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Quotes
"If Bush comes up with WMD or tons of nerve
gas, he has my vote,
but it looks like I'll be voting for
a Democrat next year.
--- E-mailer on Crossfire,
which used to be on when people could see it,
so CNN switched it to the middle of the day, when people work.
"I could've
sworn Saddam had some weapons.
Oh
well, no harm - no foul, right?"
"I agree, Mr President."
Excerpt:
A Defense Department study says the Pentagon
couldn't account for more than a trillion dollars
in monies spent. A GAO report found Defense
inventory systems so lax that the U.S.
Army lost track of 56 airplanes, 32 tanks,
and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units.
Oh, they did not!
Rummy had those planes and equipment shipped overseas to Adnon
Khashoggi who sold them to various
up & coming "Hitlers" who each will have to be stopped in
the Middle East wars of 2005 and 2008.
The B.F.E.E. will split that money with Khashoggi who
will kick some back up to the Carlyle Group
which is also owned by Poppy Bush. The Bush bastards are stealing
money from 20 different directions.
Hell, for all we know, this was the real reason for the
war-for-no-reason. The B.F.E.E. wanted to steal a
trillion, so Junior fakes a war and who but the government can
track those hundreds of ships and planes?
This is a continuation of the biggest money grab in history and
the press says Funny Cide's jockey
is the real scandal that we need to watch - that and Clinton's
zipper..
Quotes
"Watching "The Matrix Reloaded" can only refresh
your appreciation of Karl Rove, who understands
the power of archetypal myths...His
TV wizards lined up the Bush profile perfectly with the presidents
on Mount Rushmore to make him the fifth
head; they trained giant sports stadium lights on the Statue
of Liberty when Mr. Bush spoke on Ellis
Island; and they make sure the message of the day —
"Helping Small Business" or "Mission
Accomplished" — blares behind his head. (Imagine Abe Lincoln
with a backdrop endlessly repeating:
"End Slavery Now.")
--Maureen Dowd
- she hates everybody
Bart,
Don't you find it a bit queer that NASA
is ready to issue it's report on
the shuttle accident that claimed the lives
of seven individuals, but the
US Corporment has yet to issue a report
on the twin towers?
Bradley
Bradley, that's because Bush has nothing to hide concerning the shuttle
Whoops, I spoke too soon. Remember, you can't put anything
past crooks
with unlimited money and power who are backed by the CIA.
NASA
board paid to ensure secrecy
Excerpt:
Civilian members of the board investigating
the Columbia disaster -- outsiders who
were added to reassure Congress and the
public that the board would be fully independent
of the space agency -- are actually being
paid executive-level salaries by NASA.
The agency quietly put the five civilians
on the NASA payroll, at pay rates of $134,000 a year,
in order to take advantage of provisions
that allow boards composed exclusively of "federal
employees" to conduct their business in
secret.
The press treats the B.F.E.E.'s obsession with secrecy
as some "cute quirk."
Meanwhile, $11 trillion is missing from the Treasury and nobody
cares?
Saddam
Plotting Return to Power, Ex-Generals Say
Monkey 'President' hasn't had one success since he stole
his way into office
Excerpt:
"Saddam is hiding with a small group that probably
includes his two sons," said Yassiri, who helped lead
a rebellion against Saddam in 1991. Saddam
was trying to spread chaos in Iraq, which is now under the
control of the U.S. forces that ousted
him last month after three weeks of war.
"Saddam Hussein prepared for every eventuality,
including the total collapse of his regime. He does not
leave anything to chance and has ample
means of communication," Yassiri said.
Once Bush bombed Baghdad, the people had no choice but to trust
him to get rid of Saddam, but this
monkey can't do anything right. All he wanted was that
oil, and he's got it, so he doesn't care what
Saddam does to those people. Screwed by Bush II
is the worst nightmare of the Iraqi people..
Subject: Nancy Reagan & 9/11??
Re the following news item:
"Acting Navy Secretary Hansford T. Johnson presented
Mrs. Reagan with the Distinguished Public Service Award.
A citation recognized her "poise and bearing"
in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. "
Did I miss something that Nancy Reagan did
in the aftermath of 9/11?
If this isn't a slap in the face to all
those who suffered and lost loved ones during 9/11, I don't know what is.
Carol
Carol, I'm not sure, but I think I remember someone telling me
that they give that award
to the wives of traitors who sold weapons to terrorists, then
lied about it under oath.
VCR Alert
JAG ends the season with Catherine Bell blown up
an an SUV,
Frasier should've ended two seasons ago, when it
was still funny.
NYPD Blue ends with a wedding cliffhanger - Oh,
how exciting.
America's Top Model premiers - hey, could be worse.
It could be another
Fear Factor where people eat pig anus to get a
chance at ten minutes of fame.
Buffy says goodbye forever and 24
is promising their best show of the year
The worst part about the season finale of 24
is that Jack is trying desparately to stop
something that's much tamer than what the B.F.E.E. has
already done to us in real life.
If you haven't been watching, they removed the legal president
because he didn't want
America dragged into a fake war so the TV B.F.E.E. can
steal the oil in the Middle East.
...just like what the Supreme Court and the BFEE have done post-Clinton.
Retired
General Dissents, Big Media AWOL
as seen on www.vaiw.org
Excerpt:
Retired Marine Corps General Anthony Zinni
favors peace over war in the Middle East,
but the large media outlets ignore his
message. Even the Internet is barely reporting this important story.
Stewart Nusbaumer
Veterans Against The Iraq War
www.VAIW.org
Reports of suicide bombers are coming in faster
than most news sources can document them all.
...and where is the unelected monkey?
He's on the USS Lincoln, dressing up like a
man,
insisting that the war on terror had been
won,
and the good puppy press just can get enough.
"He looks
so great in a flight suit."
-- Chris the
Screamer
Quotes
"President Bush is not a junior reporter for
the New York Times. So maybe it
doesn't matter if he makes up stories
and puts them in the newspaper.
After Ronald Reagan, it's almost a
presidential tradition."
--Michael Kinsley, sometimes a Democrat,
The Fabulist,
Subject: Okay, I listened to Money section sample
First, your voice is not your weakest asset, Bart.
Next, before you turn on the mike, take
a few minutes to go over the paper.
This will save you from mentioning articles
that you don't care about, and give you more time.
Finally, pacing and e-nun-ci-a-tion.
You're diving into an aural medium.
Runningalotofwordstogether loses your point,
and mispronouncing words or names is distracting.
Open your mouth while speaking. Practice
names or words before turning on the mike.
Overall, it doesn't suck as bad as you were
fretting, but there's room for improvement.
Like a good basketball player, let the
game, let the commentary come to you.
Pause for a moment between items.
You sound relaxed and confident in your words.
A little more prep and a little more depth.
You're really on to something here.
Patrick
Patrick, thanks for the encouragement. The "cold reading," was
an experiment.
I won't do that every time. I can't wait to try it
really hungover :)
Opening my mouth to speak is good advice, so is practicing the
names.
Prep and depth, coming soon.
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“Now the latest on those Texas Democratic legislators
who left the state rather than let a congressional
redistricting plan they thought was
unfair pass the state legislature. It turns out, the Texas Department
of Public Safety tried to use the federal
office of Homeland Security to find the Democrats. Texas officials
placed an urgent call for assistance
to Homeland Security officials saying a plane, being used by the
Democrats, was lost or had crashed.
Homeland official made phone calls searching for the plane, then
referred the matter to the FAA. Homeland
Security officials in Washington said the Inspector General
will now investigate all of this.”
--Tom Brokaw,NBC
Nightly News
Terry Moran:
Is the President troubled at all that members of his own political party,
at a time of war, days after
Americans were killed in a terrorist attack in Saudi Arabia, would have
the gall to use federal resources
designed to protect the country against terrorists in order to pursue partisan
political objectives?
Ari Fleischer: I think that the facts
and the circumstances involving any contacts that took place will be explored
by
the appropriate agency, in which this case is the Department of Homeland
Security. They are doing that.
Bullshit.
That "investigation" will determine there was no misuse
of Homeland Security for partisan political purposes.
You don't appoint a convicted felon to the top job unless you
intend on abusing the system, and you don't
steal the White House if your intentions are to play by the rules.
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Here Bart will write anything on the blackboard
"I will
not call Bush a moron."
Woman
killer Scarborough gets Danny Glover fired
Says "people need to be held accountable"
Scarborough's
History
"I kill
women - got any?"
Excerpt:
The Scarborough Country-led campaign against
Glover has nothing to do with race
or censorship. It has everything to do
with an American citizen being held responsible
for his words and actions.
So, this is how things work in Bush's Amerikkka:
You can murder a girl in your office, and have the crooked
governor import a crooked
coroner to "quick call" the cause of death, then land a cushy
job on the FOX Whore network.
OR,
You can be an actor with ideas not approved by Mr Rove and lose a job.
...and if any of this was false, wouldn't they sue me?.
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"The burden of the presidency seemed etched
in the lines of his face. George W. Bush
looks like he has aged 10 years
in the last 27 months … and matured 20 years."
He's such a child mentally, he couldn't
help buy mature twenty years.
"Elected president, he has become a leader."
He was not, and he is not.
The best he can do is stumble thru a speech
containing words he doesn't understand.
When was the last time he said beside,
"Saddam
bad, tax cut good?"
"After Sept. 11, he responded to events. Now he transcends them."
No, he ran like a scared rabbit, from hidey-hole
to hidey-hole.
Thanks Koresh Rudy acted like a man that
day.
"It’s time for us all to thank the Lord that we have this decisive man in office at this crucial time...
No,
it's time you cashed your FOX NEWS paycheck for telling those lies.
"We are watching a Roosevelt, a Lincoln,
or a Churchill in the making."
--Dick Morris, disgraced,
toe-sucking whore
ha ha
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Yukon Bill is putting together the financial page. If you
want to help,
(He needs bureau chief types ) contact him at willstein@inamongus.com
Any idea what I can tell people when they say the radio files don't play?
I've heard from 4 people having trouble, they say it freezes.
ol' Bart if you have a clue...
Reminder:
Jim McDougal lost $30M and they spent years trying to link that to Clinton.
Neil Bush was on the board at Silverado Savings and Loan
and he loaned his friends $1 billion,
(they didn't pay it back) and Bush's Justice Department said,
"We see no reason to pursue this."
You know why?
Because the Bush family doesn't have to obey the law.
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Subject: RE: Account Activation
Bart,
I logged in and I can see the page but not any of the graphics.
Jim
Jim, it's not up yet.
That's where things will go once we're finished uploading everone's
subscription.
That should be June 19-20.
Just a reminder - Hastert is not Speaker of the House.
Tom Delay is Speaker and he put his Hastert puppet in there
the way Tony Soprano lets Uncle Junior be "the boss."
I'm
nuts about misdirection
Subject: Why I'm hesitant to subscribe
Bart,
A few days ago you mentioned that the cancellations
to your show had you concerned.
When "Mark G" explained his reasons for
cancellation you posted his email and publicly humiliated him.
Wrong.
Who is Mark G? Do you know what state he lives in?
Do you know how many Mark G's there are?
How do you know Mark G is even his real name?
If I printed his real name and e-mail address, like I do with
monkeys, you might have half a point.
Second, why do people think they can come after me and I'll lay
down like some pink tutu Democrat?
He and I have talked privately since then, (and we're past the
problem) but he attacked me, personally.
You don't think, "A lot of liberals
hate when you turn into a Frank Burns," are fighting words?
If this is the treatment you offer your subscribers you may very well see many more cancellations in the near future.
I don't care if you're Bill
Clinton or James Carville. If you come at me with a personal attack I will
not
lay down.
I assume one reason people
read/sign up is because there's some entertainment value in seeing/hearing
a liberal
fight back because it's something you hardly
ever see. You want me to be a fierce warrior and a limp dishrag?
How very lucky for you that
you hesitated to subscribe. After 1070 issues, you now know my true colors,
right?
We already have a multitude of entertainers
that criticize nutty democrats.
Why don't you stick to venting your rage
on the BFEE? I know I won't be sending money
to anyone who will try to publicly embarrass
me if I should disagree with them.
Best of luck with your show.
[His name begins with a "D"]
Mark's "crime" wasn't disagreeing with me.
No two people agree on everything.
And for the record, I thought I showed restraint.
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is an important book and needs to be widely read.”
-- Peter Phillips, Associate Professor of Sociology
at Sonoma State University and Director of Project Censored
The
day the world learned about Monica
Sid Blumenthal's book excerpted in The Guardian
Excerpt:
Later that day, I related to Hillary Clinton
my conversation with Brock. I had been telling her about him all along.
His extraordinary and precise revelations
about how a small group of conservatives, who controlled the Jones case,
had conspired with Starr's office to set
in motion the Lewinsky scandal. Thanks to Brock we could see the lines
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influence underlying the scandal, the cause
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Subject: "nigger"
Bart,
I read your site daily and agree with most
of what you post.
On this point I have to strongly disagree.
As a Black Man, this particular word is
NOT just a word "like shoe." It's Much, Much more.
It's an offensive word regardless of who
is using it and what ever the reason may be.
Until you have been called it in anger
and hate, you will never understand that.
I cringe every time I hear, read or see
the word because I understand the history behind it.
You are correct in saying that most of
the GOP looks at Black men and women in that way
but you are NOT correct in using it.
I've read your site enough to know that
you won't stop using it but I thought you needed to hear this opinion.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels
this way.
JK
JK, I believe that's why it needs to be said.
The GOP sees America as the good, white, straight, wealthy Christians,
and they also see the fags, the niggers, the slants and the spics
and the kikes.
If America was a place where everybody had a shot at getting a
piece of the pie,
it would be wrong of me to drag into the light that which had
been settled long ago.
Part of the logic behind using it is to outrage the GOP, to get
them to complain and say I'm wrong..
Then I'd ask them to name a black, elected Republican.
That stops them dead in their tracks.
You want them stopped, don't you?
You think playing nice will advance human rights with these thieving,
uncaring warmongers?
I appreciate hearing your opinion .
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The last night of 'sweeps', 'rerun season' starts
Opinions from Cannes
Hugh Jackman will host the 2003 Tony Awards.
Anthony Zuiker (creator of 'CSI') awarded a PhD from UNLV, his alma
mater
Paul McCartney is helping Toto the Chimp retire
Scott Weiland of STP busted again
Dr. Phil & Robin McGraw
David Carradine gets the 'Tarantino touch'
And, the winners of the daytime Emmys
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Subject: Tiger Woods tries to Redeem Himself
Hello Bart,
I know you're not a big fan of Tiger Woods,
and I tend to disagree with your
opinion about him. I also don't know
how close you have been following the
situation recently involving Annika Sorenstam
in the men's PGA Tour event.
Most of the male PGA golfers have been whining
but Tiger has been steadfast
in his support for Ms. Sorenstam .I think
you should maybe think about dialing
down the Hex on Tiger, since he appears
to be coming around a little.
Derrick in KC
Derrick,
Since you attended BartFest, I'll make you a special deal:
Next time I'll only say, "Hex on thee,"
twice.
That should let Tiger into the top 5 or 6.
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'Clinton
Wars' Seems to Be Proving an Apt Title
More from Blumenthal's
book
In his book, Mr. Blumenthal writes that
Mr. Matthews wanted a job in the administration and "lobbied the
White House"
to succeed Dee Dee Myers as press secretary,
"but the job had gone to Michael McCurry."
Mr. Blumenthal goes on to say that Mr. Matthews
then "turned into a detractor of Clinton," though he draws
no direct connection to the supposed failed
job hunt. He also writes that Mr. Matthews told friends that
his tough position on Mr. Clinton had
bolstered his Nielsen ratings.
Clinton
didn't want me as much as I
wanted
him, and as a woman scorned,
I
tore into Clinton for bigger ratings.
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