotic horseshit
is this clown trying to project on us?
Bruce Willis can't act, and saying so is evidence that I submit
to the bad guys?
That kind of crap is what Rush Limbaugh has contributed to modern
politics.
Perhaps a certain somebody has a secret desire to be taken by
Bruce Willis?
Sidebar:
His rant started with a whine about nobody
liking Tears of the Sun, which the critics hated.
Let's flash back to an excerpt from Volume
1016 - Scratch Clinic
=======================================
How
to tell if your movie sucks
by BartCop
Movie Three is Tears of the Sun starring Bruce Willis.
It gets spectacular reviews from:
Tony Toscano of Talking
Pictures - ha ha - what
is that? A kid's website?
Richard Horrmann of Parade
Magazine Radio - - ha ha
- what is that?
We all know Parade Magazine, but what the
hell is Parade Magazine Radio?
Are they owned by Columbia Pictures, the
film's producer and distributor?
Mignon Turner of Hollywood
Hotwire said, "Willis is a stunning actor,"
which he is - stunningly bad.
Mignon liked the Steve Martin movie, too.
His/her opinion just miiiiiiight be for rent - ya think?
To be honest, (and what is bartcop.com
if not honest?) Ebert & Roeper called it "The
best military
thriller since Blackhawn
Down." Wasn't Blackhawn
Down the last military thriller released?
That tells me this movie might suck, but not as bad as Bush's economy.
Subject: MSNBC
Hey Bart,
Last night someone was on MSNBC doing an
'"expose" of the Bechtel players.
The hosts made SURE they jumped in with
"not that there's anything wrong with that"
and "this must be done and it was the low
bid" blah blah blah. It sickened me how
quick they were to interject this to wrap
up the segment.
I'd almost rather the television didn't
bother highlighting these kinds of issues,
as it reduces the need for the ditto monkeys
to try to find the real truth.
"Oh, I heard that on MSNBC, and they told
me it was OK, I don't have to worry - phew!".
Later I caught Costas on O'Reilly - O' was
equating Robbins being cancelled by the HOF
to the fact the Robbins won't go on O's
show. Each time Costas tried to explain the difference,
O' cut him off and quickly ended the sement.
We are in deep deep trouble in this country.
Please never go over to the dark side,
Bart!!!
Meg in Wisconsin
Meg, the bad news is it will only get worse.
I think in five years we'll be wishing it was 2003 again.
While I an NOT advocating violence, I wonder why we haven't seen
even the
possibility of the hint of a potential for semi-violence on one
of these shows?
My favorite example is David Brock that time on Crossfire.
Bow Tie Boy kept asking
Brock why he would publish a book full of crap that Brock knew
were actually lies...
One of these days, someone will stand up and say, "Who
you calling a liar?"
I think Bow Tie Boy would probably back down, and it would send
s precedent
that if you're attacked by one of these right-wing chickenhawks,
they have to wonder
what's behind Door Number Two when the guest goes postal on him.
Costas is big enough in the TV industry that he could've called
O'Reilly out, and said,
"Maybe you being such a cocky and rude bastard
is why he won't vome on?"
Oh, and ideologically, I'm not going anywhere.
I take too much flack from the suicide left as it is.
Quotes
"Saddam is a person who claims he has no weapons
of mass destruction, in order to
escape the dictums of the U.N. Security
Council and the United Nations -- but he's got them"
--Dubya, Colorado, 10/28/02
Smirk, you keep saying that - but where are they?
Hits are up 300 percent in 12 months
and ad prices have been cut in half.
$80 for
two ads, $300 for ten.
Cheaper than dirt.
Best deal on the Internet.
Did you know at Wal- Marts in Mexico they give you free tequila?
I think idea is mui excellente, but it's probably Cuervo, or worse.
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Iraqis
Protest Against United States
To them, Bush is another Saddam, but less smart
Excerpt:
"Muslims poured out of mosques and into the
streets of Baghdad, calling for an Islamic state
to be established in the biggest protest
since U.S. forces toppled Saddam Hussein's iron-fisted,
24-year-long rule nine days ago. Carrying
Korans, prayer mats and banners, tens of thousands
of people marched in a protest that
organizers said represented both Iraq's majority Shi'ite
Muslims and powerful Sunnis. "Leave
our country, we want peace," read one banner.
"No Bush, No Saddam, Yes Yes to Islam," read
another."
Quotes
"Why do they hate us? Because the Bush doctrine
says that since we are the only superpower,
we will do whatever we want no matter
what anyone else thinks. Speak loudly and carry the
First Marines and the Third Infantry.
Moreover, even in Ireland, where the hatred for us is
quieter than elsewhere, they will tell
you they are infuriated every time they see Bush and
Rumsfeld on TV. I respond that the
American people did not elect Bush, and that at least the
Irish are spared a steady diet of John
Ashcroft."
--Andrew
Greeley, Victory
doesn't justify war
Postal
I had a letter (just one - sniff) in the PO Box on Friday.
It was addressed:
bartcop.com
PO Box
Tulsa, OK 74155
It made me feel like Elvis.
Pope Recalls War Victims on Good Friday
Excerpt:
ROME - Four Iraqis shouldered a tall wooden
cross for ailing Pope John Paul II
during the Good Friday procession, marked
by the pontiff's special prayer for
"victims of hate, war and terrorism."
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Subject: what a loser
I find myself troubled why you still even
continure to publish
your website when your side has lost all
credibility.
Everything you guys believe in is been proven
wrong,
from taxes to the military to Iraq.
Why do you even try anymore
Supplysider
ha ha
Proven wrong?
What on Earth are you smoking, and how much would a half ounce
cost me?
We're in a horrible recession and we have deficits higher than
those of Reagan and Bush I.
How does that prove we are wrong on taxes? Where is the
logic of your position?
I have a question for you : Why can't the super rich make it
without YOUR help?
Why don't you fight for your self or the little guy instead of
the super rich?
And as far as Iraq, we haven't found bin Laden, we haven't found
Saddam
and we damn sure haven't found the weapons of mass destruction,
which is the
reason the Crooked Commander gave us for why we had to invade
them.
Do me a favor - find some smarter Republican than yourself so
I can beat him up, OK?
I almost feel guilty beating up a guy who has no idea what he's
talking about.
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