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Quotes
"The men and women of our military face a continuing
risk of danger and sacrifice in Iraq,
our military is acting decisively against
these threats. Dangerous pockets of the old regime
remain loyal to it, and they, along
with their terrorist allies, are behind deadly attacks designed
to kill and intimidate coalition forces
and innocent Iraqis."
-- President Liar,
in his Saturday radio address
No, no, no, no, no!
You said "Mission accomplished" when you played dress up in the pilot's uniform, remember?
Stop lying!
While you are raising millions at plush country clubs
those brave men in Iraq are dying, about one per day!
Excerpt:
The Bush administration decided to go to
war with Iraq in the late fall of 2001. At Camp David on the weekend
after the September 11 attacks, Deputy
Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz floated the idea that Iraq, with more
than 20 years of inclusion on the State
Department's terror-sponsor list, be held immediately accountable. In his
memoir, speechwriter David Frum recounts
that, in December, after the Afghanistan campaign against bin Laden
and his Taliban sponsors, he was told to
come up with a justification for war with Iraq to include in Bush's State
of the Union address in January 2002.
"Saddam
is terra, ...and my approval rating was falling."
Quotes
"It's hard to find evidence of the nation's
economic struggles at the resort where golf greens
are manicured and mulch even surrounds
wooden sign posts marking speed bumps."
--Deb Riechmann,
on the Reynolds Plantation, site of Dubya's latest fundraiser
Subject: Re: 'D.C. 9/11' Spin
BC,
Everyone should remember that as President,
poor whimpering Dumbya could have headed
straight to New York (from Florida) if
he wasn't such a gelding. Never forget that Clinton,
our last Real President, made it back from
Australia (of all places) to personally comfort
the people of NYC long before the Cowardly
Lyin' made it out of his rabbit hole.
The pResident does whatever his handlers
tell him,... no balls and no brains.
Impeach the lying bastards.
FC
True.
Bush was 120 miles away from New York, Clinton was 11,000
miles
away.
Clinton beat Dim Son to New York because Bush was too scared
to travel.
If it wasn't for Rudy stepping up, 9-11 would've been a whole
lot worse.
Rudy stood tall and said, "We will
get thru this," while Bush ran like a scared rat.
Quotes
“I want to know who’s the person that’s going
to take it to Bush. We’ve got to get rid of this guy.”
-- Alec Bladwin, to
Newsweek
The
Miracle of Death
The Catholic Church is thankful for
Bishop O'Brien's hit-and-run
by Michelle
Cottle
Excerpt:
As long as he remained in office, Arizona
Bishop O'Brien was likely to stand as a controversial
symbol of the sex scandal (especially if
he continued to shoot off his mouth about his innocence).
While embarrassing in the short term, his
hit-and-run nightmare has allowed the Vatican to rid
itself of a problematic prelate without
having to address the sticky issue of sex at all.
How often has that happened in recent years?
hey bart
Peter Garret, ex- lead singer from Midnight
Oil - even though he knows only what I told him
about your site, he was impressed with
the progressive attitude you showed by giving the
Aboriginal people of Australia some space
on your wicked site (#1042), and so agreed to
hold your sticker for a photo.
After 28 years as front man for the Oils,
Peter is now the President of the Australian Conservation Foundation,
and representing this organization, he
travels Australia and the world in an effort to promote sustainable energy
usage and protection of the world's ecology.
Swing that hammer, bartus
Wal from Australia
Wal, that was cool, thanks.
Subject: Worshipping the BartGod?
Excerpt:
I could care less about Bartcop radio.
Now, with your uncommon focus on audio self-whorship,
you've increased the entropy I am forced
to wade though. You even skip days now!
Quotes
"As U.S. tanks sped through Iraq, meeting surprisingly
little opposition except for fedayeen harassment,
Saddam may have been burning records
of his weaponizing and terrorizing. He had probably already
hidden or destroyed any bad stuff during
the year the Bushies spent trash-talking about whupping him.
Maybe he decided that rather than hit
America with biological warfare, he would use psychological warfare,
discrediting the U.S. with allies by
stripping the anthrax cupboards."
-- Maureen Dowd, rushing to Dubya's
rescue. Full
Column
Excerpt:
BuzzFlash: Perhaps this is more of a comment,
but we found it not-so-curious that after the
controversial visit of Bush to the U.S.S.
Lincoln in the flight suit, that he returned to California
from 30 miles offshore and gave a speech
at, of all places, the United Defense plant. Do you
have any thoughts there about the fact
the President of the United States is speaking at a plant
that is 50% owned by a company that his
father is a consultant with?
Dan Briody: I think it's brazen, and I think
it's shameless. And I think that that will go down as
a hallmark of this administration. We have
seen an absolute affinity for mixing business and politics,
and throw in a war and you've got the Bush
administration. And that scene of him giving that speech
at United Defense's plant in Santa Clara
summed up perfectly what this administration is all about.
Who said it?
"All these questions about 'do you want to
be king?'
It's not a question of wanting to be,
it's something I was born into and
it's my duty."
Ahmed Chalabi
Smirk, the Wonder Dog
Prince William
Jeb, the Brighter Son
"Dad
always liked Jeb best..."
Bart,
No, I dont have a website. I hope
you will not use that as an excuse not to debate me.
If you can't beat me (which you can't),
just say it. Dont use that website as an excuse.
Us "rich" people dont have time to get
a website started because we are busy paying
taxes to finance your social programs.
That is ok, I dont expect you to defend yourself anyway.
Take your backwater website somewhere else.
Supplysider 1971
Dude, without a website (you don't know ANYONE who will
sponsor you?) I won't debate you.
We've tried this 30-40 times. With nothing to lose, the GOP fella
usually ends up screaming
"you suck n*gger-d*ck, you f*gg*t,"
...and there's no debate.
If you had a website to sponsor you, if you pull that nigger-faggot
stuff,
we can hold the website responsible and shame them off the www.
C'mon, there are tens of thousands of cowardly GOP websites afraid
to debate.
Can't you embolden just one of them?
Are your ideas so extreme, that no GOP website would dare
stand with you?
Quotes
"So why is Martha Stewart being charged and
prosecuted when no progress has been made in
the hundreds of cases involving corrupt
corporate executives? The money involved in Martha
Stewart's stock deal is tiny compared
to the Enron and Arthur Andersen scandals.The answer
is easily found with a look at the
2000 election campaign finance records. Martha Stewart
contributed to Al Gore and Bill Bradley.
Fellow defendants Peter Bacanovic and Sam Waksal
also contributed to Gore. President
Bush has repeatedly stated that "You are either with me or
against me" and "We will help our friends
and punish our enemies." With the 2004 election
approaching, it's time that all Americans
understand just what that means."
--Dale Ohda, Enemies
of Bush
Subject: Moose
Bart, come on! This is just totally
absurd and not worthy of you. I don't know why you took such
a strong dislike to Moose. I thought he
was great. Someone would have to be beyond the scum of
the earth to do what you're suggesting.
And it wouldn't even work. It's not logical and wouldn't have
been possible. Just for one thing,
there were huge numbers of people involved in the investigation.
You think not a single one of them would
have been yelling like crazy either at the time or after the fact
if they had the slightest, vaguest idea
that was going on? Not a chance.
I'm not saying we should hang the guy or put him in jail.
I'm saying I really, really don't like his grandstanding excess,
and we need to somehow avoid paying a man more for each murder.
You may not like Moose and think he's publicity-hungry,
but jeez, that's not a good reason to try
to turn him into some kind of unbelievable
psychopathic monster just out of your own imagination.
More dead = more money doesn't rub you the wrong way?
He's in a life and death job, and he broke the rules to make
hueueueuge money.
My take-- why the heck shouldn't he take
the chance to capitalize on all this and make his family
financially secure forever? If he
was super-virtuous (I'm not, are you?), he'd say no to all that and
just keep on doing police work for whatever
minimal bucks they pay him. It'd be nice if he did that,
but I don't blame him for one second for
choosing the bucks, and I don't think anyone else should, either.
Besides, I'd like to read the book....
Jane
Granted, it's not the same thing, but what if the Modesto Coronor's
assistant could make
$100,000 selling pictures of the corpse of Laci Peterson to the
National Enquirer?
It's against the rules, and it's not super-virtuous, and but
I'll bet his family could use the extra $100,000.
That doesn't sound right, does it?
I admit I really don't like Moose, and my judgment could be tainted,
but if you knew one of the sniper's victims, would you want to
see Moose make millions?
Stop
The Gay Canadians!
by Mark Morford an sfgate.com
Excerpt:
Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast
throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans
fell into an adorable tizzy the other day
as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change
its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage
anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto
and even "that weird province with all
the gay French people."
Hysteria and open weeping and panicky looks
accompanied the uncontrollable overeating of many stale Ding-Dongs,
as millions of sexually confused Bush-ites
and members of self-righteous Bible-icious anti-everything groups like
the
American Family Association, along with
entire towns such as Colorado Springs, were absolutely certain the world
was coming to an end, like, immediately.
I mean, Canada's right next door!
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Quotes
"Bush gave a speech Monday in Elizabeth, N.J.,
where he did not make a single reference to WMD.
Instead, Bush chose to distract Americans
from his Nixonian erasing of his justification for war by
criticizing his critics as ''revisionist
historians.'' Meanwhile, Bush's fellow Republicans in Congress were
suppressing history by fighting any
formal investigation into the possible cooking of intelligence to exaggerate
the threat posed by Saddam Hussein.
Their job, for the time being is being made a piece of cake by a
Democratic Party that cannot spell
the term ''opposition party'' if you spotted them all the o's and p's."
-- Derrick Z.
Jackson, What
are Americans dying for now?
Can you believe others are starting to point out what the Democrats have become?
Excerpt One:
"The behind-the-scenes battle within the Bush
administration over just what information should be used, or spun, or hidden,
was a knockdown, drag-out fight between
the facts and a zealous, highly politicized, "who needs proof?" mindset.
And, at the end of the day, the truth was
left writhing on the floor.
This pathological pattern of disregarding
inconvenient reality is ...threatening to drag us into a Sisyphean struggle
against
evildoers in Syria, Iran, North Korea,
or whatever locale Karl Rove thinks would best advance "Operation Avoid
41's Fate."
Excerpt Two:
Dr. Norman Doidge identified the telltale
symptoms of fanatics: an intolerance of dissent, a doctrine riddled
with contradictions,
the belief that one's cause has been commanded
by God, and repetition to spread one's message. Sound like anyone you know?
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld,
Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle... come on down!
Excerpt Three:
Gustav le Bon, a social scientist known
for his crowd psychology theories, has stressed the importance
of repetition as a weapon in the
fanatic's arsenal. Repetition breeds blind acceptance and contagion.
Writes le Bon, "If the president says
it over and over enough, people will believe it, just as Karl Rove
got him to say over and over that Saddam
Hussein was involved in 9/11." The technique was so
successful that 66 percent Believed that
Saddam was behind the attacks. Mission Accomplished.
"Arianna
Huffington is an Al Qaeda sleeper cell. She must be killed to protect America."
Marty's
E! page
Baron Dave Romm on 'How to Write a Letter to the Editor - part 4'
The Wall Street Poet
Fresh BAGnews
Mandela, Ali & U2 at the Special Olympics
Women on Waves
Rachel, NV
Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp
And, the Sci Fi Channel promises more UFO programming.
click
Bush's
Vietnam?
Iraq Grenade Attack Kills U.S. Soldier
Excerpt:
A fuel pipeline exploded and caught fire
west of Baghdad, a possible act of sabotage
that sent flames high into the sky, as
Iraq returned to world oil markets Sunday with
its first crude oil exports since the U.S.-led
invasion.
Meanwhile, a grenade attack Sunday killed
an American soldier and wounded another
just outside the capital, the latest violence
to plague U.S. forces, who have launched
a large crackdown aimed at putting down
persistent resistance.
Are we going to lose a soldier each day?
Just so the Lying President can steal their oil?
Quotes
"The intelligence services of many nations
concluded Iraq possessed banned chemical and biological weapons,
Saddam refused to prove he had destroyed
what he had. We are determined to discover the true extent of
Saddam Hussein's weapons programs,
no matter how long it takes."
-- President Liar, in his Saturday radio address
Liar!
The US was leading every nation in that
weapons hunt.
We supplied other nations with sexed-up
evidence to get them to join the murder of Baghdad.
No other countries have the satellites,
the monitoring ability and the spies inside Iraq.
The UN inspectors couldn't find any, so YOU had your good-puppy media rdicule them!
YOU are the
one who guaranteed that Iraq had WMD, and were
coming at us in less than an hour.
Don't try to shift the blame now, but
of course, the press will help you....
.
"I never
said Iraq had WMD, ...did I?"
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Excerpt:
Clark: "There was a concerted effort
during the fall of 2001, starting immediately after 9/11,
to pin 9/11 and the terrorism problem on Saddam Hussein."
Bush's boy Russert: "By who? Who did that?"
Clark: "Well, it came from the White
House, it came from people around the White House. It came from all over.
I got a call on 9/11. I was on CNN, and I got a call at my home saying,
'You got to say this is connected.
This is state-sponsored terrorism. This has to be connected to Saddam Hussein.'
I said, 'But--I'm willing
to say it, but what's your evidence?' And I never got any evidence."
The media are covering damaging revelations
about the Bush administration's intelligence on Iraq,
yet still seem strangely reluctant to pursue
stories suggesting that the flawed intelligence-- and
therefore the war-- may have been a result
of deliberate deception.
Bush is never held accoutable for any of the lies he tells.
The American media fawn over him and protect him, shielding us
from the truth.
Subject: Bush vs. John Wayne
In commenting on the D.C. 9/11 movie you
say "if he was the John Wayne he claims to be,
he would've flown from Florida direct to DC."
Actually I believe that John Wayne is a
perfect analogy for the slimy thing in the White House.
John Wayne dodged the World War Two draft,
and hid safe and comfy in California while brave men died.
A little known fact is that when he performed
at a USO show during the war, the soldiers booed him off stage.
That cowardice would have been a bad enough
offense, if he didn't go around the rest of his life pretending
to be the big strong macho man. He spend
decades going about playing the tough guy soldier in every movie
that came along. He glorified wars from
the Plains Wars to Vietnam, though he himself ran when Uncle Sam
needed him most. A despicable coward and
slimy thing at best.
George Bush also ran like a Florida election
official when war reared its ugly head. He got a comfy post
defending Milner from the Viet Cong, on
a plane that was so antiquated it was certain that the pilot would
never be sent into war. Then he completely
vanished for eighteen entire months from his post. Now he goes
about in bomber jackets and flightsuits,
praising the carnage and horror of war. He salivates about sending
our young men to kill and die for oil.
Truly worthy company of the Dirty Duke.
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Quotes
"First, we are working to make Iraq secure
for its citizens and our military.
Second, we are working to improve the
lives of the Iraqi people after three decades of tyranny and oppression."
-- President Liar, in his Saturday radio address
"Third, a US soldier is dying every day so my family can steal
their oil."
"That oil is mine - Daddy said so."
Handcuffed by your liberators?
U.S. Army Spc. Dandrea Harris handcuffs an Iraqi family with plastic
ties
during a night raid in Habaniyah Saturday, June 21, 2003. They
had been
unsuccessfully searching for an Iraqi man in an adjacent house
who had
recently tried to kill Iraqi informants working with the Army.
Army officers later appologized to the family for mistakenly handcuffing them
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