From yesterday's Oliver Reed on Dave segment
Subject: Oliver Reed
Excerpt:
"10. During the same show, Reed also caused
David Letterman to lose his footing by pulling him
forward during their greeting handshake;
punctuated the interview by adopting an American accent,
pointing at the camera and claiming “I’m
after you, Stallone”; replied to Letterman’s questions in
German; spoke nonsense claiming he was
a fisherman who wore boots in his ears; took the piss
out of Letterman’s nose by pressing his
own down in imitation; and removed his glasses and stared
Letterman down, forcing Letterman to plead
to band leader, Paul Schaffer to accompany him."
and
Subject: Oliver Reed
I remember an incident very similar to the
one you describe, but the actor was Crispin Glover
(pa McFly from the "Back to the Future"
movies). He was whacked out on something, and he
actually tried to kick or punch Dave.
They went right to commercial and came back with Dave
looking flustered and pissed and no sign
of Glover. I don't think Mr. Glover worked much after that.
T.
T, I saw that one, too.
Glover reared back on one foot and flicked his other foot ninja-style
at Dave,
spawning the famous phrase, "...as stable
as Crispin Glover."
Koresh help us.
This ass just changed the balance in the senate.
Election troubles loom as Floridians crowd polls
Excerpt:
"I've waited an hour and 20 minutes already,"
said one of several hundred people at a Broward
early voting station Monday. "If I can't
vote in 30 minutes, I'm off the line. I have a meeting I can't miss."
Elections officials hope that when all the
polling stations are open Tuesday, that will shorten the wait,
but concede there will be delays.
"We may have, in some areas, long lines.
People may have to wait a bit to vote, but that's a very small price
to pay to participate in an open and free
democracy," Florida Secretary of State Jim Smith said Monday."
Yeah, especially if the whore court orders the votes not be counted.
From: Numb
Subject: re: yesterday's 'nasty thought'...
Iit's occurred to at least one other person:
Quotes
"Instructing the police to return his sign,
a District Justice dismisses a case against
a Bush protestor and upholds the First
Amendment. If a justice of the peace can
understand the Constitution of the
United States, why can’t the Attorney General?"
--Regis T. Sabol, Judge Clears Protestor, Then Scolds Police, interventionmag.com
Subject: Liberal Lies
Subject: Rage over the Wellstone service
All the rage over Wellstone's service.
How soon they forget that the GOP was selling
a post 9/11 photo of W for $125.
How's that for profiting from the blood
of the dead?
Mike D
I remember one night watch Crossfire with Paul Begala
and Bow Tie boy.
Again and again, Bow Tie boy said the GOP "distributed" that
fake photo,
as opposed to the truth, that they were SELLING it.
...and Begala never once called him on it.
Subject: Ventura
Ventura, singular of Venturi. A small hole that large amounts of hot gas pass through.
Michael D
From: Murfur
Subject: Only a fool...
...would believe that Paul Wellstone's plane
was intentionally brought down by the
Bush administration so that the Republicans
can take the majority in the senate.
Your site always seems to bash the conservative
media when they make up
bullshit conspiracy theories attacking
liberals, but in this case, you do the
exact same thing in making up this conspiracy.
A bit hypocritical?
No.
The question is,
Would evil men kill to take over the world's only superpower?
I think the answer is yes, you think the answer is no.
Let me ask you this:
Would evil men make a secret and illegal deal with terrorists
to hold our
hostages a few months longer so they could affect the 1980
election?
Of course they did, and Bush pardoned the whole gang of traitors
to bury the truth when Cap Weinberger was about to go to trial.
Only a fool would allow ruthless thugs to have unlimited, unchecked power.
Subject: The networks
All the networks are really doing all they
can to discourage democrats from voting.
There HAS to be some brains in this country
to vote agains GW, doesn't there?
Otto
Otto, the media whores want their taxes cut and they want Michael
Powell
at the FCC to oversee all mergers so they can make that extra
penny.
Yesterday's top USA Today headline was "Momentum
shifts to GOP,"
and the networks are running "Praise
Bush" specials - it makes me sick.
It's getting harder and harder to pretend.
Quotes
"Here's the good news: All of this can actually
be fixed. By me, you, us -- no kidding, no bull.
Nothing you can do about it? Just one
person? As an American at this time, you have more
political power than 99 percent of all
the people who have ever lived on earth. And should you
round up four friends who don't usually
vote, you'll have four times that much political power.
Why throw that away?"
--Molly Ivins, workingforchange.com
Subject: Re: Weblog Commentators
Bart:
Evil men do commit murder and the CIA has
killed people.
My problem is with the notion that people
are using mind control to crash planes.
How in the hell can you even reference
this on your site?:
Example from the total nutter Jackson Thoreau:
"Could they psychically work on making a plane
crash? Who knows. Anything is possible. ..
... It would take little for the right
wing to physically tamper with that plane,
and even less to mentally tamper with it.
"
I'm not sure what he meant by that, but the CIA does spend
money on psychics.
When I read "mentally tamper," I imagined how easy it would be
to assign a man
to work on his plane who was tired from working a double shift,
that kind of thing.
Outside Monitors to Keep Eye on Florida Voting
Excerpt:
"Hundreds of election observers have arrived
in Florida to monitor today's voting to prevent a repeat
of the disputed counts during the 2000
presidential election and the gubernatorial primary in September.
Monitors from a national coalition of nonpartisan
organizations, including the NAACP and People for
the American Way Foundation, have already
canvassed neighborhoods in dozens of Broward County
precincts in south Florida, distributing
voter's rights material in Spanish, Haitian Creole, and English.
I hope they brought camcorders, because Jeb's goons will be kicking black ass.