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Friday Aug
22, 2003
Quotes
"Just wait till you find somebody like
your daddy."
--Pickles Bush's advice to the twins on finding a husband,
in an interview with Peggy Noonan (R-Slut)
for Ladies' Home Journal,
Find the stupidest man in the country with a rich daddy and marry
him?
Australia
Govt Lied About Iraq Threat
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Here
Excerpt:
The Australian government lied about the
threat of Iraq's WMD to justify its involvement in Bush's war,
an official inquiry into intelligence on
Iraq was told on Friday. "The government lied every time it skewed,
misrepresented, used selectively and fabricated
the Iraq story...The exaggeration was so great it was pure dishonesty,"
Wilkie, formerly of the Office of National
Assessment (ONA), told the inquiry. The ONA is equivalent to our
NSA.
Blair's in big trouble in Britain, Howard's in big trouble
is Australia, and Aznar's in trouble in Spain,
but
that's because those countries have a free press!!!
In America, we can only get government-approved news, so we
can't get the truth.
"You
get the news you need to get..."
Quotes
"Of all the pernicious claptrap emitted by
right-wing propagandists, none is more offensive than
smearing liberals and Democrats as
unpatriotic. The portrayal of a liberal elite that despises
its own country has allowed conservatives
to appropriate the flag, the national anthem, and
other national symbols -- the heritage
of every American -- as their movement's private
property, and to misuse those symbols
for narrow partisan purposes. To the extremists,
anyone who doesn't pledge allegiance
to the Republican platform is a "traitor."
-- Joe Conason,
Attribution
...and the biggest reason they've gotten away with that slur is
because
for so many years, the Democrats have failed to fight back.
Cheap
thrills: Bush buys lies to push war
saw on on smirkingchimp.com
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Here
Excerpt:
Just how cheap and easy are the muckity-mucks
of the Bushist Party? How much scratch
does it take for a high official of the
Regime to overrule his own intelligence officers and support
the Potomac Empire's propaganda line? What's
the going rate for selling out the United States
Constitution and throwing in with the fomenters
of aggressive war?
$20,500.
That's what the Busha Nostra paid Thomas
Rider, director of the Department of Energy's
intelligence agency in "bonuses" for services
rendered in the mendacious maneuvering toward war,
Paul Sperry of the archconservative WorldNet
Daily reports.
Hex on thee! Hex on thee! Hex on
thee!
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Subject: carved
in granite
In re: Ten Commandments Memorial, I’ve heard
a lot of BS about our Judicial System being based on it.
If you read ‘em, you’ll note that they
have little to do with our constitutional system; nothing about freedom
of ANYTHING, and mainly oriented to keeping
the Jewish faith. Also, most of the founding fathers abhorred
the bible, and only professed faith in
god because they couldn’t figure out how the universe had gotten here
any other way. Their religion is known
as “Deism”, and pretty much died out after modern astronomy, physics,
and Darwinian evolution found a better
way to explain the world. Now, they’d probably be atheists.
Right wing religious zealots make a lot
of noise about god being mentioned in the Declaration of Independence,
but it was mainly a combination of the
nature of formal language and the god of the Deists (disinterested creator
as a default position).
As a Buddhist, could I appeal a conviction
from that wing-nut judge on the grounds that his statements
and that giant paper weight being in the
court building constitute religious bias? Just wondering…
Bob
Bob, good point.
I think anybody convicted of a right-wing Bible-thumper has grounds
to appeal.
What if the judge is as crazy as our Unelected Pinhead, and claimed
God *told him* you were guilty?
The
real reason we dropped the bomb on Japan
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Excerpt:
There would be no house to house fighting,
with dug in resistance from well
armed fighters to the death like at Iwo
Jima or Corregidor. A starved population
of no military age males (women, children,
and old men) with no houses or
standing cities was out sharpening sticks
to use as spears as their only weapons.
We had them completely cut off from any
mainland resupply of necessities for
several years, and of oil, from before
the start of the war, over four years earlier.
Quotes
"Going through the morning papers, I scan over
the pictures of Arnold's team
of economic advisors -- not a double
X chromosome among them. In a state where
there are tens of thousands of women
in positions of power, including both U.S. Senators,
there was not even one woman who Arnold
thought worthy of adding to the mix?
--Arianna, from new new blog
http://arianna.blogs.com/journal/
Conan
the Deceiver
by Paul Krugman
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Here
Excerpt:
The key moment in Arnold Schwarzenegger's
Wednesday press conference came when
the bodybuilder who would be governor brushed
aside questions with the declaration,
"The public doesn't care about figures."
This was "fuzzy math" on steroids — Mr.
Schwarzenegger was, in effect, asserting that his
celebrity gives him the right to fake his
way through theelection. Will he be allowed to get away with it?
If Mr Rove orders the press to support Musclehead,
they will, just like they did for Pinhead.
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Quotes
"Dammit, Mr. President - this is illegal!!!"
--George Schultz testimony, said to Ronald Reagan, about their
Iran-Contra crimes
Subject: Texas
Dems Need Our Help
Something dangerous is happening in Texas.
Tom DeLay (R-Evil) is pushing an
out-of-the-blue redistricting plan that
will remove up to 7 Democrats from congress.
This is an unabashed power grab, and MoveOn.org
is trying to stop it.
For the full story on what's going on,
click here:
http://moveon.org/texasads
Ted
"I'm
nuts about power grabs."
Proselytising
Bart's anti-religious rants are almost hypocritical
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Here
Excerpt:
Only through accepting Christ as Savior
and Lord is someone able to obtain Eternal Life in Heaven.
As a result, a Christian is motivated and
commanded to share what they know with those that don't believe,
in order to prevent their demise.
Subject: California's joke
You know what the California Gov. race is
like?
Its just like Cannonball Run.
A bunch of 'B' and 'C' level stars brought
together for an illegal race set up by a wealthy arab nut (Issa).
Trent
Bartolo
Cop
Xavier, our ambassador to Latin America's first column
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Here
Excerpt:
Welcome Bartcopers to Bartolo Cop. My name
is Xavier Hernandez-Miyares and thanks to an invitation from
our beloved and vital Bart, I will be contributing
information and my half of a dialogue on news and information
that has to do with Latin America. I hope
that you will be inspired to write to me and challenge or support the
information that I will be presenting on
this page. I will respond to any comments that you may feel compelled
to send me at mbumba@aol.com
Activist
Subpoenaed to Grand Jury
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Excerpt:
Northeastern Oklahoma Animal Helpers (NOAH)
member Chris Green went to Edmond, OK
a few months ago and spent a couple of
hours handing out leaflets explaining Legacy Trading
Company's connection with Huntingdon Life
Sciences (HLS), an animal testing lab. Now he's
facing a subpoena to a Grand Jury, as the
U.S. government continues to harrass and attempt to
intimidate activists who appear to have
any ties to Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty (SHAC)'s
campaign against HLS.
This is one of those don't-have-time-to-investigate deals, but
if the feds are using The Patriot Act
to harass people for handing out animal rights fliers, more people
need to know about it.
Subject: separation of
church & state
BC,
Just had a conversation with a right-wing
friend of mine. He claims that five-ton chunks of granite with
the 10 commandments should be mandatory
in all courts and government buildings. When asked about
separation of church and state he said
there shouldn't be any since this was a christian nation (or blather
to that effect).
I asked if he was now advocating that churches
pay taxes, that portions of the Sunday collection should
go to the states, and that catholic schools
should be regulated and supervised by the states the same as
public schools. No way, he said --
there's such a thing as separation of church and state.
I dunno -- sometimes I think these people
actually believe the words that they utter.
These people are nuts.
Mick
Mick, it's even worse than that.
Not only do they not pay taxes, their books
remain hidden, too.
These crooked churches and TV evalgelists
can be socking away millions
and they never pay a dime of taxes because
the Invisible Cloud Being might be offended.
They don't even tax the businesses owned
by the churches. Do churches pay property tax?
After the federal government, isn't the
Catholic Church real estate holder in the United States?
They own square miles of most downtowns,
don't they?
...and then they plead poverty when caught
systematically raping thousands of little boys
Subject: Is O'Reilly afraid?
Hey O'Reilly, after the thrashing
you got from Al Franken,
I can see why you don't want a guy like
Joe Conason on The Factor.
Conason would give you a real, much deserved
ass-kicking.
Surely, a "Great Spinner" like you can
handle a little embarrasment?
Joe H
I think everyone should write to O'Reilly the Coward.
Smoking Joe would kick his ass into next week.
oreilly@foxnews.com
What Mitch McConnell will look like in Hell
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Subject: http://www.stopbushseattle.com
Bellevue, Aug 22nd - Protest the
Illegal bastard!
Tacoma, Aug 22 - Protest the Illegal
bastard!
Seattle, Aug 23rd - Protest the
Illegal bastard!
Marty's
E! page
Martin Sheen is on Craig Kilbourne (CBS after Dave) tonight
2 Rockettes & a camel
The 'Animal House' parade
Jamie Lee Curtis on cosmetic surgery
The 'Star Wars Kid'
Today is National Slacker Day
The post officed stopped 'Operation A.C.'
And, a man in Thailand died laughing
click
O'Reilly
is afraid of Joe Conason
He's a yellow as a senate Democrat.
To: oreilly@foxnews.com
Whenever somebody has the common sense to
avoid O'Reilly (like Jesse Jackson)
The Great Spinner says "They're
afraid to come on The Factor!"
So why won't O'Reilly have Conason on?
We can only assume, using O'Reilly's rules,
that he's afraid.
I think everyone should write to punk O'Reilly and
ask why he's sych a gutless coward...
oreilly@foxnews.com
Michael Moore
Bowling
for Columbine
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Al Franken
Lies
and the Lying Liars at FOX
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To: oreilly@foxnews.com
Bill O'Reilly, please have Joe Conason as
a guest on your show.
There are rumors going around that you're
afraid of him, that can't be true.
We all know what a tough guy you are and
when he starts spanking you,
just turn off his mic like you always do.
At least we'll get to hear him for about
20 seconds.
oreilly@foxnews.com
Appears
the "willing" coalition is getting second thoughts...
Here is a sample of the small print news
magnified for you today at the News Insider:
Annan blames
US for UN blast in Baghdad
Canada
refuses US request to send troops to Iraq
Japanese
troops in Iraq unlikely after UN blast
Spain under
pressure to withdraw troops after UN blast
Poland
to withdraw troops from Baghdad
Suicide
attempts in Guantanamo rise to 31
Illicit
arms shipment bound for Iran seized
UK weapons
expert Dr Kelly feared for his life
Aid agencies
in Afghanistan split over military backing
Courtesy of http://www.newsinsider.org
Not sure who this is,
but thanks for the mention!
Bart,
I sent an email to 'piss ant' o'really.
I told him that Bartcop called him a 'Nazi'.
I was trying to provoke not, slander the
Bartcop good name.
I also asked him if it was true that he
was dating Dennis Miller.
Also, I informed him that he could sue
me if he liked. No response.
Do you suppose that if one were to send
money to him, he might respond?
Hang in bro. Peace to you.
Don
The
Next Computer Virus could Kill the Internet
As bad as the current crop of this weeks
computer viruses are - they are nothing compared
to what might follow. The next generation
of computer viruses that are likely to come soon as
three weeks from now might actually take
the Internet down and cause massive data losses
on a scale never been seen before.
The current virus named "SoBig" installs
a back door into the victims computer allowing these
millions of infected computers to be in
an open state waiting to be exploited in the future. It has
been speculated in press reports that the
virus author plans to use it as a launch pad for a
massive spam attack - but it could be far
worse.
With millions of computers vulnerable -
any programmer on the planet could figure out how this
virus works and use it to launch their
own attack. It could be used - for example - to instantly
spread not only to currently infected computers
- but new computers as well and instantly destroy
all your data - or email your sensitive
documents to random people. And your virus protection
software will have no effect in stopping
this because virus software rarely protects computers
from the lastest newest virus.
These viruses are a result of flaws in the
Microsoft Windows operating system and it's time for
the world to demand that Microsoft take
affirmative steps to deal with this issue. Millions of
computers are open and vulnerable and if
a terrorist were to combine the technologies of SoBig
with last weeks MsBlaster - they could
take the Internet down worldwide.
We all need to act now to prevent this from
happening.
Marc Perkel
Did
you know...
Janeane Garafalo has been "On the left"
all week for Crossfire?
Next week, it's Al Franken - all week.
I wonder if Pig O'Reilly's name will come
up?
Michael Savage is delusional. "Fox would
hire me in a minute," the right-wing ranter tells Jake Tapper
in the September issue of GQ. "And believe
it or not, CNN would, too."
Savage was fired from MSNBC for telling
a gay caller to "get AIDS and die." A Fox News Channel
spokesman told GQ, "Not a chance would
we ever be interested in him." CNN won't touch him, either:
"We had not pursued nor are we pursuing Mr. Savage.
And we have no interest in him."
Tapper also reports that anchor Tom Brokaw
had expressed concerns to NBC executives about hiring Savage,
given his history of offensive commentary.
For example, while discussing high school programs to feed the homeless,
Savage, who now has a show on WOR Radio,
suggested female student volunteers "go in and maybe get raped . . .
because they seem to like the excitement
of it. There's always the thrill and possibility they'll be raped
in a Dumpster while giving out a turkey
sandwich."
Attribution
http://snellfrocky.blogspot.com
Excerpt:
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Rant for 2 minutes. Awesome. We need all
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Quotes
“O'Reilly won't have me on his show - he's
a coward."
-- Smoking Joe Conason. Attribution
So why won't O'Reilly have
Conason on?
We can only assume, using O'Reilly's rules,
that he's scared-ass, panty-waist.
"I'm
afraid of Joe Conason!"
I think everyone should write to punk O'Reilly and
ask why he's such a coward...
oreilly@foxnews.com
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
It now stands at 273
290
The Pentagon released
new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.
Total deaths since the Bloodthirsty Bully said, "Bring
'em On": 69+
Perhaps 1,100 wounded.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
It's from http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Note: I talked to the Dude over there and he's trying to
get straight answers
from the Pentagon - no, seriously - and he will post the
new figures when they come in.
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working for the removal of President
Bush."
--line from Sally Baron's
obituary, Attribution
"She thought he was a liar. I think his personality,
just standing there with that smirk on his face,
and acting like he's this holy Christian,
that's what really got her. She'd always watch CNN, C-SPAN,
and she'd just swear at the TV and say
'Oh, Bush, he's such a whistle ass!' She'd just get so mad"
--Maureen Bettilyon, Sally Baron's daughter,
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