Just count votes for old George Dubya
Fa la la la la,   but not Al gore
Count by hand? don't want to trouble ya
Fa la la la la,   No votes for Gore

Pregnant chads, machines ignore them
Fa la la,   lie lie lie,  deck the halls
This is how we win, elections
Fa la la la la,   ain't Bush got balls?

Kiss our ass and bow before us
Fa la la la la,   Don't be a bore
Kathryn Harris certified Bush
Fa la la la la,   she is our whore

Follow Bush in his illusion
Fa la la,   it's okay,   la dee dees
Where's our office of transition
Fa la la la la,   Give us the keys

Hur-ry be-fore Cheney passes
Fa la la la la,   We hate Al Gore
All this wait gives us chapped asses
Fa la la la la,   la la dee dore

We've got goons, so don't displease us
Fa la la,   we just won,   so-we-think
Never mind the noxious gases
Fa la la la la,   Our shit don't stink.
 
 

-- Lobe Tektern is a member of The Mighty Swarming Horde Of Eagan, a loosely knit band of
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