Volume
1141 - Cheap-ass vendetta
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Thursday Aug
21, 2003
Quotes
“O'Reilly won't have me on his show - he's
a coward."
-- Smoking Joe Conason. Attribution
(This is a loooong radio interview w/ some Rush wannabe
in Iowa.
It starts at 53 percent thru the looong file. Joe
tears this guy apart.)
So why won't O'Reilly have
Conason on?
We can only assume, using O'Reilly's rules,
that he's scared-ass, pink-tutu, panty-waist coward.
"I'm
afraid of Joe Conason!"
I think everyone
should write to punk O'Reilly and ask why he's afraid of Joe Conason.
oreilly@foxnews.com
Whore
court gets one right
Bush Court Rejects 10 Commandments Appeal
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Here
Excerpt:
The Supreme Court refused Wednesday to
block the removal of a Ten Commandments monument
from an Alabama judicial building, rejecting
a last-minute appeal from the judge who installed the display.
The high court was Alabama Chief Justice
Roy Moore's last hope to avoid a federal judge's midnight
deadline to remove the display. Other state
officials have said the monument would be moved.
Damn, I wish I had a microphone because this would work so much
better verbally.
First, you'd have to be an idiot to set a midnight deadline.
Why the hell didn't they make the deadline noon?
And what's wrong with these religious freaks that they have to
wave their religion around like a flag?
I think they're scared to death that they have the wrong God,
or maybe deep down they know He
doesn't exist, so they build heavy granite monuments so their
friends can weigh in and remind them
that they, too, believe in this particular sliver of superstitious
insanity.
Religion belongs in churches, not courthouses, and I'm here to
state for the record that anyone who
disagrees with that isn't comfortable with their religion so
they need peer assurance - and that's that.
If it's so damn important for these weak people to have their
granite rabbit's foot,
why don't they pressure McDonald's to see "Ten Commandment" burgers?
Why not pressure Coke and Pepsi to sell "Ten Commandment"
colas?
Why not have a law that forces the Ten Commandments to be featured
in every book,
TV show and movie that's made in America?
After all, it's important to the weak to have their lucky charm,
right?
Keep in mind that I'm not attacking religious people here...
I'm attacking people who can't make it thru the day unless they
know there's a chunk of granite
somewhere in Alabama that has the Commandments carved in it and
that's just totally illogical.
If these phonies wanted to be closer to Jesus or whatever they
could wear a tiny cross as a
necklace and touch it when they feel they need to, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
That's not good enough, the stage isn't big
enough, the spotlight isn't bright enough.
They want to be seen praying, so other weak people will
know they are "true Christians."
Of course, it was a field day for Nazi AM radio.
Each and every one of them had bovine triplets yesterday.
"What has this nation become?"
they'd catterwall to the stupid and the weak.
"How can we be America if we don't force the
religion of the majority on the minority?"
That's utter bullshit, howash, hooey and horseshit.
You like God #66 and he likes God #88 and she likes God #142.
Why in the hell do we want Bush's tank and guns behind one of
those Gods?
Religious people can't get their mind around the idea that tanks
and armies shouldn't be needed when
an individual is trying to pick a God to judge him when his eternal
soul knocks on Heaven's Pearly Gates.
Do you think Emporer Bush would do any better job of handling
religion than he has the war or the economy?
"God
talks to me - tells me who to kill... no, really...
...but sometimes I do a little killing on the side, just for fun."
Quotes
"Any external display of personal religious
belief within the confines of public exercise of law
is simply wrong in our country," he
wrote. "Choosing one eliminates others. When prayer in
schools is advocated, for example,
how many people seriously think this will include the Catholic
'Hail, Mary' or the Jewish 'Shema, Yisrael,'
or the Muslim Arabic chant, 'God is most great'?
Making religious issues private protects
all of us in public."
--
Rev. David Tokarz of Montgomery, AL Attribution
'Chemical
Ali' in U.S. Custody - again?
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Excerpt:
"Chemical Ali" has been captured, U.S. officials
swore Thursday.
They also swore he was killed in April
in an airstrike on a house in southern Iraq.
But Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the
Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters that they
were just "funning" when they said he was
dead in April because "we needed some victories."
The American press lets Bush get away with capturing the same
guy five times.
Each "capture' of the same son of a bitch is more proof of what
a great wartime hero Bush is,
and aren't we lucky that the Supreme Court appointed him over
the wishes of the voters?
Is anybody else getting sick of this?
I'm so old, I remember when America had a free press, and I'm
sure it was free because they
printed every salacious accusation Drudge and Limbaugh could
fabricate about our last elected president.
But somehow, the never-elected Monkey gets a free pass to murder,
invade other countries and rape
the Treasury until it no longer exists and the press looks the
other way to provide cover for the Chimp.
Hex on thee! Hex on thee! Hex on
thee!
Let's see how well you do with the BartCop Hex on your smarmy
ass...
Subject: stop
liar stop
Too many kiddies have been taught by their
unethical teachers and profs
that repubs started the vietnam war and
lib antagonists ended it.
Nixon ended it.
Carson
Carson, you poor confused bastard.
I've never said that, so why call me
a liar?
Is that how the wrongheaded people rack up "victories?"
Nixon promised he'd bring the boys home in the 1968 campaign.
Five years and 20,000 lives later, the left pressured him to
end the war.
Nixon was an evil crook.
Right now, he's in hell - where he belongs - blowing Tim McVeigh.
FBI
agrees with Bart
Says Iraqi "crude" bomb showed little expertise
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Here
While the Pentagon,
and Bush, his whore press and hundreds of TV Bush cabana boys
were marveling at "the
level of sophistication" on the cement
truck bomb, the FBI
agrees with Bart that the bomb was compiled
without "any degree of sophistication."
If only our government was as honest and
sharp as Ol' Bart...
Please
let Bart get his mic back today...
Quotes
"Fox and the Murdoch empire, they are great
at helping to sell books on the left.
They tried to hold my book up after
Sept. 11, ‘Stupid White Men’ and in fact they
threatened to shred it.... but the publicity
they gave it by doing that catapulted it to #1.
They’ve done the same thing for Al Franken.
They’re the best friend the left has ever had.”
--Michael Moore
With
new law, GOP routs Democrats in fundraising
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Excerpt:
Four years ago, the two parties were at
rough financial parity. But under the new campaign-finance law
— championed, ironically, by most Democrats
and opposed by most Republicans — the GOP has built
a better than 2-to-1 advantage. When the
Democrats' debt is taken into account, the gap grows to 4-to-1.
The problem isn't the new law - it's the new Democrats.
They don't want to win.
They're afraid they might anger Mr. Rove, so they're content to
sit in the corner and quake like bunnies.
They have no desire to win, they have no reason
to win, they have no motivation to win.
They want nothing more than to praise the Unelected Bastard,
because that's what Mr. Rove wants.
I am so sick of writing this - I wish the truth was something
besides what it is.
We can't get a democrat to come to work.
They're just too scared.
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Quotes
"The thinking goes something like this. These
guerilla engagements we're seeing in Iraq may not be such a bad thing.
What we're doing is attracting all the
terrorists to Iraq (i.e., like "flypaper") so that a) they won't be attacking
us in
America and b) we can fight them there
on our own terms. As Andrew Sullivan put it early this month, "Continued
conflict in Iraq, in other words, needn't
always be bad news. It may be a sign that we are drawing the terrorists
out
of the woodwork and tackling them in
the open."
--Joshua Micah Marshall, http://talkingpointsmemo.com/july0304.html#072803228pm
...so Andrew, it a good thing that we're losing two soldiers
a day?
Aren't you late for some unprotected anal sex?
Subject: NYPost
acknowledges Bartcop's efforts (indirectly)
An op-ed piece in the NY Post Wednesday
August 20, 2003 complaining about the "double standard"
of the press relative to individuals voicing
their opinions against presidents past (Clinton) and present (Bush Jr.)
noted the existence of many "left-wing
hate sites" calling Bush a murderer, referring to the Bush family as
the "BFEE," spelling "Bush" with a swastika,
altering Bush's picture to incorporate a little Hitlerian mustache,
and generally spewing venom against the
idiot. I recognized you immediately even though you were not explicitly
named.
The article is not on their web site so
unfortunately I cannot send it to you, but congratulations anyway.
Keep up the good work!
The B.F.E.E. certainly exists, by
whatever name people want to put on it.
It's why we're in Iraq, it's why Bush fabricated
a phoney WMD crisis, so the bastards
can steal Iraq's oil and get richer, while
we lose an average of two soldiers a day.
DreamWeaver
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I can't verify this, but it was sent to me as a screen grab from
one of Arnold's early films.
Only in Callie could a porn star run for governor - and win.
Hey,
Arnold! This Is Serious Stuff
A tip from Minnesota: action heroes can make terrible politicians
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Excerpt:
Of course, the Terminator is no Jesse (the
Body) Ventura. The Body was a troubled soul who
truly despised politics and the limelight
and growled and ranted and threw snits and went and
sulked in his tent. He was like the turkeys
that are bred for white meat and grow enormous
chests and are unable to walk around on
their little ankles and have to be kept in hammocks
and fed through a tube. He was something
of an embarrassment.
Subject: Jews in Oklahoma
bartcop wrote:
> Reminding myself that this is a humor page,
think how many Israelis would still be alive if
> they had just taken my advice a year or two
back to choose life over their stupid holy sand.
> We realize that David Koresh was insane when
he put his kids in danger, but we don't think
> the same about the Israelis who insist on raising
their children in a war zone?
How far do you figure Jews should run before
they're safe?
They felt safe in Eastern Europe until
the Holocaust.
They felt safe in Russia until the pogroms.
They felt safe in Western Europe until
rampant discrimination took hold.
They felt safe in America until they were
attacked by McCarthyism, skinhead revolts and Synogogue burnings.
Jewish racism is alive and well, even in
Oklahoma.
If the Jews must die to defend their right
to exist, they will choose to do so in their historical homeland.
Larry
Larry, your question pre-supposes that the Jews must die.
If their only options were dying in Oklahoma or dying in Israel,
I'd agree with you.
(Lightning knocks
me off my ass!)
But wait!
If Jews just pretended to be big-time Oklahoma football fans,
they'd be safe living here.
Oklahoma elected the only openly black man in congress - because
he played college football.
In Oklahoma, football trumps racism. [If McVeigh played
football, they might've let him go.]
If you're black and play football, you can sodomize the governor's
blonde, teenage daughter
on the front lawn of the Capitol, right under the oil derrick
and the Okie rubes won't mind.
You see, in Oklahoma, it's football, ...then God,
' ...then "We hate Clinton,"
...no, wait!
It's football, ...then "We hate Clinton," ...and then
God, ...and then country.
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saw it on thedailybrew.com
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Excerpt:
No matter what happens, Democrats aren't
getting the votes of people who believe that
Bush's selection by the Supreme Court was
ordained by God. So ignore the advice of
consultants praying that you pander to
the faithful. You aren't going to out-religion GW
and the Shiite Baptists down in Texas.
More importantly, you might be giving up your
best line of attack just by trying.
Atheist
Scout Booted from Scouting
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Excerpt:
Given a week to find a god he can believe
in, time has run out on Darrell Lambert.
The Eagle Scout says he has been thrown
out of the Boy Scouts because his atheist views
don't agree with Boy Scout requirements
for reverence. Officials at the Chief Seattle Council
informed Lambert by phone today that he
was no longer welcome.
Late last month, Lambert was given seven
to ten days to change his beliefs, and family members
said the deadline was extended over the
weekend. But Lambert said he had been told his registration
was being returned. "Then I'll get a letter
saying I am being kicked out," he told Beliefnet.
Darrell Lambert was kicked out for standing up like a man and
refusing to lie.
They asked him to swear allegiance to the Invisible Cloud Being
and he refused.
What if you were asked to swear allegiance to the Easter Bunny?
Would you agree to lie (assuming you're past the Easter Bunny)
or would you stand up
and say, "My principles can't be bought
and I'm not swearing to anything I don't believe."
A shot of Chinaco to this brave man.
Remember that fan of Mikey the Weiner I had to set straight
yesterday?
He posted this at http://invncbl.best.vwh.net/ads-uk.html
Older gentleman
looking for clean-cut wholesome British Babe who looks like
Olivia
Newton-John at the end of "Grease".
ha
ha
I don't know any man who doesn't
want one of those.
Must be
intelligent, ultra-feminine, kind, with good morals, strong religious belief,
and a
strong
conviction that a wife should dress ULTRA, ULTRA, ULTRA SSSSEEEEXXXYYY!
Dude, forget about brains - you'll have
to drug her to get her interested in a GOP monkey.
And, you want a religious woman who dresses
like a slut?
Where's your brains?
Being moral,
does not mean that you have to be dowdy.
Being Republican does not mean that your knickles drag the ground,
but that's most often the case.
Subject: slacker (my
title)
Bart, time for some new radio, dontcha think?
Bill
Dude, great question!
(I hate when they say that...)
Truth is, that msblast.exe fried my computer.
Or, it could've been my chainsaw cure that did it...
I'm doing this on the cheesy laptop.
I'm going crazy without a microphone.
Damn, I wish I could've had a piece of AM radio Nazi Rusty
Humphries today.
He's a flyweight, and I'd enjoy the pummel.
Truth is, God has put a tremendous burden on me, to test
me... putting one hurdle
after another in from of me, but we will not stop - BartCop
Radio will survive!
ha ha
(That's my George C Scott's Patton impression.
I would've liked trading shots of whiskey with
Patton.)
Can you imagine how cool that would be?
To get into the Waback machine and sit with Patton in some Lyon
Le' Bar?
I don't know all I should about Patton, but I gather he's to
Limbaugh's right.
With His help I will prevail and BCR will return.
Remember, if Okieboy doesn't deliver, there's no food on my family.
Sidebar:
Remember Richard Pryor in LA County Jail
for tax evasion (maybe?) He said,
"In jail, you either funny or you give up the
booty!
Tell me I wasn't one funny mother-fucker!"
ha ha
So please trust me when I say that nobody wants BCR going more
than me.
Subject: science-leaning gay guy here
Hey Bart,
I'm a "science-leaning" gay guy, and an
avid (daily now, for the past 2 years) reader of your site.
I have a background in anthropology (a BA
from KU), which probably doesn't make me the most qualified
person to respond to your request, but
I'm told I write better (i.e. more accessibly) than most scientists.
The "gay gene" debate is far from settled.
Frankly, the very influence of genetics on development and
behavior is far from settled. We
have made what seems to be a pretty good "map," describing the genome
itself, but this tells us almost nothing
about how the genome works. It's like having a drawing of your car
engine: no matter how detailed your drawing
is, it won't make the car go, or tell you how it does its thing.
Genes in action seem -at this point, as
I understand it- to be more like transistors (switches that can do
one thing or another, depending on input)
than strict instructions. While there may be a single gene that
affects a person's ultimate sexual disposition,
there are -without a doubt- countless other influences,
ranging from developmental environment,
to diet, to education, and especially enculturation.
I'm shocked - you're moving away from the
theory of a gay gene?
Men in small town Oklahoma want
to be beaten up on a daily basis?
Studying anthropology, I became aware of
cultures in other parts of the world, in which what we call
homosexual behavior is not stigmatized,
but institutionalized; made part of the very fabric of life and living.
Boys of one culture in particular are not
Real Men until they have ingested semen (because it contains
the male essence, duh). Women of
another culture are expected to marry another woman if her husband
dies first. Sexual behavior is just
that: a behavior. Were you born with the "funny" gene? (I think you're
hilarious).
Talent on loan from the Invisible Cloud
Being...
For my part, I think homosexuality is a
result of cultural and environmental factors more than anything else,
though not exclusively.
But doesn't that play into the argument
that gays shouldn't adopt, because the children would "learn"
to be gay and be subject to ridicule, beatings
and worse? You're saying some people would consciously
decide to be gay, knowing it has such drastic
societal drawbacks? I'm getting an education, here...
Language plays a big part: I know more than
a few "straight" guys whose heterosexuality
would not stand up to scrutiny in the light
of day. They're not "gay," because they don't understand or identify
with "gay culture," though they prefer
the company of -and sex with- men. Sexuality is a slippery critter.
ha ha
Slippery it is.
How does a man enjoy sex with men and avoid
the label of being gay?
Sidebar: Vic the racist's favorite
joke - "If you rewire a lamp, nobody calls you an electrician.
If you fix a leaky pipe in the kitchen,
nobody calls you a plumber. ...but a soon as you suck one cock..."
If I say I'm straight, who are you to say
I'm not? Obviously this is hair-splitting territory. Get a
little closer
to the issue, and you'll see that the line
between "gay" and "straight" is not all that well-defined.
Thanks for listening, and thanks for your
great work!
T Goat
Dude, that's some scary stuff.
I want my heterosexual walls to be impenetrable.
Men love it when a woman has doubts about being straight, but
men need rock walls.
Something tells me I'm going to get some feedback on this subject.
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More on the subject
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=435466
http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99feb/germ3.htm
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Subject: http://www.stopbushseattle.com
Portland, Aug 21st - Protest the
Illegal bastard!
Bellevue, Aug 22nd - Protest the
Illegal bastard!
Tacoma, Aug 22 - Protest the Illegal
bastard!
Seattle, Aug 23rd - Protest the
Illegal bastard!
Subject: Bush said the
energy grid needs improving?
When? Where? Give us a date,
time and place.
Maybe he told his dogs, but I cannot remember
ever reading a public comment in this regard
until AFTER the black out. But, will
the Whore Media or Whore Democrats call him on this???
Ha, HA, no, of course not.
Lying Bastard
Neil in VT
They will continue to cover for Bush until after his second
term ends.
Cows will stop chewing grass before an American business gives
up a single nickle to tell the truth.
Marty's
E! page
Dennis Kucinich on Jon Stewart
'The Hollywood Hustle' by the Artful Dodger
Warren Zevon's new album
'Bowling For Columbine' & 'Roger & Me' out on video
Enrique Iglesias had his mole removed
David Blaine's next trick
Keiko, the whale
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Subject: Is
O'Reilly afraid of Conason?
To: oreilly@foxnews.com
The scuttlebutt is that you’re avoiding
hosting Joe Conason, author of “BIG LIES:
The Conservative Propaganda Machine and
How it Distorts the Truth”.
Mr Conason has always impressed me as a
formidable liberal and I’d think
you’d be quite enthusiastic to confront
one so “worthy of your steel”.
Instead, I probably should not expect such
a match.
Pathetic!
Bill
Great point!
Whenever somebody has the common sense
to avoid O'Reilly (like Jesse Jackson)
The Great Spinner says "They're
afraid to come on The Factor!"
So why won't O'Reilly have Conason on?
We can only assume, using O'Reilly's rules,
that he's afraid.
I think everyone should write to punk O'Reilly and ask why he's
a coward...
oreilly@foxnews.com
Michael Moore
Bowling
for Columbine
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Al Franken
Lies
and the Lying Liars at FOX
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Subject: 72 Virgins
Hey Bart,
Is it just me or what?
There is NO way I would want to be stuck
in Heaven with 72 Virgins.
Just think 10,000 years with the same 72!!!
ha ha
That insight into human nature gave Hefner his career, his magazine,
his rep.
The
World Poker Tour
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Did you watch last night?
They had a player named Paul G (Maybe he owes money?) from Australia.
He was trash-talking the other players to death. After winning
a pot, he'd say to the loser,
"What's wrong? You don't know how to
handle your money?"
ha ha
You don't do that to a man who just lost $100,000.
If he said that to me after he took $100K from me,
I think I'd ask him if he had a good dental plan.
Next word out of his mouth would earn him a terrible, swift backhand.
Bush's
2000 theft costs us $39K each
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Excerpt:
Utilities deregulation pyramid schemes
leading to the California disaster and the Great Blackout of 2003?
FBI surveillance of our libraries?
Anthrax vaccines? Pension plan gouging? Selling off our national
parks?
Vote tampering? Extra jails?
What's all that add up to? I'm not Einstein. You do the math.
$980,750,000,000?
Close enough.
Quotes
"Take a look at the fruits of the Bush/Neocon
foreign policy on a random day, say yesterday.
OK, there’s the terrorist bombing of
the U.N. headquarters in a nation where we are spending
upwards of $5 billion a month — without
any allies save Britain — just to maintain security, not to
mention the hundreds of billions in
reconstruction costs, plus assorted bombings, acts of sabotage
and guerrilla resistance, resulting,
among other things, in the four soldiers wounded in Tikrit...
U.S. troops are also killing the occasional
journalist despite the fact that, in this case, Mazen Dana, 43,
a father of four, had received permission
from a U.S. military official to film on the site. All of the above
constitutes George Bush’s idea of a
“mission accomplished,” which makes a kind of sense, given that
he was just playing “soldier dress-up”
the day he pretended it was true."
--Eric Alterman, Altercation,
President Monkey
In
Tequila's Layers, Hints of Sea and Spice
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Excerpt:
The least expensive tequilas need only
be distilled from 51 percent blue agave juice. The rest comes from
various other sugars added during fermentation.
The more expensive, and many say the best tequilas, are made
from 100 percent blue agave juice, and
those words, 100 percent blue agave, must appear on the label, in English
or Spanish. Some experts compare differences
between mixed and pure tequilas to blended Scotches and single malts.
No, the differences are night and day.
Jose Cuervo isn't tequila, so stop saying
that.
Our top-rated tequila, the Chinaco
Blanco, garnered three and a half stars overall from the panel.
And at $30, it was
also our best value. Mr. DeGroff was truly
excited by it, calling the Chinaco "incredible and lovely." Ms. Hesser
detected a pleasant seawater aroma while
Mr. Asimov went for the complexity. For me it was, simply, a benchmark
tequila.
I tried Chinaco Blanco and it tasted like turpentine.
If these guy like the Blanco, they'd kill for the Anejo.
Football's around the corner, the pennant races are heating up,
Mr. Perfect tries to fight off the BartCop Hex,
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Quotes
“We are at war with terrorism. It's not a Republican
war with terrorism.
It's not a George W. Bush war with
terrorism. It's the US at war with terrorism.
And for those that haven't noticed
it, there is a war out there, and it isn't just
over there and here, it's everywhere.”
--Rush, the vulgar Pigboy
Or, maybe we're paying for Bush's bungled
pipeline deal with the Taliban.
Bush was sending the Taliban money until
his pipeline negotiations blew up in mid-2001.
Remember "a
carpet of gold or carpet-bombing, take your pick?"
If he told the Taliban that we were invading
Afghanistan to build his pipeline either way,
a first strike against New York and Washington
isn't hard to envision.
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
It now stands at 271
288
The Pentagon released
new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.
Total deaths since the Bloodthirsty Bully said, "Bring
'em On": 67+
Perhaps 1,100 wounded.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
It's from http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Note: I talked to the Dude over there and he's trying to
get straight answers
from the Pentagon - no, seriously - and he will post the new
figures when they come in.
In trouble?
Call the
918-493-1500
You have two minutes to speak your peace.
Quagmire
Iraq just gets worse, and worse, and worse
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Excerpt
It's kinda hard to tell who lobbed eggs
at your car when everyone on the block wants to scrag your ass.
And that's the position we're in with Iraq
these days.
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